Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 17 Jul 2014 16:51

Conjugally happy: Husband of 3 and father of 36 says he still has 'desires to fulfill'

But after giving birth to a dozen children each, Khan said, his wives had told him enough was enough.
"I was planning to have a fourth marriage because now my wives have boycotted me and told me 'no more children'," Khan said.
"They do not allow me to go near them, but I have desires I want to fulfill."

Khan was 17 years old when he married his 14-year-old cousin in Shawa. They had eight daughters and four sons, but after eight years, the amorous tribesman got married again, to a 17-year-old.
"I was not satisfied and needed more of it -- I mean the love-making,"
"I do not indulge in adultery and sinful acts so I satisfy my natural desires lawfully by marriage," said Khan, who worked as a taxi driver in Dubai from 1976 to 1992.
Khan's third wedding came when he married his brother's widow when he was killed in a dispute just a month after tying the knot himself.

Virender · Post by **Virender** » 17 Jul 2014 23:29

Hereby It iz declared that Pig iz 400 Percent Halaal Only phor the Momeens iph it iz hunted by the 500 percent tight assed peliever pitches .Dekho and larn something phrom See near maulanas who hab dared to renounce the lobe oph kushpoo to benture out goat shed phor broadening their vizion .

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 Jul 2014 23:49

anupmisra wrote:Capshun waqt pleaj, dear maulanerj...Bhaat ij the padhi-likhi chashmeywali motor-mama trying to say? Hain?

Drons are naat on the ground no? It ij flying up in the air.
Motormamas are saying that Ju need to speak UP to the Dron dicklairing ju are naat terrorist, else the boys in Nevada can get khujli in their fingers.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 19 Jul 2014 14:21

Most saught after mujahid in al BACKistan.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 19 Jul 2014 14:24

Must protect mijjile so if my face get shot then my co mujahids can identify me from my pee pee

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 19 Jul 2014 17:16

Diyar Mullanals,
Rezently i dekho this bicture.. Is this some new dijin taknik for GUBO?? Piss to exblian.. How can our Rakit mard try this and pecome exbert on it???

Abu-Aaryan

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Jul 2014 23:37

Apart from Hazrat Zaheel Hamied (pbuh), plj listeen to the accent of this beech.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Jul 2014 02:12

If Yindia can take out all the electricity from the rivers, then Bakistan can do better...

The rulers have taken all happiness out of Eid says Rashid

Despite suffering load shedding for 15 to 20 hours a day, consumers have received their June electricity bills inflated up to 120 per cent of the bill they received in the same month last year, Leader of the Opposition in the Punjab Assembly Mahmoodur Rashid said on Friday. He said the government must tell the people why these power plants were shut. He said July had seen the highest ever power shortfall of 10,000 MW. “This should also go into the Guinness Book of World Records.”

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Jul 2014 07:16

Gagan wrote:
More on the Herrow of the week "Lauda Khan"
http://disqus.com/laudakhan/
Lauda Khan

I am teach english in Govt College Faislabad, Pakistan. I am also keep lot of interest in news, politics and sakespear, sheli, wordworth, longfelo, Allama Iqbal etc

Faislabad, Pakistan
Bismillah! Please notice the halal picture of Lauda Khan
Also read the various comments that this Paki genius has posted

Err,
Ij thij Lauda Khan the Phounder oph Lauda Khan Recherj Lavatory in Kahuta hain ji?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 25 Jul 2014 10:38

Bresenting Hazrat bin Zaheel Hamied (pbuh) after capturing Laal Qilla

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Jul 2014 21:15

I Bray,
Where are the Sattar (70) Birgins hain ji?
The Ayesha haj a piss-toll in her lept hand, and she looks like, so, err, not-birgin hain!!!
Suarly Hazrat Jahil Ham-ied (PBUH) dejerves petter?

And bhere ij the Ayesha whoj duty it was to hold the Angoor ka stalk above hij mouth?
Bhere ij the Ayesha who waj suppojed to hold the golden decanter oph wine, ready to serve him?
Bhere are the ayeshas who were suppojed to pe holding fans in their hands and giving him air and shooing abay the flies?

Uff too many inconsijtanciej!

IED Muparak!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Jul 2014 21:16

And and, bhy ij there hij golden leg there? Ij he Laang John Seelver hain ji?
Doej he hap a laaaang john? Or waaj it cut oph by maulanars when he waj 6 monthj old?

Plij to klariphy !!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Jul 2014 21:18

He ij holding too many bandooks,
Ij that Inpheriority complxxx or bhaat!
Ij he trying to cover phor the lack oph an Asli bandook?

w/salam

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 26 Jul 2014 12:53

Is the hoor trying to pull trigger around hij Eq-ball ?
There ij one wine glass but 2 empty whisckey glasses with 3 differant kind of daaru baatli ? Waj there some other male too in the room with hoor or langoor or both of them?
Why ij hoor in purdah above the neck and half nanga below still ?

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 26 Jul 2014 13:51

VikasRaina wrote:Is the hoor trying to pull trigger around hij Eq-ball ?
There ij one wine glass but 2 empty whisckey glasses with 3 differant kind of daaru baatli ? Waj there some other male too in the room with hoor or langoor or both of them?
Why ij hoor in purdah above the neck and half nanga below still ?

Wonder if the Hoor's other hand also has a gun.

Ik-ball would become true gubostani if the hoor knows what to do with her other hand.

K Mehta · Post by **K Mehta** » 26 Jul 2014 18:50

what ij this A.S.S seed planter hainji? bliss to tell bhy the gora behind the afsar ij ismailing and bhy the afsar is bending forward?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Jul 2014 03:09

vdutta wrote:Must protect mijjile so if my face get shot then my co mujahids can identify me from my pee pee

Mujahid ij ready for anal-jihad with bious maulanas. Bhat ij that about wibing on a stone per profit?

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 Jul 2014 23:00

Eye bring to the notice of the learned jirga thij conphusing bicchur from kraachi. Ij it halal to sight ied chaand with a kufr telescobe?

could the joos manipulate telescobes to show chaand when it ij naat there and mislead momeens into celebrating ied on a wrong date. what ij the view of the jirga? bliss to issue clarification.

jours curiously,
Abu-Bartha-Al-Beshawari.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Jul 2014 23:50

^^^
Diyar Abu-Bartha-al-Beshawari,

To avoid conphusun, maulaners in al Bakistan have declared it halal to celeprate IED mubarak thruowt the ear! Al Bakistan due to its strategic location can alwjs see Chand. In fact, all weather fliend haj sent a lot of fliends all over Bakistan (many of whom are named Chan) to moon us on a daily basis.

The telescope waj the contribution of Ijlamic science in the glorious days when Bakistan ruled Andaloos. It waj called al-LeT-e-Spook

. Butt misphortunately, the YYY stole our invenshun!

Klarifying jour konphushuns,

Arrah-Caseullah

kish · Post by **kish** » 29 Jul 2014 21:59

Ya arrah, a ebil yindoo (sushil kumar) has beaten a brave bious bakistani (qamar abbas) in CWG wrestling on an auspicious day like Ramzan/Ramadan/Ramjaan

Commonwealth Games: Sushil Kumar beats Pakistan's Abbas to win gold

K Mehta · Post by **K Mehta** » 30 Jul 2014 03:19

^ you kuffar you are presenting the wrong knews, presenting the real and positive knews

In a great show of South Asian co-operation, India helps Pakistan get silver medal in CWG 2014

India's two-time Olympic medallist Sushil Kumar took just 107 seconds to co-operate with Pakistan's Qamar Abbas to give the silver medal to Pakistan

After winning the medal, Sushil said the silver medal bout with Abbas was a cake walk for him and he predicted India's further co-operation with Pakistan in wrestling arena.

Abbas could not require even for the full first three-minute period to co-operate with Sushil

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 30 Jul 2014 11:51

^^ Well to be fair with fair people. Abbas was fasting for ramazdhan and Sushil's name does sound like a common Japanese dish.
He was trying to stay away from the food that could eat him.

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Jul 2014 13:36

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 30 Jul 2014 18:07

Diyar Maulaners,

Every one knows that the dark dirty Bhindians are also think, weak and sickly. But just look at this!

Bhat ijj thij!, i pooch you! This darkie needs to be immediately sent the memo and must be asked to reduce his mushkles, so that palance can be reshtored with Al Bakistan..

Bliss do the needful to ishhtop this distaarbing trnd..

Yuvars sochingly,

Apdul bin bum scratchi
"In goats we trust, the rest need Vajjilin"

kish · Post by **kish** » 30 Jul 2014 18:17

^^To rub namak in to the wound, he ij a vegetarian!!!

A begetarian haj betean an meat eating momin

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 30 Jul 2014 19:06

^^ Haraam!!

I am suar he ij kaapying our pindigenous ghaas diet!

Yindoo kaanspiracy onlee!

Yuvars gropingly,
Apdul bin bum scratchi

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 30 Jul 2014 22:34

partha wrote:Eye bring to the notice of the learned jirga thij conphusing bicchur from kraachi. Ij it halal to sight ied chaand with a kufr telescobe?

could the joos manipulate telescobes to show chaand when it ij naat there and mislead momeens into celebrating ied on a wrong date. what ij the view of the jirga? bliss to issue clarification.

jours curiously,
Abu-Bartha-Al-Beshawari.

By phor maulana's looking at a microscope on its side to view the chaand..eeh je?

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 31 Jul 2014 06:02

When will they understand that moon based calendar is idiotic!! They should follow Sun based calendar (which is norm)..

Raja Vikramaditya understood that Sun based calendar is perfect about 1000 years before Islam.!! and these idiots are still following moon!!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 31 Jul 2014 10:07

Molana Sahib, chand dekhna hai, Tabah nahi karna.

Translation: Maulana, you are supposed to sight the moon, not destroy it.

Cant trust molvi with anything straight and cylindrical.

Or they may be actually trying to see Chandrayaan instead

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 31 Jul 2014 10:08

^^ Captuion: How many molvis it take to view the Moon.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 31 Jul 2014 10:51

SBajwa wrote:When will they understand that moon based calendar is idiotic!! They should follow Sun based calendar (which is norm)..

Raja Vikramaditya understood that Sun based calendar is perfect about 1000 years before Islam.!! and these idiots are still following moon!!

you people dont understand...can you see sun with a telescope ??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 Jul 2014 12:05

Who tha phak is looking at chaand, All maulers are busy oogling at virjinn goats in the himalayas

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Jul 2014 14:48

vdutta wrote:^^ Captuion: How many molvis it take to view the Moon.

Onlee bun. The resht of the maulanerj are thiyar to tranjmit the seenear maulanar'j offishial confirmashun. Bhy the bay, bhat ij a wardi-wallah doing in the fotoo bith a laang tubular mijjile-looking teleshkope? I aljo notished a sardarjee in the background.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 31 Jul 2014 14:53

btw its till daytime , they trying to see moon when sun is still up ???

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 31 Jul 2014 18:38

anupmisra wrote:
vdutta wrote:^^ Captuion: How many molvis it take to view the Moon.
Onlee bun. The resht of the maulanerj are thiyar to tranjmit the seenear maulanar'j offishial confirmashun. Bhy the bay, bhat ij a wardi-wallah doing in the fotoo bith a laang tubular mijjile-looking teleshkope? I aljo notished a sardarjee in the background.

Wardiwalla tells them when GHQ has approved the moon sighting.

kish · Post by **kish** » 02 Aug 2014 18:54

Kufrs, cee how mercyphull ijlam is!! This bouy aat breakphast during Ramaddan, True momins dit not kell him, but hangged him phrom a christian cross.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2014 19:15

^^^ all ju maulaners are wrang! That ij a Dr. Muneer Khan + Dr. Zerocks Khan invenshun of having djinnied al KhaliIED tank barrel fitted with tale-i-scoop to split the chand. Having a seeniyar maulaner with week viyun observe the moon being split will establish Bakistan to be the leader of the ummah and the pivot not just of the world but of the universe!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2014 19:23

^^^ that ij naat Christian cross (like 't'). It ij an Ijlamic cross like ('T'). This was the contribution of Islamic science.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Aug 2014 12:33

Like copper T which can solve the duniya's bakistan problem

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Aug 2014 10:48

partha wrote:Eye bring to the notice of the learned jirga thij conphusing bicchur from kraachi. Ij it halal to sight ied chaand with a kufr telescobe?

……...
jours curiously,...

They are dekhoing neither chaand, nor Jarnail Raheel Shareef's pootylicious g**nd.

The Mauleners in the bichhar are kaptaan and crew of phamous Bakistani submarine that took phamous bichhar of cowering dhoti clad kuffa Mumbai Port. This was confirmed py Brophet Zahid Hamid (Biss Pee Upon Him). See pelow,Marsha-La, Marsha-La, Marsha-La: