400% pindigenous plockpuster fraam al-bakistan booed after 1 hr of screening..
In baki theatres!


To be replaced by Hrithik's Bang Bang.. Yindoo Kaanspiracee onree!!


So the pakis were spot-on when they claimed Islam was a glue that would hold them together forever?shiv wrote:There is an old story from a cartoon strip that used to be there when I was a kid - a few of you older codgers might remember. It was called "Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox". A famous story is about Brer Rabbit and the tar baby. Brer fox makes a doll out of tar which the rabbit greets and gets mad because the tar baby does not respond. But the minute he touches the tar baby his hand gets stuck and when he tries to extricate himself he gets even further stuck in the tar.
Pakistan is enmeshed in the tar of Islam. There may be a few people who try to break free but it holds them, sticky, gooey and gummy. Everything they touch gets gummed up with Islam or gums up parts that seemed to be free as soon as something is touched.
You can see what is outside but you are stuck.
shiv wrote:You can see what is outside but you are stuck.
Many local higher life forms lives comfortable, safe life in pile of poop which is their whole universe. They come out at night time, and look at the stars and assume these shinning heavenly bodies are there to welcome them. Its only while poop pile begins to dry..Satya_anveshi wrote:shiv wrote:You can see what is outside but you are stuck.
Nothing I read so far captures plight of pukis than the above simple sentence.
Harish wrote:So the pakis were spot-on when they claimed Islam was a glue that would hold them together forever?shiv wrote:There is an old story from a cartoon strip that used to be there when I was a kid - a few of you older codgers might remember. It was called "Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox". A famous story is about Brer Rabbit and the tar baby. Brer fox makes a doll out of tar which the rabbit greets and gets mad because the tar baby does not respond. But the minute he touches the tar baby his hand gets stuck and when he tries to extricate himself he gets even further stuck in the tar.
Pakistan is enmeshed in the tar of Islam. There may be a few people who try to break free but it holds them, sticky, gooey and gummy. Everything they touch gets gummed up with Islam or gums up parts that seemed to be free as soon as something is touched.
You can see what is outside but you are stuck.
Reminds me of a story - I don't recall the exact details - but its a bird in a nest that says "Balls. I don't like it here. I feel suffocated and subjugated by the others in here - I am going to jump out"Jhujar wrote: Many local higher life forms lives comfortable, safe life in pile of poop which is their whole universe. They come out at night time, and look at the stars and assume these shinning heavenly bodies are there to welcome them. Its only while poop pile begins to dry..
Yeah, the security situation is so much better that terrorists no longer fire at buses but at airplanes.Brad Goodman wrote:PCC chief wants to celebrate Eid Ul Aza aka bakri eid by slaughtering some kaffir cricketer
Pakistan cricket chief pleads for visitors
Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Shahryar Khan arrived in Bangladesh on Monday and declared that it was now much safer in his country than five years ago.
dafaq, that was a creepy statement.He added that they would welcome 'any' team from Bangladesh even "at the level of A teams, U19s. Send your schoolboys to us, and of course your women. We want to start at every level with Bangladesh.
shiv wrote:There is an old story from a cartoon strip that used to be there when I was a kid - a few of you older codgers might remember. It was called "Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox". A famous story is about Brer Rabbit and the tar baby. Brer fox makes a doll out of tar which the rabbit greets and gets mad because the tar baby does not respond. But the minute he touches the tar baby his hand gets stuck and when he tries to extricate himself he gets even further stuck in the tar.
Pakistan is enmeshed in the tar of Islam. There may be a few people who try to break free but it holds them, sticky, gooey and gummy. Everything they touch gets gummed up with Islam or gums up parts that seemed to be free as soon as something is touched.
You can see what is outside but you are stuck.
Are Sharjah matches a thing again? 80s and 90s are back? I hope India stays out of Sharjah.Peregrine wrote:1st ODI: Australia v Pakistan at Sharjah, Oct 7, 2014
Not very far from the truth...or what is legend.Shaashtanga wrote:Diyar maulaners, I am not sure how many of you watch "Homeland" (Showtime drama tv series) but the season 4 just premiered last weekend and I was watching the episode 1+2 combo and around the 1hr24min mark the CIA chief tells Carrie Matheson - "Pakistan!!!, why do you even wanna go back to that shithole" so nothing revealing here for us that Pak-shit-satan is a shithole but few seconds later the CIA chief tells her "it's not even a real cunt-ry , it's a f*****g acronym". Now this is something surprising, have the writers of "Homeland" been visiting brf and realized that Pukistan is indeed STFUP. This a major blow to ech-an-dee of Baki momeen. How can ebil yamreeki cee-eye-ae treat them with such contempt.
But they also got parts of Bengal and Assam in 1947 what does that makes them? So Bengal/Assam was suppose to be not part of the Pakis?by Rajithm
Prior to 1947, the country now known as Pakistan was a British colony. In 1947 the United Kingdom granted independence to the region under a new name, Pakistan. The name had been developed by a group of students at Cambridge University who issued a pamphlet in 1933 called Now or Never. They came up with the term "Pakistan" as "composed of letters taken from the names of our homelands: that is, Punjab, Afghania [North-West Frontier Province], Kashmir, Iran (Wrong: Indus) , Sindh, Tukharistan, Afghanistan, and Balochistan (stan from balochistan). It means the land of the Paks, the spiritually pure and clean."
That is why it is called it more (urban) legend than fact. The pakis have been busy trying to create multiple definitions for themselves - hoping something sticks.SBajwa wrote: But they also got parts of Bengal and Assam in 1947 what does that makes them? So Bengal/Assam was suppose to be not part of the Pakis?
Really saar you need an explanation on why MMS and Mataji had tied the hands of the Indian army.Jarita wrote:Can someone please explain why MMS and Mataji had tied the hands of the army especially when it came to retaliating for LOC incursions etc
Unlike the English people in the UK today, the leaders of Congress and therefore the great majority of caste Hindus who voted for them did not care too much if the Muslims of India remained in or left the federation
downhill skiing pretty quickBrad Goodman wrote:PCC chief wants to celebrate Eid Ul Aza aka bakri eid by slaughtering some kaffir cricketer
Pakistan cricket chief pleads for visitors
Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Shahryar Khan arrived in Bangladesh on Monday and declared that it was now much safer in his country than five years ago.
"We understand that security situation is a hurdle in the way of your national team, or any other team, visiting Pakistan," Khan told reporters late on Monday.
"If your national team cannot come to Pakistan for security reasons - even though I would ask them to send a team to examine how things are - I want to start cricket between two countries," Khan said.
Brad Goodman Ji :He added that they would welcome 'any' team from Bangladesh even "at the level of A teams, U19s. Send your schoolboys to us, and of course your women. We want to start at every level with Bangladesh.
"They will get a very warm welcome. This is what I have come for, to revive and revitalise our relationship," Khan said.
and made it awesome... With the sound it is pure entertainmentArmenT wrote:^^^JE Menon wrote:Mullahs freaking out, there's a new goat in town it seems. Some serious homo-erotic shite going on there...
I thought that vid looked familiar -- I recognized the dude in brown who thinks he's Pete Townsend (around 0:59 of the video). I think the video is a few years old. Looks like someone's added a audio track to the original.
My replyUnlike the English people in the UK today, the leaders of Congress and therefore the great majority of caste Hindus who voted for them did not care too much if the Muslims of India remained in or left the federation
Imagine if the Scot separatists had kidnapped a married Englishwoman, killed her husband, and forcibly married her to a Scotsman. Imagine the separatists said that returning her to her family was against Scottish values. Imagine that the separatists agitated against the existing Scottish government because it tried to return the woman to her family. Imagine that journalists wrote to the leader of the Scots telling him to intervene and stop this, but the leader of the Scots did nothing. Even the scurviest of Englishmen would say, good riddance to the Scots.
This was the Musliim League, in the NWFP. The letter to Jinnah is reprinted in the JInnah papers. That Jinnah did precisely nothing is also evident.
this numb nut seems to have forgotten "Direct Action" day, Gandhiji virtually begging Djinnah not to demand Pakistan. with his Madrassa education he seems to have forgotten it was the Muslim League which dragged the whole thing into a blood bath. Playing into the hands of the British etc. What was Ironic is that, At the time of partition, there were twice as many Muslims who decided to stay back in Bharat than to go to the Shit hole.Brad Goodman wrote:Unlike the English people in the UK today, the leaders of Congress and therefore the great majority of caste Hindus who voted for them did not care too much if the Muslims of India remained in or left the federation
With Pakistan reporting the highest number of polio cases in the past 15 years, India has stepped up surveillance along the international border, particularly in Rajasthan, to check any spread of the infection.
Jodhpur and Barmer districts are under heightened vigilance because of the Thar Link Express passing through here which ferries people between the two countries. More than 25,000 people have travelled in Thar link Express since 2006 when it was started after a gap of 41 years. It arrives at Bhagat ki Kothi station near Jodhpur every Friday and returns to Khokhrapar in Pakistan every Sunday. While India was given the polio-free certificate by the World Health Organisation this February, Pakistan has recorded 202 polio cases this year — the highest in the world — accounting for 83 per cent of the cases reported globally until last week. Most of these cases have been reported from Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and Federally Administered Tribal Areas (FATA). More than 70 per cent of the global cases are reported from within these provinces.
Other than Pakistan, neighbouring Afghanistan, and Nigeria, where polio is endemic, outbreaks have been reported from Syria, Somalia, Iraq and several African countries in the recent years. However, for India, the risk of transmission of this crippling and potentially deadly disease is more from Pakistan because of cross-border population movement — both legal and illegal.
“We are already administering polio drops to people who go to or come from Pakistan. But Jodhpur and Barmer are high risk districts because of the movement of people from across the border,” Narendra Saxena, Chief Medical and Health Officer of Jodhpur, told The Hindu {Those who want to travel from Pakistan to India must be administered polio drops, asked to go back and come back after a month to be allowed entry into India. Anything else would be inviting trouble}.
'Pakistani achievements' (an oxymoron) are in the league of a tight slap to it's own face.CRamS wrote: 2. Zaidi chutiya made the same point. He said there was no international opinion against TSP. and international community wants India & TSP to sit and talk. He further went on to say 20,000 Indians at MSG do not constitute international opinion. He "condemns" the "violence" (note his usage) and its time for India & TSP to set and make piss for future generations. These suave liars they have mastered the art of sticking it to India. Just imagine how reasonable this sounds when this liar says the same think on CNN and BBC or even on UnDy (In one show with the contemptible b$tch Nidhi Razdan, she let him get away with a brazen equal equal: he condemns 26/11 but apparently he also condemns Marriot bombing, slimily doing on equal equal with their act of war with some Tallibunny blowing up the Marriot).
Prophet forbade keeping Pubic haaiir lest they cause Khujli. Paki wanted to become PakISIStan but it turned out to be Pakija Begum with all the paraphernalia ofGungroo, Greese ,Ghagra ,Tabla , Kotha and Rich Gora clients. Rest is History as days are spent in counting SauVirginities and mumbling perfanities.JE Menon wrote:>>It means the land of the Paks, the spiritually pure and clean.
That would apply if it was Pakstan. However, in fact the name of the country turned out to be Pakistan, which means if I'm right:Land of the Pubic Hair
... and she borrowed most of the stuff from our forum. I think she is a fan of Shiv. Her comments about clean shaven whiskey drinking Paki generals and false impression it creates about them being secular was first observed by Shiv, I think.KLNMurthy wrote:Mohtarma Fair is at least serving the useful purpose of being the white face without whose authoritative uvacha our DDM can't see even the most blindingly obvious. Give her a sitara-e-furry-rat for that.Ajatshatru wrote:"Pakistan's suicidal desperation: Modi-led India rising evokes LoC attacks":
http://www.firstpost.com/india/pakistan ... 45089.html
I saw so many instances of BR Speak by Ms Fair. I think she is lurking on the forum many a times. BTB, When I met her on a flight, she mentioned that she knew BR but did not accept that she reads it...Karan Dixit wrote:... and she borrowed most of the stuff from our forum. I think she is a fan of Shiv. Her comments about clean shaven whiskey drinking Paki generals and false impression it creates about them being secular was first observed by Shiv, I think.
Haha, looks like in fact Jinnah and the TFTA RAPEs were somehow expecting to be begged by their Hindu subjects to keep the country together and bring back Mughal Raj and were truly shocked when SDREs called their bluff (and instead went for one-person-one-vote and rolling back untouchability--the single most un-TFTA, un-RAPE act ever undertaken by a culture in history; in a way it was that choice that culminated in Modi today.) Poor TFTA RAPEs still haven't gotten over it and keep having tantrums.A_Gupta wrote:Scotland and the partition of India
My replyUnlike the English people in the UK today, the leaders of Congress and therefore the great majority of caste Hindus who voted for them did not care too much if the Muslims of India remained in or left the federation
Imagine if the Scot separatists had kidnapped a married Englishwoman, killed her husband, and forcibly married her to a Scotsman. Imagine the separatists said that returning her to her family was against Scottish values. Imagine that the separatists agitated against the existing Scottish government because it tried to return the woman to her family. Imagine that journalists wrote to the leader of the Scots telling him to intervene and stop this, but the leader of the Scots did nothing. Even the scurviest of Englishmen would say, good riddance to the Scots.
This was the Musliim League, in the NWFP. The letter to Jinnah is reprinted in the JInnah papers. That Jinnah did precisely nothing is also evident.
Paisa probably has been harder to come by, what with intransigence of US Congress and the fact that China is holding all the dollahs. Oil price is down, so maybe Saudis are tightening their fist. China never gave anything other than nuke bums and missiles, no real cash. Rest followsJE Menon wrote:Guys, I have a distinct feeling that over past two months or so, something drastic has happened in US-Pak relationship... Can't pinpoint exactly what, but a rupture of some significance and permanence appears to have taken place, and taken hold as well. I don't know if any of the watchers here get that sense too...
Dana "Rubber Khalsa" Rohrbacher? Probably money flow from STFUP has stopped...JE Menon wrote:Sen. Dana Rohrabacher (apologies if posted earlier, I haven't seen noticed it here though) The first 3 minutes is enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTNRj9H ... JeZwqoxKOg
Quotes:
Pakistan is the most vicious murderous gangster regime in the world
ISI is the main command post for radical Islamists
IMO, la Fair has no soft corner for India, nor is she by any stretch of the imagination anything like a BRF-ite. (I know you didn't say she was, just that she plagiarized from BRF) . She seems to have started this new avatar after having some of her ideas about Pakjabi mards rudely toppled. Not a very nice thing to say, but with the right "grooming" she could perhaps have been another Jemima Goldsmith.Shrinivasan wrote:I saw so many instances of BR Speak by Ms Fair. I think she is lurking on the forum many a times. BTB, When I met her on a flight, she mentioned that she knew BR but did not accept that she reads it...Karan Dixit wrote:... and she borrowed most of the stuff from our forum. I think she is a fan of Shiv. Her comments about clean shaven whiskey drinking Paki generals and false impression it creates about them being secular was first observed by Shiv, I think.
OK I listened enough. He is just doing to India:Pakistan::Punjab:Baluchistan, more or less. He is just doing his job, probably took money from Baluchis the same way he took money from Gabbar Khalsa et al during the 1980s-90s. Speaks to his integrity of a sort I suppose, he is a dull-witted buffoon who delivers what he got paid to do.JE Menon wrote:Guys, just listen to the video... it's not like we don't know who the guy is, listen to what he is saying over last two years.