Shyam and Shiv ji, Ohhh I am fully aware of how American would transform into khan....or look up the BRF dictionary. That is not the point. It is just that sometimes reading a long post with several paragraphs and multiple contortions just becomes too jarring to read. I hate to take away people's attempts at humor, but doing the America to Khan type exercise multiple times in one paragraph is a bit too much for me. vayu tuvan's attempt at writing an algebraic theorem can justifiably be a bit much for someone else.
I'll pick couple of posts at random and hope the poster does not take it otherwise. Here, I dont get one word in entire paragraphs!
"Oh man! I watched the movie "The Company" - showed the Hungarian Revolution, pretty starkly including the meddling by the Radio Free Oirope and Voice of America and the Culinary Instructors of America, the kind attentions of the Secret Police 'interrogations', and the Molotov Cocktails and the vodka-carrying tanks. Could have been today in Ukraine."
or
"The UBCNews Anal-e-sys on WHOTUSBO is this:
1. POTUSBO and FLOTUSBO are basically decent people, who have clawed their way up. They have achieved far beyond their dreams or what anyone thought they could achieve. Now they are into retirement mode, trying to philosophical, saving humanity etc. They are also very SMART people on an individual level: FAR better educated than a) Dubya - who got in on daddy's $$ and got out barely.
b) SlickWillie: OK, smart, visionary, Rhodes etc. but politician from day 1.
c) You have to start with this model to get anywhere. I used to hear of him back in 1978 as the Up&ComingHotShotFromArkansas. His half-Bro used to be in Peecheedee program in Ulan Bator Yak Madarssa.
d) Bush1: slimy character from Yale Skull&Bones society, also got in with silver spoon up his musharraf. Main credential: Musharraf-gunner on a bomber in WW2 (which I respect!) Couldn't say Iraq or Iran.
e) Ray-gun Reagan: movie actor.
f) Jimmy Carter: dropped out of engg. school in freshman year. "
These are so difficult to read and I've been here for 16 years! I bet some people understood the whole thing, learned a thing or two important things and even got entertained. Point is, "some people" did. I lost out. To paraphrase what Ramana wrote,
"Can we have matters explained without being so cryptic please? There is a lot of audience who want to know but might not be members."
Anyway, thanks for listening. Don't want to distract from the topic at hand in this thread.