Trouble On the Domestic Front For The Kaptaan  
 
From TFT 
Domestic politics
Poor guy! Not a moment of peace for 
The Great Khan,
Imran Khan  
  who’s now said to be embroiled in energy-sapping domestic politics. With his ex-wife in the dock courtesy his current wife, 
The Khan Imran  
  has hot footed it to London to cajole 
the mother of his sons Jemima 
  . It’s no accident that he’s staying with his 
former mother-in-law Mrs. Goldsmith  
  (where his sons come and join him), much to the discomfort of 
his current wife Reham  
 . Tensions have been simmering since 
The Khan Imran 
   tied the knot with 
bhabi, 
Reham  
  of which his 
family sisters  
  disapproved, but matters came to a head when
B Reham  
  made a series of forays into the media and politics. The situation exploded when London’s Daily Mail published an anti-
bhabi Reham 
  article, citing her former husband’s statements. 
Bhabi’s Reham's 
  relatives hit back by accusing The 
Khan’s ex Jemima 
  of having planted the story. Then 
The Khan Imran 
   jumped into the fray and said 
his ex Jemima 
   was 
incapable of such 
pettiness. 
  The latter’s Jemima's  sulking nonetheless, we hear, so he’s gone to London to 
manao pacify  her.[*]
[*] From the above, we conclude that 
The Kaptaan has still a 
soft corner for his 
ex; stayed tuned for the next episode 
 
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, two of his Punjab stalwarts are at daggers drawn because once again, The Khan has put his foot in it and said that 
Server 
  will be his candidate for Punjab’s top slot. What a life!