Reminds me of my dear friend Stumpkopf, the recent Head of Wells Fargo who ordered every employee to ensure that every customer had 8 accounts.disha wrote: UlanBatori-bin-dung-patty., there is no fly in your dung plan., accept that if you have a Jan-dhan account., ...you need some 10000 pucca accounts.
Why 8? Because 8 is Great!
Now relaxing, counting his $250M golden parachute while the 10,000 employees whom he fired for dishonesty try to sue W-F. But I am sure he feels a burr up his musharraf where Senator Elizabeth Warren Mohterma reamed him out in public.
I actually don't see any problem with doing the dung-patty business (well.. the essential parts of it, not the extra-curricular Special Service parts) using my PAN card, after all I am 400% Honest as HarishChandra (not the guy who scammed SBI out of 600 crores a while back).
But you are leading me into Evil Ways with that hint about the Nano. So if I suddenly feel the urge to buy a Nano, which is 100% Make In India with only 95% imported parts, won't the kind National-Iced Bank lend me, say, Rs. 2 lac, in the spirit of helping a Small Bijnej-Mango? PM NaMo would praise them for doing that, hain?
Then I have to pay back Rs. 2 Lac, hain? If I have only old notes, won't said Bank accept that, I ask u? Do they interrogate customers to ask why & how they are actually repaying loans, hain? I bet SBI has at least 35% NPA like any respectable National Iced Bank?
And remember that there are 5 friendly banks in my nbd...
So my point from all this, is that myself and my 50 competitors, and a million like us, have already solved the demon-eat-ice problem. Our customers can launder their BM anytime.