Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 May 2017 01:15

Pleaj to note well fed, Jernail Waist Qaidiani Baja showing the bumboo.
Naw ju will reelize bhy he ij called Cheap of Army 'Danda (COAS)'.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2017 00:42

Triple talaaq of the egjplojive type.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2017 02:40

Are theej the Phamous bum eggspurts phrom Led Lipps Massaj parlor, which cauje eggsplosions oph mijjile warheads.

Do they uje their bare hands to cauje the eggsplosions or uje the covered faces

Inquiring minds wants to know...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2017 02:41

Mai Mishtake.
Signpoard pehind them sayj, explojive handel-ing.
So they are eggs purts in doing massy and eggsplosive jobs by handj onlee.

They are so good, that they do the jobs by handj until there is eggsplosion - 400% suck-cess rate

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2017 04:16

Gagnullah, do theje hand in glove motormamaj remind joo of thoje dayj in cave kamplekj number 9211 in toda toda? Thoje bere egjplojive momentj.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2017 04:35

Oral under the niqab makes it cheeni halal, as no one can see the ledd lipps.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2017 05:04

Eye am wonder bhy they having bird on their right ... chest, and koophar hindoo trishul on their left ... chest
Eye yam also wonder bhy they are having paakits on their both ... chests

Wond-e-er bhaat toolj they are hiding in thoje paakits

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2017 13:50

Duh! These are the wimmens of Hazrat Lal Topee, demunstrating 5th generation warfare.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 May 2017 18:12

RCase wrote:Oral under the niqab makes it cheeni halal, as no one can see the ledd lipps.

and since no one can see it, it never happened...
so immediate plausible deniability

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2017 21:38

Ahem, Niqab ij ujephull for protecting motormas face from explosive ending and money shaat

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 May 2017 00:44

ju mean that in the khush-khatam the curtain comes down?!?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 May 2017 03:32

Gaganullah, in Bakistan evidence is always washed down. Cannat have Bill Klingtonesque dhaags on curtain.

amit · Post by **amit** » 04 May 2017 07:15

The jigra must do baithak and charcha on this haram chart:

For the TFTA No1 search is Gay Sex and for SDRE it is banana!

My pooch is, can banana be helpful for TFTA desire????

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 04 May 2017 15:11

Diyar Amitullah

Did joo nat see that abduls in UAE are looking for mards. Bakistani mard-e-momins can go into their belcomming arms. The heavy weight ayeshas will be welcum in egypt and the nanha mujahids can go to eriteria or libya based on weight. Only light weight ayeshas and khushpoos will be lept in bakistan. Maybe they can be taken to kave kamplex in turns hain!

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 04 May 2017 19:13

Bhy phor ij 'Gay born' marked under category 'gastronomy' hain ji?

I think thij ij a RAA, CIA, Mossad kawnspirajee.. They originally wanted to mark Al Bakistan aj the mulk of milk and hunny..

Salam and Pack to kave kamplex 69 for re-education seshuns with my kushpoo

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 May 2017 23:18

^^^ When the cuntry sucks (bun intended), it haj to be classified under 'Gastronomy'.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 May 2017 00:31

Maype it haj something to do with getting a Pakh-istan vija ?
Hope joo all know the two types of vijas in bakistan - Canadian and Pakistan vijas

w/salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 May 2017 02:20

it hajj been a long waqt sinj bhe had kanadian vijja hiyar...

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 08 May 2017 21:20

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 May 2017 00:28

I prejent to joo: Mijj Bakijtan (internajhnal) - (s)he wantj to reprejent a pojitive image of bakijtan acraaj the gilobe

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 May 2017 00:33

Hum doh hamarey doh

malushahi · Post by **malushahi** » 10 May 2017 01:35

International Court of Justice stays death sentence imposed by Pakistani court on India’s Kulbhushan Jadhav

In what is a massive setback to Pakistan, International Court of Justice has stayed the death sentence imposed by a Pakistani court on India’s Kulbhushan Jadhav for spying, reports NDTV. This has come to pass after Pakistan had refused to extradite the alleged spy Jadhav in April. In its reaction then, the Indian government had said Pakistan ought to follow established international practice while dealing with foreign nationals in its custody, PTI reported. India has rejected all allegations against Jadhav as “baseless”. India has maintained that the circumstances of Jadhav’s presence in Pakistan remain unclear, especially as Pakistan has refused to provide consular access despite repeated requests.

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I have spoken to the mother of #KulbhushanJadhav and told her about the order of President, ICJ under Art 74 Paragraph 4 of Rules of Court.

Leonard · Post by **Leonard** » 10 May 2017 03:33

Rumour's have it that PIA pilot was TRYING to Build a CPEC (Chinese P*$$y Entrance Corridor) in Cock-pit of his PIA jet -- Was this HALAL process ? Was PIA pilot trying back door entry into MILE high Club ? Was the Chinese Khushboo checked for PORK contamination ?

Was the CPEC test successful, deep enough, and full missile delivery inquiring minds want to know ..

With so many Paki world famous Khusboo's why was "partiality" shown to Chinese Khushboo ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 May 2017 14:40

don't PIA flights have reinforced kaakpit darwaza phor prevenshaan aaf reyar ghusoing?

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 10 May 2017 15:04

anupmisra wrote:Hum doh hamarey doh

Maashaw Arrah

Hum doh Hamarey doh Kamels - Made phor itch other

Butt by phor iz the faamily also in the pichhar hain ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 May 2017 01:49

Eye dont dekho any tan on mijj bakij-tan
She ij tall, phair and tight tight

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 May 2017 03:51

Ahem!
Bhery inter-e-sting
Thij bicchar shows the 3 types of people Bakistani Mard-e-momeen can uje phor ahem ahem phamily planning
1. 6 yr old ayesha
2. 30 year old wimmens
3. Peachy bottomed boy phor baccha-baji
4. Two camels peing delivered instead of boor emaciaped kushpoo (True araps have Camels, boor bakistanis have goats & daankeys)

Perv-fect phamily planning!!! On pig happy phamily !!!

Aljo see the dam phull oph camel piss zam zam in the packground. Look at haw happy the 2 mard-e-momeens are on taap oph their camels - suarly they have bathed in holy camel piss

Phull Pahmily Planning Pakistani Ishtyle onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 May 2017 15:51

Bhaat ij going on hiyar? Bhy are the mommenj teerying to kill their phamily heirloom?

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 12 May 2017 17:22

The bike is kufur(cihini maal) must have commited blasphemy

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 May 2017 03:39

anupmisra wrote:Hum doh hamarey doh

That ij the Arap dream! It started in the dejert... 50+ year old mard with his ayeshas of 16 and 6/9 years. Beachy-pottom poy, kamils, dejert, sand dunes and dejert shrups and mirage of water.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 May 2017 18:07

Caption time.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 May 2017 20:22

gorey-gorey mulleh-peh kaala kaala CHat-ra...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 May 2017 20:24

motorham ij gibhing khush-khatmi to mullah bhilst adbhertijing her mobile mijjile launch-cum-haath-safaai services... (see 'happy' CHatri)

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 01 Jun 2017 17:27

Pestive khushpoo in Krachi Bakistan

For the past few days Karachi residents have taken to social media to complain about a strange smell engulfing the city. Today both the Sindh Environmental Protection Agency and the the Pakistan Meteorological Department (MET) admitted they had no idea what could be causing the foul stench.

diyar learned maulaners and birathers. Bhat iz the wajah phor this ? Has the produktion oph pindi chana gas gone up in Ramzan due to CPEC, hain ?

wig · Post by **wig** » 02 Jun 2017 19:08

meanbhile, instruction to barbers on cuts and trims

While temperatures soar and people suffer the ravages of heat and thirst, the AC of Kharan, Balochistan, has sent the following notification to the area’s barbers and hairdressers: “You are warned not to design beards or make patterns on facial hair. This is forbidden by all religious scholars. Only plain beards are allowed, without designs. Stiff fines will be imposed on those who violate this order”. The order is copied to the DC of Kharan, the DPO, tehsildar and Major Risaldar

and
instructions on wife bashing

A Saudi family therapist has offered advice on how to “beat your wife”. Strangely, the gent is sitting in a verdant forest, far from the Land of Sand. “This issue is a thorny one”, he concedes, “…husbands must learn to deal with disobedience … first advise her about your rights and her obligations … then (if she doesn’t listen), forsake her … stay in the marital room but turn your back on her … when it comes to beating, remember that the aim is to discipline, not vent your anger … she should not be beaten with a rod but with a twig … not with a rope but with a handkerchief … and then some wives also beat their husbands … this is unfortunately because they want to lead a life of equality with their husbands … this is a grave problem”.

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-188/

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 02 Jun 2017 20:13

Lawhore-via-kuwait !
Some wipes are beeting their husbands hain ji?
Even ayesha ij sometimes doing back kicks to maulaners while ahem ahem

Suarly, there is dajjal in their veins

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Jun 2017 02:52

the way to deal with dajjal ij to uje more vajjal-ine

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Jun 2017 00:09

Bhy did al bakistan looje kirkit match with the baniyas? All the science was there which projected bakistan to be the binner. Dekho for jourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGN3qWO3zpc

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Jun 2017 01:39

anupmisra wrote:Bhy did al bakistan looje kirkit match with the baniyas? All the science was there which projected bakistan to be the binner. Dekho for jourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGN3qWO3zpc

What else can you expect of Pakanimals?
Surprised that the YYY Kanspiracy of holding game during holy month while momeen were fasting to make sauth asia lose was naat brought up!

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 05 Jun 2017 02:05