Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 14 Apr 2019 18:13

Diyar Cheen mein Anand ullah
Eet eej juor fault! Iph ju hadnt shown them how to have anand in cheen then our khushboos would have still bren chaste and unsullied! Now they are chased and soiled! To make this better ju must give me juor remaining khushboos at once!
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 15 Apr 2019 14:40

Bilawal Bhutto says his life partner should get along with his sisters

Diyar Maulaners, i hab a pooch. Ijj the Billwa Bhutto looking phor a male partner? Iph not then bhy naat marry one (or more) oph hij coujin sisters hain? Aphter aal one sister will get along well with other sisters no?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby mmasand » 15 Apr 2019 15:32

^ naat common in the sindheeee kaum. On-lay Poonjabi/Multanee habeet.

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Postby abhijitm » 15 Apr 2019 16:21

bhat hapen to hij ex part-nar-part-mada hina rabbani khar hain?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Vikas » 15 Apr 2019 16:36

Deeyaar Edi-tore,
I brotest with the name of this dhaaga. I see ahmadiya hand behaand it.
When we are nook-Nanga, How can ju calling us New-Clear. This is Plasphamy of Nanga Parbat order.
Request to shoot the editore and make a picchar of it.

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Postby Lalmohan » 15 Apr 2019 22:02

diyar veak_ass_ullah
where ejjackly haj thij ahmediya haath been ghusao'ed hain?
i hope ju were naat nanga at the time?!?
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Pulikeshi » 16 Apr 2019 09:27

Bhile this thread is for bojitivity of newj from bakistan - this Kuffar comidijinn needs protsahan:


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 17 Apr 2019 20:35

LMU Exam Kveshchun for Todin

In the Hanood Sitara soosai on another hanood sitara dhaaga, Mullah Dishoom-dishoom says ki one janaab hu ij kanadian, ij seeking a pakistani vija. Maulers are asked to kansider...

1. what ij a pakistani vija?
2. why wood a kanadian seek such a vija?
3. can one get a pakistani vija without first getting a kanadian vija?

bonus kveshchun: iph mullah dishoom-dishoom smoking the herbs, how many vijas can he ijjue in one din? (maulers may kansider kase of either vija)

answers in the usual method...
urs
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby yensoy » 17 Apr 2019 22:40

Manish_P wrote:Bilawal Bhutto says his life partner should get along with his sisters

Diyar Maulaners, i hab a pooch. Ijj the Billwa Bhutto looking phor a male partner? Iph not then bhy naat marry one (or more) oph hij coujin sisters hain? Aphter aal one sister will get along well with other sisters no?


He is only wanting his sisters to like his goat but not to so much love it that they will make mutton briyani with the little guy.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby partha » 24 Apr 2019 11:21

We have firepower to post 300-350 in World Cup: Sarfraz

what the phuck. what ij he talking about? should security at world cup be increased?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Nikhil T » 25 Apr 2019 09:14

MBS exceeds his commitment to “his own people”

WHEN Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman visited Pakistan in February, one of the highlights of his trip came at the very end of it. In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Imran Khan made a humane appeal on behalf of the families of thousands of Pakistani prisoners languishing in Saudi jails: he asked the Saudi prince to look after the well-being of this largely poor and marginalised segment and treat them as if they were his own people, to which the prince smiled and said he could not refuse a request from Pakistan. The next day, there was news of over 2,000 Pakistani prisoners to be released from jail on the prince’s instructions. The decision was applauded by all — but then what? Few bothered to follow up on the sudden announcement; two months have passed since it was made, but only some 200 convicts have been released so far.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 25 Apr 2019 12:14

Diyar Maulaners

Ij this Halaal?

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Postby Lalmohan » 25 Apr 2019 13:37

totally halaal. it is the annual houbara round up and other gatherings of busterds, led by the emir-e-busterd himself
the colour (i know that is what you are worried about) is a cunning disguise to put any hanood taiyaras off the scent
new ISI takniki is code named Immi-Modi birather-birather (aka don't bum me!)
there are also multiple light bulbs in view for the illumination moment
(although one bulb is missing suggesting that bulbuddin ghuasaomatyar is in the vicinity)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lilo » 27 Apr 2019 16:29

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Supanarrah!

Bost Balakot, chupa in deep gufa rustom Maulaners,
i phound the pestest queshan phor lal masjid pingreji baper

Suarly it will make shy (BC)Abduls to share all the juicy details oph theiyar sistars phor ur penefit

PS: blease not to phorget my nazrana . Clicky

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Postby rsingh » 28 Apr 2019 11:28

^^^^^
Bimillah and all to that. Eyr dekho Bakistan is finding new ways bring youth back from ild way of tube light explosions. Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 01 May 2019 10:20

https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/world ... 66452.html
Pakistani Senate has passed a Bill to fix 18 years as the age of puberty for girls to end the practice of child marriages in the Muslim-majority country, triggering objections from some members who said the move was against Islam.

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The Bill was passed on Monday after heated opposition by some lawmakers who termed it against Islam to fix the age of puberty, the Express Tribune reported.

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Postby Lalmohan » 01 May 2019 14:03

^^^ thankphooly bhe still habh goats!!

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Postby wig » 02 May 2019 20:23

beaceful bakistan and beace loving bakistanis belcome tourists
Tourism has grown faster than the global economy for the eighth consecutive year. Today, more than a billion people travel internationally, with around half these journeys destined for developing countries. Pakistan is uniquely placed to take advantage of this trend.

for analysis
What is the economic potential for tourism in Pakistan? What is holding us back from reaching the potential and what can be done about it?


from hiyar
https://www.dawn.com/news/1479801/pakis ... topping-us

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Postby sudhan » 02 May 2019 20:50

Wig ullah,

bhere do eye begin??

Misphortunately one of the goris we invited to dekho around our mulk and trumbet about it, uttaro'd our collective chaddis in public..

Our prave faujis tried to ishtop her from airing out our undies and our brivates but the wily motorma managed to do it phrom outside Al bakistan.. leaving ujj wide open to phoren brobing..

The motorma cannot be ijjued a kannadian vijja as the motorma is out of reech..

Pliss to excuse me, I have to retire to my kave kamplex..

Salam

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Postby Lalmohan » 02 May 2019 22:24

subhanallah sudhanullah!!
eye hope and bray that juour kave kamplex is still intact aphter probing!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 02 May 2019 22:26

bye the way... eye habh just socho'ed bhy fizzler taiyaria did naat halaal jahil hanood sue_koi taiyaras...
ju dekh - the mijjile waj kalled am-raam, bhich is naat a halaal naam since it blasphemej by invoking kaafir gaads! Eye am Ram it ij boloing?!
how then bhill it istraike terror in the Musharraf of the hanoods?!?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 03 May 2019 19:12

joo are rite, lalmullah.. eye socho joo hab solved a pig braaplem phor the fizlleya!!

bhat do joo socho, is the thing that doej naat scare ujj one bit and the axact thing them dirty skinny legged yindoos fear the most, hain?

One word: Bolio

They ispent billions to clean up their mulk, while we like the araps of old, embraje it and also, ermm.. we hab no money..

i broboj we rename the missle from am-raam to 'have-bolio'...

and watch dem scaredy yindoos run back to their dark houses to shiver in their dhotis..

Phor thij momentous preakthru, i socho that popojing our names for nishan-e-bakistan ij seems onlee abbrobriate..

Hajar plessing on to you, lalmullah!

Salaam

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Postby Lalmohan » 03 May 2019 21:39

subhanallah^2 sudhanullah!
ju aar sooo karrakt!!
fraam now aan eet eej have-bolio mijjile onlee! although I hope eet daaj naat haave a kerooked flaight path hain?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby habal » 06 May 2019 12:19

did any of the sheikh chillis know this.

hubble space telescope was launched by suparco. :eek:

this is as per 'Minister of Science & technology' of pakistan from PTI party. fawad chaudhry.

https://twitter.com/MurtazaViews/status ... 71302?s=20

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Postby partha » 08 May 2019 13:55

habal wrote:did any of the sheikh chillis know this.

hubble space telescope was launched by suparco. :eek:

this is as per 'Minister of Science & technology' of pakistan from PTI party. fawad chaudhry.

https://twitter.com/MurtazaViews/status ... 71302?s=20

Not sure why he was condemned for his statement. The whole world knows NASA was started with two rockets loaned by SUPARCO so you could say hubble was launched by SUPARCO for there would be no NASA without SUPARCO :evil:

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Postby Lalmohan » 08 May 2019 14:28

SUPARCO also patented Djin Thrusters, based on Warp(ed) Theory
leading edge stuff

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Postby sudhan » 08 May 2019 14:31

Horee Clap!!!

RAAW Aginnts!!!

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Postby Cain Marko » 08 May 2019 14:53

Fascinating lecture on Ghazwa e hind concept by this Maulana..... Very unique POV, worth a listen:
Part 1
[youtube] https://youtu.be/jTrRcEAYanY [/youtube]
Part 2


go straight to part 2 instead if you are in a hurry. Tspians hating this man...

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Postby Lalmohan » 08 May 2019 15:00

cainullah, eye rephooz to vatch juour bhideo iph ju do naat aknaawlidge 'ghaas-kha-ke-hind' so there!

mean-e-while, how did asia bibi get to kanada without getting her vija stamped at LMU consular section hain?

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Postby Cain Marko » 08 May 2019 15:23

Lalchix Garu I shaalemly aacknawlij...hereby and henc4th

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Postby Lalmohan » 09 May 2019 14:02

Diyar Maulers and maulaners
eye hope that aafter 70 dins and raats aafter aaprayshun Bal-eej-kaught (and by God eet waj kaught baad!) ju aar all fealing ready to kum aut aaf juour goatsheds and show the duniya juour fraashly painted new deewars and bal-a-guards?
ve need to spit in de eye aaf da hanood-yahood kanspiracy to show them hu eej the bass!
bhat bolo ju?
hain?
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 09 May 2019 16:10

Respektphool Lalpraf, Salaams

I hab cirrius pooch

Bhen i joined Bakistan phorum 8-10 saal ago, eberry weak ther wer photus oph our TFTA raakit mards in ackshun

Now a dins there are no photus of them for many mahinas

Bhere hab they all banished hain?

Ij it dew to inkrease in prizes of pindi chana and mirchis ?

Bliss to klarify

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Postby Lalmohan » 09 May 2019 16:36

ju are boloing such, eye thank ju faar juour cirrius pooch and recommend an alto-stratus kansiderashun....
no raakit mards
no kendostyx sistahs
no bulbuddin ghusaomatyar
no lawyer-al-boobi-grabbi
no red lips

theyar eej only one kamman factor... hey! must be the mushie...!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 09 May 2019 19:10

Diyar phellow peacefool birathers,

Eye hab rejjintly sunno'd that wazeer-e-zamzam kaptaan and hij team has sucksessphully GUBO'd to IMF

the looks of utter satisphackshun on the IMF beepuls makes me think ouvar phinanshial braplems are over..

The next time we need money, we just sent Dimran to IMF with a tub of vajjeline..

Eye am very kush at the bojjibilities..

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Postby Lalmohan » 09 May 2019 19:38

diyar sudhanullah-al-financie

juour pelaan ij most vanderfool! just one praablem... kaptaan-e-zam-zam I suno enjaays the gubo as much as any aather jarnail to habh graced the posishun so faar...

how then bhill it make ju khush to dekho him khush aj well?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 10 May 2019 17:02

diyar lalmullah,

Joo arrr rite.. no bunder joo are the chief oph LMU

eye hab phorgotten your boint..

so bhe send dim without vajjelin

Salam

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Postby Lalmohan » 10 May 2019 17:16

oh diyar!!
he bhill be in phor a bhery rauf raide!!

bye the way, eye yam onlee chief of LMU because i downed a yard of zam zam kola in my freshman saal in less taime than it took abdul-al-diehardi to kaanstruct a soosai vest aut of everydin home kemikals. eet waj abwious to learned see-near maulers that eye socho aaf the bigger pikchaar in dunia affairs than just day to day jeehard. that eej bhy the groomed me far haigh affice... (no vajelin either! :shock: ) afkurse the faive khushboos i sent as nazrana also helped

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Ardeshir » 10 May 2019 23:54

Diyar Maulers,
Bliss to review latest offering of Halal Twerking from my startup. This is the beta version, production version shall have Twerking goats to corner the market completely in Rawalpindi and NWFP. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=419309185279229

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 11 May 2019 02:25

Diyar Hard-e-sher-ullah
How did you get into LMU see-near fakulti kamman kamra
Hain?
Hand over that fillum to juour nearest mauler right now!!
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Ardeshir » 12 May 2019 07:56

Diyar Lalbrof,
Bliss to note that we have naat employed any Chini jasoos for spying on see-near LMU fakulti kamra. This is entirely the broduct of taleem provided by Rawalpindi Liberal Dhamaka Kalijj.


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