Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Postby Prem » 12 May 2019 10:43


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Postby Chinmayanand » 12 May 2019 15:30

Pre-mullah !!! How do joo proadcast inner bakistaniyat in khullam-khulla jew tube ? Secrets of al bakistan are naat meant to pe prosdcast outside appotapad cantonment..
Tauba Tauba

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Postby Lalmohan » 13 May 2019 20:35

diyar cheen-mein-anandullah
premullah is only doing the needful. nowadins everyone is utaroing pakistan's chuddis in public, why not maulers hain?
besides prem is always better in khullam khullah no? or du ju prefaar chuppe rustam onlee?
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Postby wig » 17 May 2019 19:22

bakis speak and write betting pinglish
“This classic opportunity”
Here’s a proposal from an ambitious young man, recently posted on a group chat, for young ladies:
“Assalamualaikum. Alhamdolillah I have completed by LLB from world’s best university of D I Khan that is the University of D I Khan. I m lawyer. I m highly talented. Through this group, I want to announce to all girls that I am ready for marriage. My condition is girl should be below 27 years age since old girls have issues so many. Girls father who have big business shud approach me for marriage so that I can manage their business and take it to new height. I do not demand nay jahej it will be very deeni nikah. I appeal all girls to book me as their husband before anyone else take away this classic opportunity. In Sha Allah I will take full care of girl, and her father business. Jazakallah.”

and hiyar is the future produjer of vajeline
Wither oil bonanza?
Our mole in a recent cabinet meeting reported that The Great Khan was in a good mood, having farmed out a lot of the daily grind of premiership. Someone had the temerity to ask him what happened to the oil. Readers will remember that The Great Khan’s Wow Factor had claimed on a talk show last month that Pakistan would strike oil and be flush with cash and jobs, and day labourers would be lining up to pay tax. And all this not in some distant, glorious future but here and now, “in the next two weeks”. The anchor had asked what if the predicted oil bonanza did not materialize. You can make mincemeat of me, he said, “mera tikka boti kar lejiye ga”. Well, it appears that we’ll have to sharpen our knives. So that was the question in the cabinet meeting. The Khan replied that the oil bonanza wouldn’t happen until Shreiking, Shafto and Chaudhry Albert Einstein started praying, alluding to their “secular-liberal” credentials.


from hiyar
https://www.thefridaytimes.com/such-gup-269/

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Postby Ardeshir » 18 May 2019 06:45

Diyar Maulaners,
Bliss to review latest title fight in Bakistani Jiu Jitsu tournament (BJJ).
https://www.facebook.com/51895164478804 ... =e&sfns=mo

Is this halal?

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Postby rsingh » 20 May 2019 19:37

Ardeshir wrote:Diyar Maulers,
Bliss to review latest offering of Halal Twerking from my startup. This is the beta version, production version shall have Twerking goats to corner the market completely in Rawalpindi and NWFP. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=419309185279229


Ya arrah. Eye dekoh these bidios fram madern istudents of maas media oaf LMU end eye socho........was et halal foar me to isolate myzelf in Gobi desert in the kompni of two hoofd bacterian camels end two hill parlor :(( .

Diyar head mualnar af LMU, do ju have a bost far visiting mullah in tora-bara campus?

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Postby sudhan » 20 May 2019 20:13

Ardeshir wrote:Diyar Maulaners,
Bliss to review latest title fight in Bakistani Jiu Jitsu tournament (BJJ).
https://www.facebook.com/51895164478804 ... =e&sfns=mo

Is this halal?


Diyar birathers,

I request a strong and pungent fartwa to be ijjued against thoj pesky intruders.. they must simbly dekho phrom the ishidelinj instead oph ishtopping a good mush whupping..

eye hope the mullah of LMU bill do the needfool

Salam

Elsewhere..

Eye sunno the drillink phor ghas phailed..

Eye think eet ij the wily yindoos who stole our aayil with some kinky sidewaj drilling akshunn!! (heh heh)

ahem.. I mean.. I condom it..

Salam again

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Postby Ardeshir » 23 May 2019 07:45


Ya allah, this is 786% haraam! Bakistani ayesha wearing kufr sensuous saari :oops: :oops: and subborting Darinder Mudi. :eek: :eek:

Diyar Maulaners, bliss to issue fatwa.

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Postby mmasand » 27 May 2019 00:53

Despite a media clampdown, thanks to Teetar, a fairly large number of PTM protesters clashed with the PakFauj and were subject to gunfire killing 3 innocents. As usual, Ghafoora and his cronies have concocted a story from his Mush and fooled the awaam again.

PS the girl above is probably an Ahmadi or Ismaili Shia - Aga Khanee hence the support to Modi.

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Postby sudhan » 27 May 2019 17:28

RAA agint alart!!

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Postby VinodTK » 28 May 2019 00:43

Centuries-Old 'Palace of Guru Nanak' Demolished in Pakistan, Vandals Sell Off Precious Doors, Windows
Lahore: A centuries-old 'Guru Nanak palace' was partially demolished by a group of vandals who sold its precious windows and doors in Pakistan's Punjab province, a media report said Monday.

The walls of the four-storey building had pictures of Sikhism founder Guru Nanak as well as of various Hindu rulers and princes, Dawn news reported.

The 'Palace of Baba Guru Nanak', said to have been built over four centuries ago, was frequented by a number of Sikhs from across the world, including India, the report said.

The structure at a village in Narowal city — about 100 km from provincial capital Lahore — had 16 rooms with each of them having at least three delicate doors and at least four ventilators, it said.

The group of locals not only partially demolished the structure allegedly with the connivance of auqaf department officials but also sold its precious windows, doors and ventilators, the report said.
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Postby wig » 06 Jun 2019 19:50

represher on raa ajint ishpotting takniki

Anatomy of a RAW agent & why Pakistan seems to recognise them better than India


details hiyar
https://theprint.in/opinion/letter-from ... ia/246311/

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Postby nvishal » 08 Jun 2019 21:53

youtu.be/ZvrG4PnfFF0?t=1312

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dreaded hindu terrorists thaaakreys have entered pakistan

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Postby Mukesh.Kumar » 09 Jun 2019 22:08

In her hurry to get to Pakistan, Pakistani lady causes accident on PIA flight. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

PIA passenger opens emergency exit door thinking it’s a toilet door

A female passenger on board a PIA flight opened an emergency exit door thinking it was the door to the toilet.

“The PIA flight, PK 702, from Manchester to Islamabad was delayed by seven hours. The departure was delayed on Friday night when a passenger erroneously opened the emergency exit causing the emergency chute to activate,” said a PIA spokesperson.

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Postby dnivas » 11 Jun 2019 01:34

hahaha. Just came to post the above !!!

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Postby dnivas » 11 Jun 2019 01:35

PIA spokesperson said that emergency Choot got activated when going to pakistan

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Postby Nikhil T » 16 Jun 2019 00:32

https://images.dawn.com/news/1183032/kp ... ive-stream

Pakistani conference live streamed on Facebook with cat filter. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Postby neeraj » 17 Jun 2019 08:53

Bad Baki math — big blunders
NOW that the hype and hysteria he helped create is fading, recently retired chief justice Saqib Nisar deserves to wear a pointed dunce cap :rotfl: on his head as he, with the most powerful men in Pakistan today behind him, walks slowly through the Hall of Shame. Had they understood from schooldays the importance of a few innocent-looking zeros to the left of a decimal point, they’d recognise a million from a billion :lol: . We might have then been spared the deep national embarrassment everyone now wants to forget — the Diamer-Bhasha and Mohmand dams.
From yesterday (Friday) morning here’s the math: The Supreme Court website shows Rs10,669,728,001 in the dam fund with inflows starting July 6, 2018. Looks huge, eh? In US dollars that’s just $0.07bn. Worse, since February the graph is flat because salaried people are fighting against more forced deductions. Still worse: the un-invested fund has lost Rs10m a day in interest (the recent decision to invest this by June 20 is way overdue). Now compare the measly $0.07bn with the whopping $14bn needed for Diamer-Bhasha alone (2013 estimate). In July 2018 the intrepid Khurram Husain calculated that 199 years of donations were needed to achieve this. With reduced inflows, that time rockets up to 600-700 years. :rotfl:

Favourite excuses: overseas Pakistanis didn’t deliver their $1,000 per person as Imran Khan imagined they would; local Pakistanis were stingy despite prods and nudges and hourly exhortations over establishment-controlled radio and TV; the trillions of looted money supposedly returning to Pakistan somehow got lost on the way; and the dollar went through the roof. All predictable but to foresee something you need brains, not just eyes :lol: .

Mathematics is all about reason but reason in Pakistan appears to have dried up in recent times.

In a mathematically savvy country no major project — civil works, manufacturing, or health — is approved without a full fiscal and cost/benefit analysis, detailed supply chain management, and logistics connecting the nodes. Teams of technical experts guide political leaders through the maze. But for Pakistani decision-makers, whim suffices.

ARTICLE CONTINUES AFTER AD

Question: why so few genuine Pakistani experts and why is math illiteracy so rampant? We have good soldiers but not a single top-level Pakistani mathematician anywhere in the world — even those recently decorated with Pakistan’s highest national awards for mathematics would probably flunk undergrad math exams at places like MIT. Why is the math taught in our schools and universities ridiculously bad?

The answer has two parts. First, most people confuse math with arithmetic and with cut-and-dried formulas. But it’s not that! Mathematics is the music of reason whose rich melodies need good tutoring and hard work to understand. Second, math matters much but only if you think the laws of physics, expressed mathematically, actually govern the physical universe. Where Inshallah holds sway, math based predictions are easily overridden. Precise planning then becomes useless or secondary; math skills are unneeded.

Case in point: some geniuses in Gen Musharraf’s cabinet one day decided to substitute CNG for petrol. They priced CNG so low that poor taxi drivers and land cruiser owners alike rushed to buy a CNG conversion kit costing Rs20,000 or more. Millions saved and scrimped to buy one but the net savings were still good. Then one day: poof! As gas started petering out, queues became impossibly long. Thousands of CNG stations closed down and millions of kits were thrown away.

Again, bad math! Computer modeling of supply and demand, with the model’s output actually determining policy, is normal elsewhere. Did our experts and Supreme Court think that divine intervention would bring back the gas? It didn’t and so everything collapsed.

Listing every such bungle could fill countless thick volumes. But there’s a mega-bungle deserving inclusion in Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Since it’s from the backwaters of Sindh, almost no one knows about it.

Way back in 1989 a brand new campus was acquired for Shah Abdul Latif University near the shrine of Shadi Shaheed some 25 kilometres from Khairpur city. Spread over 900 acres, construction proceeded until 1995. And then before the first class was held it was abandoned forever. Thirty years later, there’s talk about converting the campus to a date plantation — but that’s if they can find water.

Colleagues in Khairpur invited me there in 1997 for physics lectures but insisted I also tour the new campus. Driving over an un-metalled road in the blazing desert heat brought us to 30-odd buildings standing silently in the backdrop of barren hills. It was like visiting a town after an earthquake except there had been no earthquake. After it rained in 1995 the ground settled unevenly and some buildings lost roofs, others leaned to one side. The only occupants I encountered were desert lizards and stray dogs.

Bad math, bad soil engineering! Nevertheless, the accused pleaded in court that “this incident should be seen as an act of God which mere mortals could do little to prevent” and argued that unseasonal rains were due to Him. It worked: no one was ever punished.

Math illiteracy also means ‘exponential growth’ is not understood. The consequences of this are graver than anything imaginable. Pakistan currently has a ‘small’ net population growth rate of 2.1 per cent. This means every 33 years the population will double, and then double again and again. If continued, by this century’s end Pakistan’s population will exceed that of Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand combined. This shocking piece of math is something that no government or its minders dare discuss; the ministry of population planning was abolished years ago.

A silver lining, howsoever slight: Fawad Chaudhry, the current minister of science and technology, is pushing an Islamic calendar. The same Fawad who showed his mardani by slapping Sami Ibrahim Four hundred years ago, after he invented infinitesimal calculus, Isaac Newton found that gravity and inertia alone determine lunar and planetary orbits. Unlike what had been imagined in mediaeval times, it wasn’t teams of harnessed angels that were pulling them around. Today we know to within half an inch where the moon will be 1,000 years hence. Will Chaudhry and his new scientific almanac succeed in convincing us when the next Eid-ul-Fitr will be? Let’s wish him luck.

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Postby wig » 23 Jun 2019 15:16

https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-ne ... FImzM.html

phrom ze above link

Pakistan says ‘doing our best’ to end terrorism
Bajwa, while speaking at the International Institute for Strategic Studies (IISS) in London on Friday, suggested that all countries should come forward and cooperate with each other in “wiping out terrorism” as it is a common enemy for all.

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Postby Prem » 24 Jun 2019 01:10

Watch at 30.00 onward . We need 1 truck mounted AK630 per K on Western Border to stop the refugee Carvan in 20223.


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Postby wig » 05 Jul 2019 15:16

https://www.thefridaytimes.com/such-gup-276/

blease to read. blease to enlighten who bill be cattle for bious cattle thief
Dark Ages

The late lamented Benazir Bhutto shaheed had a large heart as far as her critics were concerned. She always called it “the din of democracy”, be it censure of the press or criticism from her political opposition. Decades on, when logic dictates that things should have improved on the human rights and tolerance of dissent scale, we have gone back years, to virtually the Dark Ages. We can see a clear bid to silence every naysayer. Reliable sources say various schemes are in the making to mute the voices that are particularly strident.

Even second rung opposition leaders are in the firing line and Isloo’s wags are making predictions about what’s going to be planted on them in order to drag them off to prison. Apart from the usual suspects, wags say The Man of Steel’s spokesperson is currently in the front line. The joke is that “they” are going to miraculously find smuggled antiques of the Indus Valley civilisation in her car, along with some endangered species of animals, including perhaps a pair of Houbara Bustards so that she can be put in the slammer.

Next, the white-haired Khawaja of politically incorrect commentary fame (“Tractor trolley”) – will be saddled with a hefty and vocal parliamentarian, currently in The Great Khan’s horde after many a detour, who will be found in his vehicle so that he can be labelled a cattle thief. It would be funny if it weren’t outrageous.

Madame la Guillotine

We hear plans are afoot to further curtail social media activism, starting with a proposed ban on Twitter. Our mole says this was actually discussed in a meeting but various naysayers postponed the decision by citing the fact that The Great Khan is also given to rolling out frequent Tweets. They wondered what would then become of those. The matter was left pending, no doubt for the delectation of Madame la Guillotine at some later stage. It seems the government is bent upon creating a silence of the graveyard.

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Postby rajpa » 21 Jul 2019 07:28

Confused pooch about the ICJ verdict

If as per Im the Dim's tweet, Pakistan won a majory victory with the ICJ court verdict,
wait, here it comes....
--> Why was the Pakistani Judge the only one to vote against it???

Hain, hain???

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Postby wig » 24 Jul 2019 09:47

https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/world ... 07058.html
no kamment
40 militant groups are operating in Pakistan, says Imran Khan

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Postby wig » 25 Jul 2019 19:38

https://www.dawn.com/news/1496140/will- ... d-chaudhry
Will send our first person to space in 2022, says Fawad Chaudhry

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Postby wig » 06 Aug 2019 13:55

no kamment
The joint session of upper and lower houses was summoned by President Arif Alvi yesterday to decide Pakistan's future course of action in the wake of India's decision to strip occupied Kashmir of its special status under Article 370. But the session was disrupted soon after beginning by protest from opposition lawmakers who pointed out that the day's agenda did not specifically mention Article 370 of the Indian constitution.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1498411/parli ... -lawmakers

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Postby wig » 09 Aug 2019 16:29

meanbhile from the bious pholks at fridin times

Bedouin brethren

A fly on the wall of BG tells us that in the matter of the annexation of Kashmir by Monstrous Moody, The Great K has felt the “betrayal of the Bedouin brethren” most deeply. The fly says he is most cut up about the Gent whom he drove like a chauffeur to and from his aircraft, when he was persuaded to visit us, bearing a handout. “Yaar, look at them”, the fly quotes him as muttering.


https://www.thefridaytimes.com/such-gup-281/

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Postby souravB » 09 Aug 2019 17:43

Dear see-near maulanars, request from nanha mujahid
eye waz dhundoing taqat and ideaz in the dhaga from juu for so many din. even khusboo iz ubset on me since bleedy mudi milaoing cashmere tu Hindia.
Izz the net-bandi also afffectiing Islamagood so maulanars kannot send kabutar? eye hab made so many bums but no ideazz how to phodoing them.
bliss help me, eye want tu make zam zam hamid broud.

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Postby Rsatchi » 09 Aug 2019 23:31

https://twitter.com/i/status/1159527487212331008
Dear See-Near Maulanars
What ij begum doing in front of kufar!! Tauba Tauba
This ij see(saw) Ree Yesss!!

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Postby wig » 15 Aug 2019 12:26

https://www.timesnownews.com/internatio ... art/468831

blease to read hiyar
Pak President Arif Alvi provokes India, calls for 'social media war' against New Delhi for revoking Art 370

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Postby Mukesh.Kumar » 23 Aug 2019 13:43

Sometimes it seems that nothing can go right. Bakistan gets their flag displayed on the world's tallest building. But upside down, givinghajjar khujli to Bakistani diaspora.

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Postby Ardeshir » 30 Aug 2019 23:01

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2044428/1- ... en-dumber/

Diyar Maulaners, is dis what they mean by 'shit for brains'? :eek:

Dirty business: Sindh’s faecal matter is making its children dumber

KARACHI: Open defecation is effectively impeding the intellectual capacity of over half of the province’s population. The only solution, say, health experts, is that people stop urinating and defecating in the open. Unless this happens, over half the next generation will be stunted, they warn.

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Postby Chinmayanand » 31 Aug 2019 21:17

How many of joo are eating two naans ?
How many of joo stood during Kashmir hours ?
How did LMU celeprate Kashmir hours ?

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Postby mmasand » 13 Sep 2019 19:23

Govt policies can create Pakhtun, Seraiki states, Sindhudesh: Bilawal

“This country has already been broken in the past when Islamabad had tried to control the state. It’s not like those people who were less patriotic than you or me [...] If PPP and other likeminded parties don’t stand up tomorrow, separate Sindhi, Seraiki, Pashtun states might be formed,” he warned. He said that after Bangladesh, Sindhudesh, Seraikidesh and Pukhtundesh can be formed.

Jeay Sindh, Jeay Sindhudesh

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Postby habal » 15 Oct 2019 20:57

Maulana JeI boys are ready to lay siege.

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Postby Manish_P » 16 Oct 2019 13:12

Bith stribes phor extra pleajhur

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Postby wig » 29 Oct 2019 17:52

https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/world ... 53481.html

kashmir din shelebrashun
top officers of the Pakistan Army danced along with Punjabi pop singer Humaira Arshad at the General Headquarters (GHQ) of the Pakistan Army on Sunday evening to observe "Kashmir Black Day".

October 26 is the day the princely state of Jammu and Kashmir acceded to the Dominion of India. The show was organised by the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR), the media wing of the Pakistan armed forces, for the officers to show solidarity for Kashmiris.

However, the event, which got leaked through Humaira's tweets, drew sharp reactions from the Pakistani Twitterati.

Later, Humaira deleted her tweet, which by the time caused enough embarrassment for Islamabad. You can visit the following link -- https://www.trendsmap.com/twitter/tweet ... 8421292032 -- to see Humaira's reactions to her tweet which was later deleted.

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Postby RCase » 04 Nov 2019 00:13

http://www.dawn.com/news/1514508/pr-officials-negligence-caused-inferno?preview

Serious administrative, operational and security lapses led to Thursday’s Tezgam train inferno, as the officials who were supposed to take measures to avert such accidents apparently showed sheer negligence in performing their duties, ignoring the relevant laws or the standard operating procedures (SOPs).

Under section 59(1) of the Railway Act, 1890 :lol: , “no passenger/person is allowed to take with him/her, or to require railway admin to carry, any dangerous or offensive goods in trains, stations, offices etc”. Similarly, as per article 6.5 of the coaching tariff (II), “explosives, dangerous and inflammable things cannot be booked”.

Hanji, I am conphused... they were onlee carrying stoves and not IEDs, raakits, sooside vests, bums and item bums etc. Only those would be considered eggsblosives, dangeris and infamousable. How can there be Railway Act 1890? Bakistan was formed in 1947 by the grace of Djinnah. Beople should stop using railway and go back to using horsej, like they did in Arabistan during taym of profit.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Nikhil T » 04 Nov 2019 08:12

Remember when Imran Khan promised that he would make a Naya Pakistan where foreigners would queue up to get work visa? Here’s another proof that dream has been accomplished:

31 Porki migrants found in a lorry in France


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 06 Dec 2019 13:21

hoo is '"tyrant terry thomas"?
any idea

Truth to power

So, what has Pakistan’s oldest newspaper, founded by none other than the country’s Founding Father, done to deserve all this fire and brimstone? Our mole says it’s the paper’s long standing habit of telling truth to power, of course, but more particularly one of its luminaries’ pronouncements at a recent press awards ceremony in New York. The gent spoke of the “challenges” to the free media in present day Pakistan, a level of censorship unheard of since the 1980s and the reign of the late unlamented Tyrant Terry Thomas. Those who wield power today would do well to remember its transient nature and legacies that live on or are relegated to the dustbins of history.

In sickness & in health

We’ve heard The Man of Steel is now being tested n London for a serious illness of the lymphatic system, which may account for the drastic fall in his platelets. His sons are contemplating treatment at the Sloane Kettering in New York or the Dana-Farber Institute in Boston. Sources say his daughter may be one of the few who can donate bone marrow for a possible transplant, should the need arise.

Baying for blood

Having been stripped of power on various fronts, we hear The Great Khan is now baying for more blood. This time he’s asked his accountability czar to focus on KA, one of The Man of Steel’s closest comrades and AI, The Man’s Min of Int and party stalwart. These two gents were once considered to be okay with The Boyz but that’s apparently not enough to keep them out of harm’s way.


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