Terroristan - April 15, 2021

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 24 Sep 2021 12:49

Rsatchi wrote:https://youtu.be/d09Vk7WAY-M
Here we go Sheikh Chilli and Fatso Chowmein were wrong
All BBCI and IPL onleee
They are destroying the Paxtan kirket
Sab kuch paisa ka khel hai

No Rsatchi ji, RAW (and RSS) directed BCCI to hire non-uniformed (for plausible deniability) youtuber Mr. Mishra to send the threat email to the Kiwis to sabotage the tour so that IPL would get at least some viewers.

This has been conveyed to Mr Blinken by S M Qureshi as the findings of their full proof , World Number 1 security agency, the ISI while ~~begging~~ demanding pressure to be put on India towards compensation for the loss of H&D.

The problem is the US says they play only base-ball, for which the Paki PM Im-the-dim said 'Absolutely Not' even when he was not asked for them.

All 7th generation warfare onlee.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Sep 2021 17:12

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Sep 2021 20:10

Manish_P wrote:Anup ji - is that Daal with grass or only Daal. Since grass is required for Donkeys which are reserved for Chinese exports?

Lentil daal with leftover donkey meat. The dish is called Gadheem (rhymes with Haleem). It's the next new national dish pakhani restaurants will have on their menus.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Sep 2021 20:42

Only in pakhanistan.

Two senior health officials suspended in Nawaz Sharif’s fake vaccination case

The Medical Superintendent (MS) and a senior doctor of Lahore’s Kot Khawaja Saeed Hospital were suspended by the Punjab government after a report highlighted negligence of hospital management in a mtter pertaining to fake vaccination entry of former prime minister Nawaz Sharif.

A fake coronavirus vaccine entry was made using former PM Nawaz Sharif's name in the National Immunization Management System (NIMS) at the Government Kot Khawaja Saeed Hospital on September 22.

As per the fake entry, Nawaz Sharif, who is currently in London, got his first shot of the COVID-19 vaccine Sinovac at 4:03pm Wednesday at the hospital.

Haram ka link: https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/89493 ... accination

saip · Post by **saip** » 24 Sep 2021 22:32

Even the Taliban is calling the Immy the Dimmy gorment puppet of the Army. And they are right.

Link

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Sep 2021 00:01

You got to hand it to Im the Dim's mantra - when he lies, he lies big! Go for broke.

This is the first govt that has left media completely independent: PM Imran

Prime Minister Imran Khan said on Friday his government was the first in Pakistan's history to give "complete independence" to the media.

"I challenge that there has never been a government in Pakistan's history [like this] that left the media completely unrestrained," he said

When our Azad Jammu and Kashmir prime minister was elected, three major newspapers claimed he (AJK PM) was nominated because of magic.

If those news stories had been published elsewhere, "I can guarantee I would have gotten millions of dollars in damages which I would have sent to my charity," the premier said.

Referring to the news stories on the AJK PM, he questioned the impact if people abroad had read such "propaganda that the PM took out the astrological chart and then nominated [AJK PM]", adding that they were also an "insult to a grassroots politician having 30 years of experience".

He asked the participants to promote the vision of turning Pakistan into an ideal Islamic state

Haramzadon ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1648179/this- ... t-pm-imran

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Sep 2021 01:26

The dimwit's foot-in-the-mouth disease sees no end. Per dimmy, George Washington was a terrorist for the British. He was justifying why he called bin laden a martyr.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1441438688567873537

sudarshan · Post by **sudarshan** » 25 Sep 2021 07:07

anupmisra wrote:The dimwit's foot-in-the-mouth disease sees no end. Per dimmy, George Washington was a terrorist for the British. He was justifying why he called bin laden a martyr.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1441438688567873537

Use it wisely to turn the tables! As dimmy would say - "even Modi is a terrorist for liberals."

The standard approach is to use the faux pas to make the fool look foolish. A better approach is to first use the faux pas to push your own point, and then ... make the fool look foolish.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 25 Sep 2021 11:48

Sorry if already posted but worth listening to this excellent reply in UN
https://twitter.com/IndiaUNNewYork/stat ... 23720?s=20

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Sep 2021 21:13

Amber G. wrote:Sorry if already posted but worth listening to this excellent reply in UN
https://twitter.com/IndiaUNNewYork/stat ... 23720?s=20

Good rebuttal. It would have been a home run if it had been delivered by an Indian female Muslim staff member. Just sayin'.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Sep 2021 21:44

Fawad Dabboo Chaudhry's take on Im the Dim's verbal diarrhea at UNGA yesterday.

"The way [last] night he presented the Kashmir issue in the UN, the way he called out Narendra Modi, this has never happened before."

Chaudhry said as the Afghan issue evolved and Pakistan's global repute rose, "the international leadership is looking to Imran Khan and Pakistan for all regional decisions which is a moment of pride for us."

What color is the sky in his world? Is he on the same stuff that Im the Dim takes after 7:00 PM?

Haramzadon ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1648372

nam · Post by **nam** » 25 Sep 2021 22:09

Amber G. wrote:Sorry if already posted but worth listening to this excellent reply in UN
https://twitter.com/IndiaUNNewYork/stat ... 23720?s=20

How does this thing work. You are allowed to respond, if the leader of a nation take potshots at another country?

In the recent years, the PM has stopped speaking about bikaristan, so I take Pak doesn't get the opportunity to respond.

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 26 Sep 2021 00:26

Very important discussion, please watch

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Sep 2021 02:30

Thoroughly enjoyed the Randi-Rona of Dimran at the UNGA

https://mobile.twitter.com/GovtofPakist ... 1989633026

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2021 02:37

On this sunny Saturday, I have been binge-watching reruns of Yes Minister. In series 1, episode 2, an appropriate set of terms were thrown around which aptly apply to pakhanistan. It's now an HRRC - Human Resource Rich Country. Meaning an overpopulated country begging for money.

Nihat · Post by **Nihat** » 26 Sep 2021 02:42

India treats Pakistan with disdain it deserves at the Unga. The PM almost never makes any mention directly and leaves upcoming diplomats to reply.

All this just goes to show that Pakistan means nothing to India now beyond terrorism and infiltration issues. It is a cancer and we treat it as such, while making no bones about the fact that we have bigger fish to fry.

Pakistan thrives on a self of self importance and by denying it the same, we hit them where it hurts the most, we show them their aukaad on a global stage.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2021 03:02

Nihat wrote:India treats Pakistan with disdain ... at the Unga.

Modi treats Im the Dim like a NUNGA at UNGA?

I know, I know. I will be happy to delete this if y'all want me to do so.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2021 03:07

No comments. Walking the talk as Im the Dim sees it. So sad!

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 26 Sep 2021 03:09

UNGA me NUNGA kiya, ghar me ghuske BUNGA kiya.

Couldn't resist.

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 26 Sep 2021 03:17

Katora khan's speech begging for Pak and Taliban reminded me of beggars one could see a few decades ago who would go around under hot sun with a seemingly sick infant covered with flies that would make people recoil at the horror and throw a coin just to get them out of sight.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2021 03:34

According to Sanjay Dixit, another Babur II missile failed its test flight today. Any links?

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 26 Sep 2021 03:55

The annual punga at unga is as usual nunga.

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 26 Sep 2021 05:27

Why Im the Dim did not asked to forgive debt of poor countries in his yesterday's speech?

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 26 Sep 2021 06:39

https://www.indiatvnews.com/news/world/ ... ort-735604
SAARC meet cancelled after Pakistan insists on Taliban participation: Report
The SAARC is the regional intergovernmental organisation of eight countries of South Asia--Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan and Sri Lanka.
India TV News Desk India, September 22, 2021
A meeting of Foreign Ministers of South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation (SAARC) countries, slated to be held on Saturday in New York, has been cancelled, according to news agency ANI. It is learnt from reliable sources that Pakistan wanted the Taliban to represent Afghanistan in the SAARC meet.
India along with some other members objected to the proposal and due to lack of consensus or concurrence, the meeting was cancelled. Nepal was the host of the meet, which is annually held on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly.
Taliban has not been recognised by India to date. The new regime in Kabul is still not recognised by the world and top Cabinet Ministers are blacklisted by the UN. Amir Khan Muttaqi is the acting Foreign Minister of the Taliban-led government in Afghanistan and he is unlikely to attend any UN and affiliated meetings.
......
Gautam

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 26 Sep 2021 09:21

anupmisra wrote:According to Sanjay Dixit, another Babur II missile failed its test flight today. Any links?

Looks like the chinese gave some "genuine chinese quality maal" to the Bhikaris

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 26 Sep 2021 13:20

Take this you poor SDREs. Even cheap economy Cars in bakistan are now priced in the millions..

Demand for used cars flourishing amid costly new ones

As locally assembled cars have gone beyond the reach of many people, the option of buying used cars has also become a challenging task following a massive increase in their prices over the last three years.

According to data provided by Arif Habib Ltd, Honda Civic IVTEC is now priced at Rs 3.614 million as compared to Rs 2.4m in January 2018, while Oriel and Turbo models are now tagged at Rs 3.864m and Rs 4.564m as compared to Rs 2.549m and Rs 2.899m.

Toyota Corolla 1.6 and Altis Grande 1.8 now carry price tags of Rs 3.249m and Rs 3.869m as compared to Rs 2.199m and Rs 2.589m. Toyota Fortuner is now available at Rs 9.269m as compared to Rs 5.550m.

Suzuki WagonR VXR and VXL are now available at Rs 1.530m and Rs 1.760m versus Rs 1.064m and Rs 1.124m earlier 2018.

shaun · Post by **shaun** » 26 Sep 2021 14:09

within a span of 3 days 6 KIA & 7 Injured
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QUETTA: Four security personnel were martyred and two others injured in a bomb attack on a vehicle of the Frontier Corps in the Khosat area of Harnai district on Saturday.

The banned Baloch Liberation Army claimed responsibility for the attack.

Official sources said that the FC vehicle was targeted in the Safar Bash area.

The FC soldiers were performing their patrolling duty and when their vehicle reached the Safar Bash area the improvised explosive device went off resulting in martyrdom of four soldiers and injuries to two officers.
Security forces rushed to the scene of the attack and shifted the bodies and the injured to the nearby hospital.

The martyrs were identified as Hussain Rehmat, Muhammad Saleem, Majid Fareed and Zakir. The injured were Captain Owais and Lieutenant Luqman.

On Friday, two security personnel were martyred and five others injured in an attack in Awaran district.

Published in Dawn, September 26th, 2021

https://www.dawn.com/news/1648430/four- ... omb-attack

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 26 Sep 2021 19:29

'Gwadar - Ek Prem Katha'

Baloch Freedom Fighters blow up Jinnah's statue in Gwadar.

Before renovation -

After the freedom fighters renovated the port -

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2021 21:25

Behtareen Khabar (good news)! Now daalerz will flow in the gutters of every baki village.

Pakistan soon to become international trade, transit hub: Tarin

Finance Minister Shaukat Tarin on Friday said the Pakistan Single Window (PSW) will not only reduce time, cost and complications while contributing significantly towards ease of doing business, it will also enable the country to unlock its potential in becoming a hub for regional as well as international trade and transit.

The implementation of PSW will make Pakistan’s ports competitive by minimising the transaction costs and also enhance efficient provision of B2B and B2C value-added services. The cargo would be cleared in a minimum possible time.

See, you poor Yindoos did not get this. Because of smart lockdowns and PSW, baki fortunes will see a 180 degree turn. That's all it takes - a single-window clearance. That's all the world was waiting for the bakis to implement. Now foreign collaborators will line up outside baki embassies and high commissions, clamoring to get trade deals signed.

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1648262/pakis ... -hub-tarin

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 27 Sep 2021 01:38

Ambar wrote:'Gwadar - Ek Prem Katha'
Baloch Freedom Fighters blow up Jinnah's statue in Gwadar.

Sirji,
Those were Djinnah's supporters that peacefully removed the statue. They could not allow the crows to do their deed on the head of the Father of the Nation.
Gautam

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Sep 2021 03:47

Saar, Thieves are Uncles' Birathers.

Taliban minister appreciates Pakistan for supporting Afghanistan

Afghanistan's Acting Deputy Information Minister Zabihullah Mujahid on Sunday appreciated Pakistan for supporting Afghanistan internationally.

"Pakistan is our neighbouring country and Afghanistan is thankful for Pakistan's stance regarding Afghanistan," he added.

He said many countries had raised their voices in the Taliban's favour in front of the international community and the United States.

"We do not desire war with anybody."

He warned that if any group attacked Afghanistan or fought against the government, action would be taken.

He said Afghanistan would be further connected by road to Peshawar and different cities of Pakistan.

Replying to another question, he said if an invitation was extended to Afghan leadership for a visit to Pakistan, it would be considered.

Mujahid said the Afghan government condemned the human rights violations in Indian-occupied Kashmir.

The die is cast. Pakis and tellibunnies are birthers only.

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1648583/talib ... fghanistan

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Sep 2021 03:53

No sales tax on fresh fruit imports from Kabul

This concession by the FBR is being appreciated by traders from both sides as a key decision which will certainly promote trade between the two neighbouring countries.

He positively hoped that the Customs staff posted there will maintain the highest standards of professional conduct in discharge of their official duty.

Haramzadon ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1648440/no-sa ... from-kabul

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Sep 2021 04:02

Pakistan becomes heaven for new investment: Farrukh Habib
Its true. Dont laugh.

State Minister for Information and Broadcasting Farrukh Habib said that Pakistan has become a heaven for new investment due to the policies of the PTI government and various countries are launching joint ventures with their Pakistani counterparts.

He said this here on Saturday while inaugurating a gloves factory in Allama Iqbal Special Economic Zone near Sahianwala.

He said that the coronavirus pandemic had hit hard the business but the economic growth in Pakistan continued to rise whereas the businesses in India, UK, Germany and other developed countries were squeezing.

Haramiyon ka link: https://dailytimes.com.pk/821515/pakist ... ukh-habib/

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 27 Sep 2021 05:40

Also the a$$ pimples of Indians are likely to become infected.

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 27 Sep 2021 08:34

Pakistan Leader Sent To UNGA To Highlight Kashmir, Scores Self Goal By Shaming Women On NY Streets
Shehryar Afridi, chairman of Pakistan’s parliamentary committee on Kashmir was sent to attend the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA). Pakistan PM Imran Khan had asked him to address what all has been happening in Kashmir and raise awareness. However, during his maiden visit to the US Shehryar Afridi is seen vlogging in Times Square and lecturing the US on women safety.

I read about it, but missed the You Tube channel.This is far better. Mard-e-Momin has shown Khan its place.
For a longer one watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfKNc9IHWd4
Gautam

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 27 Sep 2021 08:52

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 27 Sep 2021 14:10

Pathetic inbred Pakis so jittery about the US-India-Japan-Australian 'alliance' meeting that they want to appropriate the name

Yawn - US allows humanitarian assistance, Quad reaches understanding on Taliban

The US Treasury Department has issued licenses to facilitate humanitarian aid and financial assistance to the people of Afghanistan, while upholding sanctions on the Taliban.

The facilities, announced on Friday evening, follow an understanding among Pakistan, the United States, Russia and China to hold Taliban to the promises they made when they seized control of Kabul in mid-August.

“Pakistan has always believed that the Quad provides an effective platform for sustainable peace in Afghanistan,” the country’s US Ambassador Asad Majeed Khan told Dawn in Washington.

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Sep 2021 14:23

Manish_P wrote:Pathetic inbred Pakis so jittery about the US-India-Japan-Australian 'alliance' meeting that they want to appropriate the name

Yawn - US allows humanitarian assistance, Quad reaches understanding on Taliban

“Pakistan has always believed that the Quad provides an effective platform for sustainable peace in Afghanistan,” the country’s US Ambassador Asad Majeed Khan told Dawn in Washington.

That's hilarious*. Along the same lines, one option for Pakistan to fix its "image" problem is to start calling itself India. Actually, I am not even kidding. There is already an argument made by a Pakistani historian that Pakistan is the real India

https://tribune.com.pk/story/91977/i-a- ... pta-sindhu

Now, the Sindhu flows through Pakistan. And the land that was its asthan really was what we today call Pakistan. That is, we are the real India, the land of the Sindhu. If anything, the country that we so erroneously know by that name was Bharat, as it was called after the heroic prince of the Mahabharata.

If you ask me, they across our eastern border have now usurped upon our name. Or was it that the founding fathers of Pakistan, not having been grounded in classical history and geography, went amiss?

* I actually saw the headline earlier today but thought India-US-Aus-Japan has reached an understanding on Taliban and I didn't click on the link.

Vinu · Post by **Vinu** » 27 Sep 2021 15:46

Manish_P wrote:Pathetic inbred Pakis so jittery about the US-India-Japan-Australian 'alliance' meeting that they want to appropriate the name

Bakis call this as “C-QUAD” . There were few articles with full of wet dreams about how C-QUAD is better than QUAD and why US should give money to Af-Pak. But It seems later Bakis decided to loose the C in their name.

Lohit · Post by **Lohit** » 27 Sep 2021 16:54

Vinu wrote:
Manish_P wrote:Pathetic inbred Pakis so jittery about the US-India-Japan-Australian 'alliance' meeting that they want to appropriate the name
Bakis call this as “C-QUAD” . There were few articles with full of wet dreams about how C-QUAD is better than QUAD and why US should give money to Af-Pak. But It seems later Bakis decided to loose the C in their name.

That would have been a super accurate name considering that C-QUAD is apparently a medicine to treat fractures: https://www.indiamart.com/proddetail/ci ... 65912.html

After 7 years of Namo and 3 years of Niazi, Pak sure needs some urgent treatment for fractures that it now has and the new ones to come.