Terroristan - April 15, 2021

[sudhan]

And, now this. (I didn't know it was a competition between his ministers. This has to be a joke!)

Ministry of Communications (Murad Saeed)
Ministry of Planning, Development and Special Initiatives (Asad Umar)
Poverty Alleviation and Social Safety Division (Dr Sania Nishtar)
Ministry of Federal Education and Professional Training (Shafqat Mahmood)
Ministry of Human Rights headed (Dr Shireen Mazari)
Ministry of Industries and Production headed (Khusro Bakhtiar)
National Security Division headed (Dr Moeed Yusuf)
Ministry of Commerce (Abdul Razak Dawood)
Ministry of Interior (Sheikh Rashid Ahmed)
Ministry of National Food Security and Research (Syed Fakhar Imam)

I see Ministry of Interior... Where is the award for the Ministry of Posterior??

No other ministry deserves this award more. How do you think Pak got all the new loans from Cheen and IMF approved, hain?

[sudhan]

Yet another bunch of paki fishing boats have snuck through the nets.

Hope these 'fishermen' are caught soon..

13 paki fishing boats seized in Sir creek area, search on

[chetak]

[anupmisra]

I see Ministry of Interior... Where is the award for the Ministry of Posterior??

Al-sud-Han mian, hiyar joo go.

[anupmisra]

Azeem-o-shaan DimShah's dus ratans with certificates nd an oscar-ishtyle presentation beats Akbar the Ingrate's nau ratans by one.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1491723126056656896

[anupmisra]

Breaking News!! Im the Dim kicks out his third (?) wife - Bushra Bibi Peerni - from his BandGala mansion.

[Manish_P]

Preparing to take flight to Londonistan like other Paki politicians. Must have already zeroed in on begum number 4

[Vips]

Breaking News!! Im the Dim kicks out his third (?) wife - Bushra Bibi Peerni - from his BandGala mansion.

What happened is he not up for any more menage - a trois with the driver?

[rsingh]

Zinn energy no worky any more.

[anupmisra]

As expected and true to form, scorned baki ministers are pissed. Im the Dim achieves the impossible triple-trifecta of idiocies - self goal, internal revolt and public derision. Wait till Jinn Peerni puts a hex on him. Read on to see how each of the scorned ministers is now busy washing the party's dirty laundry in public.

Bottom line - bakistan is nothing but a tragi-comedy where all the principal actors are racing ahead to see who commits suicide first (on stage).

Qureshi turns dissenter, scorns reward criteria

A day after Prime Minister Imran Khan rewarded the top ten ministries on the basis of their performance, some federal cabinet members expressed reservations for being overlooked.

Sources in some ministries told Dawn that the list of ten top performing ministries announced on Thursday has created bitterness within the ruling Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) ranks after many frontline ministries were dropped from the list.

Some of the ministries that could not find their place among the list were foreign affairs, finance, information technology, housing, information and environment.

Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi, ... expressing serious reservations over placing the Ministry of Foreign Affairs on the 11th spot.

two government allies — the Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) and the Pakistan Muslim League-Quaid (PML-Q), were also dejected for not being acknowledged despite showing ‘outstanding performance’.

MQM-Pakistan chief Khalid Maqbool Siddiqui also openly criticised the government for not acknowledging the “significant” performance of the IT Ministry he leads, which he claimed earned record revenue through exports.

The sources said some discontented ministers have expressed their reservations before the relevant quarters that the Establishment Division did not consider their “out-of-the-box” achievements.

The Foreign Ministry believed it was not praised for conducting the recent Organisation of Islamic Cooperation Foreign Ministers summit on a very short notice

Likewise, the Information Ministry was marked negatively for not executing a project for the appointment of 60 press attachés in Africa...there was no need for such officers in countries like Ghana and Uganda.

Similarly, sources in the Environment Ministry said despite launching the Ten Billion Tree Tsunami programme,

Interior Ministry was considered in the top ten for merely issuing 40,000 passports.

Hilariously harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1674601/qures ... d-criteria

[anupmisra]

University of Pissahour sends Valentine greetings to Cashmere "in lieu" of the missed date of February 5 when all of bakistan stood silently for 30 seconds.

[anupmisra]

And, the pakis point fingers at India...while this happens at regular intervals in their own god-forsaken land.

Lynching horror visits Khanewal

A middle-aged man was stoned to death by a mob over alleged desecration of the Holy Quran in a remote village of Khanewal district on Saturday.

The killing comes on the heels of an identical incident in Sialkot, where a Sri Lan­kan engineer was lynched by factory workers on Dec 3 last year on blasphemy charges.

hundreds of loc­als gathered after Magh­rib pra­yers following annou­n­cements that a man had torn some pages of the Holy Quran and later set them on fire

With no one ready to listen to the suspect, who rep­orte­dly claimed innocence, the villagers first hanged him with a tree and then hit him with bricks, until he died.

According to an eyewitness, a police team which reached the village well before stoning arrested the suspect but the growing mob snatched him from the SHO’s custody.

Now, wait for the usual statements from the dimwit, his ministers, COAS, the maulanas, Lollywood actors and the public condemning this act and blame it on someone else.

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1674819/lynch ... s-khanewal

[chetak]

more on the peerni saga.....

it looks like the peerni and her ex have been quite light fingered and creatively acquisitive, in true paki ishtyle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRfVXEI2Qek


Pakistan: Imran's wife Bushra Bibi on the way out?

Im wants one COAS & Bajwa another.

What next?

There is never a dull moment in the politics of Pakistan. If rumors are to be believed, Imran suddenly woke up to the reality that his wife along with her ex has been siphoning money away, and when confronted, she stormed out of the house. Has Delilah shorn Samson of his locks? What happens next?

[partha]

Elaborating on the government’s robust reform measures for improvement of business climate in the country, he said Pakistan’s ranking in `ease of doing business’ had significantly improved.

Funny thing is no one cared about ease of doing business ranking in Pakistan until 2015. As soon as Modi Govt advertised India's improved ranking in 2015, Pakistan also started tracking it There is no mention of any ease of doing business ranking in Paki media until late 2015. Same thing with "Digital Pakistan" or "Clean Green Pakistan" both modeled after "Digital India" and "Swachh Bharat" schemes respectively. Even Imran Khan talked about lack of toilets only after Modi openly talked about toilet issue and led a successful campaign to improve sanitation coverage. There is no originality in their policies. They have been simply copying Indian schemes. So much for hating India.

After Modi Govt announced INR 76,000 Cr semiconductor policy:

https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/933230 ... says-fawad

Pakistan planning semiconductors zone with Chinese help, says Fawad Chaudhry

ISLAMABAD: Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development.

In an interview with China Economicnet, he said during the visit of Prime Minister Imran Khan, they discussed the shifting of the semiconductors industry to Pakistan as the role of this technology was very important not only for Pakistan but also for China as well.

“We want Chinese tech companies to come to Pakistan and make Pakistan a hub of semiconductors manufacturing,” he added.

Fawad also served as a federal minister for science and technology and during that tenure, he signed many MoUs and agreements on semiconductors technology and also collaborated with China to train Pakistanis in semiconductors skills. “We would also like to start semiconductor designing in Pakistan”.

“I’m very happy to tell you that Chinese investors are very keen to join hands with Pakistan and technology zone will be converted into semiconductor zone,” he mentioned.

Fawad further said there was a huge area in science and technology where both countries can cooperate, adding that mobile phones were now being assembled in Pakistan but they would like to take a step further and start full-fledged manufacturing of mobile phones in Pakistan.

He said bilateral cooperation increased in the area of health-related types of equipment, which was also very important, and in the first few months of COVID-19, they were importing everything related to this area but now Pakistan is a major exporter of health material.

“This is a landmark that we have achieved within a short period and now the health sector is open to collaboration”. Pakistan has skilled labour, cheaper labour, and a huge market.

We hope that Chinese tech companies would join hands with Pakistan to join our technology zone, and we will be able to come up with bigger cooperation in these sectors,” he added.

He hoped many Chinese technologies companies would come to Pakistan after the visit of prime minister to China because semi-conductor was a core element of every technology, which would help bring value addition to the local manufacturing products.

It is pertinent to mention that during his visit, prime minister held a series of meetings with leaders of China’s leading technology companies, and both sides agreed to enhance cooperation in software development, information and communication technology, medical diagnostic, and other related sectors. —APP

Also a good time to recall that Chinese laughed on the face of Pakis when Pakis approached them for bullet trains after Modi announced bullet train project.

[Dilbu]

Pakistan will not become part of any camp; will maintain relations with all: PM Imran Khan

ISLAMABAD: Prime Minister Imran Khan has reiterated that Pakistan will maintain its neutrality and not become part of any camp, turning down speculations that Islamabad was inclined towards Beijing.

"The strategic direction of my government is very clear. We want to maintain relations with all and [we] will not become a part of any camp," PM Imran Khan said during an interaction with former ambassadors and representatives of think tanks in the Federal Capital on Sunday.

[anupmisra]

Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development.

I hope Lord Faw Fw knows he is the minister of I&B, not I&T. Converting bakistan to Self-sufficiency in modern gadgets? What the heck does this mean? Isn't this statement wajib ul qatl?

[anupmisra]

Imran Khan phones Amir Liaquat to congratulate on third marriage
Now they are equal-equal. 3-3.

Amir Liaquat thanks Prime Minister Imran Khan for congratulating him on tying the knot

Hussain married Syeda Dania Shah, an 18-year-old from South Punjab, just a day after his second wife confirmed she had filed for khula (divorce) from him.

He has tweeted and retweeted several times about the matter on Twitter, while posting at least 13 times on Instagram.

A few hours after the announcement, the politician took to Instagram to denounce his critics, posting "Jalo" (burn).

Haramiyon ka link: https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/93265 ... d-marriage

[Aditya_V]

Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development.

I hope Lord Faw Fw knows he is the minister of I&B, not I&T. Converting bakistan to Self-sufficiency in modern gadgets? What the heck does this mean? Isn't this statement wajib ul qatl?

All of Pakistan is about IT, which does not stand for Income Tax or Information and Technology.

[Bart S]

Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development.

I hope Lord Faw Fw knows he is the minister of I&B, not I&T. Converting bakistan to Self-sufficiency in modern gadgets? What the heck does this mean? Isn't this statement wajib ul qatl?

It makes perfect sense. Pakjabis are full of bluster and 'badke maarna' and nil on real achievements. They somehow believe that propaganda, lobbying and 'narrative building' are more important than reality. For example, their army loses every war that they fight, yet ISPR convinces everyone in Pakistan that they have won everything, and this is their strategy elsewhere too. Hence, they haven't a snowball's chance in hell of their IT ministry actually making giant leaps in electronics manufacturing, rather it makes perfect sense for the I&B minister to 'narrative build' instead.

[anupmisra]

Pakjabis are full of bluster and 'badke maarna' and nil on real achievements. They somehow believe that propaganda, lobbying and 'narrative building' are more important than reality. For example, their army loses every war that they fight, yet ISPR convinces everyone in Pakistan that they have won everything, and this is their strategy elsewhere too. Hence, they haven't a snowball's chance in hell of their IT ministry actually making giant leaps in electronics manufacturing, rather it makes perfect sense for the I&B minister to 'narrative build' instead.

The new phrase everyone there uses is "out of the box". For most of the sane world, this is what the pakis are implying when the pakis use the term "out of the box"

[rsingh]

Information and Broadcasting Minister Fawad Chaudhry has said Pakistan has proposed a plan to build semiconductors zone with the help of China, converting Pakistan to self-sufficiency in modern gadgets and opening new avenues for development.

I hope Lord Faw Fw knows he is the minister of I&B, not I&T. Converting bakistan to Self-sufficiency in modern gadgets? What the heck does this mean? Isn't this statement wajib ul qatl?

Allah kher, what kind of gadget we are talking about here. Are these are the gadgets which can not Mentioned here, henji.

[Manish_P]

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Amir Liaquat thanks Prime Minister Imran Khan for congratulating him on tying the knot

Hussain married Syeda Dania Shah, an 18-year-old from South Punjab, just a day after his second wife confirmed she had filed for khula (divorce) from him.

Anup ji, the begum has mentioned in an interview how when she was a small child and would cry, her mother would turn on the TV to a show by Liaquat, to console her. She says she found his show more funny than cartoons...

[CalvinH]

Pakistan will not become part of any camp; will maintain relations with all: PM Imran Khan

ISLAMABAD: Prime Minister Imran Khan has reiterated that Pakistan will maintain its neutrality and not become part of any camp, turning down speculations that Islamabad was inclined towards Beijing.

"The strategic direction of my government is very clear. We want to maintain relations with all and [we] will not become a part of any camp," PM Imran Khan said during an interaction with former ambassadors and representatives of think tanks in the Federal Capital on Sunday.

Chinese refused to give any money looks like during the paki PMs self invite tour of China. Pakis are so predictable.

[CalvinH]

What happened to those 5 Billion that Pakis were expecting to obtain on loan from China and Kazakstan?

[sajo]

Chinese refused to give any money looks like during the paki PMs self invite tour of China. Pakis are so predictable.

https://www.fmprc.gov.cn/mfa_eng/zxxx_6 ... 39706.html

Still trying to find a mention of a "package" ImDaDim is so fond of mentioning. Looks like they got a danda instead to cooperate in completion of existing CPEC work.

[anupmisra]

Looks like they got a danda instead to cooperate in completion of existing CPEC work.

No funee, no money. That outcome with the danda was evident when the entire entourage - Dimwit, Faw Faw, Koreysh et al, were made to sit at a transit bus stop, with no heating. Dekho for jourself...

[anupmisra]

If this does not have the makings of an elitist system, then the paki awam is in great trouble. Thank you, djinn-ah!

Govt to set up separate judicial system for overseas Pakistanis: Fawad

Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry announced on Tuesday that the government had decided to set up a separate judicial system for overseas Pakistanis, an important support base of the ruling Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI).

"We [cabinet] have given approval for a separate judicial system for overseas Pakistanis, continuing our tradition to think about and work for their benefit," he said

After this, he said, the system would be installed everywhere there was a PTI government, including Gilgit-Baltistan and Kashmir.

"But overseas Pakistanis come from abroad (GENIUS!)... They can't stay here for long and so this has been done for them," he explained.

He said the country was facing an "administrative crisis" due to the large number of stay orders and the law ministry had been asked to take up this matter with the chief justice of Pakistan and chief justices of high courts.

Hmmm...I wonder how do the local Mirpuris, non-Kashmiri-Kashmiris, and Gilgit-Baltistanis think about this legal elevation of the overseas compadres from the local riff-raff?

H'rami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1675237/govt- ... anis-fawad

[anupmisra]

5 officials of Intelligence Bureau suspended after TV host Iqrarul Hassan accuses them of torture

Television host and journalist Syed Iqrarul Hassan on Tuesday accused officials of the Intelligence Bureau (IB) of detaining him and members of his team for hours at their Karachi office and subjecting them to extreme forms of torture after he attempted to expose alleged corruption within their ranks.

Speaking to ARY News, the channel he works for, Hassan said that he and his team members were "stripped naked, blindfolded and tortured for exposing the corruption of an IB inspector". He alleged that IB officials also shot videos of him after stripping him and his team members naked.

He said a few members of his team were even given electric shocks to "sensitive" body parts.

The suspended officers were Syed Mohiuddin Rizwan (Director, BPS-19), Mehmoob Ali (stenotypist), Inam Ali (stenotypist), Rajab Ali (sub-inspector) and Khawar.

Thank you, djinn-ah!

Haram ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1675206/5-off ... of-torture

[anupmisra]

A bleak prognosis of wheat

The already cash-starved Pakistan will be facing an increasing food import bill as experts fear up to a 15 per cent drop in the domestic wheat yield due to shrinking acreage, poor application of fertiliser, water scarcity, limited certified seeds, etc, leading to further reliance on imported grain. Estimates suggest that the country will need to import around four million tonnes of grain to meet the local shortfall.

Pakistan had harvested a bumper crop and produced a record 28.75m tonnes of wheat last season. It had to import 2.2m tonnes of grain to meet local requirements and build strategic reserves of 1m tonnes. A 15pc loss in the yield means there will not be more than 25m tonnes wheat output this year.

The federal government had been eyeing a 30m tonnes wheat production target during 2021-22

“Targets cannot be achieved just through wishful thinking”

At the prevailing around $310 per tonne wheat prices in the global commodity market, Islamabad will need to spend over $1.2 billion to import 4m tonnes of grain.

Now you know why the pakis were insisting that the donated Indian wheat to Afghanistan should be on paki trucks, driven by paki drivers. Would the afghan notice or complain if half the promised wheat went missing in transit?

Time to start eating grass?

Haramiyon ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1674952/a-ble ... s-of-wheat

[sanjaykumar]

Locusts have helpfully been declared halal.

[chetak]

x posted from the political thread


In a first ever such visit, Lt Gen Fahd Bin Abdullah Mohammed Al-Mutair, Commander, Royal Saudi Land Forces, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia called on General MM Naravane.

Look at the background of the picture....

[rsingh]

^^^
what, no extra large sofas a la Bakis. Ju kanjoos Baniyas. Simplicity and practicality at its best.

[anupmisra]

No minority issues in bakistan. Only LaWhoris acting like LaWhoris.

Over 150 ‘assailants’ booked in Christian boy’s death case in Lahore

LAHORE: The Factory Area police lodged a case against 150-200 ‘attackers’ in the wake of death of a Christian boy here on Monday.

The police acted after residents of Walton Road allegedly tortured Pervez Masih following a minor dispute of standing in the street.

The complainant said some of the attackers were also holding weapons and fired warning shots.

Cantt division operation SP Esa Sukhera made it clear that it was a scuffle incident between the two sides and had nothing to do with religion.

He said on Sunday night a scuffle broke out between some members of the Christian community and locals.

Harami quam ka link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1675125/over- ... -in-lahore

[anupmisra]

^^^
what, no extra large sofas a la Bakis. Ju kanjoos Baniyas. Simplicity and practicality at its best.

Do you mean like this patio sofa? Distance makes the hearts grow fonder?

[anupmisra]

Same day, same distance, different meeting with an eyeraininan.

[anupmisra]

Spinning it.

Pak-Iran border one of peace and friendship, says PM Imran in meeting with Iranian minister

Prime Minister Imran Khan Monday described the Pakistan-Iran border as a frontier of "peace and friendship"

The premier expressed the views during a meeting with Iranian Interior Minister Dr Ahmad Vahidi, who called on him during a day-long visit to Islamabad.

PM Imran expressed satisfaction over the "positive momentum in brotherly relations between the two countries" and highlighted the vast potential that existed for enhanced collaboration in diverse fields.

The premier thanked the Iranian government and the country's supreme leader for their "steadfast support" for the resolution of the Kashmir issue.

"Geostrategic environment, particularly the regional security situation, and bilateral cooperation in defence and security domains were discussed during the meeting," a report by Radio Pakistan said.

Wait a doggone minute. I thought the new out-of-the-box-buzz-word was geoeconomic?

Hara..well you know what I mean.. link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1675049

[BijuShet]

Same day, same distance, different meeting with an eyeraininan.

Why is there lotion and tissue for eyeraininan but no lotion when talking to his Army chief ??? Gubo sans lotion will be more painful.

[partha]

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates arrives in Pakistan on first-ever visit

RED ZONE FILES: strong rumor going around in Islamabad power circles that Bill Gates is likely to convert to Islam and accept Pakistan's demand for a donation of $50 billion.

[Cyrano]

Yeah, and his micro-soft may be cut shorter.

[chetak]

Yeah, and his micro-soft may be cut shorter.

I thought mrs microsoft had already done that