Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

[Manish_P]

Maulaners, I have a pooch ...

If Bakistan's set-e-lite orbits chand, then chand will always be visible. IED will be celebrated prematurely. Will this be halal?

RCaseullah, only the tellyiscope sanksioned by the Ruhat-e-Hilal komittee ij halal

The set-e-lite will istop working bephor next Eid

[wig]

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... 8c36&ei=14

meanbhile

Pakistan Army wants apology from Imran Khan party. PTI supporters refer Gen to psychiatrist

[partha]

Pakistan's first made in China moon orbiter iCUBE-QAMAR has confirmed Pakistan's strategic geo location on Earth.

[S_Madhukar]

time for Endia to hide its CY location on moon surface... high chance Cheeni do number electronics and NaPaki software will crashland near CY to create new geo(is it luna?) strategic position for Bakistan

[asgkhan]

AoA,

How ij all joo Moo-jaa-hidins dooing?

Todin, I thought I will peek under PeeArrEff's shalwar to see if the faithfools are keeping the goats happy and satisfied in the BENIS dhaaga.

Dijabbointed to tell the least. BENIS is the crown of PeeArrEff and never fail to be in the homepage.

Hundred lashes to each of you for making this dhaaga to go to second page.

A thousands regards,
Grand Mullah Nayakuddin

[Manish_P]

AoA,
..
Dijabbointed to tell the least. BENIS is the crown of PeeArrEff and never fail to be in the homepage.
..

Hold joor gaddhas grand mullah khan.. hab joo not noticed that phor past phew years the regular pakistan & the paki ekonomy dhagas are fool of bojitiv newj onlee

this is 7th gen stratejik warphare from the bakis to keep at least one of their dhaagas on front page of this phorum of ebil cunning baniyas

[Manish_P]

Riskpected seenear maulaners, I am konphused!

Did the US defeat Bakistan, or did the SDRE baniya immigrants defeat bakistan or was it a yehudi konspiracy?

Saurabh Netravalkar: The engineer who bowled USA to famous win over Pakistan in T20 World Cup

Where dreams are woven with every delivery, Saurabh Netravalkar etched his name in history with a spellbinding performance that propelled Team USA to a stunning victory over former champions Pakistan in Dallas in the ongoing T20 World Cup 2024.

While defending 18 runs in the Super Over, the cricketer-turned-engineer Netravalkar defied all odds and shattered the expectations of hundreds and thousands of Pakistanis on Thursday.

[Manish_P]

Masahallah, praise be to this Abdul who took so much dental care of his pyaara bakras



Pakistan trader arrested for selling goats with artificial teeth

A trader in Pakistan's Karachi was taken into custody by law enforcement officials on Saturday for allegedly selling sacrificial goats with artificial teeth in the Gulberg Chowrangi area, as reported by ARY News.

The incident came to light following a video doing rounds on social media platforms depicting a customer removing what seemed to be plastic teeth from a goat.

Following the arrest, he police also confiscated seven additional goats as evidence in the case.

Looks like the local pulice wallahs have guaranteed themselves a happy eid !!

[Neela]

Happy Eid folks

[wig]

meanbhile

Imran Khan applies to be Oxford university chancellor

Imran Khan, Pakistan’s jailed former prime minister, appears to be eyeing up a new role from behind bars – that of Oxford University chancellor.
Mr Khan, who has been in prison for more than a year on charges he says are politically motivated, submitted his application ahead of the deadline on Sunday night, his adviser confirmed on X.
The one-time cricket star is already an honorary fellow of Oxford’s Keble College, where he studied philosophy, politics and economics (PPE) in 1972.

from hiyar:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33n5dx20nno

[Manish_P]

^ Mashallah

i rekommend that ex science and tekonology minister Fawad 'Chowmein' Chaudhary be appointed chancelor of MIT

[wig]

meanbhile baki awditor doej heet job

eggcerpts

The Auditor General of Pakistan (AGP) has highlighted serious financial irre­gularities, non-transparent pro­cu­rements and unauthorised expenditures within various formations of the defence services, calling on the relevant authorities to improve internal controls and initiate inquiries to fix responsibility.

In its audit report on the accounts of Defence Services for the audit year 2023-24, the AGP published more than 300 pages of audit objections, including non-recoveries, over and advance payments, procurement-related irregularities, losses to the state and the non-production of records.

The report noted that the Ministry of Defence receives a single-line budgetary grant, which is distributed among the Ministry of Defence Production, Services Headquarters, Inter-Services Organisations, and the Strategic Planning Division. Under the administrative control of the Ministry of Defence, the main job of the armed forces — the Army, Navy and Air Force — is to defend the country’s territorial integrity and assist the civil administration when required.

from hiyar
https://www.dawn.com/news/1856346/audit ... nce-sector

[Manish_P]

meanbhile baki awditor doej heet job

eggcerpts

.....Under the administrative control of the Ministry of Defence, the main job of the armed forces — the Army, Navy and Air Force — is to defend the country’s territorial integrity and assist the civil administration when required.

I soch that this 'Kiani' is naya nanha jazbaati reporter. He will soon be picked up phor re-edukation

And editor Saab oph yawn will be given special treatment phor allowing this to be printed

[Mukesh.Kumar]

Last Fridin's Jumma-Chumma celebration in Bakistan. The Awam has finally awakened following in the footsteps of their siasatdaans and jernails.



One lac momins and motorhams, cleaned out the store 'thriftily' in 30 mins of opening.

Best part is the Facebook message posted by Dream Bazaar on their page.

[Tanaji]

In another example of green on green violence , Bangladesh did a clean sweep of the Test series against Pakistan IN Pakistan..

Bhat is happening hain jee? Bhy phor mulk from Dar ul Islam is defeating us? Arent our kirketers tight assed and fair skinned enough? We even have worlds bhest batsman Zimbabar in our midst?

[VinodTK]

Pakistani man who wanted to carry out 'largest' US attack 'since 9/11' arrested over plot to kill Jews in NYC

An alleged would-be terrorist was arrested in Canada on Wednesday, accused of plotting a mass shooting at a Jewish center in New York City in support of ISIS.

Muhammad Shahzeb Khan, 20, a Pakistani national who lives in Canada and also goes by the name Shahzeb Jadoon, has been charged with attempting to provide material support and resources to a designated foreign terrorist organization. He could face up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

"The defendant was allegedly determined to kill Jewish people here in the United States, nearly one year after Hamas’s horrific attack on Israel," FBI Director Christopher Wray said. " This investigation was led by the FBI and I am proud of the terrific work by the FBI team and our partners to disrupt Khan's plan."

Khan was arrested by Royal Canadian Mounted Police on a material support of terrorism warrant issued out of the Southern District of New York.

"As alleged, Khan attempted to travel to the United States to carry out a terrorist attack and murder as many Jewish people as possible, all in support of ISIS," U.S. Attorney Damian Williams said in a statement. "Khan’s alleged crimes are a vivid reminder that we must remain vigilant in the fight against antisemitism and terror."

FBI Director Christopher Wray said the investigation was led by the FBI.
Williams added, "Thanks to our law enforcement partners and the career prosecutors of this Office, Khan’s alleged plan was disrupted before he reached the United States. Let this be a reminder to anyone who seeks to harm our community: This Office will stop at nothing to root you out and bring you to justice."

Khan had used encrypted messaging apps to plan the attack in Brooklyn since last November, including distributing pro-ISIS propaganda and videos and literature, the Department of Justice said in a news release.

He soon unknowingly began communicating with two undercover officers, telling them that he and an associate in the U.S. wanted to create "a real offline cell" of ISIS supporters to carry out a "coordinated assault" using AR-style assault rifles, and that they planned to "target Israeli Jewish chabads . . . scattered all around" an unnamed city other than New York.

A masked Islamic State soldier poses holding the ISIS flag in 2015.
He allegedly told the undercover officers to stock up on AR-style guns, ammunition and other supplies for the attack on the city, naming the specific locations where the shootings would happen.

He later told the officers to also get "some good hunting [knives] so we can slit their throats."

"Oct 7th and oct 11th are the best days for targeting the jews" because "oct 7 they will surely have some protests and oct 11 is yom.kippur," Khan allegedly told the officers.

Around August 20, Khan said he wanted to attack Brooklyn, New York instead, naming a specific Jewish center.

"New york is perfect to target jews" since it has the "largest Jewish population In america" and therefore, "even if we dont attack a[n] Event[,] we could rack up easily a lot of jews," Khan allegedly said, adding, "we are going to nyc to slaughter them."

He added in one communication: "if we succeed with our plan this would be the largest Attack on US soil since 9/11."

"Terrorism has no place in our society," Ron Kissane, Special Agent in Charge of the New York Joint Terrorism Task Force said in a video update on social media, "adding, "this case underscores the commitment of our joint Terrorism Task Force in New York City to continue to aggressively work to prevent plots before they can be carried out."

Attorney General Merrick B. Garland said that Khan had planned the attack near Oct. 7, the one-year anniversary of Hamas’ unprovoked attack on Israel "with the stated goal of slaughtering, in the name of ISIS, as many Jewish people as possible."

Attorney General Merrick B. Garland said that Khan had planned the attack near Oct. 7, the one-year anniversary of Hamas’ unprovoked attack on Israel "with the stated goal of slaughtering, in the name of ISIS, as many Jewish people as possible."
"Jewish communities – like all communities in this country – should not have to fear that they will be targeted by a hate-fueled terrorist attack," Garland said. "The Justice Department will continue to work closely with our domestic and international partners to aggressively counter the threat posed by ISIS and other terrorist organizations and their supporters."

[wig]

gas reserves of bakistan

'Just Seismic Survey': Top Official Bursts Pakistan’s Oil & Gas Discovery Bubble

from hiyar
https://www.news18.com/world/just-seism ... 44263.html

[wig]

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... 8e48&ei=15

meanbhile

Pakistan: Police claim army interfering in their duties, stage protest seeking military's exit

eggstracts

A protester told the Times of India, "Their game of playing good and bad Taliban is not over. We (police force) arrest militants and they (the military) call us to release them,"

Another police official said, "We promise to restore peace in the area within three months if military officers stop their interference."

[Manish_P]

meanbile Jungju mujahids claim police interphering with their duties

Yawn - Quetta police station attacked amid protest against ‘blasphemy’

The Kharotabad police station came under a grenade attack during a violent protest on Wednesday as an enraged mob demanded that the police hand over a blasphemy suspect to them.

Joo will be happy to hear that the brave mujahids were able to achief their target by killing their target

Again Yawn - Cop shoots blasphemy suspect in Quetta lockup

A police constable gunned down a blasphemy suspect inside the lockup of the Cantt Police Station in Quetta on Thursday.

[wig]

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/pa ... 7ddb&ei=17

meanbhile the latesht neuj is inshpriing

Pakistan’s constitution bill can ‘abolish the Supreme Court’. Lawyers call it devil’s work

eggshtracts

The Shehbaz Sharif government proposed the 26th ‘constitutional amendment package’—reforms that would not only reshape the judiciary but also create a new ‘constitutional court’. Lawyers and political leaders have termed the amendments as “the work of the devil” and a “national suicide pact”.

“This constitutional package is not a package, it is an attack on the constitution, democracy and the judiciary of Pakistan,” Supreme Court lawyer Faisal Chaudhry told ThePrint. This so-called constitutional package, he said, is laced “with evil intentions to take Pakistan into the dark ages,” further calling it a “dark, evil and authoritarian legislation where the office of the Chief Justice has been virtually abolished just to keep Qazi in office.”

The secrecy surrounding the details of the amendments, combined with the government’s bungled attempts to secure votes, has only added fuel to the fire.

[Manish_P]

Only Shariah court is supreme..... No need oph supreme court or constitution court or tennis court.

[partha]

Pakistan’s constitution bill can ‘abolish the Supreme Court’. Lawyers call it devil’s work

Lawyers should be tried in military court for calling Army chief and honorable chairman of SIFC a devil.

[wig]

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... 7ee3&ei=28

meanbhile, bious afghan does not get up from seat in bakistan.
eggstracted

Pakistan Fumes After Afghan Official Remains Seated During Pakistani National Anthem

Pakistan government on Tuesday (September 17) reacted angrily after an official of Afghanistan's Taliban regime remained seated during Pakistani national anthem played during a government event in Pakistan's Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa (KP) region. Pakistan's Foreign Office even called the act 'reprehensible' in an official statement, reported Dawn.

[partha]

Attenshun: calling all fellow mujahids for a strategic meeting at cave num 21 in tora bora at 5 pm todin.

special instrucshuns: bliss to leave your goat, pager, ak47, chappal outside the cave before entering.

[Manish_P]

Attenshun: calling all fellow mujahids for a strategic meeting at cave num 21 in tora bora at 5 pm todin.

special instrucshuns: bliss to leave your goat, pager, ak47, chappal outside the cave before entering.

So soosai belts are allowed hain? I need my soosai belt to keep my shalwar up...

I hab no liking for gubo session phrom senior maulaners

[wig]

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... bc0d&ei=14

meanbhile

Car From Russian Ambassador’s Convoy Hits Landmine, Several Injured

The envoy was part of a motorcade travelling with a delegation that included ambassadors from several other countries. Earlier in the day, the group had participated in a tourism forum organised by the Trade and Industry Chamber of Islamabad.

“On the way from Mingora to the hotel, the escort vehicle hit a landmine. Several police officers were injured. Members of the diplomatic corps were not harmed,” the statement said.

The convoy, which included diplomats from Russia, Vietnam, Ethiopia, Rwanda, Zimbabwe, Indonesia, and other nations, was visiting Malam Jabba when the attack occurred. Four soldiers were injured in the explosion.

[gakakkad]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thenew ... e-minister

Turkish airline has shown interest in PIA purchase: minister


Turkish Airlines denies Pakistan international airlines acquisition rumors
https://ilkha.com/english/economy/turki ... ors-418122


Capshun bliss !

[Manish_P]

Turkish Airlines denies Pakistan international airlines acquisition rumors
https://ilkha.com/english/economy/turki ... ors-418122


Capshun bliss !

The deal failed because Turkiye didn't want to pay the costs of black goats which is mandatory before takeoff of each baki plane

[wig]

meanbhile baki barliament eggstends tenure of army jernail

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Pakistan's parliament on Monday backed an amendment to a law that would extend the terms of the heads of the armed forces, including the army chief, to five years from three, despite criticism from jailed ex-Prime Minister Imran Khan's party.

Extending the term of top commanders including Army Chief General Asim Munir, who took office two years ago, would deal another blow to the embattled Khan and his party, which blames the military for his downfall.

The measure from the government of Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, who leads a coalition of parties opposed to Khan that took power after an election in February, could be aimed at shoring up support from powerful military figures.

The bill to amend the Pakistan Army Act of 1952 was moved by Defence Minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif. House Speaker Ayaz Sadiq announced in a live telecast of the parliamentary proceedings that the bill had passed. Khan's party's lawmakers opposed the bill in the noisy session.

To become law, the bill must also receive the support of the senate upper house, which also has a majority from parties opposed to Khan.

from hiyar
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/pa ... 906e&ei=49

[partha]

So then Pakistan will get a new ruler once every 10 years?!

[Manish_P]

So then Pakistan will get a new ruler once every 10 years?!

Ij it 5 or ij it 10? Or ij 5==10 hain??

Plij to eggsplain to me. Madarsa maths waj neber my favrit saabjet.

[partha]

did joo forget about extenshun?

[Manish_P]

did joo forget about extenshun?

. Oph koarse. 72 salaams to joo and 72 lashes to me.

[wig]

blease to capshun
eggcerpted

Shehbaz Sharif was quick to congratulate Trump on his victory, but users flagged that he used VPN to use X, banned in Pakistan.
Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif became a subject of mockery after a community note on his congratulatory post for US President-elect Donald Trump on X, banned in his country, highlighted that he used a VPN to use the platform.

from hiyar

https://www.news18.com/amp/world/shehba ... 14252.html

[Deans]

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/wor ... 104101.cms

Positive news only. Pak has functioning railways and people use them !

[wig]

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-paci ... 024-11-12/
meanbhile,
eggcerpts

Beijing proposes operations by joint forces, military, says document
China frustrated at string of attacks on its citizens
It wants operational control of security, sources say
Islamabad, Beijing in talks for joint security system
ISLAMABAD, Nov 12 (Reuters) - Beijing is pushing Pakistan to allow its own security staff to provide protection to thousands of Chinese citizens working in the South Asian nation, during talks after a car bombing in Karachi that was seen as a major security breach, sources said.

[partha]

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-paci ... 024-11-12/
meanbhile,
eggcerpts

Beijing proposes operations by joint forces, military, says document
China frustrated at string of attacks on its citizens
It wants operational control of security, sources say
Islamabad, Beijing in talks for joint security system
ISLAMABAD, Nov 12 (Reuters) - Beijing is pushing Pakistan to allow its own security staff to provide protection to thousands of Chinese citizens working in the South Asian nation, during talks after a car bombing in Karachi that was seen as a major security breach, sources said.

AoA!! this is great neuj! Bakistan gobermint is already preparing talking points for the next terror attack targeting chinese.

"If Chinese security staff themselves failed to secure Chinese citizens how can Pakistan security forces do a better job with less resources?"

[RCase]

^^^
Iron brothers, taller than mountain, deeper than the sea,.....
the Bakis can now add:
more obedient than a dog.

[RCase]

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/wor ... 104101.cms

Positive news only. Pak has functioning railways and people use them !

Vande Bakistan Express... the new railway experience that provides high speed journey from Bakistan to Jannat for hoors hookup.

[Manish_P]

^^^
Iron brothers, taller than mountain, deeper than the sea,.....
the Bakis can now add:
more obedient than a dog.

Gustaaki maaf, but dog is haraam

joo can say Donkey

Phor the chineez both dog and donkey are equally tasty