Military Humor and related

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 06 Feb 2023 20:35

https://twitter.com/InsightGL/status/16 ... R4Biz6FPsw --->

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 08 Mar 2023 20:39

https://twitter.com/CcibChris/status/16 ... 18914?s=20 ---> When two engines is just not enough….

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 10 Mar 2023 20:29

https://twitter.com/mjavinod/status/163 ... 97826?s=20 ---> Local #JurassicPark

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 22 Mar 2023 19:54

https://twitter.com/SSC_31360/status/16 ... 46304?s=20 ---> From WhatsApp. No comments! Military men shall understand.

Bala Vignesh · Post by **Bala Vignesh** » 22 Mar 2023 21:23

This is true outside of military too..

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 23 Mar 2023 08:20

In other words
If one person takes 60 minutes to dig a hole then 60 people will take 1 minute to dig the same hole.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 04 Apr 2023 05:03

Click on the link below for video. The ganja in Pakistan is of Grade 'AAA' Quality

https://twitter.com/arifaajakia/status/ ... 25860?s=20 ---> Few years ago, Guaranteed by this idiot that Pakistan will be on moon in five years & decision of entire world will be made in Pakistan. He was correct, din main taare dikh rahe hain Pakistaniyon ko. Now Pakistanis are making decisions of which queue of aatta (flour) they should stand.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 10 Apr 2023 17:55

https://twitter.com/FrontlinerUV/status ... 11137?s=20 --->

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 27 Jun 2023 12:10

An ex IA Tanker had uploaded the video on twitter - 'Every Tank Mans armor fantasy'

If our current armor guys watch the video the GSQR for the next MBT would be quite extensive

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 27 Jun 2023 22:58

An Admiral visits one of his ships and when having morning tea notices that every biscuit has the ships insignia stamped on it.

He sends for the cook and asks him how he manages this.

The cook says “ When I’m rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before they go in the oven.”

“That’s pretty unhygienic” says the Admiral.

“ In that case Sir” , says the cook “ I’d suggest you skip the medu wadas"

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 03 Jul 2023 20:50

https://twitter.com/mananbhattnavy/stat ... 74592?s=20 ---> This is a secret to be shared regarding the ex-president of India, Late Gyani Zail Singh. Being supreme commander he had the privilege of sailing onboard INS Taragiri in 1984. Overnight, Captain's cabin was converted into state cabin with new fancy bedcovers, sheets, pillows, etc. Due to age and ailments the President was accompanied by a personal attendant by the name of Kushwah.

Kushwah was an over smart guy, slept in the same cabin to attend to the president's needs during the night. The next morning after sailing, the chief steward of the Ship smartly dressed wearing white gloves etc went with tea to state cabin to give a wake call to President.

The cabin was dark with dim red light and his vision was not clear. When he feebly called up the president, he was shocked to see him getting up with a bounce. When he closely examined he found that it was the Prez's attendant Kushwah who woke up yawning. The CPO steward was confused and asked him 'Rastrapati Kidhar Hai?' Still yawning Kushwah pointed towards the deck where the Prez was sleeping on a mattress.

Kuswhah told the CPOSTD to leave and that he will take care. The news spread among the ship's company and later on the Military Secretary informed that the President was not comfortable with the bed and therefore asked Kushwah to interchange places. For a change Kushwah had the pleasure of sleeping on the President's bed for 3 days.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 16 Jul 2023 22:50

https://twitter.com/ShivAroor/status/16 ... 04929?s=20 ---> You're welcome.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 20 Jul 2023 19:43

https://twitter.com/MichaelWarbur17/sta ... 66884?s=20 --->

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 20 Jul 2023 19:58

A personal favorite of mine is -

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 22 Aug 2023 18:41

https://twitter.com/JA_Maolankar/status ... 33190?s=20 ---> Ex MiG-29K pilot. A2 QFI to boot. यह Navy वाले pilot कुछ भी कर सकते हैं। अब आपकी बारी

PROUD INDIAN | Stand-up Comedy by Manik Mehta

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 26 Aug 2023 21:13

https://twitter.com/rupamurthy1/status/ ... 83033?s=20 --->

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 09 Nov 2023 21:36

https://x.com/Chopsyturvey/status/17225 ... 75261?s=20 --->

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 21 Nov 2023 19:59

https://x.com/AdamMGrant/status/1726282 ... 08916?s=20 ---> My all-time favorite Venn diagram.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 20 Dec 2023 06:58

https://x.com/_devildog_rv_/status/1737 ... 99334?s=20 ---> Guys Guys, Listen:

LCA Mk2: Repetitive Delays
AMCA: Too far
Rafale MRFA: Too costly
Gripen MRFA: Not interested

Solution: What if we buy JF-17 Block III instead?

It's cheap, it's proven, it's already in production

Problem?

https://x.com/elmihiro/status/1737141408408961386?s=20 ---> The problem is that China will offer the J-10, and there will have to be a fair competition to see which of the two emerges as the L1 bidder.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 20 Dec 2023 15:21

Rakesh wrote: ↑21 Nov 2023 19:59 https://x.com/AdamMGrant/status/1726282 ... 08916?s=20 ---> My all-time favorite Venn diagram.

Admiral sir, in the same vein, my fave venn

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 06 Jan 2024 01:36

A Jat and Sardarji in Kashmir

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 08 Apr 2024 19:08

https://x.com/krushty29/status/1776882021861917096 --->

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 15 Apr 2024 19:53

https://x.com/hukum2082/status/1779369560401133974 ---> Tinder analogy to understand @adgpi's mindset:

The @adgpi is like a 30 year old guy on Tinder , busy left swiping despite his Bua (@DRDO_India) getting excellent rishtas. Pushed too hard, he does take them on long dates to Leh & Pokhran but doesn't quit two timing with Israeli/French/Amriki/Russian babes. What he needs to understand is that these babes eat asparagus, caviar and wine and ain't gonna sustain on the sambar, rice, pappu, chutney and butter milk that he can afford back home. For a long and fruitful marriage IA needs to commit to the desi rishta and not get misled by all the bling on Instagram.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 24 Apr 2024 19:11

Major saluting a constable

https://x.com/TimesAlgebraIND/status/17 ... 5299975287 ---> Md Farooq Sheikh caught for posing as an Army Major to smuggle liquor from Maharashtra to Gujarat. He used to do smuggling in an army uniform. So he could easily cross the Gujarat-Maharashtra border by fooling everyone. But one day he was suspected after he saluted the constable. Eventually Arrested.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 24 Apr 2024 21:59

^ more serious than funny, Admiral sr

Imagine what other things he could have smuggled easily, if not for the blunder...

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 28 May 2024 18:41

https://x.com/top_force/status/1795404534506037700 ---> In Denmark, at the local gas station, you have the choice of refueling with either a Citroën Berlingo utility vehicle or refueling with an F-16 fighter plane.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 29 May 2024 06:38

https://x.com/KalashnikovOpe1/status/17 ... 1020089743 --->

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 29 May 2024 20:17

https://x.com/Artyoxent/status/1795327510202519701 ---> Find the Su-25

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 29 May 2024 22:46

Rakesh wrote: ↑29 May 2024 20:17 https://x.com/Artyoxent/status/1795327510202519701 ---> Find the Su-25
...

Took me some time (and some zooming) but got it.

No need of 'urban' camo..

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 16 Jun 2024 21:57

https://x.com/sandeep_mave/status/1802228215001600418 ---> UPSC 2024 Prelims Question! (Rafael

- Even UPSC is dumb).

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 16 Jun 2024 21:58

https://x.com/ShivAroor/status/1801907591548985613 ---> FYI, all of the G7 countries currently have major military hardware pitches to India. Either for fresh acquisitions, re-orders or ‘back from the dead’ attempts.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 08 Aug 2024 20:48

https://x.com/mjavinod/status/1821160618319343647 --->

Cybaru · Post by **Cybaru** » 13 Sep 2024 22:14

LOL

https://x.com/combat_learjet/status/183 ... 37590?s=48

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 17 Sep 2024 09:43

Navy commander relieved of duty after photo showed him firing rifle with scope backward

Wonder why someone put an arm on his shoulder when he was going great guns...

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 05 Oct 2024 22:43

https://x.com/moronhumor/status/1841408529355137285 ---> Naa uparwala Mahatma tha, Naa neechewala Gandhi hai.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 14 Oct 2024 22:08

https://x.com/Locati0ns/status/1845470767158378935 ---> 1,000 years of history in one image.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 22 Oct 2024 20:14

https://x.com/dekhane_mukul/status/1848539555982438475 ---> Rohitash Singh Ahlawat, a Jat boy from Haryana got selected for NDA and then went on to become an ace fighter pilot. The Indian Air Force had organised an air show at Yalhanka Air Base in Bengaluru, and daredevil aerobatic stunt flying was the main attraction. Rohitash was part of the aerobatic display team, and he was to go solo in his MiG-29. His parents were in town visiting their son at his station of posting, so they were there among the spectators.

The old couple's chests swelled with pride as Flt Lt Rohitash Singh Ahlawat's name was announced. The father proudly said to everyone sitting around "म्हारा ए छोरा सै!" / "It's My Son!"

Rohitash took off with a thunderous boom and for the next 10 minutes he did all the aerobatic stunts that he could make his supersonic bird perform the loop, the twist, the spin, the roll, the Cuban 8, the vertical Charlie, the tail slide... everything! The highly graded and widely acclaimed Combat Pilot Rohtash Ahlawat then landed smoothly, parked his bird in it's hanger and joined his wife and parents among the spectators.

As Rohitash touched his parents' feet, his mother hugged him and said, "तू दिल छोटा ना करै, छोरे । तू थोड़ी और कोशिश कर; घणी प्रैक्टिस करा कर; लगातार कोशिश करता रहै, मनै विश्वास सै एक दिन तनै हवाई जहाज सीधा उडाना भी आ जागा!" / "Don't be discouraged, boy. You try a little harder; practice a lot; keep trying, I believe one day you'll be able to fly a plane straight!"

Morals of the story >>>
1. Ignorance is Bliss!
2. Mother's love is unconditional!!
3. Indian Armed Forces are great!!!

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 28 Oct 2024 19:38

https://x.com/thinkdefence/status/1850643723975041391 ---> A classic.

Rakesh · Post by **Rakesh** » 19 Nov 2024 21:34

https://x.com/tastefullysaucy/status/18 ... 4448831895 --->

sanman · Post by **sanman** » 25 Nov 2024 07:24

After India's demonstration of its new Hypersonic Glide Vehicle, China has demonstrated its countermeasure, dubbed "Xi Jinping": It doesn't work, and can't be fired.