Terroristan - March 31, 2022

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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[saip]

AI generated?

[Amber G.]

^^^ NO! (Not AI - reported in many places.

Edited later: Turns out it was AI generate.

Meanwhile per news items:
>>> U.S TO PAKISTAN’S TOP GENERAL: TIME’S UP, GET READY FOR SANCTIONS

In a scathing letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, 44 Members of Congress just torched Pakistan’s top general Asim Munir - accusing him of running a global crackdown machine targeting journalists, political opponents, and even U.S citizens.

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[Amber G.]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

[SRajesh]

May i ask the Pakistan experts especially those in the know how about the keys to the WMD:
What happens in the future especially in the scenario of so called limited skirmishes or conflict under the umbrella of nuclear conflagration etc : who controls the shots??
What circuit breakers in the Escalaton ladder been short shifted in the creation of CDF??
Given CDF(and if the occupant is a Madrasa pasand out and out jihadi) penchant for H&D how easy is it to go up the E Ladder
And lastly who controls the Launch Codes : The President, The PM or the CDF??

[A_Gupta]

^^^ I was wondering too.

[drnayar]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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probably to meet its brethren in the paki senate

[ArjunPandit]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Babar extended as the chief of air force.

"the appointment of Air Chief Marshal Zaheer Ahmed Babar (NI) M, as chief of the air staff for a tenure of two years with effect from March 19, 2026, a separate notification said."

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

[Anujan]

Pakistan President Field Marshal Asim Munir has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Fixed it for you!

A photo of the event from underground BRF Raa Agent



Even for Pakistan, this is next level absurdity

They have a serving Field Marshal, who is judicially immune for life from any activities in and out of office. So tomorrow he can get into a Jewellry shop and loot it and nobody can do anything. I assume this also applies if he decides to do a coup or randomly kill civilians. By the way, he is also chief of army staff, and Chief of Defense forces which makes him technically the commander of the Navy as well as the Air Force. He also chairs the Special Investment Facilitation Council to oversee investing and divestment in Pakistan's economy. Such a hard working man!

Pakistan grants lifetime immunity to president, current army chief

[RCase]

^^^
He is a ONE MAN ARMY!

[chetak]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

Amber ji,

their whole effing country is AI (ola and imam) generated with just the artificial part of the construct still going strong, an evil britshit nightmare of a set up that went murderously malignant about >100 odd years ago and the britshits are currently still paying for their sins of omission and commission, unable to defend themselves against the unchecked jihadi migration and the resulting onslaught of fanaticism that has manifested in a shrill and seditious version of the $h@r!@ that is haunting their streets

even god cannot save their king and country

[chetak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c




Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

[Jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c

Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

Their QRF showed up in less than a minute of the explosion. Not bad actually!