Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

BajKhedawal · Postby **BajKhedawal** » 24 Jun 2009 02:40

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewtopic.php?p=689586#p689586
^^^^^^^^^
Eak kaffir SDRE in rhona-dhona dhaga is missing our azeem, shaandar Salar-e-Musharraf, butt does he know:

El_Generalissimo is not mizzing him :eek:

BajKhedawal · Postby **BajKhedawal** » 24 Jun 2009 02:48

Son iph onree joo took that blane to Gitmo, now we would pee vacationing in Permuda

pgbhat · Postby **pgbhat** » 24 Jun 2009 05:34

AjayKK wrote:Kufr influences in bakistan - a cause of great sharm

Waiting for Dilbulla - part I

Waiting for Dilbulla - part II

KhulamKulla I am naraaz over theje reborts :evil:

. Bhy doej Dilbullah get ispeshul treat-e-ment phrom hoors??
bhat apout the rest oph LMU?? :evil:

Bhile dilbullah gets to phyrr rakkits like kufr pinaka, bhy doej derkonigullah habe to settle for mijjile malish palish?? :evil:

niran · Postby **niran** » 24 Jun 2009 06:20

AoA mian Bagulabhagat-with-P,

assslamwalaykum,

LMU walley have not the feeling oph jalan. here we hape
eternal biraderly pyar.
Mulla Dillruba eej da dezinated Kannada-e-konsulate, whatever
hij mijjile kondition he has to istamp vijja approval on all dejerving
kandidate. Mulla Derko eej kannada-e-Konsulate in waiting,
he will hape to remain 400000% fit yand tayar phor .......... eventuality.

BTW all these position eej akorded by Mulla LM chancellor LMU.
eet eej a "istoning to death" galati to kwestion fartgwa.
therephore to save jourself pliss to be sending ayeshas, zam-zam
yand herps to kave numper 420.

Salam

BajKhedawal · Postby **BajKhedawal** » 24 Jun 2009 08:19

Mash-a-pbuha

Our baki styal of kusti is misfortunately underunderstood, it is all apout bositions (not (un)like haram SDRE kamasutra ones) butt apout who can give the pest wedgies. Even the umbire is allowed to try his hath at it.

The phamous Wholesome Foursome

An all nighter Kusti fest

Eben the djins are dekhing the mastibhari raat

Rupesh · Postby **Rupesh** » 24 Jun 2009 15:06

^^^^^^^^^^^

I feel sharaam watching the Pics.. :oops:

anupmisra · Postby **anupmisra** » 24 Jun 2009 16:05

pgbhat wrote:
AjayKK wrote:Kufr influences in bakistan - a cause of great sharm
Waiting for Dilbulla - part I

Holy cows! "Bridle" competition.

Rahul M · Postby **Rahul M** » 24 Jun 2009 19:43

^^^ YYY alert !! RAAAW !! RAAAW !!

Samay · Postby **Samay** » 24 Jun 2009 21:15

zhe sharif mard in bakistan are nat looking at any boman, they will crush her btw,.

to jumb or nat to jumb? to hold before jumbing or nat to hold ?

bhat ij this kufr on baki streets?
dilbullah bhere habe you gone..?

dilbullah !!! bhere are ju ?
bhy you are nat respanding ...?
baki bomans are getting insbired phram yyy.....

oh Nooo!!! , dilbullah !! what habbenend to ju?

derkonig · Postby **derkonig** » 24 Jun 2009 21:38

Samay wrote:
dilbullah !!! bhere are ju ?
bhy you are nat respanding ...?
baki bomans are getting insbired phram yyy.....

AoA,
phor many dins now i notis dhat that mujahinds are bosting haram bicchars oph baki wimmens. ij it allowed now. i rememper fartwa py adminullahs against bosting baki wimmens bicchars and only bosting oph bicchars oph khuspoo. jahil adminullahs ebhen shut down lal-bra-pleasures HAHL ejjberiments..
it ij halal again, hain hain?

Rupesh · Postby **Rupesh** » 24 Jun 2009 22:38

New and Advanced Exploding Mellons.

Bolizemen escorting a Gay Couple caught by LMU Adminullahs. Ya Allah, Bhat ij happening in the land of the pure

Mahendra · Postby **Mahendra** » 24 Jun 2009 22:45

Diyar star photograpper Mullah Derko( bin Dilbulla in waiting)

Bliss to note, bicchars of wimman is halal onlee iph covered from head to toe, with full burqah or oxygen mask and iph atleast one of the wimman is from tallel than mountain yaar country as with the wimman in bicchar( extreme Daya haath ki taraf)

The issue is bicchars should be such that they dont discourage mullahs from khilafatic duties, bicchars which encourage mijjile maalish are totally haraam, they are immediately confiscated by mullah bin 3 stoogi and hidden behind burqah for personal use,for maalish, (g)oogling or otherwise

For ejjambal Hasina Atimbum is halal whereas Salmaan Taseer's daughter in three piece burqah is not halal

derkonig · Postby **derkonig** » 24 Jun 2009 23:43

AoA,
shukran to joo, pottu vaman talib-e-secularism..
anywayz, pesh hai: dilbulla yand hij istoodants await the arrival of hourij at konsulate...

yand, bliss to see more YYY kanspiracy...
now how can joo pee suar that the person peehind the burkha ij a motorhama or jernail or mullah or a haraam YYY agint, hain?

archan · Postby **archan** » 25 Jun 2009 00:12

now how can joo pee suar that the person peehind the burkha ij a motorhama or jernail

doej it make a diff-e-rence?

Prem · Postby **Prem** » 25 Jun 2009 01:07

derkonig wrote:
Samay wrote:[
dilbullah AoA,
phor many dins now i notis dhat that mujahinds are bosting haram bicchars oph baki wimmens. ij it allowed now. i rememper fartwa py adminullahs against bosting baki wimmens bicchars and only bosting oph bicchars oph khuspoo. jahil adminullahs ebhen shut down lal-bra-pleasures HAHL ejjberiments..
it ij halal again, hain hain?

I agree, Baki Bimmen dezerve Baki shtandard Halal Bicharrs onlee . Bakis arr known az BCs for berry good raison. Bue all know how dha sisters of yesterday beokome mishtress of todin in Baki showschitty.

derkonig · Postby **derkonig** » 25 Jun 2009 09:43

archan wrote:
now how can joo pee suar that the person peehind the burkha ij a motorhama or jernail

doej it make a diff-e-rence?

haraam haraam,
suarly joo must be a YYY agint peehind a burka...

AjayKK · Postby **AjayKK** » 25 Jun 2009 14:28

Diyar aditoor janaabs, mullas and mujahids waiting to be 72

I was preparing khayali pulav when our NSN desk got khabar that kufr Yindian army is apout to attack bakistan. This top secret khabar is sach sach as it was obtained by NSN Washing-tong krespondent who was told by Noo York times krespondent who heard it from someone who said that that Yindian wajir had called Amirkhan wajir. I chupke chupke logged in kufr PRf Heroic Bakistan dhaaga and even they are dis-cussing thij.

Hiyar is Plan of Yindian rmy which NSN kraspondent received following same order.

Thij plan is called ghaznawa-e-behind, i soch even kufr yindian copied our names !

Yours bin shuddering secretly.
NSN

Samay · Postby **Samay** » 25 Jun 2009 14:56

Bhat are thoj bair af isnakes doing in zhe midil af bakisTAN,?are ju brobosing that this attack bud be to gapture isnakes in bakisTAN ?

Atri · Postby **Atri** » 25 Jun 2009 15:57

They are naat snakes, samayuddin... They are Chinese noodles....

rsharma · Postby **rsharma** » 25 Jun 2009 16:04

Chiron wrote:They are naat snakes, samayuddin... They are Chinese noodles....

Wraang again!!
They aar the musharaff drabbings aaf the Holy Brofet aaf Bakistan - Jahil Hamid!!

Dilbu · Postby **Dilbu** » 25 Jun 2009 17:28

400% pure djinn power!! Kufrs eat jour dils out.

archan · Postby **archan** » 25 Jun 2009 17:29

AjayKK wrote:Thij plan is called ghazwa-e-behind, i soch even kufr yindian copied our names !

Suphanallah, suphanallah! bhat clar-e-ty of thought, bhat andaaz-e-bayaN. :rotfl:

AjayKK · Postby **AjayKK** » 25 Jun 2009 17:51

Todin June 25.
Islamabad one din ahead.
Put Dilbulla ONE MONTH ahead.
Raaaw Alert! Raaaw Alert! Raaaw Alert!
Dilbulla has been compromised.

derkonig · Postby **derkonig** » 25 Jun 2009 18:17

^^^
hain?

Samay · Postby **Samay** » 25 Jun 2009 18:21

Dilbu wrote:400% pure djinn power!! Kufrs eat jour dils out.
[img]

LMU alert !
This ij nat a djinn bower, it ij zimply
a car af one donkey bower , loading two pigs,
bhat ij so amajing about it,? :evil:

in bakistan, zhe garment af bakistan habe dejined a car as ber
zhe recuirement by bakistani beoble,

donkey car diriver

evil kuffr are sbreading wrang things abat bakistan ,
that there ij djinn bower behind zhe baki brogress :evil:

http://www.pakspectator.com/a-donkey-cart-the-pakistan-army-and-our-bourgeoisie/

they dont know that bakistan's donkeys bay zhe brice af world oil brice hikes

some day they bill say that these djinn habe contacts bith alqaida,
so to fulfill their lang djire af kabturing bakistani nudes in Sargadha ! :evil:

LMU alert!
Dilbullah ij campramised !
call hij birather , Killbillah to gandinue zihad

niran · Postby **niran** » 25 Jun 2009 18:41

AoA
Diyar Aditoor Janab,
these dins eye seeing lot oph alerts.
mullas phrom nava ishtudents to AdMs koatwaals
running nakid yand yelling this alert! that alert!

LMU eej the most pissphul place in Bakistan,
this piss eej very conducive to ejjpariment, teaching, learning, GUPOing wagera wagera
imagine Praffessar teaching bainless GUPO dubara entery takneeki yand suddenely someone
yells alert! alert! this will make istudents to scamper away yand da Praffessar
will be left behind holding da joyishtick,(sharam on those with sharam thoughts) not a pootiphul site no?

pliss to jaree a Fartgwa to be rectifying this situatshun.

Salam

Dilbu · Postby **Dilbu** » 25 Jun 2009 20:12

YYY ajents musht understand that Bakistan is sooperpower. Here eej the proof. Pliss to see.

Lalmohan · Postby **Lalmohan** » 25 Jun 2009 20:16

^^^ that eej bhy prafesars have grad ishtoodants, to hold things when the ekjperiment is disrupted. theej ij bhy i urged more houri partijipashun in my experiments, now adminullahs will force me to bowl from the pavillion end, like boom-boom
that too at my age, rahem karo!

Dilbu · Postby **Dilbu** » 25 Jun 2009 20:17

a car af one donkey bower , loading two pigs,
bhat ij so amajing about it,?

Did joo naat see that the djinn is flying, hain? LMU ishtaandars are cuming down faster than one can say 'jeehard'.

rajsunder · Postby **rajsunder** » 25 Jun 2009 20:27

AjayKK wrote:Diyar aditoor janaabs, mullas and mujahids waiting to be 72

I was preparing khayali pulav when our NSN desk got khabar that kufr Yindian army is apout to attack bakistan. This top secret khabar is sach sach as it was obtained by NSN Washing-tong krespondent who was told by Noo York times krespondent who heard it from someone who said that that Yindian wajir had called Amirkhan wajir. I chupke chupke logged in kufr PRf Heroic Bakistan dhaaga and even they are dis-cussing thij.

Hiyar is Plan of Yindian rmy which NSN kraspondent received following same order.

Thij plan is called ghaznawa-e-behind, i soch even kufr yindian copied our names !

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1695/ghaznawaebehind.jpg

Yours bin shuddering secretly.
NSN

Ajay, do some basic ground work on ur map before working on it. Its a paki version of their country which includes POK.
it would be great if u can work it out to exclude the POK from the map and post ur khayali pulav once again

Atri · Postby **Atri** » 25 Jun 2009 20:29

^^^

Bilkul Durust... PoK is India....

AjayKK · Postby **AjayKK** » 25 Jun 2009 21:17

ALLAHUABAR! Fitna! Such ignorens! Haraam haraam haraam...

Once upon a time Al baqr Archanullah said, only beebul with Benis madrassa knawlidj and pingrezi can samajh this dhaaga, not inglish ispeaking. If only Nayakudin with his RPG would be guarding the place on his camel, such din would not come.

Knawlidj of thij dhaaga is prepared by deep introe-espection from older times when Rahimgudu waj chanecllor and later by ayatulla N^3 after travelling far and deep through the heights of gobi deserts to the depths of shomali plain on his carbet.

Latel, Shreeman and Vamanullh brebared Shreevaman Nooj Service which pecame SNS later NSN. Later due to mehnat of hundreds of unnamed and 72 mullas , Bakistan has risen to glory. If todin any of these mullas would have been hiyar they would explain it in pingreji.
I am at a loss of words.

You talk of Kajmir, hain ? Bakistan is present in whole duniya, In banglorabad, to al Noo Yorki.
You farget Vamanullas famous Ping Shoo hee analyshish hain ?
Heard of Taraana-e-milliprained ?

cheen o Arab hamaraa saara jahaan hamaara
paki hain jo; watan hai saara jahaaN hamaara.

Jinna ki amaanat musharaf meiN hai hamaarey
aasaaN naheeN nikalna yeh nishaaN hamaara

Duniya neh bahut nakaara, phir bhi pesh hai katora hamara.
katore key saaye meiN hum, pal kar jawaaN huwey haiN
Bandook sar par rakh kar bhik maangna, qawmi nishaaN hamaara

duniya ne bahut kaha : bas kar o paki yeh drama tumhara
par hamaari ragon mein hain khoon yeh pakistaniyat ka saara

allah ke naam pe de de , warna khoon bahayenge tumhara tumhara..
paki hain jo; watan hai saara jahaaN hamaara

Sujh ignorence...YALLAH

derkonig · Postby **derkonig** » 25 Jun 2009 21:36

^^^^^
AoA,
thij needs to pee bakstan nashunal anthem...

Anujan · Postby **Anujan** » 25 Jun 2009 22:01

rajsunder wrote:Ajay, do some basic ground work on ur map before working on it. Its a paki version of their country which includes POK. it would be great if u can work it out to exclude the POK from the map and post ur khayali pulav once again

Haraam ! Haraam !
What do you mean something wraang with Pakistan-occupied-cashmere ? All cashmere birathers occupy pakistan atleast twije a day. In fact, khayali pulav makes them occuby pakistan all day. Even the Kuffar YYY dont deny this.

archan · Postby **archan** » 25 Jun 2009 22:33

Lahaul bila quvvat,
I yam bhery sorry mujahids. It ij pecause of govarmand-e-PeArEff fa(r)twa that I have to let kaffir ishtoodents take tours oph LMU once in a while. Bhen they see the higher knawllij of the momeen, they kannot understand onlee. Bliss to forgive the ingnor-ant and may ATM give them the truly exblosive en-lightenment one din.

Rahul M · Postby **Rahul M** » 25 Jun 2009 22:50

raj is under (what?) wrote:Ajay, do some basic ground work on ur map before working on it. Its a paki version of their country which includes POK.

aff coarse it is the halaal version of cashmere, evrybun knows that bakistan is incomplete bithout cashmere, like abdul bithout ayesha, like dilbulla bithout hizz visa-motorhams, like bakistan bithout bhat is dropped in it (in the morning).

do jou exbect us to put up the haraam bichars of bakistan put out by dirty kufrs ?? :evil:

may jou be trampled by hairy camels under the sun ! :evil:

it would be great if u can work it out to exclude the POK from the map and post ur khayali pulav once again

fatwa ! stribes I say !

-Rah Ul bin Fuming !

Samay · Postby **Samay** » 25 Jun 2009 23:39

Dilbu wrote:
a car af one donkey bower , loading two pigs,
bhat ij so amajing about it,?

Did joo naat see that the djinn is flying, hain? LMU ishtaandars are cuming down faster than one can say 'jeehard'.

Thanks dilbullah that ju resbonded, it came aj a rumar that dilbullah waj combromised by bredator, blij reed bosts above.
AoA ..........

Samay · Postby **Samay** » 25 Jun 2009 23:43

derkonig wrote:^^^^^
AoA,
thij needs to pee bakstan nashunal anthem...

needs to be added to acronyms dhaga as baki national anthem

Atri · Postby **Atri** » 25 Jun 2009 23:46

Anujan wrote:Haraam ! Haraam !
What do you mean something wraang with Pakistan-occupied-cashmere ? All cashmere birathers occupy pakistan atleast twije a day. In fact, khayali pulav makes them occuby pakistan all day. Even the Kuffar YYY dont deny this.

I agree with senior maulanas....

here is my tribute

Nanha Moojahid with lactating Khushpoo..

So young, yet so prave and virile... AoA...

and hiyaar is Lalmullah Praffessar broudly singing baki nashunal antham...

negi · Postby **negi** » 25 Jun 2009 23:51

Anothel led lettel day for uj Mujahids; oul tallel than moutain fiends habh panned kuffr takniki 'GOOGLE' aj it waj aj part of western conspiracy spleading 'BORN'. :shock:

China blocks Google, accuses it of spreading Poln

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