Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 04 Jul 2009 14:02

vaman wrote:

Is there life after democracy?

Cant read anymore, bliss follow link iph interested

Arundhati roy is true momeen e bak.
Give biss a chance, send arundhati to bakistan.
.

Meanwhile forty one became " fahadullah..fahadullah.... ....fahadullah??? " in ultra tight fidayeen airbus, hain ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jul 2009 14:12

Teesta
Arundati
Laloo
InderKumar Gujral
Bhatt
Azmi/Agnivesh
Nayar

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jul 2009 16:17

Bakstani CFI( Crim-e-scene For-e-skin Investigators) engaging in community fingerprinting. Chief Investigatoor, Charasuddin Laundebaaz Khan blamed the lack of water for water hose purification of the crime scene on the Hindus in India who deny them Pakus river water, Siachen glacier and Yamuna river next to Lal qila
Bliss also note Big Pig in the middle asking the last but one Pig on the right to perform missile test

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 04 Jul 2009 16:22

AjayKK wrote: " fahadullah..fahadullah.... ....fahadullah??? " in ultra tight fidayeen airbus, hain ?

that was only part of the entire episode that restored my faith in duniya's rakhwala.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 04 Jul 2009 16:42

^^^ AoA to that.

Meanwhile,

Samaraweera treasures "very lucky" gift from Bakistan.

Bakistan is truly the gifted nation of duniya, put Samaraweera , the dim-mi kafir ij truly lucky that hij "very lucky" gift from Bakistan did not send him to jannat.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 04 Jul 2009 17:31

Yoo ess eej very pyari with Afghanis

Yoo ess eej much more pyari with Bakistanis
Bakistani Faujis bractij Combat Downhill Racing

Afghani Jarnail Reviews March-Bast Pie US Fauj
US-Fauj / Talban Bhai-Bhai

Bakistan Fauj on Downhill Skiing Trip in Afghanistan

Rocket-Bowered Bickup Truck, Bakistan Fauj

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 04 Jul 2009 17:41

Bakistani Fauj Tests Underground Nyooculear Webbuns

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 04 Jul 2009 18:02

Lal Mullah Univerjity Dept. of NyooKlear Detergent Pissiks.
Elizabeth Cross, awarded to families of British soldiers killed in action

Hilal-e-Bakistan, highest honor phor pravery and de-pravity in Bakistan Fauj

LMU Deans Meeting

LMU Department Chairs Stand in Line at Bee-Bee-Blaij

Bakistan Fauj Jarnails Vijiting Kabul

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 04 Jul 2009 18:52

That waj one dastan e-bakistan.

narayanan wrote:
Hilal-e-Bakistan, highest honor phor pravery and de-pravity in Bakistan Fauj

Thij is the rejult of wearing that "Shahadat ij gol gol" t shirt

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Ij Capee halal in Bakistan ? And ij sharam type character halal in bakistan??

Or ij thij next target after MuckDonalds ?

Aljo, Liudin's trip continues in Bakistan.

"People in Pakistan are very friendly.

My earlier photographer kept my camera as a token of Pakistaniyat

I had to give another camera to some one else

This is author in front of parking area of AQKhan bus-lab.

As soon as photographer clicked click, there was a big flash and a boom.

The bus-lab was nowhere to be seen.

Miracles are very common in Pakistan, just like China

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jul 2009 19:36

AOA Mullah Gobi Manchuriyan

Bliss post 1 link per post
Your post count will go oopar
Your sense of humour will go niche
and you will meet all criteria for becoming nava mod-e-rator

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jul 2009 19:51

Translated from Phoonk Sundari blog

Pakistan peaceful country!
Pakistani people shake hands with great force quite unlike impoverished Indians
Sometimes force too much and sometime break left hand of chinese

Pakistan people love China,
Chinese people not allowed to walk, they are carried on stretcher and then loaded onto White vehicle with red light, making siren noise
White Van very efficient
Pakistan people shout religious slogans while firing AK phortyseven in celebration
Sometime too much celebration very bad, sometimes can injure people, so celebration banned in China
Celebration must also be banned in Pakistan, our great readel will convey message

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 04 Jul 2009 20:36

Bakistani beebals are very simbal and take what they read (in the Ho Ko) very litter-ally.

When they see "bus" they make sure it is "bus". "finis" in kufr Latin.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Jul 2009 23:07

vaman wrote:Teesta
Nayar

Sau Harami maare to ek Paki hua, sau Paki maare to Pakjbani hua oorr sau Pakibani maare to ek Talibani hua .
Now which Kaffir has done this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWL7uGg ... re=related

atma · Post by **atma** » 05 Jul 2009 00:18

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/165 ... 04.article

WASILLA, Alaska -- Even for a nonconformist, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has defied political logic with her sudden, stunning announcement to leave office more than a year early.

Aare Ulloo, what dephi logic? Onlee to be with her troo Mard! Hain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACypohHsYts

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 05 Jul 2009 01:43

Diyar Mian At-Mohterma:

Bliss to note that PALIN . ne. PAKIN. Understandable conphyooshun. I am hiyaring that theyar is no such in the rumor that Gov. Palin is going on a hike on the Appalachian Trail with Gov. Mark "D1ck" Sanford.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 05 Jul 2009 06:29

Bhat eej this? It eej like LMU fighting with Binori madarssa

Nine Lashkar men, three militants killed in Mohmand

GHALANAI: Nine members of a tribal volunteer force (lashkar) and three militants were killed during a clash in Mohmand Agency on Saturday.

According to officials, a group of armed militants attacked members of the Qaumi Lashkar in Pamp Pokha area of Ambar tehsil late on Friday night when they were returning to their base.

Lashkar sources said that militants had captured three tribesmen and taken them away. They said militants might have fled to Bajaur. Five militants were injured in the fighting.

‘We have asked the Mohmand administration to take up the matter with the Bajaur administration to block the infiltration of miscreants into the region,’ they said.

‘Militants from Bajaur often cross into Mohmand for attacks.’

Lashkar volunteers demolished dozens of houses of militants and captured several suspects in Shati Maina, Adam Kor and Omarkhel areas of Ambar tehsil on Saturday.

They also claimed to have controlled a number of strategic villages and destroyed several militant hideouts.

Sources said that the Qaumi Lashkar, led by Chandi Khan and Sadat Khan, had over 1,500 volunteers and their number was rising.

Soon after the Taliban attack, a jirga of 200 elders and volunteers held a meeting with Mohmand political agent Amjad Ali Khan.

They urged the government to set up security checkposts in Shati Kandao, Danish Kool Khward and Sar Lara Sar areas.

The political agent announced a compensation of Rs100,000 for families of each of the lashkar fighters killed in the clash with militants.

He claimed that security forces had arrested Taliban commander Fazal Hadi outside the Nadra office in Ghalanai and 36 suspects in Khwaizai and Bazai areas. He said that Alingar area had been cleared of militants.

Mr Amjad said that about 2,000 militants were still in Mohmand. About 600 of them have surrendered to the political administration and 300 have been killed during operations in different areas of the region.

A large number of militants had fled the area because of the action by security forces, he added. He said that most of the militant hideouts had been destroyed.

Syed Zahid Jan in Upper Dir adds: Clashes between a tribal lashkar and militants erupted again on Saturday in Doog Darra area of Upper Dir after a two-day break.

According sources, about 40 to 50 militants attacked the lashkar’s positions in Tutam Khwar area in the village of Badarkanai.

Lashkar fighters repulsed the attack and killed one foreign militant and injured another.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 05 Jul 2009 14:51

AoA

biradhers, phinally be gaat it, Halaal Browser..

http://blog.dawn.com:91/dblog/2009/07/04/halal-online/

Kuspoo, Ayeshaa etc etc all prejented in Halaal mode...

James B · Post by **James B** » 05 Jul 2009 16:55

Bliss to see bhat our baki jernail doing (sharam sharam ).

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Jul 2009 17:18

raghunath wrote:Bliss to see bhat our baki jernail doing (sharam sharam ).

Geela kar diya. Now duspercenti bill habe to sale the couch at a dishcount. It ij tainted. No peerafit here.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 05 Jul 2009 17:26

^^^
Bliss to notis jernail's danda on the tabil, jest in case jernail haj to gibhe stribes to 10%i or geelanahi.....

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Jul 2009 17:32

derkonig wrote:^^^
Bliss to notis jernail's danda on the tabil, jest in case jernail haj to gibhe stribes to 10%i or geelanahi.....

And, hij open wallet on Center Table.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 05 Jul 2009 17:53

[quote="raghunath"]Bliss to see bhat our baki jernail doing (sharam sharam ).

bhat else do u egspect on a casting couch, I poouch

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Jul 2009 18:09

Arunkumar wrote:
raghunath wrote:Bliss to see bhat our baki jernail doing (sharam sharam ).

bhat else do u egspect on a casting couch, I poouch

Well! The jernail is a true pee-leaver.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 05 Jul 2009 18:12

^^^

did u mean pea lever...2 peas and one lever.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 05 Jul 2009 18:35

Bliss aljo to note that while the Jurnail & Geela-ni have 1 bowl each in frunt aaf them, 10%i haj 4 bowls in frunt aaf him. Why so i pooch??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Jul 2009 20:29

Pak Higher Soosai Secondary school Analytical Madrassa Maths question

Ashfaq and Yusaf had one lota each, Ashfaq and Yusaf went to Cheen and Al Saud respectively to fill their lotas with bheekh. Asif, who was elder than both had 4 lotas, he went to Grait Satanistan, Pakistan Occupied Londonistan, Germaryanistan and Turkey.

Yusaf retarned Khali haath but with promises of free gas in 2090
Ashfaq retarned khali haath hilaying his danda but with promises of a place for a paki cosmonaut to be taken on board for the 1st manned mission to the sun
Asif filled his lotas and never came back

Answer the following questions

From the above scenarion prove that
1 danda in haath is better than houri in jannath
2 2 full lotas is = 10% of 4 lotas

Essay question
Did the lotas, grin of Asif, danda of Ashfaq prevent the prime molestor from leching at the ugly tasveer of Bebe?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 05 Jul 2009 20:44

^^^ Bhwat a diffi-cult quejjion i say

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 05 Jul 2009 23:28

AllahoAkbar! I yam retarning phrom bilgrimage to MilPhorum badlands, wheyar I was victim oph soosai bum that blew me cliyar into HICCUP Forum as the dhaga wheyar I was laying IED mubaraks was split into 2 pie the Jarnails.

Put bliss read this!

British Islamic group plans coup in Pakistan: report

Londonabad: An Islamic militant group based in Britain plans to overthrow the Pakistani government, a British media report said on Sunday.

Followers of the fundamentalist group Hizb ut-Tahrir have called for a "bloodless military coup" in Islamabad and the creation of a caliphate in which strict Islamic laws would be rigorously enforced, The Sunday Times reported.

The group is believed to have been set up in Pakistan in the early 1990s by Imtiaz Malik, a British-born Pakistani who may still be secretly operating as its leader in the country.

Members of the group, which is banned in Pakistan and calls itself the Liberation party in Britain, said last week that it planned to make Pakistan a base to spread Islamic rule across the world.

"Pakistan was neglected and ignored until it had a nuclear bomb and then the global leaders realised it would be a good strategic base for the caliphate," said Maajid Nawaz, one of the organisation's pioneers in Pakistan, who has since renounced the group.

Nawaz claimed at least 10 British activists were planted in each of Pakistan's main cities. "The traffic has been increasing ever since and people are always going back and forth (to the UK)," he added.

The newspaper also obtained the names of a dozen British Hizb ut-Tahrir activists based in Lahore and Karachi, or who move regularly between Britain and Pakistan.

Tayyib Muqeem, an English teacher from Stoke-on-Trent, said he moved to Lahore to persuade Pakistanis to join the movement.

He said the organisation's aim was to subject Muslim and western countries to Islamic rule under sharia law - "by force" if necessary. In a caliphate, "every woman would have to cover up", adultery would be punished by stoning to death and thieves' hands would be chopped off, he said.

Muqeem said Islamic rule would be spread through "indoctrination" and by "military means" if non-Muslim countries refused to bow to it and "waging war" would be part of the caliphate's foreign policy. One of the strategy of the group in Pakistan is to influence military officers, he said.

Shahzad Sheikh, a Pakistani recruit and the group's official spokesman in Karachi, said that the group plans to persuade the army to instigate a "bloodless coup" against the present government which he described as "worse than the Taliban".

"It is the military who hold the power (in Pakistan) and we are asking them to give their allegiance to Hizb ut-Tahrir," he said. "I can't explain to you in detail how we are trying to influence the military... We never disclose our methodology of change. You may say it is a coup."

Four army officers were arrested in 2003 in Pakistan on suspicion of being linked to extremist groups. A Hizb ut-Tahrir insider claimed that they were recruited by the organisation's "Pakistan team" while training at Sandhurst.

Ignorant Kuffars! This is cliyarly cobied phrom wepsite called "Khilafat phor Bakistan" pie Al Muhajirroun.

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 05 Jul 2009 23:42

Sorry for the crude image, i dont' have ps currently.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Jul 2009 01:18

Mian Saggudin al PeeAssee

What duz kushboo lack dhat she kannot share the kumpany of pee-leaver beeratehrs .

KarthikSan · Post by **KarthikSan** » 06 Jul 2009 02:16

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Jul 2009 08:44

^^^^^

Why do TFTA mards dress like SDRE Dileepulla-e-Nukkadee @ 1:18

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Jul 2009 09:46

Hello Kaffir logs/loggers , eat you hart oot . Aphtwer da kunquest of various kinds of Kushboo tribe , now kome the gratesht. beshtesht noose

Halal Browsing, Google,Koogle and ubkoming Moogle, Gurranted to berify the sunnat of ebery browser.

The Jews have beaten the more pious Muslims to it again. A new ‘kosher’ search engine called Koogle has been launched for orthodox Jews living in Israel, which will allow them to surf cyberspace without ever encountering unbecoming images or faith wavering text and keep the dangers of subversion and temptation at bay. Koogle will follow the religious standards set by the rabbis and is aimed at helping orthodox Jews stay on the stipulated path.

Apparently a jibe at Google, Koogle will filter out forbidden material and provide its consumers kosher bits and pieces from the net. This provides an impetus to our more religious-minded Muslim brothers to come up with a halal search engine or perhaps something even better: a halal browser. The halal browser could scan the web and act all big brotherly for the benefit of its devout and virtuous users.

Ideally, the halal browser will check out the halal quotient of the content in cyberspace. The browser could also label web content according to different levels of halalness. The varying degrees of halalness could range from barely halal to standard halal and extra or strictly halal and everything in between.
http://blog.dawn.com:91/dblog/2009/07/04/halal-online/

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 06 Jul 2009 11:20

Prem wrote: http://blog.dawn.com:91/dblog/2009/07/04/halal-online/

Mullah Pre-mullah, the link ij nat halaal it seemj.. It gives aal sarts aaf kuffar errors!

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Jul 2009 13:26

Mullah Pre-mullah's link ij vijible after ujing tora bora tannil.
Mis phortunately, most Bakistani did not understand that author Tazeen Javed ij making fun of Halal. Biss be on her.

Meanbhile,

Foreign agents arrested in Jacobabad.

Pakistan gets drone technology, puts into use immediately

Finally, "priceless" bakistaniyat on dijplay

Doej it mean that "India goin home" made ticket price less and less and baki got one ticket in his lota for phukat only ?

and another

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7263/31744030.jpg

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Jul 2009 22:12

Bakistani kirkiter Yousuf goes into phaborite halal GUBO bosition

And ij seen in bain after GUBO brocedure

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Jul 2009 23:12

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jul 2009 00:36

Diyar Mullahs,

The lack oph understanding of the shararat law among the naya nanha mujahids greatly bothers me.

I dekho this art-e-cle in kuffar washingtonbost Fliends peautify Xinjiang and bring shararat to the bious. All the kamments to those art-e-cles are anti-fliends and pro Uighur. Even some bious birathers in bakistan are saying anti-fliends pro Uighur statements, and questioning why the media ij not reborting this neuj.

I am very very pareshaan. How can what the fliends did be haraam ? What the fliends did and will ever do is very very halaal. All the nanha mujahids are comblaining becauje of a lack of understanding oph the nuances of the situ-e-tion. Aphter all,

1. We dont know if the Uighur are bious, but we do know that our fliends are bious (we have verified this 400%)

2. The fliends are said to have ujed "sticks and stones". So they are bringing shararat to Xinjiang. How can that be haraam ?

and the biggest reajon why the fliends are always right is that

3. If we take the side of Uighurs, the fliends will stop giving us baksheesh. That automatically makes whatever the fliends do, very very halaal.

Without understanding these nuances in shararat law, the nanha mujahids are quick to take the side of the ummah. Bliss to read the last page last line of the pook that says

"Bious are 100% right, kuffars are 100% wrong. Kuffar-e-GUBO-doer and Kuffar-e-Baksheesh-giver are 400% right".

I have one message to these naya mujahids who dont seem to know which side butter goes in and which side GUPO is done. Bliss to stop comblaining about the fliends and if you want to prove you are bious, bliss to give IED mubarak to some Uighurs, capture some of them and hand them over for baksheesh, or call Uighurs as YYY kuffar agints or atleast keep quiet ! Now go back inside your cave and bliss to express outrage supporting the ummah brothers in some other country*

*Apart from China, bliss to avoid expressing outrage and statement of support to bious brothers in Saudi Arabia, Jordan, UAE, FATA and NWFP. They are all Kuffar Agints.

**Urgent message to Mullahs. Urgent fatwa needed ! Bliss to ijjue fatwa supporting fliends.
**Urgent message to Jernails. Bliss to catch more Uighurs and imbrove bakistani economy.
**Urgent message to dus perjenti and lota boliticians. Bliss to amend constitution and add Uighurs to all lists Ahmedis are added to.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Jul 2009 01:00

Diyar learned Mullah Anujandullah e Nabi bin Yellow Charbistani

I have difficult pooch, even more difficult pooch than the unanswered pooch whether Bakri came first or bakri ka anda

My fourth wipe of the left haath, Mehrunissa bibi Uighuristani's four fathers and three cousins are form uighuristan, three of her fathers look short yellow and TA while one looks TFTA but then he doesnt speak Uighuristani, after our nikah all her cousins and cousin in laws, cousin out laws and cousins in between in laws were arrested by fliends in brown uniforms with red flags for celebratory Phyrring in the air that broke public peace and killed a few pigeons
The chini bolis let me go bekose of my hara bassport, I left with my wipe for honey-chaand at tora bora, after our honey-chaand Mehrunissa's pehaviour changed, she now says that tarrel than pahad and gehra than samandar dost are kufr and she spends all din watching movies about soosai and reading pooks about IED muparak, I am confused, should I talaq her and marry my neighbour's fourth wife who has jast retarned from Londonistan?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 07 Jul 2009 01:11

It sheems that the chinks alrady know bhere to disbose their rusty bullets, -own bublic