Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jul 2009 01:40

I haab one pooch phrom lurnard Maulanas of phamous Madiraaa Al Lamohanulla Arabi
Bhat iz the dipherence between Mama Mia and Paki Mian?
Both waant kuffar to let go .

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 07 Jul 2009 01:49

Prem wrote:I haab one pooch phrom lurnard Maulanas of phamous Madiraaa Al Lamohanulla Arabi
Bhat iz the dipherence between Mama Mia and Paki Mian?
Both waant kuffar to let go .

aldough zhe question waj nat to anzered by me but I habe bun ansjer, that ij the diphrance ij that mama mia haj nat goat lawhore bhile paki mian haj a habit to biss in its air bith eating chikan tandoori every night

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 07 Jul 2009 02:06

Diyar Editars:

I am having pooch.
This week's "Khabar" says that

A Bakistani ishtore owner in Dera New York disarmed a would-be robber, gave him $40 and a loaf of bread, converted him to Islam and named him Nawaz Sharif Zardari in honor of his profession, and also gave him a nice well-padded vest, a backPak and a cellphone.

I am thinking this eej very halal, put why give loaf oph bread? Isn't there blenty oph tandoor-e-shaheed and sheesh kasab in Houristan?

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 07 Jul 2009 02:19

AjayKK wrote:
vaman wrote:

Is there life after democracy?

Cant read anymore, bliss follow link iph interested

After (painfully) reading the complete article, I am convinced that -

she is my ayesha in past life...

Peace be upon me...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jul 2009 02:38

vaman wrote:Diyar learned Mullah Anujandullah e Nabi bin Yellow Charbistani

I have difficult pooch, even more difficult pooch than the unanswered pooch whether Bakri came first or bakri ka anda

Diyar Vamanullah-bin-sawalpoochi

You can always refer to the guidance of several learned maulanas in domestic aphairs such as these.

Phirst bliss to explain. Phor example, a billi-wallah called Li-uddin (like the dhoodh-wallahs in the MIL phorum, I have a wallah who supplies me with billi instead of dhoodh and anjwers secert sawaals. His dukaan had a advertijement in Nukkad dhaaga rejently), who traveled extenjively through Xinjiang, said everybody was bissful, everything is nice and phriendly. All the milk there is tasty, toys there is safe and beepuls who sneeze there have nothing but common cold. Bliss to tell that to Mehrunissa bibi Uighuristani phirst. Aljo bliss to explain to her, nuances of GUPO, Baksheesh, Bakistani honor and which side of bakistani beard is buttered (I ajjume, being bious you have a long beard). She might get re-educated and stop reading soosai pooks.

If that doejnt work, bliss to ijjue gentle warning to Mehrunissa bibi Uighuristani ujing your left haath. If that ij ignored, bliss to uje a danda (like the one used by jernail ashphuck on dus perjenti) on her musharraf. If that ij ignored too, bliss to ijjue kanadian vija and give her a AK-mubarak. That should show her !

Bliss to remember, there is no greater honor than showing our mardangi on wimmens.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 07 Jul 2009 18:02

Maulanas, Apduls, khuspoos yand Ayeshas ..... Mango mausam ij hiyar... it ij celebray-shun waqt.

So get ready phar IED muparaks

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 07 Jul 2009 19:09

Great khabar! Demonstrashun Bhy Bakistan eej the Greatest Krikit Team - NEVER walk out of a match with Bakistan blaying, until the last pall has been caught.

During a collapse of Pakistani proportions, the incredible Galle Test took a complete U-turn ..... Pakistan started the day needing 97 with eight wickets in hand after Salman Butt and first-innings centurion Mohammad Yousuf had looked good negotiating the last half hour yesterday. But Thilan Thushara and Rangana Herath bowled exceptional spells of varied left-arm bowling to help Sri Lanka take the last eight wickets for just 46.

(Note: they had no trouble at all with Ajanta Mendis or Muttiah Muralitharan..)

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 07 Jul 2009 19:45

^^^
Bhaat theej ungratephul coopher sri lankans, aphter all that we hap done phor them. The senior Eye Ass Eye mai baap had said to make it game-set-match in the wonderphool test match outside Gaddafi istadium, but the abduls made it , game-set onlee out oph reham.

Look look haw the kufr repays Bakistan's magninimity ! Nexht time I will ask the abduls to ram an RPG right at the musharraf of Thilan Thushara and Rangana Herath iph we can get our hands on them.

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 07 Jul 2009 19:48

vaman wrote:...she spends all din watching movies about soosai and reading pooks about IED muparak, I am confused, should I talaq her and marry my neighbour's fourth wife who has jast retarned from Londonistan?

Deiyar Maulanar,
Hap ju considered kidnapping and making her a slave and a pojession oph jour right hand? That way ju can keep jour present wipe and englis-taan retruned houri phor jour personal uje.

Plij to naat worry apout any pirablem with kidnapping or anyting more gross, honorable jirga is with ju. we hap 400 witnesses who will side py jour actuns, aj any one who kidnaps wimmens ij the shining istaar oph Bakistaan.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 07 Jul 2009 20:08

My investigashun is re-veiling many cliyar instances oph unphairnej.

The umpires are looking to change the ball now. They've called for drinks. Pakistan are set for a successful run-chase with the openers already having added 36. Mendis will continue

11.1 Mendis to Khurram Manzoor, OUT, first breakthrough!
..
12.1 Mathews to Younis Khan, OUT, came back in to rap him on the pads. ..was struck in line just under the knee-roll and Harper gave it out. Younis was shaking his head as he left, probably thinking it was a little too high, but replays indicated it was a very close call. The umpire didn't have any doubt though, and gave it immediately once the appeal was made

Very unphair! In LaHore NO True Peelievar would have given another True Peelievar LPW when a kuffar is powling. This eej HARAAM!

The umpires have offered the light, and the batsmen have accepted it. They are trudging off leaving their team in a position of control here. Just 97 more needed with eight wickets left

To looj phrom theyar, eej MATCH-FIXING!

71 for 2...
Shoaib Malik c †Dilshan b Thushara 0
72 for 5..

Umar Gul b Mendis 9.
95 for 8.
The camera just panned to Shoaib Malik who's reading Fun-day.

"An interesting coincidence I noticed is that Pakistan had a lead of 50 runs after the 1st innings, but lost by the same margin at the end!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jul 2009 22:33

p_saggu wrote:. we hap 400 witnesses who will side py jour actuns, aj any one who kidnaps wimmens ij the shining istaar oph Bakistaan.

theyar eej only one cav-e-at. As per standing fatwah #235(b) [amended 1293 AH] and as per Jirga versus Qudasar Sheikh, Al Pakistaniyat Jurisdiction] the houri has to be peshed to the jirga in the cave for verification and validation as right haath ka maal. For this parpase, the houri is normally required to demonstrate haath kamal on 4 members of the jirga, but given that there is fear-e-predator around, we can abridge it to only one learned and respected prafesar who is already in cave. He can dispense all required supplementary fatwahs and issue the relevant documentation.

just a thought?

negi · Post by **negi** » 07 Jul 2009 23:12

^ Yess aj it ij accolding to ummah "Hit youl wife iph she doejn't know she bill know"

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Jul 2009 23:42

Lalmohan wrote:
theyar eej only one cav-e-at. As per standing fatwah #235(b) [amended 1293 AH] and as per Jirga versus Qudasar Sheikh, Al Pakistaniyat Jurisdiction] the houri has to be peshed to the jirga in the cave for verification and validation as right haath ka maal. For this parpase, the houri is normally required to demonstrate haath kamal on 4 members of the jirga, but given that there is fear-e-predator around, we can abridge it to only one learned and respected prafesar who is already in cave. He can dispense all required supplementary fatwahs and issue the relevant documentation.

just a thought?

Pismillah you rapid mullah

Do you realise that you are talking of my waif here and not international tawaif like Pakistan is to the duniya? you want haath kamaal? my waif will be armed with Khanjar and you will be left with no maal and spend the rest of your life maalishing a plastic replica of minar e Bakistan

James B · Post by **James B** » 07 Jul 2009 23:42

Raayal sawari in Bakistan

Who ij bolice, who ij chor?? I'm kaanphused.

Romaans bith Khuspoo in waater.

Ij this the baamboo ka danda that ij ujed in GUBO brocedure, I pooch.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 08 Jul 2009 00:18

we can ask nanha mujahids or Junior Mullahs for Haath-Kamaal test.. Aphterall, nanha Mujahids and junior mullahs are innocent...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Jul 2009 01:24

Diyar IED-atar

There is a huge discrimination petween our mullahs and Kuffar wejtern mullahs. Our mullahs are descriped as though they are packward and illiterate when compared to wejtern mullahs and then the wejtern mullahs steal the ideas oph our mullahs and pass it off as their own. Phor example, The kuffar wejtern medias ridicule when our esteemed mullahs ijjue fatwas, but then quietly listen when their mullahs educated in madrassa-e-harvard or madrassa-e-oxford steal the fatwas and ijjue it as their own.

Take phor examble, our LMU vijiting see-near mullah, Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali al sydney who made a scientific statement that "Wimmens are uncovered meat" and bious lepaneese cats which were attracted to uncovered meat and gave it a kanadian vija were unjustly given 65 years in Jail by a judge. The only way of preventing thij is to cover the meat in shuttlecock burkha and lock it in a room. Then the whole wejtern media goes off in criticism. Calls him packward and illiterate.

But now two mullahs in londonistan stole al-Hilali's fatwa and passed off as their own ideas. They say "Uncovered meat invites Kanadian vija" and whole wejtern media goes off in appreciation. I am suar the mullahs-e-londonistan will be awarded nopel prize soon.

I am hopeful that as time goes py, the wejtern kuffars will realize our centuries old wisdom and appreciate the medical penefits of piss-e-camel, the benefits of combletely drowning a fly, wearing the right shoe phirst and the djinns who power the sun. Bliss to also kaapee-right all the fatwas ijjued in LMU so that the kuffars dont steal it.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jul 2009 01:39

Brokeback (taller and Fairer thanTFT) mountain

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jul 2009 01:42

The origin of Swine Flew traced back to China

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jul 2009 01:47

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jul 2009 01:59

LMU WAKs Wives and Khusboos

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Jul 2009 02:11

^^^ diyar vamanullah
prime ejjample oph haat kamal hiyar... whyphor you abjectings? houri in 2nd row looks very khush, reminds me of nila bicchar in junior madrassah years

sharam sharam!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jul 2009 02:19

narayanan wrote:The camera just panned to Shoaib Malik who's reading Fun-day.

Diyar Na-rahe-Ullah,

I yam pleajed that ju notished Shoaib bhai reading the manual opf "fundamentals oph kirkit" titled "Funday" (shart far "fundmentals"). Now, he ij shure to play kirkit better. His aankhey habe opened up.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 08 Jul 2009 04:50

pgbhat wrote: So get ready phar IED muparaks
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04D ... E/610x.jpg

Xinhua Report: New market for Pakistani Defibrillators in Xinjiang

raghunath wrote: http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1618/0 ... d14056.jpg

Fatwa against Az-Ain-nine circumcisions citing "erosion of pubic values"

raghunath wrote: http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6809/3 ... 05cef5.jpg

Halal way to cover rear wheels in public

raghunath wrote: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6971 ... a7b388.jpg

The Pakistani spa: effluent canal, loofah abdul and a gassy goat for froth jet

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 08 Jul 2009 08:17

hnair wrote:pgbhat wrote:
So get ready phar IED muparaks
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04D ... E/610x.jpg

Why ij abdul holding the two bijli ka meter cloje to hij bosom like it ij the bosom of wimmens? Ij he eggjbressing some hidden dejires? Heiyar in kufr yindoostaan they hap only now allowed bhaat all maulanars and apduls oph baakisthan were bractijing all along.

vaman wrote:http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07u ... Y/610x.jpg

Bhaat happened heiyar? Too much GUBO or Kuri da grahan phor the bery phirst time? Pismillah, haw halal and Bious.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 08 Jul 2009 09:47

p_saggu wrote: Bhaat happened heiyar? Too much GUBO or Kuri da grahan phor the bery phirst time? Pismillah, haw halal and Bious.

It ij dilbullah bassing our aphter too much stambing oph kanada vija.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jul 2009 09:52

Kanadian viza is shtampted berry berry softly to aboid the harm, dhiz look like a bure izlamic viza bractice .

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 08 Jul 2009 10:14

Ij it bossible that instead oph Kanadian vija, Pakistan vija waj issued?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 08 Jul 2009 10:41

p_saggu wrote:Ij it bossible that instead oph Kanadian vija, Pakistan vija waj issued?

De-finitiley naat !! Bakistani Vija ij ijjued rear side, naat on Bojjom !!

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Jul 2009 18:21

Anujan wrote:Diyar IED-atar

There is a huge discrimination petween our mullahs and Kuffar wejtern mullahs. Our mullahs are descriped as though they are packward and illiterate when compared to wejtern mullahs

Diyar An-ur-Jandullah,
I have peen cont-e-mblating the reajons phor this discr-e-mination in my goatshed todin. It occured to me that the reajon ij the phollowing:
Our bious Bakistani mullahs are alwayj in the halal GUBO bosition when they meet phoren beoble or journ-e-lists. That ij, head down on the floor and musharraf invitingly up. So some of the kaffirs confuse which one ij the head and which one ij the tail. SO they call our mullahs packward.
Quaid-E-Duh.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 08 Jul 2009 22:22

Diyar jirga, bliss to comment on David MiiliPakibandit

http://www.app.com.pk/photo/photo_lib/0 ... a04ad6.jpg

And hiyar ??

http://www.daylife.com/photo/04MBcOi0dP9ki?q=pakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jul 2009 22:59

AjayKK wrote:Diyar jirga, bliss to comment on David MiiliPakibandit

http://www.app.com.pk/photo/photo_lib/0 ... a04ad6.jpg

Mian Aajaay Khulam Kuhhlah
Dhey arr whispering to eech other
Hum tum ik kamre me band ho , ooor Chabhi kho jayee

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 08 Jul 2009 23:21

eric-e-maro-golis must be jealous, AoA.
piradhers, bhy phor no bojitive neuj dhaaga for tarrel fleinds, hain?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jul 2009 01:58

derkonig wrote:eric-e-maro-golis must be jealous, AoA.
piradhers, bhy phor no bojitive neuj dhaaga for tarrel fleinds, hain?

Diyar Derkoningullah

There is no need for a dhaaga for bojitiv neuj for tarrel fleinds. Their guvrmand has an entire agency to spread bojitive neuj everywhere. Billi-walla Li-uddin and musafir phoonk sundari are the pee aar eff station reborters.

In other neuj. Here is lal-prafessar picking up pretty young things with his amreeki gaadi.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 09 Jul 2009 02:03

^^^^^^^^

HATARI! Bakistan Ishtyle.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jul 2009 02:06

Diyar Rebortar e Khaas

Is that Bakistani astro-nautanki Neil Arm-mazbooth on the surface of the Chand?
Pekose, Lunar sitaras pahiya are naat moving, astro-nautanki e Inzimam driving lunar sitara from back seat, no gravity acting pekose Inzimam not falling out and sitara not turning over

Now if Bakri already on Chand then some arab must have reached there before Pakistani

archan · Post by **archan** » 09 Jul 2009 02:18

I wonder bhat would habben if the handle in his right hand (halal hand) were to preak. Will:
a) the abdul fall over put the ayesha will escape
b) the abdul levitates with hij feet in the car
c) the abdul and car both tobble and the ayesha is crushed

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jul 2009 02:30

Bakistani scientific community finally accepts that the Duniya is gol

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 09 Jul 2009 02:31

archan wrote:I wonder bhat would habben if the handle in his right hand (halal hand) were to preak. Will:
a) the abdul fall over put the ayesha will escape
b) the abdul levitates with hij feet in the car
c) the abdul and car both tobble and the ayesha is crushed

d) BrokeBaki abdul lifts the hapless ayesha and introduce her head to the broken handle. Inspector Lestrade retains his job.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Jul 2009 03:03

Plijj to eye-denti-phi the Baki, Chaineej, OoiGhur and Kufar Yindoo-jionist sby in bikchur

Halal (?) Bictoria'j Shecret Plijj to ishoo abrobriate fartwa

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jul 2009 03:15

New prototype Jannath dispensor with face saving technology tested in Peshawar

Investigators collected the body parts of the bomber at the site. Officials said his face was intact.