Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jul 2009 03:16

Dronacharya makes unscheduled visit to Pakauravas

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Jul 2009 08:40

Skanda wrote:[img]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/

Kaption time....

4th Ayesha Baagh gayi hai to kya
Chotti Khusboo hai " lajjate" jannat ke liye.
Kaffir jo kahe, kahta hi rahe
Kushboo Hoooooooori hai
Marde Momin ke liye.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 09 Jul 2009 09:04

Bakistani wimmens phrom Sawat valley barticibate in a rally demanding the government provide better humanitarian assistance ........ aj hajaaron Baki mujahids packed by bum-dropping eph-solahs sought to purge less bious bakis.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jul 2009 11:09

archan wrote:I wonder bhat would habben if the handle in his right hand (halal hand) were to preak.

1000 Stribes on you ! Bliss to not discuss breaking of handles and levers, esbecially the ones close to the roof. Also bliss to avoid discussions of mango.

Meanwhile, latejt newj in bichchars

Mobile Vija ijjue units to increase exbatriate bopulation of Bakistan

Tariq Majid still recovering from GUPO session

Equipment for survival and evasion techniques donated to Bakistani army. Speed for stitching shuttlecock burqua to reduce 400%

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 09 Jul 2009 11:36

rsharma wrote:
p_saggu wrote:Ij it bossible that instead oph Kanadian vija, Pakistan vija waj issued?
De-finitiley naat !! Bakistani Vija ij ijjued rear side, naat on Bojjom !!

Then maybe only partial vija to vijit Tora & Bora peaks waj issued, vija naat valid phor whole oph Bakistan.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 09 Jul 2009 15:24

Paanch attain shahadat put soosai goes missing

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 09 Jul 2009 15:27

^ Diyar P_saggudin bin apotshoppi, i have a pooch. Blij anser.

What ij "whole oph Bakistan" ?
I read that whole duniya has one final hole, that is Bakistan.
Doesj this "whole oph Bakistan" mean same same as "hole of Bakistan"
Or are you ujing Chingreji for the word "whole"

I aljo have another pooch for jirga carbet users.
Blij anser seriously.

How much HawaiBus does BakHawai company haj

( HawaiBus is the company in Al-francistan, which Bakistan haj a share in form of BakiPound. )

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 09 Jul 2009 15:46

Biss and justice in Bakistan .

All bakistani law abiding.
Bakistani getting angry when someone does not obey law.

Hence bakistani taking approbriat acshun

Danish making cartoon hain?
Now bakistani entering bus service of copenhagen.

http://www.cphpost.dk/component/content ... ?task=view

Blij note, the area is called "littil arabia"of copenhagen. How bious.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 09 Jul 2009 16:21

AjayKK wrote:Biss and justice in Bakistan .

All bakistani law abiding.
Bakistani getting angry when someone does not obey law.

Hence bakistani taking approbriat acshun

Danish making cartoon hain?
Now bakistani entering bus service of copenhagen.

http://www.cphpost.dk/component/content ... ?task=view

Blij note, the area is called "littil arabia"of copenhagen. How bious.

there are more bakis in this region, than arapics... i hear that few saal ago, they demanded a permission to implement shararat law in the pious neighbourhood

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 09 Jul 2009 16:21

AjayKK wrote:How much HawaiBus does BakHawai company haj

Aj ber kuffar sourje wikibedia, the number aaf HawaiBus A310-300 ij 12.. put aafcouje tha actuaal numper ij 1200 onlee

On 5 March 2007, the kuffar orgy-nization Eurobean Commission panned all but eight HawaiChaddars of PIA's 44-HawaiChaddar fleet from flying to Europe citing safety concerns. PIA was Placklisted by 27 Kuffar European Union ishtates. The remaining eight, namely the fleet of Poeing's HawaiKaleen No- 777s, has been exembted from the pan. PIA claims that this is discriminatory and the pans are not justifiable. Kuffar YYYs to plame aafcourse

^^ Aj reborted by Kuffar wiki.
Baskistani HawaiBus Service

B.S. Kuffar wikibedia reborts that PIA incurred a ghaata aaf Rs. 35,880 million.. what they dont know ij that it waj a clever ploy faar asking more baksheesh !!
In reality PIA poasted a praafit of Rs. 10000000000000000 !!

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 09 Jul 2009 17:04

rsharma wrote:Aj reborted by Kuffar wiki.

Baskistani HawaiBus Service

yaalaah bious link , that is

from apove link :

Head of state transportation

Baskistani HawaiBus Service is mainly meant for serving President of Pakistan and Prime Minister of Pakistan when they are alive .

However it also serve people of pakistan as a side business.

What side bijnejj indeed.
Bakistan - side bijnejj capital of duniya.

Meanbhile,
LMU, IJlamabad, getting renovated- to commence side bijnejj soon ?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 09 Jul 2009 17:17

AjayKK wrote:

Head of state transportation

Baskistani HawaiBus Service is mainly meant for serving President of Pakistan and Prime Minister of Pakistan when they are alive .

However it also serve people of pakistan as a side business.
What side bijnejj indeed.

Mullah Khullam Khulla, suarlee a learned maulaner aj jeurself musht pe knowing that bhen the Heads-aaf-Ishtate return fraam aafficial overseas vijit, they bring so many lota-fulls aaf baksheesh that PIA need naat serve beoble aaf Bakistan aj uppar/lower/rear bijnej, hence only side-bijnej

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jul 2009 21:07

Diyar IED-atar

I have a pooch. I always samajh that the Uighur Bourgeoisie reactionary splittists were Yindu-Yehudi-Yamrikhans onlee. Now billi-wallah li-uddin and musafir phoonk sundari say that they are yal-keeda, yezbulla, yamas. I am very conphujed onlee. If they are yal-keeda, yezbulla, yamas who is their emir ? Suarly he will be 400% popular in Bakistan.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jul 2009 21:37

AjayKK wrote:yaalaah bious link , that is
from apove link :

Phrom the link

Bakistani hawai chaddars show pakistaniyat too. Here is a Bakistani hawai bus giving a chumma to the musharraf of a cheeni hawai bus, while the jilted french hawai bus shows its musharraf to the Bakistani hawai bus.

James B · Post by **James B** » 09 Jul 2009 21:51

rsharma wrote: ^^ Aj reborted by Kuffar wiki.
Baskistani HawaiBus Service

You aar phargetting the achiebments and rakaagnition our bious "Bakistani HawaiBus serbice" has achieped.

Bliss to see, our air servije is phirst in eberything. Kufrs eat your dil out.

Achievements and recognitions

PIA were the first Asian airline to receive the Boeing 737-300
First airline from an Asian country to fly the Super Constellation.
First Asian airline to operate a jet aircraft.
First Asian airline to be granted maintenance approval by the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the Air Registration Board, predecessor of the British Civil Aviation Authority (CAA).
First non-communist airline to fly to the People's Republic of China, and operate a service between Asia and Europe via Moscow.
First airline in Asia to induct the new technology Boeing 737-300 aircraft.
First airline in the world to operate scheduled helicopter services.
First airline to show in-flight movies on international routes.
The first airline in South Asia to introduce auto-ticketing facility.
The first airline in the world to fly to Tashkent, capital of the newly independent state of Uzbekistan.
First airline in the world to start Air Safari with jet aircraft.
First Asian airline to start flights to Oslo, the capital city of Norway.
First airline in the world to induct the Boeing 777-200LR, the world's longest range commercial airliner.
First airline in the world to take delivery of the Boeing 777-200LR Worldliner (Longer Range Variant).
Pakistan International Airlines Flight Services Department was awarded the ISO 9001:2000 certification award during May 2006.
First airline in Pakistan to operate a flight with an all female crew at command and in the cabin.
First airline in the world to operate the Boeing 777-200ER, 777-200LR and 777-300ER altogether - all the three variants available on the market at the time.
PIA Flight Kitchens in Karachi were awarded the HACCP Certification. [28]
PIA was given three awards in 2008: The "Brands of the Year" Award, "Consumers Choice Award" and "One The Best Airlines Award (Cargo)". [29]

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Jul 2009 22:41

[quote="Anujan.

Bakistani hawai chaddars show pakistaniyat too. Here is a Bakistani hawai bus giving a chumma to the musharraf of a cheeni hawai bus, while the jilted french hawai bus shows its musharraf to the Bakistani hawai bus.[/quote]

Lahole Billa Qubbat,
Pious Hawai Bus bith Ass in the direktion of Holy Bekka. The Piolet dexerve to be sold in slavery, with his 4th wife giben key to da nearest Mullah's bedrroom.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 10 Jul 2009 00:55

raghunath wrote:
rsharma wrote: ^^ Aj reborted by Kuffar wiki.
Baskistani HawaiBus Service
You aar phargetting the achiebments and rakaagnition our bious "Bakistani HawaiBus serbice" has achieped.

Bliss to see, our air servije is phirst in eberything. Kufrs eat your dil out.

Achievements and recognitions

PIA were the first Asian airline to receive the Boeing 737-300
First airline from an Asian country to fly the Super Constellation.
First Asian airline to operate a jet aircraft.
First Asian airline to be granted maintenance approval by the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the Air Registration Board, predecessor of the British Civil Aviation Authority (CAA).
First non-communist airline to fly to the People's Republic of China, and operate a service between Asia and Europe via Moscow.
First airline in Asia to induct the new technology Boeing 737-300 aircraft.
First airline in the world to operate scheduled helicopter services.
First airline to show in-flight movies on international routes.
The first airline in South Asia to introduce auto-ticketing facility.
The first airline in the world to fly to Tashkent, capital of the newly independent state of Uzbekistan.
First airline in the world to start Air Safari with jet aircraft.
First Asian airline to start flights to Oslo, the capital city of Norway.
First airline in the world to induct the Boeing 777-200LR, the world's longest range commercial airliner.
First airline in the world to take delivery of the Boeing 777-200LR Worldliner (Longer Range Variant).
Pakistan International Airlines Flight Services Department was awarded the ISO 9001:2000 certification award during May 2006.
First airline in Pakistan to operate a flight with an all female crew at command and in the cabin.
First airline in the world to operate the Boeing 777-200ER, 777-200LR and 777-300ER altogether - all the three variants available on the market at the time.
PIA Flight Kitchens in Karachi were awarded the HACCP Certification. [28]
PIA was given three awards in 2008: The "Brands of the Year" Award, "Consumers Choice Award" and "One The Best Airlines Award (Cargo)". [29]

Unkil tells them to run the eggsberiment so that it bill be BIA hawai kaleen to reach 72 if zhe eggsberiment is wrang

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 10 Jul 2009 01:25

Pakistani medical checkup: "They have dropped, Kamran! I am delighted!"

Ulema votes green-belt as the coolest

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Jul 2009 01:39

hnair wrote:Ulema votes green-belt as the coolest

Diyar hnairogolis, why ij there a clenched fist followed by severe ajjault written apove it ? I am very very pareshaan

In other neuj I dekho that hakeem sahib haj started a new dhaaga "What ij Strat-e-gic bambing" ? It haj a boll. I personally dislike any bolls that are not won with 97% victory like our jernail did. Any perjentage less than that deserves a lambost. Anyway, as taught in Downhill-skiing-jernail-training-akademy,

Strategic bombing is what our jernail ashphuck did in swat. It ij step 5 of a six step victory process.

1. First you create talipaan and mujahids for strat-e-gic depth
2. Then you support them when Unkil complains through strat-e-gic defiance
3. Then you fight the talipaan and mujahids to protect the strat-e-gic assets from Unkil
4. And then you get your musharraf kicked by the talipaan and mujahids and do a strat-e-gic redeployment
5. And then as a last step, you send in the airforce, do strat-e-gic bombing and then
6. Victory !!!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Jul 2009 01:54

Lal Chaddi Brafessar during his younger dins of watching Shakeela CDs

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jul 2009 02:16

^^^ i waj young, i needed the zakat, it was supposed to be a gladiator movie... i didn't realije that the senior maulaner would... introduce me into the world of khud khushi nila bicchars

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 10 Jul 2009 04:05

Anujanullah, clench fists has been used as a suppository in Pakistani country side since '47.

Qasim-e-middle: "I like the smell of Shoaib in the morning. Salim too"

negi · Post by **negi** » 10 Jul 2009 10:03

^ That ij Mullah Der-ko-nigullah, Dilbullah and Anujanullha showing true senje oph Brothelhood .

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 10 Jul 2009 14:46

AoA reshpected Mullahs.
.
This nanha mujahid iz here to preshent Baki media's new ajievement...
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_90YidmyWA
.

Kakkaji · Post by **Kakkaji** » 10 Jul 2009 21:23

Phraam thij bheek's Jumma Times:

Howzzat?!!

I’ve just returned from the US, where I spoke to everybody and they all agreed with me. So now I just have to remove this silly government, aided by the Chief Justice, and take charge myself. And by the way, it’s not me who’s leading the Chief Justice astray. He is a first class whacko in his own right.

In the US, I met Senator John Kerry for lunch at the Four Season’s in Boston. Obviously, he was paying for lunch. Like Prince Charles, I never carry cash. I asked Senator Kerry, “How’s the ketchup?” and he said, “I’m sorry?” and I said, “I mean your wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, who was first married to the inventor of ketchup”. Kerry didn’t look up from his low-calorie salad of bean shoots and tofu. I think he didn’t hear me. I then repeated the ketchup line and he said, “excuse me while I go to the restroom to throw up”. I said, “sure” and ate my steak until he came back, calm but composed. It must’ve been the tofu. I told him how Pakistan has to get rid of our dollar addiction by checking into Dollar Rehab in Saudi Arabia. I said the dollar is like a drug which killed Michael Jackson. Euros and pounds are much better because euros can pay for Mediterranean holidays and pounds can be inherited by my sons.

Then I met Senator Jerry Springer who has this wonderful show to which he invited me. The other guests that evening were a wife-beater, a pedophile and a chain-saw murderer. Senator Jerry Springer asked me describe some weird practices of the Taliban and I spoke about their commitment to monogamy, their lust for learning especially their respect for girls’ schools and their Gandhian tradition of non-violence. Then all the guests started to strip and hurl abuse at each other which convinced me that democracy is not the answer. I then decided that it was time to go home. When I came back to Pakistan, I wrote in The News “The United States’ Taliban strategy is deeply clawed and has been erotically posed as a ‘with us or against us’ formulation”. Editors at The News changed this to: “The United States’ Taliban strategy is deeply flawed and has been erroneously posed as a ‘with us or against us’ formulation”. That’s not what I meant at all. And these stupid liberals kept asking me why I’m so fixated on the Taliban and why I can’t bring myself to comment on other things that ail Pakistan like a failing economy, the electricity crisis and provincial disharmony. I can’t understand why they keep asking me these questions when they know I’m stupid.

Im The Dim

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 11 Jul 2009 00:53

AoA,
doej it come bwith free kanada vija form, hain?

Lalmullah palishing hij bandook....

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Jul 2009 00:57

Bissful bakistani requesting shararat

Bojitive neuj ! In the glorious tradition of Khan-al-xeroxi and apdul-e-greeinbainti, we have the next nopel winner in Bakistan ! Broud bakistani scientist who knew how to uje verni-e-calibers in 8th std

He haj aljo designed perbetual motion machine fueled by Djinn energy. Soon bakistan will pe making hawai chaddars flying with djinn energy and exborting it to Bakistani airlines ! The chaddars will have a freezhe connected to it to keep the musharraf cool and a CD which will teach madrassa math within one hour ! The in flight entertainment will be Kaid in 3D !! Other achievements include, motorpike where beepuls in the back cannot phyrr their AK (who wants such pikes ?)

Iph we give him a bigger bottle, a bigger ghadi and a gramaphone player (instead of tape recorder) Bakistani airphorje will be no 1 ! Bliss to donate.
Bliss to see his engineering marvels

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jul 2009 01:36

A: "Hanji, halo? kaun? nahinji, main faisal... woh fadullah to bombay gaya tha... kya? nahin mil raha hai? bathroom mein dekha? wahan CHupta tha... wahin hoga na?"

B: "fadullah? fadullah?... fadullah?"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jul 2009 03:45

Diyar Jirga

what eej theej minning?

"hanji? kaun? nahinji... mein fadullah nahin, kisko chahiye?"

"haanji, mein fadullah... aap kaun? Kya karneka? Grnaad? kahan phnekneka? abbe, line krass ho gaya, kya bolta?"

nachch balliye... a-hu, a-hu!

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Jul 2009 07:43

Many salams your way, Lalmullah!

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 11 Jul 2009 21:47

raghunath wrote:First airline in Pakistan to operate a flight with an all female crew at command and in the cabin.

Aljo
Bakistan waj phirst Arapic natun to hap Phemale Cheep-of-Army-Istaph: Jernail Moo-suar-af Burke wale.
Bakistan waj phirst arapic natun to hap phemale ijlaamic revolutionary - Lal majid herrow Maulanar Abdul Aziz Ghazi.

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 11 Jul 2009 21:48

Plij to koment:

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 11 Jul 2009 21:51

Plij to aljo vijit thij Bious site:
http://www.faithfreedom.org/forum/index.php

And their much incomplete research on Bakistani maulanars - anyone interested in doing an IED Mubarak here?
Islamic Bearded Species from Indian

Subcontinent.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 11 Jul 2009 22:36

p_saggu wrote:Plij to koment:

mera jootha hai nike,
ye pathloon bakistani
haath me kala bandook roosi
jeb me note hai amirkhani.....

James B · Post by **James B** » 11 Jul 2009 23:21

Bhy phor Bakistani blayers nanga, I pooch.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2009 23:41

Arunkumar wrote:Plij to koment:

mera jootha hai nike,
ye pathloon bakistani
haath me kala bandook roosi
jeb me note hai amirkhani.....

Nikal pade hain khuli chath par
Apna seena taane
Apna seena taane
IED kahan kahan rakhna hai
Upar waala jaane
Upar waala jaane
Badhte jaaye hum talibani
Jaise ek dariya tufaani
sar ke baal hain sab nakli
Phir bhi hero hain Pakistani

Upar neeche neeche upar
Haath chale big Tanvir ki
Haath chale big Tanvir ki
Naadan hain jo baithulla
Poochhe matlab GUBO ki
Poochhe matlab GUBO ki

Chalna jeevan ki kahani
Rukhna maut ki nishaani
Saar ke baal dandruffi
Phir bhi Langot Bakistani

Honge Caliph e Pindi hum
Bigade mijjile shahzade
Bigade mijjile shahzade
Hum Lal Qila par ja baite
Jab jab karen iraade
Jab jab karen iraade
Buraqh hai jaani pehachani
Duniya walon ko hairaani
Bhage they daal Buraqh arabi
Phir bhi pehchane yeh harami

Mera Lota hai Pakistani
Yeh Burqah Turkistani
sar ke baal sab girayi
maalish karke missile yeh Bakistani

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 12 Jul 2009 01:25

An article from Arshad Zaman
one more zaman of pakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jul 2009 01:54

p_saggu wrote:Plij to koment:
[img]http://www.despardes.com/articles/2007/]

Look laik Baki ishtyle,private , in phamily , breparation phor "Hot Dog" and "Bun" party.
Now bleaze dont ashk whose hot dog and whoze bun bill be utilized ber Pakistaniat tradition phorm Nawabi taim.

Bich of LMU gradulate stole the vazleen oph Amirkhan phame?

KarthikSan · Post by **KarthikSan** » 12 Jul 2009 02:42

Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment

A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a "genie" to court, accusing it of theft and harassment, reports say.

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

'Get out of the house'

"We began to hear strange sounds," the head of the family, who come from Mahd Al Dahab, told the Saudi daily. He did not want to be named.

"At first we did not take it seriously, but then stranger things started to happen and the children got particularly scared when the genie started throwing stones."

He added: "A woman spoke to me first, and then a man. They said we should get out of the house."

A local court says it is trying to verify the truthfulness of the claims "despite the difficulty" of doing so.

Many Westerners know the term genie from the tale of Aladdin and the magic lamp, or the 1960s American sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie.

But the BBC's Sebastian Usher says genies, or jinn, in Islamic theology can be a lot more sinister.

They are believed to be normally invisible but with the ability to assume human or animal form, and are often said to be motivated by revenge or jealousy.

There is a lingering belief in genies in the Muslim world that predates Islam, our correspondent says.

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 12 Jul 2009 09:36

hello dears, this is Jana from deaf and dumb. My reborter has sent these new pics to me:

Which one is Nayakuddin? And bhat is he trying to convey to us?