Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 12 Jul 2009 12:05

vaman wrote: Nikal pade hain khuli chath par
Apna seena taane
Apna seena taane
IED kahan kahan rakhna hai
Upar waala jaane
Upar waala jaane..........

i brobose to make a motion bichar out of this song titled ....shri 72

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 12 Jul 2009 17:55

Cross-bosted phrom "uighur splittist" dhaga:

Baul wrote:
The Uighurs also had their little shops and Intelnet Cafes. Some of them were selling CDs with covers that looked familiar — Shah Rukh Khan and Akshay Kumar; Hindi films. This was contraband, brought by Pakistani truck drivers who used the Karakoram Highway. The Uighurs didn’t understand a word of Hindi, but related to the movies and the music, preferring it to what was available. In a sense, the soft power of India had triumphed over the hard power of the Chinese state. May it always do so.

However, countering this, fortunately, were the Intelnet Cafes. At every screen, young Uighurs and top Mullahs were sitting and reading something called "BENIS" and taking copious notes, saying prayers in between. Unable to go to mosques, Uighurs were depending on the Fatwas coming from the Lal Mullah UighurCity (LMU) for guidance in proper conduct during these trying times.

It eej only to pee expected. AllahoAkbar!

http://www.dailymujahid.com/188284/Chin ... -past.html

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jul 2009 19:38

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JF17 demonstrates VTOL Allah hu Akbal

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 12 Jul 2009 19:43

Mohd Shafakat ij be-chained in Kupwara, July 12, 2009 py kufr yindu fauj.

Mohd Adnan ij naat a baki aj claimed py cunning yindus in Kupwara since he ij naat TFTA

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 12 Jul 2009 20:09

^^^
Bismilla,
Such love and rejpect phor the baki kaum! It eej jest like whenever a baki shows hij bakiness any where in the world they gib similar lob and apphection.

I waant to cry tears oph jaay.

Bhoto: Kufr taking bakistani phor a walk.

Salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jul 2009 20:25

^^^^

Such grossly disrespectful comparison of dogs with bakis, take 100 stribes and demotion in LMU

Hiyar is the right comparison, add taller than K2 fliend into the bicchar and it pekomes 4000% authentic, arrah hu akbal

and this

and even the Afghans treat Bakis with utmost respect

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 12 Jul 2009 20:42

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 12 Jul 2009 21:31

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2009 ... E-Pakistan

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 12 Jul 2009 22:09

Serious booch:

In apove bicchar, soosai ummah vehical (SUV) eej driving along the rite side (capitarist yindootva side) oph raasta. Eej thij in tarrel than sagar fliendly nashun or in Bakistan? Eeph eet waj State transbort vehical it would pee Kerala, Bangalore, I know.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 13 Jul 2009 00:09

narayanan wrote:Cross-bosted phrom "uighur splittist" dhaga:

Baul wrote:
The Uighurs also had their little shops and Intelnet Cafes. Some of them were selling CDs with covers that looked familiar — Shah Rukh Khan and Akshay Kumar; Hindi films. This was contraband, brought by Pakistani truck drivers who used the Karakoram Highway. The Uighurs didn’t understand a word of Hindi, but related to the movies and the music, preferring it to what was available. In a sense, the soft power of India had triumphed over the hard power of the Chinese state. May it always do so.....

It eej only to pee expected. AllahoAkbar!

http://www.dailymujahid.com/188284/Chin ... -past.html

Salaam Mod-e-radiator Khan,

Butt on the ulta (flip) side of the soft bower brojection, bowerful WKK’s such as Shahrukh Khan are Ka Ka Ka Ka Kreated. Their onlee interest is to augment their own bersonal Shaan aur wealth, even if it is at the cost of national interest. Case in boint:

Gerard wrote:There's no India, nor Pak, says SRK
"My mother is from Hyderabad in India and father is from Peshawar (in Pakistan). So I do believe in this (cultural unity). "Especially when you come away from India or Pakistan you realise there is no Indian or Pakistani — we're all together. We are - culturally, as human beings, as friends. These are the aspects that keep us together.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Jul 2009 03:26

Interview oph Super herrow Jaakit-mard

Bichchar: Jaakit mard, his birather and bakistani army spokesman call for bublic calm, biss and cophidenje

Jaakitmard Fahimuddin wears a custom-made black leather jaakit over his traditional shalwar khamis -- its pockets loaded with Kalashnikov magazines and grenades. His sidekick and birather Asif ur-Rehman wears a similarly laden jaakit. A dagger sticks out of his waist band. Taking out the blade, Rehman whispers: "I have four grenades inside my shalwar khamis, normal bakistanis only have two".

The nemesis oph the super herrows is Mangal Bagh, who heads Lashkar-e-Islam, which -- much as the Taliban acts like police -- enforces prayers five times a day and punishes people accused of prostitution, gambling and other vices. By phyting against Mangal Bagh the Jaakit-mards hope to bring back prostitution, gambling and other vices while enphorjing a pan on brayer.

Aljo Look at what PG-Baitullah says !

pgbhat wrote:
Gerard wrote:Pakistani group Imamia Students Organization burn the US, Israeli and German flags in Karachi, during a rally to condemn the slaying of Marwa Al-Sherbiniin.

As usual idiots .... what do US and Israel have to do with this killing again?? militant attitudes clearly come out.

Dont you know that it ij all a YYY Kanspeeracy ? Any madrassah educated bious mujahid would have eajily concluded that since it habbened in Jerm-e-ny which ij a 400% pro-yehudi country since the medieval ages, it must be a YYY Kanspeeracy. 1000 stribes to you PG-Baitullah !

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 13 Jul 2009 05:57

AllahoAkbar! Look at these kufr yoojing PeeAref BENIS terminology! Thieves!

New clear setback: G8 moves to dilute N-deal

CNN-IBN

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 13 Jul 2009 13:57

p_saggu wrote:Such love and rejpect phor the baki kaum! It eej jest like whenever a baki shows hij bakiness any where in the world they gib similar lob and apphection. I waant to cry tears oph jaay.

vaman wrote:^^^^

Such grossly disrespectful comparison of dogs with bakis, take 100 stribes and demotion in LMU

Hiyar is the right comparison, add taller than K2 fliend into the bicchar and it pekomes 4000% authentic, arrah hu akbal

All you bious abduls miss out the grotesque treatment op simple soosai ummah vehicle oberators when they enter the yindian teritree.

Fahadulla 1
Fahadulla 2
Fahadulla 3

In last pic, bliss see bania behaviour bening employed on boor pakis.

In other neuj, Bakistani pilding new fleet of SUBMARINES

SUBMARINES = Soosai Ummah Bumming MARds IN Ejection Stage

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 13 Jul 2009 14:06

AjayKK wrote: Fahadulla 3

In last pic, bliss see bania behaviour bening employed on boor pakis.

ij that a bottle oph zamzam on fahadullah?

vdas · Post by **vdas** » 13 Jul 2009 16:00

Its not zam zam cola ....its coca cola .... so he is kufr...( its a yindoo/yehudi/yank) kanspeeracy ...

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 13 Jul 2009 16:06

Mullah enqyoobuddin going on a ram-e-page aphter hawai-bus safety waj compromijed.

Mujahids brotesting apout serious discussion in nukkad dhaaga

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 13 Jul 2009 17:12

pgbhat wrote:http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f5 ... 9/610x.jpg
Mullah enqyoobuddin going on a ram-e-page aphter hawai-bus safety waj compromijed.

Mullah Enqyoob seemj to pe sbending a laat aaf time at the animal huspandry section aaf LMU, that is bhy he ij loo-king so sleem-treem..

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 13 Jul 2009 17:51

Phamouj Coca Cola Advertisement

I'd like to teach
Abdul to sing
To Indian Securiteee.. ..

I'd like to buy
his corpse a Coke
To keep it company (In Houristan)

I mean, look at that look of sheer pliss on Abdul's face...

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 13 Jul 2009 20:10

Todin aj I waj rejerching in my kave with high dojes oph zam zam kola and herps, I came across this piece oph prilliant nooj phrom an apdul in the deaf and dumb phorum. Mulhaiza Farmaiye.

A report claimed that the Saudis rulers are secret Jews - if you trace back their origins it goes back to a trader who was a Jew. He then bred like mad and give his kids muslim names to disguise the true thing that they are.

Apparently anyone who tries to investigate this Jewish link has their head chopped off.

It does explain a few of the things that have gone on in the MidEast and the muted reaction from the KSA leadership.

Bhaat he mean? Saudi leader ij a Joos. Ij it like mango joos that mahroom sadar jernail zia-ul-haq came to lob in the taiyaara? Or ij it joos jest like YYY cons-pee-racy?

I mean haw to get to the bottom (Heh heh sharam sharam

) oph this. I knowj that the Salwar test will likely to phail jest like in waziristan. Anyone with a shourya mijjile with a cap ij a yindoo, and any one without a cap ij a yehudi.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 13 Jul 2009 21:00

p_saggu wrote: I mean haw to get to the bottom (Heh heh sharam sharam ) oph this. I knowj that the Salwar test will likely to phail jest like in waziristan. Anyone with a shourya mijjile with a cap ij a yindoo, and any one without a cap ij a yehudi.

That ij so simble, fallow the fallowing stebs:
(1) Bring the berson whoos i-denteetee ij under shak, infrunt aaf a Lactating
Khuspoo's rear-end.
(2) If theer ij hul-chul under the shalwaar, the berson is a bious Apdul..
However if the berson clojej hij eyes & makes faces he ij suarlee a Yindoo..
If he starts to wunder aut aloud how much the Khuspoo will cost, he ij suarlee
a Joo

or other way round..

(1) Bring the berson whoos i-denteetee ij under shak, infrunt aaf a bikini-clad
Motorma..
(2) If the berson clojej hij eyes & makes faces he ij suarlee a bious Apdul..
If theer ij hul-chul under the shalwaar, the berson is a kuffar Yindoo..
If he starts to wunder aut aloud how much it will cost to sbent a nite with the
Motorma, he ij suarlee a Joo

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Jul 2009 22:14

Intenje collaboration with france in animal huspandry planned

NSN Reborts: The government has appointed a Grade 20 DMG officer currently serving as secretary livestock in the Punjab Government as the new ambassador to France. It ij exbected that he will teach the french a thing or two about romance to the french who pride france to be the romance capital of the world. The phrench have much to learn from bakistan. Rumor had it that they make only cheese from their kushpoos and are eager to learn the art of animal hupandry from bakistan.

The relation between bakistan and france are in an upward trend when traditional bakistani greeting was ophered to the french engineers working on the Agosta project. To build upon this relationship, and to teach the art of animal huspandry, initially a rear admiral was abbointed as ambassador to france. However, he could not discharge his duties to due a sudden case of broken legs.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jul 2009 02:57

Squa-drone leadar Tahir Alam taking off on his JF17 Bandar with 2 trainee gadhas

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 14 Jul 2009 08:24

Bhat ij Badmaash upto theje din??

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Jul 2009 08:55

That DilyTimes page with Submarine, plane baksheesh nooj ij inphected

archan · Post by **archan** » 14 Jul 2009 09:33

Cross-e-bosting phrom the bious dhaaga:

SSridhar wrote:World Must Help Us, otherwise none will be safe: Zardari
El Bresident Zardari bin 10 bercenti said that Bakistan expected the int-e-rnational community and the Friends of Bakistan (dost-e-Bakistan) phorum to “helb us in establishing piss, helb us in fighting this haemorrhoid, gen-e-tal warts, otherwise the inf-e-ction will spread to other parts of world (like the recent outpreak of baki-flu) and no one will be safe”.

That much newj is onlee phor the aam janta.

NSN haj however rec-e-ived andar ki baat (inside story) through the rear channels of musharrafpur newj desk which indicates that the Dost-e-Bakistan groub of nations have come ub with a new strat-e-gy to rear Bakstan (aj in rearing the goat, urf bakri paalna). They have decided to form a new conglomerate, the Groub for Undertaking of Bakistani Oberations (GUBO).

NSN: pringing yu the andar ki baat phrom channels rear and phront.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 14 Jul 2009 10:50

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 14 Jul 2009 11:17

shravan wrote:http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2783/ghchxfzkj.jpg

Master Jakkitz to Elderly Cop: "In my defense, the weather was cold and one of them got perky"

shravan wrote: http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1173 ... gkhkgh.jpg

Talib youth caught breaking Lahore's burlap lingerie bylaws

shravan wrote: http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2903/hgcggfjki.jpg

Hectic preparation before Victoria Secret's "Taliban Spring Tease" Show

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 14 Jul 2009 11:21

How about, Pakistani bolis sending a abdul to become a soosai bummer (If you look at the halal sequence of the pictures - left to right, down to up)

Salam

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jul 2009 11:26

Raakitmard voted as top suber herrow of 2008

Aljo a older ijjue oph blaypoy which was thrown into the trash along with BENIS

Thij mujahid knows it ij old, but waj inspired to read old ijjue aphter seeing jaackit munna caught by prave bolis.

kidoman · Post by **kidoman** » 14 Jul 2009 15:24

Porkis repeat their glorious history.Loose 9 wickets for 35 runs against SL in second test(on verge of defeat).
This is after the shameless defeat in the first test, loosing 8 wickets for 46 runs.
So much for being the T20 CHAMPS!!!

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 14 Jul 2009 16:55

In Newj-- The Great-e-notion of Bakistan de-e-ploys first no-clear sab-marry-ine

Spe-e-cifically developed from bakistani Naive-y! And also observe the young mujahideens ready to conquer the high seas!

sreeji · Post by **sreeji** » 14 Jul 2009 18:49

Punishment to all notty peepl but why we

An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.

The announcement does not elaborate what is meant by ill-motivated e-messages, but it is believed that the ‘civilian leadership’ meant President Dus Percentee, Prime Minister Groper Raza Geelani, Interior Minister Rehman Malik bin Gubo and other politicians.

A senior official of the ministry said: ‘Sending indecent message is a crime under the Cyber Crime Act and liable to punishment.’

He said that some elements like Benis dhaga had been trying to malign the political leadership and security forces engaged in a military operation in Malakand and some areas in Fata.

The government has tasked the Federal Investigation Agency’s Cyber Crime Cell to block or trace such emails and mobile telephones’ SMS.

Under the Cyber Crime Act, violators could be jailed for 14 years, besides confiscation of their property. Similarly, any Packee living abroad and violating provisions of the act may be charged and will be liable to deportation to Packistan.

Under the campaign, all Internet Service Providers would be checked physically by Madame Jelabie on a daily basis.

The directive said the campaign would also target proscribed organisations which had been using internet for malicious propaganda against security forces.

The Director General of FIA, Mr Teriq Bhosda, has been instructed to monitor and check stories and messages and take necessary action under the CCA.

An FIA official said that strict action would be taken against all culprits in the next few days and the agency had already done a lot of work in this regard.

‘Interpol/Lyon has also been requested to identify those email addresses and websites registered abroad which are being used for such stories,’ the official said.

I am not understood how we benis dhaagis and innocent peepuls hardly workin for the glory of the poorest nashun, poorer than the poorest can be accused of such haraam activities. I am thinkin it is conspeeracy done by some evil nashens. Mainly india or Israel or Amreeka or Uk or france or Roosies. I reqwest the mods to clar-e-fie to the govarmend that we are good taleban only. Also I think it is very good if we say sorry for any mistake that we may have made by mistake on the honor, dignity and other things of our leeders.

Plej to excuj my languag as I still learning slowly butt very stedily.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 14 Jul 2009 23:56

AllahoAkbar! BHY NOT Nubile Biss Brije phor BENIS, I pooch u!

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shravan · Post by **shravan** » 15 Jul 2009 00:02

Pakistani security officials gather at a blast site in Multan. Nine
people including seven children were killed and dozens wounded Monday
in an explosion at the home of a Muslim cleric in central Pakistan
where pupils were taught the Koran, officials said.

CCTC (China)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jul 2009 00:03

Grand Muullaah getting owld. Bhy not Benis prize phor Nobel ?
Who is bigger Benis or Al Fred?

The Tillion "Zimbababian" Dollar quaastion iz, Hu sit on Benis .......... brize abarding komiittee ?

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 15 Jul 2009 03:52

RAW agent caught after an encounter in a goat wagon

Nikkah file foto: Serb tops Pakistan's most wanted list for shooting local beauty.

Scene from "Gillani Qurbani", a Pakistani remake of King Kong

Out-of-uniform Musharaf spotted

In a display of unity and purpose, RAPE-Sista's global meet ends

p_saggu · Post by **p_saggu** » 15 Jul 2009 07:57

^^^
wrt the bakistani wimmens dancing like kufr wimmen. One observation I want to make.
Baki wimmen can't dance. There is no way they can compare with the fare across the border. All that these wimmen can do is move the shoulders, hands and arms - a sort of a upper body bhangra onlee. That is the extent of the dance they can do.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 15 Jul 2009 08:07

All that these wimmen can do is move the shoulders, hands and arms - a sort of a upper body bhangra onlee. That is the extent of the dance they can do.

AllahoAkbar! Have you seen a REAL PAKI dance?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 15 Jul 2009 15:34

In TSPee dhaaga,

Rahul Shukla wrote:Pakistan: Offensive e-mail, SMS punishable (Gulf News)

Overseas Pakistanis will also face charged and will be liable to deportation to Pakistan in case of violation of the new law, according to a senior official in the Ministry of Interior of Pakistan.

Whole duniya is Bakistan, hence thi laaw will extradite all

Put what is this:

Meanwhile, an official told Gulf News that neither the FIA nor did the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority has a system to screen such communications in bulk.

"FIA will launch investigation against the accused only after receiving complaints from jirga that such people are indulging in such activities. As a start we will extradite Lalmohan al absentee, Vamanulla madani and Enkyoob al gobi as their names have come up after using Bredictor Korrector method for waging jihad in absence against jirga " he said.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 15 Jul 2009 16:38

narayanan wrote:
All that these wimmen can do is move the shoulders, hands and arms - a sort of a upper body bhangra onlee. That is the extent of the dance they can do.
AllahoAkbar! Have you seen a REAL PAKI dance?

Lahol Billa Quwwat Illa Billa Aak Thooo !!

Haram! Haram!! Blij to quote the holy pook & ijjue abbrobriate Fart-wah !!