Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 08 Aug 2009 19:44

mullah archanullah is goos-shaaa at naat getting a chance to cantinue the

AP series.

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Aug 2009 19:51

Do naat talk to me apout the kuft math-e-matics like AP and bhatnot. Are you a RAA ajent? yu sound like a yindoo geek. In our madar-ass-a we do teach AP in math-e-matics, it stands phor the Ashfaq-Parvez brogresshun towards the labbost theorem.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 08 Aug 2009 20:42

Raw agents hab inphormed thij joo that Miss Pakistan 2009 ij peing held at Canada. No wonder Dilbullah ij mijjing phrom the celeprations oph martyrdom of Master-Baitullah Mehsud...

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 08 Aug 2009 20:47

Deeyar IEDAthaar,

Motorhama Mijj Bakistan 2009 haj giben a chumma to the saap, my sawaal ij will not thij cause jealousy to the real snake of Bakistan, A$$ Phuck Kiya Nahi...

http://www.pakpoint.com/shaista-kissing ... eath/4489/

Jours enquiringly,

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 08 Aug 2009 20:55

Where is Naikuddin these days?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Aug 2009 21:08

Muppalla wrote:Where is Naikuddin these days?

Diyar Moopullah,

Nayakuddin is in our haart, our jigar, under our burqah and somewheyar in our kitab, For as long as Mujahid has benis, Nayakuddin will be alternating between 4th and 5th Jinn dimensions
Nayakuddin zindabad
Phoonk Sundari melamine milk peeke murdabad

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Aug 2009 21:20

Haj it peen confirmed that mullah Baitullah Mehsud got his 72 yet ? Bliss to confirm.

On another note, mullahs bliss to help me with thij latejst bress release

NSN Bress Release: To pe released aphter conphirming Baitullah's jannat trip

UN and Pakistani Agencies Confirm: Baitullah killed Motorma

A set of clues unearthed from Baitullah's compound after bredator attack, confirms 400% that Baitullah killed Motorma BB. Eyewitnesses say that aphter bredator attack, baitullah called phor local magistrate and said "Prefore getting 72, I want to conphess that I killed motorma". This conphejion made in baituallah's cave was intercepted by agencies who taped it. The agencies then made official translation and got it signed by Baitullah himself in triplicate. A rusty sun roof lever was aljo recovered from his cave complex while it waj peing washed down with high pressure hoses. A scrap book with motorma's bichchar with a huge "X" on her face with a scrawl "I hate motorma, I am going to kill her -- Sincerely Baitullah" was aljo found in the cave complex. The locals say that more evidenje linking baitullah to motorma is likely to be found aphter a vijit by ISI detectives.

On peing asked to comment, prominent analyst Ejaz Haider said "Let me tell you a joke phirst. Why ij bakistani nuclear program under GUPO hain ?... Becauje there is no Pu in our bums, so it ij safe for U in our bum.. he he". The rest oph hij artecle apart from this joke made no sense and our editor is trying to understand it still

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Aug 2009 21:20

Diyar IEd-atar

Who are these See Eye Yeah agints who hab evangelist naam like Andrew Yesukristo and Georgulla Welchulla who are bobulating technical threads and more than making up for the more than welcome absence of Saikulla Mehsud?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Aug 2009 21:20

vaman wrote:
Muppalla wrote:Where is Naikuddin these days?
Diyar Moopullah,

Nayakuddin is in our haart, our jigar, under our burqah and somewheyar in our kitab, For as long as Mujahid has benis, Nayakuddin will be alternating between 4th and 5th Jinn dimensions
Nayakuddin zindabad
Phoonk Sundari melamine milk peeke murdabad

Vanmanullah, Why the zikar of Phoonk Sundari ? Ij there something ju are hinting at

Pleez to open all..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Aug 2009 21:46

Diyar Mullah Ryanair,

I know onlee bijlee e pata of the late Mullah, yand aljo his twitter e pata

I do not pata of any connection petween Phoonk Sundari and Mullah Nayakuddin apart from the fact that after Phoonk Sundari's aagaman in pee-aref, many temple( as in body part) have been marked with IR markers and mullahs have attained shahadath, many old friendships have peen broken and inter mullah solidarity has been shaken up very badly,see phor yoursalf that how one "kyun ki saas bhi kabhi phoonk sundari thi" has caused so mach damage.

But then diyar mullah, there is a saying in our waziristan

Samajhdaar ko isharaa hi kafi hain
Bewakoof ko soosai vest hi kaafi hain

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Aug 2009 21:48

But a mullah aljo told me that Nayakuddin desecrated the Pee Arr Eff guideline pook and did plasphemy.

That ij why they all gathered around hij kave kamplex and burnt it down.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 08 Aug 2009 22:00

I peelieve he took hij trade oph proctology too far in pee arr eph....err...too deep rather.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 08 Aug 2009 23:37

Diyar Friends:

Hear me out. We all understand that the hateful and sensationalizing international media, biased education, and narrow religious attitudes west of the border have resulted in sixty
years of difficult existence for all south asians, bottling the strategic potential of a sixth of humanity, resulting in destruction of both ordinary people and superpowers alike.

Government of Pakistan is fully committed to the conservation of the peaceful environment and sustainable life on the planet earth, as the federal minister of environment Hameed Ullah Jan Afridi recently commented. Due to lack of resources and technological constraints, weak south asian governments will never be able to achieve sustainable progress on core issues as outlined in the landmark sharm-al-shaikh understanding achieved by the hard work of the pakistani foreign office. It is time for all south asian entities to disregard the past hatred sown by nationalistic and populist religious and political leaders and look forward to future of enlightenment, moderation, brotherhood, and harmony. With mass support the sharm-al-sheikh understanding can achieve the same status as the super legendary punjsheel agreement. With most of our populations living on under a dollar a day, can we really afford to miss this new opportunity?

However, what is needed is more people to people contact. We believe that people to people contacts, by sea, by air, and by land are key to achieving these goals. During the recent visit by our esteemed colleague prof. niyar, the people to people track severly rejected political manipulation of emotions, attacks on honor and dignity, and underhanded manipulation that have become hallmarks of diplomacy today. the meetings proposed six core people to people contacts as a track six diplomacy, that will encourage true people to people interaction, and create common potential. these six humble steps are:

1. establishment of a dedicated pakishtan studies department at JNU, with faculty on deputation from LMIC, and south asian department of JNU to support fellowship studies for 100 pakistani students a year to promote education.
2. establishment of people contact gates (modeled on Wagah) at Akhnoor, jammu, and muradpur-kala, with facilities for meeting, conferences, and rest and refreshment.
3. additional bus services with reserved promotional seating for youth from punjab to visit religious sites near amritsar.
4. establishment of a 50 bed modest ward in bangalore, kerala heart institute to treat pakistani children born with heart defects.
5. establishment of cooperatives on both sides of borders to create resources to facilitate supplies during eid festivals, and
6. creation of common fund for subsidies for hajj travel, including transport arrangements from both sides of the border.

professor niyar believes, and we concur that these small steps, at practically no cost, will create opportunities for hundreds of people, restore honor and dignity, and create confidence for an equitable solutions for all unjust and unfair arrangements that have been force on the population of south asia by vested western interests. we invite you to support these people initiatives by moral, diplomatic, and financial support to prof. niyar, and the people to people track 6 demcarcy movement. for additional information please visit http://honor-friendship-and-progress-pakistan.com and donate to support the growth of this effort.

prof. hidayath
media manager, and assitant lekchurer
LMU (on deputation at LMIAS)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Aug 2009 00:01

Dear Editor,
This is my first letter in the B:ENIS-Bojitive Newj thread, although I have been lurking around for many dins here. I hope you will clear my doubts.

I hab one question. How did the miss pakistan contest get to be held in Canada-istan? Did all the mohterms there already get a Canadian vija?

If they all got Canadian visa, how can this contest be called "MISS" Pakistan, hain-ji?

Pleese to clear my doubt.

Gagan.

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Aug 2009 00:12

Khao your dils and whatever elje you bish Kaffils. We get bhat we beg for...yet again.

Bakistan to get $3.1 pillion IMF loan

...phyrrs AK in hawa and takes khuspoo inshide caphe.

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Aug 2009 00:16

I haph a hunch that phoonk sundari infact ij a kuffr Admin wearing a motorham burkha ; he/she boob-ee trabbed inncocent but agglessive Nayakkudin which eventually led to lattel's shahadat.Be advished...don't mesh with phoonk sundari or at least tly to figure/grope about to ensure what you are dealing with ij a Sundari and not a Sundar.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Aug 2009 00:29

Gagan wrote:Dear Editor,

If they all got Canadian visa, how can this contest be called "MISS" Pakistan, hain-ji?

Pleese to clear my doubt.

Gagan.

The Cunttest iz the broof oph Kanadian Viza presence. Da original Kanadian Viza is bure phamily affair , da rest iz jusht da public celebration oph real ebent az bart oph civilizational heritaig. Da "raison detre" oph Bakistan iz to join Kanada at da hip. Djinna once said he want India Paki relation similar to Kanada but Bakistanian has phailed him by replacing India with Kanada. Dhey are still rezisting Indian veeza in favour oph kandian veeza. Allah Kare, Qaid's veezan cum true making Soot Asians habbpy.

archan · Post by **archan** » 09 Aug 2009 03:01

I think bhat the eshteemed mullah want to say in Archanullah's tareef ij the phollowing:

Ek zara si baat par, sadiyoN ke yaraanay gaye..
Lekin itna toh hua, kuch log pehchaanay gaye..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Aug 2009 03:06

Talib se jo takaraye, woh Fauji mein dum nahin
Hum se hain paikhana, Paikhane se hum nahin

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Aug 2009 03:23

Benis visit na kee jiiiiisne ,
Uska Talak e Khushboo kiya jayye,
Milke LMU ne Moderator se kaha
Guideline ek oor add ki jayye
Peehad jo na Kare , usko sajja dee jayye .

Paki kah rahe hai ,painfulll ha bahut
Vasleen Mushhraff me orr add ki jayye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=e ... 2j-Puf9ch4

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Aug 2009 04:08

Shreeman wrote:prof. hidayath
media manager, and assitant lekchurer
LMU (on deputation at LMIAS)

Diyar hidayathullah

Wah wah. What a prilliant idea to bring biss to south ajia ! May I aljo add

1. Airdrop of 1000 foreign hands over bakistan so every analyst can talk about "seeing foreign hands" in blochistan, FATA, NWFP and Azad Cashmere. These foreign hands can aljo be blamed for krachi water problem, pishawar power problem and gojra fire problem.

2. Spray bainting of the symbol oph our friendship in halal green in the wagah border - I probose a new symbol "==" to rebrejent equality oph all south ajian beepuls

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 09 Aug 2009 04:20

mullahs&maulanas, mujahids and jahids, rakitmards and jakitmards, ju all shud cum forward to save the dignity of bakistan, it has peen obhended here

bliss to note,this ij my 300th goat on pee-aar-eph

csharma · Post by **csharma** » 09 Aug 2009 05:33

Zaid Hamid talks about his experiences in India.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-YCZrrBJj8

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 09 Aug 2009 05:40

My 4th coujin thrice removed is having pooch. He is reading on kufr Mijjile Forum apout

Single Crystal Blade

and when he googals this, he is finding

Pooch is whether it eej halal to reblace all mijjiles with single crystal mijjiles.

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Aug 2009 06:21

^ Who eper your 4th coujin is Maulana plijj to ensule that he doej not entel the LMU cambus ; he haj single haath demolarised the Kuffr bostors in that dhaga such haj been the barrage of Rakkits phyrred pie him.

Yej it makes senje to incolpolate SC takiniki phol mijjles so that it can withshtand djinn procedules like 'electlic ball tampeling' which blother Chucktar was supjected to.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 09 Aug 2009 06:24

To the adminullah's

nayakuddin and Mahdi-e-dra wrote:
You are no fun anymore!

and while I am at it:

A Journey Interrupted: Being Indian In Pakistan

Being Muslim in India is a very hard job. Threatened and terrorised by the growing Hindu militant extremists and constantly looked at with suspicion and treated with a certain degree of caution, the Muslims are believed to harbour a certain desire to separate from the union and create a country of their own a la Pakistan that a modernist Jinnah created but has since been usurped by the dubious Islamist agenda. The suspicion is so institutionalised, that the Muslims are hardly represented in the country’s million plus armed forces and there is no Muslim officer in the country’s premier intelligence agency Research and Analysis Wing (RAW).

or

Sixty Years Of Fake Freedom: The South Asian Story
By Partha Banerjee

Moreover, in sixty years of a fake freedom, we South Asians ourselves have been successful to raise an apolitical, apathetic generation wilfully ignorant of our own history and way of life -- political, economic and cultural.Thanks to the freedom 60 years ago, we are now completely colonized.

Why victimije us aj peing not seriouz? Are we not better than:

India-Pakistan; Suspects In Each Others Eyes
By Syed Junaid Hashmi

"A joint mechanism on terror has been formed, bus service has been started, Rail services have become operational and people to people contacts have increased yet mistrust, suspicion, skepticism have become a part of such ceremonial meetings between India and Pakistan," said Senior leader of People's Democratic Party Nizamuddin Bhat.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Aug 2009 06:52

LMU Yelp me..
OT but bye Mishtake I hab responded back to a chithi aaf Rahul Mehta al Jurist in sharam sharm dhaga. Hab I sinned. Bill he come aaphter me.
Am I in big drouble ? Bheere ij buldy girls Haashtel of LMJu bhen ju need it. I am kavering in my dark karner nau.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Aug 2009 07:16

vaman wrote:Diyar Mullah Ryanair,

I know onlee bijlee e pata of the late Mullah, yand aljo his twitter e pata

I do not pata of any connection petween Phoonk Sundari and Mullah Nayakuddin apart from the fact that after Phoonk Sundari's aagaman in pee-aref, many temple( as in body part) have been marked with IR markers and mullahs have attained shahadath, many old friendships have peen broken and inter mullah solidarity has been shaken up very badly,see phor yoursalf that how one "kyun ki saas bhi kabhi phoonk sundari thi" has caused so mach damage.

But then diyar mullah, there is a saying in our waziristan

Samajhdaar ko isharaa hi kafi hain
Bewakoof ko soosai vest hi kaafi hain

Jes Vamanullah, Mullah Nayakuddin was shaheedized in phront of our eyes and bwe could do nohing bhile he waj being baited and then there bere 3 phlashes and kbaoom he met his 72.
I hab been phollowing the shoot and scoot tactics aj taught by Grand ayatullahj in LMU. Nau that Phook Sundari's native aar back, bwe already see phight about some maps and sensor and baiting in Chini dhaga.
To quote saying from Mohammad agency...

Badan pe na ho susai vest to Jannat nahin milti,
Khairat mein itni badi daulat nahin milti

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 09 Aug 2009 09:23

Shreeman wrote:Diyar Friends:
these six humble steps are:
1.
.
6.
prof. hidayath
media manager, and assitant lekchurer
LMU (on deputation at LMIAS)

deeyar hide-ur-tul-lah

why phor no provijon phor goats?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 09 Aug 2009 10:50

AhA!
Bliss to read very very care-foolly onlee

By Moni Basu
CNN

(CNN) -- What can 40 goats and 20 cows buy a Kenyan man? Chelsea Clinton's love, if you ask Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor.

Hillary Clinton says she would let her daughter Chelsea know about a Kenyan man's unique marriage offer.

The Kenyan man first offered the dowry nine years ago to then-President Bill Clinton in asking for the hand of his only child. He renewed it Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

CNN's Fareed Zakaria, the session's moderator, commented that given the economic crisis at hand, Chepkurgor's dowry was "not a bad offer."

However, Clinton said her daughter was her own person.

"She's very independent," she said. "So I will convey this very kind offer."

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 09 Aug 2009 20:07

mian dus percenti on Google

tweet from napaki

School girls from #Pakistan posing for class photograph

not quite pakistani, but

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 09 Aug 2009 20:27

x-bosting phrom TIRP

AmitR wrote:Pakistanis cite US as their main threat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mkj8WXEUYo

yamkrikhans are more kufr than cunning yindoos and ebil yehudis??
bhen did thij habben??

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 09 Aug 2009 20:57

marvi_memon

Golf at quetta club since all external visits cancelled due to security reasons. Very irritating. Golf club was dry and not in good shape

napaki

bhaat shape of club bhill satisfy ju mohtarma @marvi_memon - straight like a khamba or bent like a kela

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 09 Aug 2009 21:15

No kamments

Sharam in broad daylight

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 09 Aug 2009 21:17

from the twitter

ROFL! RT @nayakuddin Msg to the Baki army of hijras: All your goats are belong to us.

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 09 Aug 2009 21:21

Latest Automobile dejined by eshtoodents of LMU (Automoble Engg Debartment )

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Aug 2009 23:26

Survey: 78.6% of Bakistanis are joos

A secret survey conducted by bakistani analysts, deff and dumb bosters, bakistani interior minister, Zaid hamid and Madam Mazari has conclujively shown that 78.6% of bakistanis are joos. Earlier, about 22% of bakistanis were shown to be yindoos aphter bakistanis with capped mijjile were observed in tripal areas thus conclujively, 400% proving that they are yindoos. On the basis of urging from intelligence agencies, a mijjile audit was conducted, showing that 78.6% berjent of bakistanis had uncapped mijjile thereby conphirming what was a doubt in everybody's mind: Bakistan has pecome a victim of uncontrolled immigration from joos.

The rest of the 0.2% of bakistanis were made of 0.1% of non-state actors and the other 0.1% with family name as "Quasab" are not bakistanis. This was conphirmed by a personal communique phorm tenperjenti, groper and Rehman Malik. The remaining 50.3% are wimmens, the takiniki of determining nationality of wimmens does not exist in bakistan today.

The survey was conducted by amrikhan ajjistance with CIA drones and the bichchars were personally insbected by Rehman Malik who volunteered for the job and took a great interest in this ajbect of national security. In the top secret rebort brepared by Rehman Malik, some of the pages containing photographic evidenje was redacted by Malik by sticking them together with some kind oph strong glue. Thij explanation might be pehind rejent denials of yindians about the dossier from Blochistan, yindians were unable to open the photo book, because the pages were stuck together by Rehman Malik.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Aug 2009 02:49

Hell hath no fury as goat scorned

A desperate wish for a foreign goat may have led to the death of Pakistani Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud, a British newspaper reported on Sunday.

Mehsud was spending the night with his second goat ( from Brazil) in the village of Zangarha on Wednesday when he was killed in an American drone attack, the Sunday Times said.

It said the 35-year-old Mehsud, who has four daughters by his first wife,none from his first goat Zaibunissa, took a second goat, Crystal, ordered online from playgoat, last November.

The paper said the diabetic Mehsud, who had been feeling "poorly", had taken a risk in spending the night at the goatshed of second wife's father.

He had been seen by a local doctor, who had given Mehsud a glucose drip.

Upon dekhing Baitulla showering the phoren goat with affection, his first goat Zaibunissa is learnt to have bleated repeatedly in a particular tone which is said to have attracted the predators

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Aug 2009 03:01

Despite recession wicession Krachi Antarashtriya Chapadganju Halal Airways KACCHA reports boom in hawai travel

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 10 Aug 2009 06:43

Inshayalla pie 2011 we will konvert 403333333.26 of kaffir yindoos to bak momeens onlee pie giving them free H1N1 vizas