Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Aug 2009 07:05

Motorma Marvi is HIV bojitive aphter trip to quetta.

Somebody bliss to ask her to talk to al-chuktar phor electrijity takniki.

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Aug 2009 07:55

Bojitive ho ya negative,
Diyar Marvi ij addiktive.

Sweeter than jalebi,
Tweeter pe woh boli,

I ain't no squeezy sherry,
I can be bitter than rotten cherry

I hab broof in my haath
Staring at me, like a one-eyed saanp
Baja doongi main sabka kal band
Phoonk phoonk ke udaa doongi, saari yeh gandh.

Groper-o-Ghaddar ko yaad aayega unka baap.
Phir poochenge mujhsay, "madam, kaisi hain aap?"

How dare they not maintain the club-e-golf,
Cojbiracy everywhere, everyone crying wolf,
Uncircumcized yindoos were there, or so I am told,
But still, the clubs were crooked, the grass won't hold,

I am going o make such a hue and cry,
Leave ek ek ko, high and dry.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 10 Aug 2009 08:40

Anujan wrote: Motorma Marvi is HIV bojitive aphter trip to quetta.

Somebody bliss to ask her to talk to al-chuktar phor electrijity takniki.

lashtest entry.
http://marvimemon.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/balochistan/

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Aug 2009 08:42

ten lactating goats to this kufr LMU vijiting prafessar

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Aug 2009 08:46

Hiten wrote:mian dus percenti on Google
http://img35.imageshack.us/i/zardariw.jpg/

To read sherry's plog, I typed sherry rehman b in google. Sharm

Sharm

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 10 Aug 2009 09:25

I think the conversation would have been like this (again, I may be displaying the stupid trait of all Indians to see "hope in adversity" just as we see "unity in diversity"):

Gilani: Sir ji, Balochistan me gandagi pankhe tak pahunch gayee. Yeh sab musharraf chutiye ki karayi hai. Usne hi marvaya hai subko vahan. Hamari to izzat ka phalooda huva na? kuch to madad karo personally.

MMS: Balochistan ko to alag hona hi hai. Isi me baloch logon ki, tumhari aur hamari bhalayi hai. Use roka rahin ja sakta hai aur na rokna chahiye.

Baat to sach hai ki Pakistan...nahi Pakjab ki taarikh tumko badnaam karegi. Kiya sab Musharraf chutiye ne aur saja tumko milegi. Batao hum kya help kar sakte hai.

Gilani: Hume balochistan ki parva nahi hai aur nahi Kashmir ki. Voh chahe kisee se bhi so jaye ya bhaad me jaye...lekin agar aap ye maanlo ki aap unke saath shamil hai to, hum physically bach sakte hai.

MMS: Hmm...yaar tu bohot badi cheez maang raha hai. zara sochne de iska anjaam kya hoga....main ek minute madrasi takle se phoonch leta hun..

Gilani: Ab isme kya poochna. Baloch log to azadi lenehi vale hai aur leke hi rahenge. Praaji..aap agar nahin maanege to meri to jaan chali jayegi...aap mujhe bacha lo...

MMS: acha to bolna ki balochistan ke bare me baat ki hai. Aur sun bhadwe...yahan se jaane ke baad..fauj vouj mat bhejna vahan pe. Voh jo karna chahte hai kar ne do. Ab mujhe apne tatte bachani hai indian public se...

Gilani: apka bohot bohot sukriya Sir ji.

MMS: theek hai..phir aise baat mat kar mere se...tere jaise nahin..main 75 saale ka hun..meri bibi bolti hai ki mai sathiya gaya hun....kuch kar na baithu..

Gilani: Theek hai...bahar nikalte hi smile karo praa ji bohot journalist log intezaar kar rahe honge..

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 10 Aug 2009 10:07

LMU peer-reviewed research output haj increased in quality lately

Massaje phrom paki gobermand:

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 10 Aug 2009 10:30

So much pyar and piss towards Amreeka hain...

Muslim men bow in prayer during an anti-American rally in the north west Pakistan city Peshawar August 9, 2009. Over 500 supporters of the Islamic political party Jamaat-e-Islami gathered in a park in Peshawar to protest against military operations in Pakistan and neighboring Afghanistan.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 10 Aug 2009 10:31

Dileep-Al-Cochni and hij phollowers phrom Dera Mahab Ali wondering what ij teetar all apout.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 10 Aug 2009 10:32

Pakistani activists shout slogans against major global financial institutions during a protest in Karachi in April. Pakistani economists on Saturday said an additional 3.2 billion dollar loan from the IMF would have little impact on the economic problems facing the cash-starved South Asian country.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Aug 2009 10:33

archan wrote:Bojitive ho ya negative,
't no squeezy sherry,
I can be bitter than rotten cherry

I hab broof in my haath
Staring at me, like a one-eyed saanp
Baja doongi main sabka kal band
Phoonk phoonk ke udaa doongi, saari yeh gandh.
.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 10 Aug 2009 10:40

phrom todin
AoA == Al baqr-o-Akbar.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 10 Aug 2009 12:36

archan wrote: Sweeter than jalebi,
Tweeter pe woh boli,
I hab broof in my haath
Staring at me, like a one-eyed saanp

is thij the same one eyed saanp which shaista kiissed after morning siesta.?

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Aug 2009 19:51

^^ samjhnay waalay samajh gaye hain... jo naa samjay...

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 10 Aug 2009 20:12

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 10 Aug 2009 21:40

archan wrote:^^ samjhnay waalay samajh gaye hain... jo naa samjay...

woh napaki hain

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Aug 2009 21:44

Bakistan Newj Briefs

Mango juice Declared Haraam
About time I should say

National assembly MNAs and ISI embloyees detained due to conphujion
They were just doing their job, being a typical paki

Bakistan creates record by making biggest bowl
Aljo sets endurance record for GUPO

Purqha sales up in Isloo
Big order from guvrmand

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Aug 2009 03:32

The New President of Pakistan - Sala Mein Tu Saheb Ban Gaya
Dus Numbri Bresident of 69 Numbri Kabila

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJcEIw0z1A

negi · Post by **negi** » 11 Aug 2009 06:45

Kaffirs it ain't ovel unless its Ovel.

Rakkitmard Hakimullah Mehsud calls media, says he ij alipe

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 11 Aug 2009 12:02

GuruPrabhu wrote:So much pyar and piss towards Amreeka hain...

RageBoy-Lite?

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 11 Aug 2009 17:33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO32G-WS-rM

Furrrgive my Pinglish. I am neev in BENIS dhaga. Mullahs and Super-Mullahs, can yew throw some parkash on whu this Hassan Nissar is ? It seems he is a fraand of YYY conspirators.

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 11 Aug 2009 18:55

Anujan wrote:Bakistan Newj Briefs
Mango juice Declared Haraam
About time I should say

rofl!!!

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 11 Aug 2009 19:09

faraz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO32G-WS-rM

Furrrgive my Pinglish. I am neev in BENIS dhaga. Mullahs and Super-Mullahs, can yew throw some parkash on whu this Hassan Nissar is ? It seems he is a fraand of YYY conspirators.

fernandez faraz iyengar you are surely a YYY constipator to use words like parkash. at LMU nobody throws just the light. entire lamp posts are thrown. for this reason i ask learned mullahs to blease to confiskate all his goats and hoist this constipator on a lamp post so that he can see light from real close and then throw him along with the lamb post.

Hassan Nissar is a YYY who is against raakit mards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIfH37j_ZTY

no no watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL5tbU9_Kgc
here this evil YYY constibator says the elite of pakistan are generationally, genetically, endemically scoundrel. nasle-badmaash.

shaardullah

niran · Post by **niran** » 11 Aug 2009 20:32

AoA

bojitibly konphujing neuj

Bak Bolis file FIR against Musharraf

now! now! learned Editor janab, do not everyone have a musharraf? den how kan Bolis files a FIR
against musharraf? very kanphujing onlee. bliss to moderately enlighten.

Salam.

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Aug 2009 20:36

It ij simbly a case of boor pinglish. They mean to say

PHYRR in the musharraf

and they end up writing FIR, like kufars write FIRE. The PHYRR is indeed halal and pindigenous with the brime source as pindi chana. That ij to say that there ij no phoren hand in lighting that phyrr.

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 11 Aug 2009 22:50

Mullah shaardullah,
Shukriyaa a lot for your rebly.

I just joined LMU and just learning the ABC of Arabic or aliph, be, pe ,te of English. Bery Bery Saary for revealing my identity of YYY.

God bless Hasan Nisar and his tribe ! Are there any other YYY constipators like him in Our Land of Pure ?

I bill trai hard to learn Pinglish and other subjects in the Curry-culum of LMU.

niran · Post by **niran** » 11 Aug 2009 23:03

AoA that explains a lot. dhese Bolis need brober Pinglish
koaching yat LMU, yand to set it up 3.2 peelion baksheesh eej
not bharpur. eye will need bigger lota.. no eye will need a sack
phor bharpur baksheesh. Mulla do jou know any darji to stitch me
a sack?
AoA yand salam.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Aug 2009 23:08

Diyar Fernandez Faraz Iyengar al YYY-i
welcome to LMU and to our august (and september) company. Normally I would welcome you with open arms, but I see that you have not brought any young goats or herbs with you. In that case, I am suar some of the grad ishtoodants will be too happy only to show you the ropes and welcome you gently with some light ragging or musharraffing as we like to call it hiyar. I see also that you have come from the progenitor of this dhaaga, the false pakistan neuj dhaaga, where I am suar the low IQ of the debate was driving you totally shrilleen. No fikar, hiyar we will expand your mind (and other parts, depending on your choice of kave kamplex darwaza). For now, please register your kalashnikov with Abu Vamanullah, and report to Mullah Khullam Khulla who will provide you with LMU Starter Pack. In case you are wondering, this does not include a jaakit munna option, not yet.
yours in knawlidj sharing
Lalprafesar al Herbi

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 11 Aug 2009 23:11

Lalpraf, herb or herp ?

or r ju too high to knaw the diff-e-rence ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Aug 2009 23:18

Bhy phor Pakistan still targetting Musharraf? Bue all knoe, down under , dhey both hab to hang around together till death or Yindoo do dhem part.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Aug 2009 23:27

Studant numbar 420
Naam: Far Assullah
Umar: Same as Shahid Afridi
Married: No
Cousins : Yes
Goats :Yes
Goat Tongue: Arabic
Mother Tongue: Pink
Sex : Not yet
Maalish : Moderate
Klasnikov :1
IQ: 4
Ijlamic Quotient( Pakislamic Quotient for the PeeSees) 199.99
Soosai Vest: Under Manufakchur
Threat to Kufars : Low
Threat to self : High
Suggested Soosai Mission : Take out the Gatekeeper of GHQ with a 1 tonne Truk Bum
Recommended Training : History of Bakistan, Graitness of Arabs, Pingrezi
Unsuitable for: Electronics, Soosai Bum fabrication
Overall Ass-e-ssment : Expendeble, use only for low kasualty high PR value attaks

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Aug 2009 23:31

Mashha Allah,ished , Shukriya to Asharaf Mullah oph LMU ,IQ haz improbed like shpelling ,big akomblishment and suck cess phrom -8 to plus phour..
Now eat joor haart oot, da dreem haz kum troo. Goat is now ophicially End- orsed by Baki State. Bleeze to najar da Flaag

PML-N sends draft of 18th, 19th amendments to Govt
http://thenews.jang.com.pk/updates.asp?id=84795

archan · Post by **archan** » 12 Aug 2009 08:03

AoA! krass-e-bosting this phrom bost-e-graduate bhatullah's bost in the bious dhaaga. This YYY ajent and consbiracy theorist (against the bious, oph course) Paracha has peen ribbed a new one by none other than brophet Zaid Zaman Hamid. He sayj, in dephense oph treason.

He wants everything that comes out of his mouth to be taken as an irrefutable ‘fact.’

So.... do you have a broplem with that Mr. Paracha?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Aug 2009 15:27

Phyrring habbens in musharraf, bhen everybaddy bwants too doo kaapybilli aph AmirKhan yand get too eks-sigh-turd doing GUBO. Be-achar-a Musharraf!

AoA

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 12 Aug 2009 18:45

Yindoo kuffars have launched Bhuvan, which they claim to be the Aankh in the jannat... Can any see-near Mullahs upload the coordinates of LMU, hain? After a terrific night out with Khushpoo and herps, I feel lost....

Most importantly, Ij it halaal to uje bhuvan for finding LMU campus, hain?

Bliss to help !!!

Cheerharanulla bin losti bin confusi...

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 12 Aug 2009 19:51

A-h-A!

I was lying (I am always lying, but hiyar I mean as in musharraf-ul-zameen, not bol-ing thru musharraf) on the terrace of my makaan in Mingora, getting a massage on my musharraf. When out of the gathering dusk in the aajman, hiyar comes these two thin lines of smoke, followed by a huge dubbal vacuum inflashun from the makaan oph my neighbor Hameedullah Mehsood's 3rd Father-in-Law. I am knowing that there were 14 beebals and 72 goats in that makaan. Now there is no makaan, just some pieces of sheesh kebab. Bliss to eggsblain what habben: I had TOLD Hameedullah's 3rd wife (with whom I was on very good terms when he was in Waziristan) that it was not a good idea to store the fuel oil in the shed with all the fertiliser in the cardboard boxes, because Brinjej Ayesha particularly likes to exercise her teeth on the cardboard. Now they are plaming it on "susbected mijjile ishtrike".

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 12 Aug 2009 19:52

deeyar chiron ullah
aj u see vishwa kamra phrom kamra aiyar base is already running down bhuvan in kufr wepsite.
so i bud sujjest use poovan the proven tachniq to track kushpoo in LMU .

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 13 Aug 2009 01:46

Thij ij phrom lalbrofessor's twit.

Kufr time
TIME'S William Stewart, who rode into the key railroad junction with the Indian troops, cabled: "Jessore, India's first strategic prize, fell as easily as a mango ripened by a long Bengal summer. It shows no damage from fighting. In fact, the Pakistani 9th Division headquarters had quit Jessore days before the Indian advance, and only four battalions were left to face the onslaught.

yet another reajon phor panning mangoes in Bakistan.

James B · Post by **James B** » 13 Aug 2009 04:04

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 13 Aug 2009 11:27

Deeyar IED-Athaars,

Bliss to refer the holy-pook and klari-phy my sawaal.

Ij Al-Keeda the national mascot of great Islamic nation of Pakistan ?

Bhen I searched the dark, narrow corners of Google, it just struck me that ij the dung-peetle the sympol of resistance oph Al-Keeda and hence aljo insbhiring the ummah in Bakistan ?

I am con-phyujed just like the samay when I tried to phyrr the stinger mijjile at the kuffr Eff-Solah in tora-bra and heard only the sound oph 'mera dost, mera dost, mera dost'.