Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rajsunder · Post by **rajsunder** » 16 Aug 2009 00:54

KrishG wrote:Bliss to note, the land of the pure habe inbented new fuel efficient motorbike. The most abvanced in Ch'ummah'! It habe the latest tegnolgy like indictator lights! It a slap in the base of all Kuffars of India who trying to make-up littlestic car!

Thij tegnolergy ij sole proberty of BENIS !!
Pukistan Pain-in-the-batt!

correct link

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 16 Aug 2009 05:35

Gilani, Zardari, Kiyani and Sharif celebrating Independence Day

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Aug 2009 05:54

durgesh wrote:Gilani, Zardari, Kiyani and Sharif celebrating Independence Day

Da beedwo iz halal brroof of Bakistani impregnabilitee fakt. Eben LMU Maulana woint try .

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2009 21:07

Diyar IeD Atar

Despite the Dhoom and Gloom on the Hindu-Tabbat Dhaaga, bhwe musht not give up paying our respects to Bakistan( as we do every morning or when nature calls) and Bakistaniyat

Zor Ka Jhatka to Nawaz Shareef, Gola strikes back

Eat that you rakshaks salivating over the impending Lamp post event

And

Zardari at his comic best

And

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2009 21:16

Bakistan Banking Beshth in Duniya : Cunning Barclay's Yindoo Employee

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Pakistani banking industry has huge potential to grow and we will grow with this potential,’ said Vinit Chandra, Chief Executive Global Retail and Commercial Banking Emerging Markets, while talking to Dawn on Thursday

‘I think Pakistan banking industry is the hero as the industry has surplus liquidity while not a single bank failed here,’

not a shingle bank failed, whole duniya banks failed including the setusamudram selvaraja mudaliyar co-opertive hindu tevar Bank but not a shingle Bakistani bank failed, how can one fail when pass mark is 0 hain? only Bakistan gormand failed to fill its lota, but Bakistan banks top klass, yexcellent!

‘We will soon introduce some new products and at later stage we will launch credit cards,’ he said.

That's it, Ball you yindoos who have Barclays's account bliss note!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2009 21:19

Grait Nooz! Cuba switches over to Bakistani Rupee! Grait challenge to Dollar both Amriki and Zimbabwee

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2009 21:28

Children Children everywhere, not a woman to grope

Happy Youm e Haraami din Bakistan ! Thank you Djinnah and Djaswant Singh

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 16 Aug 2009 22:36

vaman maama is on a roll.

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 17 Aug 2009 00:57

Children Children everywhere, not a woman to grope

or mebbe that is why they posted a tfta militry afsar right next to him. just to be safe.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Aug 2009 01:01

GuruPrabhu wrote:vaman maama is on a roll.

Maulana Vamanullah haz bolunteered to be JiJa of all young Bakistnis> Bleeze to abbreciate hiz hard work and sacrifice.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 17 Aug 2009 10:41

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... kinis.html

Swimmers are told to wear burkinis

Under the rules, swimmers – including non-Muslims – are barred from entering the pool in normal swimming attire.

Instead they are told that they must comply with the "modest" code of dress required by Islamic custom, with women covered from the neck to the ankles and men, who swim separately, covered from the navel to the knees.

Swimmers were told last week on the centre's website that "during special Muslim sessions male costumes must cover the body from the navel to the knee and females must be covered from the neck to the ankles and wrists".

In Glasgow, a men-only swimming session is organised by a local mosque group at North Woodside Leisure Centre, at which swimmers must be covered from navel to knee.

Muslim swimming sessions are also held at a number of state schools around the country. At Loxford School in Ilford, east London, a local Muslim group organises weekly sessions for Muslim men, with the warning that "it is compulsory for the body to be covered between the navel and the knees.

"Anyone not adhering to the dress code or rules within the pool will not be allowed to swim".

The practice of holding special Muslim swimming sessions has led to non-Muslims being turned away.

David Toube, 39 and his five year old son Harry were last year refused entry to Clissold Leisure Centre, in Hackney, east London, after being told the Sunday morning swimming session was for Muslim men only.

Earlier, defending the segregation policy, a Croydon council spokesman said: "We appreciate that certain religious groups, such as Muslims, have strict rules on segregation for activities including sports, so in response to requests from the local community, we have been running these sessions at Thornton Heath Leisure Centre."

So much biousness, pie the way, ij it okay to do the sharm sharm in the bool, hain ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Aug 2009 12:22

GuruPrabhu wrote:So much biousness, pie the way, ij it okay to do the sharm sharm in the bool, hain ?

Lalbrafessar's third coujin twice removed, aljo the fourth aunt of hij grandmother and his second wiphe, swimming in a halal manner

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 17 Aug 2009 12:55

^^^
It ij the new svviming costume dejined by baki ajency SUPARCO(Sea and UnderwAter PardhA Research Organrisation).

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 17 Aug 2009 16:58

AoA ...Baki Birathers going to oeirope inside trucks, containers, suitcases, feul tanks, aircraft wheel well,boats, gifts boxes , etc doing a good job.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 17 Aug 2009 17:21

baki mards masturbating at the thought of making bakistan impregnable

bahdada · Post by **bahdada** » 17 Aug 2009 19:06

Srry if this a re-post. This was featured on Gizmodo.

Pakistani Engineering Student Can't Figure out how an Automatic Sliding Door Operates
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech ... matic-door

foolish young pakistani engineering student mullah katl ud din breaks electrical door in his university displaying extreme stupidity. he is being considered for darwin foolishness awards this year...

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 17 Aug 2009 19:33

Newly implemented Pukistan Beautification Under Heat (PBUH) project in full swing.

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 17 Aug 2009 19:34

durgesh wrote:baki mards masturbating at the thought of making bakistan impregnable

La Haul Vila Kuvat.

They kannot do that in buplic. Bhat bill avar pyaari Khushboo say ? 1000 stribes to them far that. Send the Jaakit Munna from LMU to them for prapar akshun.

May the Aakas be merciful to you for pringing it to our notice, mullah durgeshallah

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Aug 2009 00:57

Da aaRVee oph Baki mizzle musht be in shaphe oph lota.
Mizzle will kollect bakshhesh and redurn to Beggerstan and land next to Khushboo 'bhutt. INterkontinetal Begging Mizzile>

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 18 Aug 2009 08:41

Abter reading lot of poonchs in jeehaaad forum and ummah forums I had a revelation... Even Kabila is not a safe blace. I want to take my Ayesha and goats and go to nukkad dhaga. Request fellow mujahids to return them immediately... Last time I checked a jehAdi was offering my goat to laalbrafessar and my Ayesha was looking pyarily at nayakuddin's.

Yubars guboli
ramanullah-al-brobheti

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 18 Aug 2009 09:19

Mazahabi Kweshchun phaar Aayti-ullah!
Bhat aan zameen doej porth kajan trice removed meaning ? If kajan ij removed bunce, then there ij no kajan and hou kan ju removing a kajan second time and thild time after removing it phist time.
How is thij rishta phramed ?

Kanfujed Peeehhdee skalar phram LMU,
Rain-al-kajan "twice removed by ISI"

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 18 Aug 2009 16:43

Baht for Jacket Munna blaying halaal games ??

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 18 Aug 2009 18:37

^ Pretty kawmon,

One P hold the hole, bhile another P holds his TFTA stick and pushes his balls in. Great preparation for national sport of P- el GUBO.

Aljo, notice 400% halaal assembly of 4 pious apduls and 1 ayesha.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 18 Aug 2009 18:53

^^^
There ij another game in background....thij time there ij 4 holes and instead of stick u habe to uje ur phinger.

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 18 Aug 2009 19:08

http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pakistan/ms-twitter Please kast bote phor him...

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 18 Aug 2009 22:07

Subhanallah! Also, blij vote Mr. Pak Twitter @napaki - Mullah Suaruddin

http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pakistan/mr-twitter

The Jihard ij trulu on...

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Aug 2009 22:11

Lalbrofessor ij climping ub the stairs and reaching djannat with the tob 3 houris. Thanks to all the LMU moojids! Kanadian vijja in the offing! AoA!

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 18 Aug 2009 22:13

Mullah Rishiullah plijj to issue fatwa phor boat to all apduls oph peeaareff phor avar LMU phakulty @lalbrofessor & @napaki AoA

Inshallah avar phakulty membars bill kaam phaarst - Mr. & Mrs. bakistan

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Aug 2009 22:18

Our most favorite motion passer, Marvi haj reborted a great haraam !
Who is Mullah Facts and why waj he denied the birthright of all bakistani mards ?

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 18 Aug 2009 22:31

Tweeter is haraam.
CIA wepsite

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 18 Aug 2009 22:34

rohiths wrote:Tweeter is haraam.
CIA wepsite

LMU makes Haram cheez 400% halaal onlee... Don't you worry... It is like sprinkling of kufr ganga-jal which washes the sins.. with lalpraf leading the baki-cleaning movement, teetar is halaal and cleansed of YYY influence...

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 18 Aug 2009 22:57

Bissmilaah Raehman ul rahiim
Diyar larned mullah and others. These Dron attacks hab left me pagal. No beace even in caves. Meanbhile when was runing from cave to cave I noticed this. Blease to exblain

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Aug 2009 23:23

I declare all voting Haraam

Patni · Post by **Patni** » 18 Aug 2009 23:24

archan wrote:Lalbrofessor ij climping ub the stairs and reaching djannat with the tob 3 houris. Thanks to all the LMU moojids! Kanadian vijja in the offing! AoA!

in line with the glorious pakistaniat that we all love to spread the boll allows multiple votes! just so moojids take a break for 30-40 min and go revote! I see that the site on which the proud pakis are being voted on hasnt got its tot from haram kuffar EVMs!!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Aug 2009 00:24

Grait Discovery, Like poles repel each other! Idiots against Idiot Box, Miracle of --

The above news item can also be re-phrased as

How many Pakis does it take to break a TV set and beat up the haraami!

I am now eagarly awaiting the fatwa against internet! what a grait din it will be when the Talibs will be seen pulling out internet cables and using them for flogging infidels, when the Talibs will be using wireless routers to track mating calls of ayesha goats, when the green flag of sharia flies proudly over pindi, draping the mortal remains of the Grait Field Marshall Gola , the victor of Kargil, the herrow of Kunduz, the guardian of the soiled daipers of the guardians of the holy mosques.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 19 Aug 2009 06:20

twits phrom napaki to motorhama NCHAUDHRY94

# aljo mohtorma @NCHAUDHRY94 plijj aaslo bot phor this Mujahid phrom Lal Madrassa Isloo phor Mard #Pakistan teetar http://is.gd/2ngds

@NCHAUDHRY94 Mohtorma plijj to bote phor my biradar @lalbrofessor who ij LMU phakulty HOD phor motorhama #Pakistan teetar http://is.gd/2nnLh

@NCHAUDHRY94 bhy do joo chay I're naawt phunny. I no i're naawt phunny. R ju trying phunny bith me mohtorma I HAB GOAT!!

lahaul bila kuvat @NCHAUDHRY94 bhaat r joo saying R joo not understanding my Pingrezi. hab juu phargotton eberything abaout jour Pak-e-Watan

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Aug 2009 07:28

vaman wrote:How many Pakis does it take to break a TV set and beat up the haraami!

Diyar Vamanullah

I waj watching the idiot box todin and dilbullah came in, smashed the tv and gave me a kanadian vija. However when dilbullah smashed the box, it waj showing a program about the holy pook. Can I now go and peautify dilbullah's kave phor blasph-e-my ?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 19 Aug 2009 08:24

AllahoAkbar! Do the kufr learn NOTHING phrom their many defeats?

This brings back yaad oph Beirut 1983.

It may be mentioned that reports based on a US State Department document had said that the US government was setting up a Marine House in Islamabad at a cost of $112.5 million to accommodate about 1,000 Marines.

Population in Islamabad eej going to peecome taller and fairer on average in the next 20 saal. Or much darker....

negi · Post by **negi** » 19 Aug 2009 09:14

I haph a innojhent pooch , bhy ij lalbrof wearing led libshtick on hij libs in hij brofile bhicchar on teetar ?

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 19 Aug 2009 09:21

it is as a salam to led lips missile maalish parlour onlee