Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 21 Aug 2009 21:37

^^ http://bit.ly/8CkWO

blease join lalbrofessor
Rebort to LMU kampus, Isloo with your AK-47, goats and baseline.

shravanullah
LMU under the graduate fresher

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 21 Aug 2009 22:26

In good ald tims therewas a tradition (circa Musharaf HMSOP, Bri -dran-attack era) that bhen eber somebody is raped they get Canadian visa. Komenting an gang rape af a mohterma HMSOP Musharaf exblained that she gat herself rabed to get Canadian bisa. So many Bakistani hab benefited fram this schem end once upon a time an anourable mullah fram LMU had eben hired a toyota van to deliber visa to da need full. More details kan be found in da annals af LMU arkhibe cave number 27.
Jours hidingly in cave
Rasull-ullah bin registani

BS: how is fifth wife af mullah Tanvir who live on back side af LMUcampus? D o you see some jummadin some gulabi dupata on third floor window?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 21 Aug 2009 22:40

aphter hiyaring accujashun against biradhar napaki i feel sad todin .... put to jeer up LMU I have some good newj

Todin we cum to know that Bakistan ij not just a marital nashun put also pre-marital nashun

Imran Khan, Benazir Bhutto were an item, claims book
AoA!!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Aug 2009 23:26

yesterdin i waz kounting the leefs on OAK tree yand rebelation kame down ,Brophet Ham-Eid iz diskorsing Ik_ Ball ka Bakistan. My pooch to lurned Maulana iz that haz not Bakis foolfilled dhiz klaim by libing da dreem laif bith 1 (IK) Ball?

Blessed arr thoze who Beleeve In Breadator Bringing Message Phrom Janna .

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2009 00:45

Bawla phutto and other pakeej haggling for their 72 raisins near jannat on earth, Pakistan

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 22 Aug 2009 00:54

There are multiple thought processes going on in the University these days and there is a section who are seriously contemplating to recommend Nisha-E-Bakistan to Jaswant Singh. The University may be closed to quell the riots between the sections of the professors and students. Never in the hstory had such a division just on thoughts. New era in Pakistan has started.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2009 00:56

It is more like "Nasha-e-pakastaan" that afflicts the geriatric Bhaajpaites.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 22 Aug 2009 09:46

Allah hyas binally probided ush with Halaal meedia praaducts, o you lucky Abdul Mujahids, enjaai

http://www.aoamedia.com/

Fatwa: All bhideos aaf throat shlitting aaf kaafirs musht be ripped subhanallah in this saaftware onlee, plijj to shout AoA AoA during this time

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 22 Aug 2009 12:22

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 22 Aug 2009 12:36

^^^^
Unfortunately for Ayesha and Kushboo there are no male witnesses in sight to testiclefy in shararat court against this apuse by chinkil. Their only hope ij, yes jou guessed it right, Baki Rakkitmard. Bhill he cum in time for their rescue??!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 22 Aug 2009 15:10

Silly kufrs gassed it wraang aj ujual.

The Kolean coujin oph owr Khushpoo ij eeting the poots oph ze soljer apobe. Plijj to see the akspreshun on pool man's phace.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2009 15:30

I am knowing why Chainese beebul are calling bakistanis tarrel than mountain. It ij because bakistanis are TFTA - they have good arapian jeans so they are tall. To the chainese they must seem tarrel than mountains.

But I yam wondering why chainese beebul, who are cloje friends oph baakistan, and are always flying wingtip to wingtip call the pakistanis 'deepel than ocean' hain ji? What ij there that ij deeper than ocean in pakistanij I wonder?

Plij to shed some light - tarrel I understand, deepel I don't.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Aug 2009 15:47

mullag gagandullah

After being GUBOED by amritraj, being GUBOED by chinkil feels like looking for needle in ocean, besides, chinese rakkits are said to be ismall

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 22 Aug 2009 16:55

^^

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2009 18:32

Deiyar IED-tor,
I wish to lodge strong complain against Sri-vamanulla for denigrating tarrel than mountain fliends.

He ij naat knowing that tarrel than mountain fliend has small feet and naat small pinky. This is serious loss of echendee oph both pakistaniyat and maowaadiat tladitons.

Jours concern-ed ly
Gagan-ulla

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 22 Aug 2009 18:39

Becoj of the rabid moderijashion of the Indian Phorces aphter 26/11, it waj imperative to upgrade the training giben to the neksht generashion Kasabs. Inshallah, they bill be better trained with the treadmills in the absensh of goats to run after. The mujahid below was certified A++ jihadi after his training was over.

niran · Post by **niran** » 22 Aug 2009 18:40

Gagan wrote:I am knowing why Chainese beebul are calling bakistanis tarrel than mountain. It ij because bakistanis are TFTA - they have good arapian jeans so they are tall. To the chainese they must seem tarrel than mountains.

But I yam wondering why chainese beebul, who are cloje friends oph baakistan, and are always flying wingtip to wingtip call the pakistanis 'deepel than ocean' hain ji? What ij there that ij deeper than ocean in pakistanij I wonder?

Plij to shed some light - tarrel I understand, deepel I don't.

Diyar Mulla
Phirst jou should get eet rait eet eej "Deepel dan Mountain tarrel dan ocean"
not the way jou phrase. eye think eet eej kelear py da phrase, what eej da
matlab

Den jou should take pack jour brotest, here yat LMU brotest against Seanear
Mullas have severe konseeqwences, e.g. achanak jou may phind thousand
angry Bees visiting jour mijjile silo, rest assured jou would not like eet a wee bit.

Salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Aug 2009 18:47

You ignorant koophar

How can Chung Lee with size four joota have size ten no dong hain?
Bwhy do you think Chinese aurat get busted by Jamia Hafsa sistahs giving massage to Lal Masjid men and not red embassy in Islamagood men hain?

Arrah hu Akbal?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Aug 2009 18:49

Put put,
the plhase itself means that 'Tarrel than mountains ij maowaadiayat mijjile'.

Ok ok I will take pack the brotest.

Deiyar IED-tor plij to return the brotest that eye had given to ju. It seems see-near mullas are bearing down on nanha mujahids and abduls.

<Phyrrs hij AK-47 in the air before ducking pehind the rocks>

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 22 Aug 2009 19:30

Our friendship is higher than Himalayas and deeper than oceans:Zardari
HANGZHOU, China Aug 22

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 22 Aug 2009 21:46

Kufr yindoo yem pee yays no match for Baki LMU MBAs
http://pakistanmba.jimdo.com

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 22 Aug 2009 22:02

rohiths wrote:Kufr yindoo yem pee yays no match for Baki MBAs
http://pakistanmba.jimdo.com

A bit careful when downloading any documents from this site, could be infested with Virus (Jihadi ones)...

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 22 Aug 2009 22:30

But Bhat ij tij ??

hasmukh · Post by **hasmukh** » 23 Aug 2009 00:40

THIJ IJ IN SALLAH REBOTE CONTROLLED TALIB TANK CAIRING NEWCLEAR BUMB WEING SEND TO FAIGHT BIJ YAHOODI/YINDU/YUMEERICA IN PAKHTOONWALA ON J BORDERS OF LAL TOPPI MULLAH HAAAN AMMI ZAHEED WHO ZPEAKS ANGREZI JO FRAATEY FAST LIKE MAULANA JASWANT SAIFUUDING. DOPEFULLY BE BILL DEBIJ ALL WITH THIJ NUCLEAR BAROOD , IN SALLAH.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 23 Aug 2009 01:09

Great bicchar oph F-17 Gaddhaar on takeoff roll!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 23 Aug 2009 04:30

http://www.outlookindia.com/article.aspx?218589

Buses stop at the nearest settlement at prayer times, providing men the option to pray or have another dose of Naswar or sip a cup of local style tea called kahwa. A small number of women start appearing in the buses at Jamrud, some 20 miles from Torkham. They are mostly shuttlecock burqa-clad, and sit quietly in the women section, without looking around, like dummies.

From Peshawar onward, the number of beards and turbans as well as the shuttlecock burqas starts declining, their place being taken by clean-shaven men and white chadar-clad women. The tea at the stopovers is served with milk and more smoking men make their appearance replacing the exiting naswar-chewing men. As for what passes for music, this is the time when Ata Ullah Khan Isakhelvi begins to get played..

Once the buses pass Attock Bridge on Indus River, the influence of nearby Akora Khatack declines and a thin line of hair above forehead becomes visible among chadar-clad women. The turbans, beards, most of naswar-chewing men and shuttlecock burqa clad women disappear, giving way to mustachioed men in shalwar kameez and some black UP style burqas as well as dopatta-clad women.

No wonder where you travel on GT Road, every damn person claims to be of unadulterated Scythian blood or of Arabian heritage. Nobody claims to be of native, Aryan or Hun origin till somewhere in the Indian Punjab when sari-clad Aryans with visible navels and sometimes some cleavage make an appearance. The polymerised amalgamation of Scythian and Arab cultures is occasionally scrapped off from the floor of the buses by natives, shudras turned hospitality workers, so that Scythians and Arabs can start making their multicultural amalgam all over again.

Bhat ij thij Scythians Kush, that the headless murugae ij boling? 100 stribes on thij murugae. There ij onlee bure arab kush onlee and nothing elje in bureland.

negi · Post by **negi** » 23 Aug 2009 11:59

Anujan and phellow mujahids bhere ij thij mahina's ijjue of Blaypoy ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 13:18

There are no men in Islamagood

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 13:21

Halal or Haraam?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 23 Aug 2009 14:55

^^^
bhat ij thij, hain? L(al)MU SS?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 15:05

Bhwy aren't the rest of the Specail Sewer Gan**s SSG not wearing traditional Burqa camel-flage?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Aug 2009 15:21

vaman wrote:[img]greenuniforms[/img]

Halal or Haraam?

Thij is the Bichar oph of emergency service in the land oph the bure called rescue 1122.

Their slogan should be

If you meet ur 72......
CALL Rescue 1122

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 16:15

If you meet ur 72......
CALL Rescue 1122
Unless it is Kargil
As all we can do
is Blame NATOO
While you come downhill
Smelling of your own no 2

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Aug 2009 17:08

If you meet ur 72......
CALL Rescue 1122
Unless it is Kargil
As all we can do
is Blame NATOO
While you come downhill
Smelling of your own no 2

Down we come to Isloo
between loving legs of kushpoo
Kave kamplex has hidden treasures
The boys,the hopes,the goats,the pleasures,
Whose charms were broken if revealed,
Only a deeper mijile impulse has given
To dreams that soar to heaven,
Seeking a houri... sweet as a bun.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 17:44

If you meet ur 72......
CALL Rescue 1122
Unless it is Kargil
As all we can do
is Blame NATOO
While you come downhill
Smelling of your own no 2

Down we come to Isloo
between loving legs of kushpoo
Kave kamplex has hidden treasures
The boys,the hopes,the goats,the pleasures,
Whose charms were broken if revealed,
Only a deeper mijile impulse has given
To dreams that soar to heaven,
Seeking a houri... sweet as a bun.

Seeking a houri... sweet as a bun.
Damn that BSF, damn that Gun
For every battle that we have won
Tales of valour, so expertly we have spun
From the victory in 48 to the battles of 65
Oh Hindus, do the Green Djinns still terrify?
Do you recall the fight in seventy one?
You gave back 93000, we gave back none
With such figures on our side
I wonder how you claim victory by snide
Tell us by which treaty did we ever abide?
Why should we, when there is the warmth of khusboo by our side!

We are the finest men, with strength and speed
The finest the bast*rd genes that could ever breed
Death before disgrace is our motto
But when the mirages returned after taking photo
We forgot our motto, forgot our rota
F*** that, we even left behind our halal lota
Our Shiny salwar was soiled and wet
There was no sympathy no respect
Even the Fauji dakktar sent us to the vet!

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Aug 2009 18:11

If you meet ur 72......
CALL Rescue 1122
Unless it is Kargil
As all we can do
is Blame NATOO
While you come downhill
Smelling of your own no 2

Down we come to Isloo
between loving legs of kushpoo
Kave kamplex has hidden treasures
The boys,the hopes,the goats,the pleasures,
Whose charms were broken if revealed,
Only a deeper mijile impulse has given
To dreams that soar to heaven,
Seeking a houri... sweet as a bun.

Seeking a houri... sweet as a bun.
Damn that BSF, damn that Gun
For every battle that we have won
Tales of valour, so expertly we have spun
From the victory in 48 to the battles of 65
Oh Hindus, do the Green Djinns still terrify?
Do you recall the fight in seventy one?
You gave back 93000, we gave back none
With such figures on our side
I wonder how you claim victory by snide
Tell us by which treaty did we ever abide?
Why should we, when there is the warmth of khusboo by our side!

We are the finest men, with strength and speed
The finest the bast*rd genes that could ever breed
Death before disgrace is our motto
But when the mirages returned after taking photo
We forgot our motto, forgot our rota
F*** that, we even left behind our halal lota
Our Shiny salwar was soiled and wet
There was no sympathy no respect
Even the Fauji dakktar sent us to the vet!

The finest the bast*rd genes that could ever breed
into our first cousin we put our seed
We thought that we are the leaders of ooommaahh
Amrikhan scr*wed us after taking much more than a chumma
We have noocleyar bum say the army brass
At the end of the day we eat only grass
All the Bakistan is just a madness
Everything else is false that offer gladness
We kill each other and give pain
Blame it on Yamreeki Yahudi Yindoo ....life is not in vain.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Aug 2009 18:37

I bow to thee, Nishan e Bakistan Haroon K Umar

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 23 Aug 2009 18:41

AllahoAkbar ! A Boet Lorry-Ate!

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Aug 2009 19:10

Same here....Hila-de-Bakistan ... vamanullah

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 23 Aug 2009 19:58

Vamanullah yand Haroon Kumar, out-e-standing jusht out-e-standing.