Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 23 Aug 2009 22:05

Vamanullah yand Haroon Kumar

Masha Allah, Subhan Allah . You deserve a pagfull of Hila-de-Bakistan and Sitara-E-Khurrat for this.

May you get the best of Virgins for your efforts in bot the worlds. May Haseena Atum Bum be merciful on you !

BijuShet · Post by **BijuShet** » 23 Aug 2009 22:30

Anujan wrote:Diyar Mullahs
When kafirs attack mullah baitullah and mullah ashphuck kayani become best friends. Just like that I pooch should we not ask our estranged birathers in nukkad kave kamples for vote for lalbrofessar ?
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pakistan/ms-twitter

Lalbrofessar ijj 2 botes shy aph 300. Blease bote on (the hallal link is above) "+" phor Lalbrofessar.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 24 Aug 2009 02:15

Vamanulla yand HerownKhilji

Wah wah what sbontaneous jugalbandhee, you make Miyan Tansen broud onlee. (Such ratnas should be saved bermanently (and in its current context); it’s dillbreaking

that in a few dins it will be halalled foreber, yallah rehmat kar)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Aug 2009 02:15

Pak fauj defeats local club in kirket
aljo pleej to notice url: tsp

negi · Post by **negi** » 24 Aug 2009 07:09

Todin ij a led letter day in histoly of LMU ; Pingreji haj been agjepted aj the official language for dijkujing djinn takniki ; shukliya to Mullah saarc-e-azam enqyoob now nanha mujahids and the jirga can converje in the prejtine language phreely .

Aj phol drones...khao joor dils kaffirs.

-phyrrs ak in hawa and slams the cave komplex door

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Aug 2009 08:33

Baki Drones in huge subply.

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... detail12-1
Yand Rakkit Namards
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... detail12-3

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 24 Aug 2009 10:05

Mullaah Va-Man ullah & CHoudhary Hawroon-Ko-Maar,

A few blue chhands ago i waas awaarded the Hila-le Myoojiciaan-e-LMU award for introducing the burqa band. incidentallee I was searching for a nice boetic cum-pojition for the next record & al-bum of burqa band, when i came akraas jour kavita baaji, yand imee-diatelee i knew I phound the cum-pojition..
Do joo great boets mind if I uje it faar the burqa band saang???

jours in-quiringlee,
Rahul Bin Sharmullah
Hila-le Myoojiciaan-e-LMU

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 24 Aug 2009 11:01

http://twitpic.com/f0hq2

Question ij: Should the lambost on which thij raakistmard is slung phrom, be painted green? Ij thij halal or haraam?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 24 Aug 2009 12:54

^^^ + 1
u can uje the cum-pojition in ur orchestrashun, but send 10 goats as compensashun to kave kamplex 2211.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 24 Aug 2009 15:28

Arunkumar wrote:^^^ + 1
u can uje the cum-pojition in ur orchestrashun, but send 10 goats as compensashun to kave kamplex 2211.

Evil Breadator ishtole my entire flack aaf Khuspoo..

No more goats left

I will send the Burqa Band itself so that u may bractice Vija Power..

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 24 Aug 2009 16:52

bhat kind of Burkha is this ?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 24 Aug 2009 16:59

^^
That ij the bur-kha pelonging to kuffar Sheriff Woody(Toy Ishtory).. bery haraam!!

archan · Post by **archan** » 24 Aug 2009 20:42

Cross-e-bosting phrom the bious dhaage:

Ranvijay wrote:Photochor caught plagiarising articles

Monday, August 24, 2009
This is with reference to Dr A Q Khan’s column “Science of computers — part I” which appeared in your pages on Aug 19.

1. Dr Khan writes: “The computer is an essential part of 21st century life. Computer science is a fast-moving subject that gives rise to a range of interesting and often challenging problems. The implementation of today’s complex computer systems requires the skills of a knowledgeable and versatile computer scientist. Artificial intelligence — the study of intelligent behaviour — is having an increasing reference on computer system design. Distributed systems, networks and the internet are now central to the study of computing, presenting both technical and social challenges.”

Now compare this to the first paragraph of Undergraduate Prospectus 2009, University of Sussex(http://www.sussex.ac.uk/units/publicati ... /computing):

“Computing is an essential part of 21st-century life, and is an exceptionally fast-moving subject that gives rise to a range of interesting and challenging problems. The implementation of today’s complex computing systems, networks and multimedia systems requires the skills of knowledgeable and versatile computer scientists. Computer networks and the internet are now central to the study of computing and information technology, presenting both technical and social challenges. Artificial intelligence (AI) — the study of intelligent behaviour — is having an increasing influence on computer system design.”
More on - http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=194555

From nooclur bums to newspaper articles, is there something this dude has not copied?

Kaafir! bhat ij the broplem hiyar? so bhat haj Dr. Khan done wrong, hain?

Chor hua to kya hua, jaise Daaktar Khan,
Nukular bum to phir bhi, thaa courtesy of great Han.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Aug 2009 21:41

Chor hua to kya hua, jaise Khan Huzoor,
Jeb mein phuti kaudi nahin, phir bhi land of the pure
Nut bolt jodkar bum banaya, test kiya atidoor
Test to fizzle gaya, H&D hua chaknachoor
Haath pherekar gaya cheen bola Izzat in limbo
Chini ne bum to diya, lekin sign karaya
Contract for zindagi bhar ka Gubo

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 24 Aug 2009 22:03

plijj to notiss pakfauj now hajj phiptee mujahids spreading bojitive nooj about bakistan [prejently in kave kamlpex searchin phor matlab of bojitive nooj]

http://twitter.com/farhanmasood/status/3494516304

1 napaki = 50 paki

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 24 Aug 2009 22:33

Mullah Vamanullah,
Wah Wah !

Yesterday you were conferred with Sitara-E-Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaattttttt. Today , be bill present you Hala-le-Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrattttt.

You will also get Khushboo for 3 nights and 2 days or One Houri for 7 nights 6 days. Collect your award from LMU. Debasit your AK with Chota Abdul.

negi · Post by **negi** » 24 Aug 2009 22:50

Berhaps fathel oph baki bum should now heed LMU's advice and buplish bapers in Pingreji onlee ;thij will brevent occulence of such sharam sharam lamhe.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2009 01:24

Vaman Ullah,
Gubo kiya to kiya hua
Vasleen har li peer
Impregnable Paki bhya
Musharraf ho gaye cheer.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 25 Aug 2009 01:30

Prem wrote:Vaman Ullah,
Gubo kiya to kya hua
Vasleen har li peer
Impregnable Paki bhaya
Musharraf ho gaye cheer.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Aug 2009 01:41

Gubo kiya to kiya hua
Vasleen har li peer
Impregnable Paki bhya
Musharraf ho gaye cheer

Musharaff ho gaye Cheer
Bin Vasleen maare Amritraj Teer
Gubo ke katar mein khade sab Paki veer
Teri baari kab..Abdul Qadeer?

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Aug 2009 01:52

Musharaff ho gaye Cheer
Bin Vasleen maare Amritraj Teer
Gubo ke katar mein khade sab Paki veer
Teri baari kab..Abdul Qadeer?

Teri baari kab... oh Abdul Qadeer?
Kar le gubo zor se, ban jayega ameer.
Ban jayega ameer, aur ghar hoga haseen,
Bahegi doodh ke nadiya, aur batega paneer.

Aur banega paneer, par phir bhi rahegi yeh aas,
Ki ek din to bechaare paki, nahi khayenge ghaas.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Aug 2009 02:11

Teri baari kab... oh Abdul Qadeer?
Kar le gubo zor se, ban jayega ameer.
Ban jayega ameer, aur ghar hoga haseen,
Bahegi doodh ke nadiya, aur batega paneer.

Aur banega paneer, par phir bhi rahegi yeh aas,
Ki ek din to bechaare paki, nahi khayenge ghaas.

Ki ek din, bechaari paki nahi khayenge ghaas
Ki ek din, ek mat se bolegi poori army brass
Musharaff aur Asif shaayad bhool gaye itihaas
Mugar hamara mush nahi bhoola, kargil, batalik aur drass
Hamari to Kismat phooti, jab se likha gaya itihaas
Bas umeed pe jeete hain, liye vasleen ka dabba apne paas
Zara aahista se Kaafir, hota hain dard -e -khaas
Kaash Mountbatten ne maana na tha, Djinnah ka bakwaas

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2009 02:42

Gubo ki kitab me Paki Abbal Maan
Compete na koi kar sake
Bola Armitage Balwan

Kha ke Baan Amritraj wala
Lag gya Photochor ko tala
Aa gaye turn o teri Khan
Apni Juban pe daal lagam

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 25 Aug 2009 03:01

Wah! Wah! Sep. 12 (Bakistan Gulami Din) eej several hafte away, and the Mushy Myoosic Bheshtival eej already in full swing.

Did I say "swing"?

Lampbosts in Islamabad are peeing bolished as we chit-chat hiyar..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2009 03:47

Musharraf cheeram chheer
Phir bhi Mukh to hai salam
Amritraj retire hua
Chikil nanhe baan!!

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Aug 2009 06:11

vaman wrote:Teri baari kab... oh Abdul Qadeer?
Kar le gubo zor se, ban jayega ameer.
Ban jayega ameer, aur ghar hoga haseen,
Bahegi doodh ke nadiya, aur batega paneer.

Aur banega paneer, par phir bhi rahegi yeh aas,
Ki ek din to bechaare paki, nahi khayenge ghaas.

Ki ek din, bechaari paki nahi khayenge ghaas
Ki ek din, ek mat se bolegi poori army brass
Musharaff aur Asif shaayad bhool gaye itihaas
Mugar hamara mush nahi bhoola, kargil, batalik aur drass
Hamari to Kismat phooti, jab se likha gaya itihaas
Bas umeed pe jeete hain, liye vasleen ka dabba apne paas
Zara aahista se Kaafir, hota hain dard -e -khaas
Kaash Mountbatten ne maana na tha, Djinnah ka bakwaas

Kaash Mountbatten ne maana na tha, Djinnah ka bakwaas,
Gar Mountbatten nahi maanta, Djinnah ka bakwaas,
Phir kaise banta, bolo, yeh duniya ka sandaas?
Yeh duniya ka sandaas, iski hai kuch baat khaas,
Bhari hui hai pakistaniyat, aati badi hai baas..
Peenay ko nahin paani, khaanay ko ghaas,
Jaisay saaray pakiyon ko milaa ho banwaas..

Jaisay saaray pakyion ko milaa ho banwaas,
Phir bhi aab-e-Indus ki, humko rahi hai pyaas,
Hindoo banaatay dam, aur hum par kartay haas..
Ya'llah humko tujhsay hai insaaf ki aas..

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Aug 2009 06:13

Jo kaal karey so aaj kar, jo aaj karey so ab,
Pal mein gubo hoyegi, bol vaseline malega kab?

negi · Post by **negi** » 25 Aug 2009 07:01

Baah... supaan allaah...

Yoonki mehfil lagi hai hum bhi thoda munh maar lein

" Aisee bhasleen maliye ki jam ke GUBO hoye..
Par uske saath na kariye jiske haath mein DANDA hoye"

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Aug 2009 08:39

Aaj kare so kal kar
Kal kare so parso,
itni bhi kya jaldi hai
jab GUBO karna barso.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Aug 2009 08:41

negi wrote:" Aisee bhasleen maliye ki jam ke GUBO hoye..
Par uske saath na kariye jiske haath mein DANDA hoye"

" Aisee bhasleen maliye ki jam ke GUBO hoye..
Par uske saath na kariye jiska naam Amritraj hoye"

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2009 08:54

GUBO karvate rahe sarri ummar hum,
Pakistan ki Kasam
Bush ne yeh kya kiya
Beja Amritraj Khasam.

Gum Na kar abu din"Jhu"dai ke bahut hai kum
Bakistan ki kasam

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 25 Aug 2009 09:21

archan wrote: Jo kaal karey so aaj kar, jo aaj karey so ab,
Pal mein gubo hoyegi, bol vaseline malega kab?

Jo kaal karey so aaj kar, jo aaj karey so ab,
Pal mein gubo hoyegi, bol vaseline malega kab?

kufr sikathe hai yoga asan,
bakistan me sikhathe hai gubo - asan,
it can be done with mijjile ya gun
and it can be done any time, any where son,

jiske paas ho dollar ya dinar
hum usi se karte hai pyaar
so-virginity gayi khadde me
jab tak note ho dabbe me,

bade bado ke saath bakistan ne kiya gubo
tum bhi aayo hum se seekho
kitne logo ka janaza ho gaya
---- phatke darwaza ho gaya

gubo me hai hum still number 1
kuch tho beekh me dede baba..dollar ho ya gun.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 25 Aug 2009 10:46

Chaar dinon ka GUBO o rabaaa
Lambi Thukaai.. Lambi Thukaai..

GUBO bin dil Abdul ka laage kahin na..
Vaselin bin dard GUBO ka jaye nahin na..

Kitne Zamane baad O Rabba,
Amritraj aaya, Amritraj aaya...
Vaselin to thi hi, bakshish ka lota
saath mein laya, saath mein laya..

Dar ke chinkil ne Gwadar khudwaya,
Gwadar Khudwayaaaa..

Chaar dinon ka GUBO o rabaaa
Lambi Thukaai.. Lambi Thukaai..

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 25 Aug 2009 11:40

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2009_pg3_6

Super-skiers!

Sir: The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics are a few months away, and for the first time in the history of this region, a country is participating in the prestigious downhill skiing event. An 8-member team from Pakistan Army and the Pakistan Air Force is to train in Austria and the slopes of the Northern Areas to qualify for the Winter Olympics. Having seen them in action on the slopes of Nalter, I can say without doubt that our armymen and airmen are among the finest downhill skiers in the world. I wish them best of luck and hope that their skill in this tough and competitive sport is recognised with gold medals. I ask all my fellow countrymen to support them in their endeavour to bring sporting glory to Pakistan.

DR SYED ABDUL AZEEM
United States

faraz · Post by **faraz** » 25 Aug 2009 15:12

Arz Kiya hai:
GUBO itna kijiye, AQ ko bum mil jaaye........

Dad chahunga

GUBO itna kijiye, AQ ko bum mil jaaye........
10 percenti khush rahe, mushy ko bhi gussa na aaye...

Wah Wah

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Aug 2009 19:53

Anypody phollowing lalbrofessor's conversashunal intercourse with Binashah on teetar?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 25 Aug 2009 20:12

^^^
who ij thij motorham & bhat ij her relashun to LMU, hain?

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 25 Aug 2009 22:42

thiz iz Bakistan's new Biki entry!!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pakistan

(Except the mention of Gandhi ji, all other things seem to fit well)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Aug 2009 06:31

Bojitive neuj ! 400% pindigenous article produjed by hakeem-e-xerox-takniki Apdul Kadeer Khan. Thij art-e-cle proves Hakeem sahib ij 400% active and healthy.

Random Thoughts-II

Bliss to look at skillful pindigenization of art-e-cle from Answers.com

1. Artificial intelligence (AI): The subfield of computer science that is concerned with understanding the nature of intelligent action and making computer machines, especially intelligent computer programmes, capable of such action is known as artificial intelligence.

Bliss to appreciate the artful abblication oph green baint on madrassa-e-Carnegie Mellon ECE catalog

Computer science and engineering graduates have perhaps the largest spectrum of jobs to select from. Computer architecture, computer-aided design and manufacturing of VLSI/ULSI circuits, intelligent robotic systems, computer-based control systems, telecommunications and computer networking, wireless communication systems, signal and information processing and multimedia systems, solid-state physics and devices, micro-electromechanical systems (MEMS), electromagnetic and electromechanical systems, data-storage systems, data mining, embedded systems, distributed computing, mobile computing, real-time software, digital signal processing, optical data processing, banking, insurance, healthcare and multinationals, to name but a few common careers.

Wah wah. 400% brilliant abblication of xerox takniki on Association for Computing Machinery (ACM)

After having followed a good university course in any discipline of computer science and engineering, graduates are normally expected to have learnt two types of skills:

Technical computing skills: Problem-solving ability, recognising levels of abstraction in software, hardware systems and multimedia. Practical skills such as building and using database management systems and other sophisticated software tools. Programming: using existing software libraries to carry out a variety of computing tasks, such as creating a user interface. Being aware of the uses to which computers are put, recognising issues to do with security and safety. Looking at innovative ways of using computers, creating tools, providing tools support, etc.

General professional skills: Communicating in writing, giving effective presentations and product demonstrations and being a good negotiator (both in traditional environments and electronically). Preparing for a job search; this involves building an impressive curriculum vitae and basing this confidently on technical and other skills. In addition, depending on interests, specialised domain knowledge such as business, medicine and biology will be acquired. Being an effective team member. Understanding the special requirements of a globally distributed project with participants from multiple cultures. Recognising the challenges and opportunities of keeping skills up-to-date and understanding how to do so.

Seenear maulanars should grant Hakeem-e-random-googli to our Bakistani herrow apdul qadeer just like the phamous bakistani cricketer before him.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Aug 2009 06:50

I wrote up an op-ed piece for Jang

Random Googlings - Part 72: The Science-e-Metallurgy

In fridin sermon part 1 last hafta on imbortance of new-clear bum, I ijjued fatwa in general, and gave a few useful websites for the science oph maalish-paalish. Todin, I would like to ijjue fatwas on metallurgy and material science.

1. Metallurgy: Thij ij the subfield of dutch bole danjing that ij concerned with the understanding oph the nature of xerox takniki, especially complete application of this takini on all documents. It can aljo be described as the abblication of canon-takini or HP-takniki these days and usually requires no human intelligence such as decision making, understanding or studying.

Metallurgy combines xerox takniki with chori, googly, linguistics of korean language, and cheeni philosophy. It ij concerned with the abblication of green paint on people and machines. Ujing xerox takiniki, bakistani bums and mijjiles are being developed, which was breviously done only by cheenis and koreans. Such bums are mijjiles are already in uje in tasks such as giving 72 to bakistani citijens from bredators.