Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Sep 2009 23:31

I remember there waj a video of Meera on some fat pakis bedroom wearing a top and jeans, and the paki mard was talking to his wife over the mobile saying "jaan I will be home tomorrow on the flight". Meanwhile meera was smiling and curving about on the bed...

Can't find that video now.

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Sep 2009 23:32

vaman wrote: DOes the continued absence of Ajaykkullah, Derkmullah, Weakest-Raisin, Pee Saguddin Xerox Khan, Nayakuddin(PBUH), R Singh Pindiwaale, Balawaristan B Alla, Mullah Anup al Misri, Quack Ajaiman al Paratroopi, Shreemanullah, Dilbullah, Drug-e-sh and other such esteemed maulanas indicate anything?

Bliss to not pe sbreading rumors. I know we bakistanis love conjbiracy theories more than we love our goats, put have some sense oph sachchai bliss. Except phor 1 mujahid (whoje shaheedization waaj buplic), none oph the apove eshteemed maulanas are halaled. It ij a rumor peing sbread py the YYY agint EyeAssEye.
Maulana numper phor has willingly ass-u-med a new libaas which shall naat pe revealed. You gotta ask Sheemanullah and Dilbullah to bring their musharrafs into LMU more often, instead of talking kirkit in kufr nukkadistan.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Sep 2009 23:48

archan wrote:
vaman wrote: DOes the continued absence of Ajaykkullah, Derkmullah, Weakest-Raisin, Pee Saguddin Xerox Khan, Nayakuddin(PBUH), R Singh Pindiwaale, Balawaristan B Alla, Mullah Anup al Misri, Quack Ajaiman al Paratroopi, Shreemanullah, Dilbullah, Drug-e-sh and other such esteemed maulanas indicate anything?
Bliss to not pe sbreading rumors. I know we bakistanis love conjbiracy theories more than we love our goats, put have some sense oph sachchai bliss. Except phor 1 mujahid (whoje shaheedization waaj buplic), none oph the apove eshteemed maulanas are halaled. It ij a rumor peing sbread py the YYY agint EyeAssEye.
Maulana numper phor has willingly ass-u-med a new libaas which shall naat pe revealed. You gotta ask Sheemanullah and Dilbullah to bring their musharrafs into LMU more often, instead of talking kirkit in kufr nukkadistan.

I am Baki, spreading roomars and spouting lies is my janmasidh adhikaar courtesy djinnah , huh

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 18 Sep 2009 00:02

archan wrote:Bliss to not pe sbreading rumors. I know we bakistanis love conjbiracy theories more than we love our goats, put have some sense oph sachchai bliss. Except phor 1 mujahid (whoje shaheedization waaj buplic), none oph the apove eshteemed maulanas are halaled. It ij a rumor peing sbread py the YYY agint EyeAssEye.
Maulana numper phor has willingly ass-u-med a new libaas which shall naat pe revealed. You gotta ask Sheemanullah and Dilbullah to bring their musharrafs into LMU more often, instead of talking kirkit in kufr nukkadistan.

mullah mahdi-e-drah? waj he aljo sent to jannat by helphyrrr?

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Sep 2009 00:05

I am not apout to phoonk anyone's burqa here.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Sep 2009 00:14

tsriram wrote:
archan wrote:Bliss to not pe sbreading rumors. I know we bakistanis love conjbiracy theories more than we love our goats, put have some sense oph sachchai bliss. Except phor 1 mujahid (whoje shaheedization waaj buplic), none oph the apove eshteemed maulanas are halaled. It ij a rumor peing sbread py the YYY agint EyeAssEye.
Maulana numper phor has willingly ass-u-med a new libaas which shall naat pe revealed. You gotta ask Sheemanullah and Dilbullah to bring their musharrafs into LMU more often, instead of talking kirkit in kufr nukkadistan.
mullah mahdi-e-drah? waj he aljo sent to jannat by helphyrrr?

He was sent to temporary djannath @gitmo, but then he had a huge ego, didn't ask for rebirth

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Sep 2009 02:37

The view from djannat. So much green grass and 72 nymphs, and and sackfuls of of... food!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Sep 2009 03:01

^^^
Bhwat! no goats?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Sep 2009 03:17

^^^ what do you think are in the sacks hain?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Sep 2009 03:42

Aaz shtated earlier ,Vamandeen, Mujahid and Goat arr inseprabale like shtink and skunk,
Bola mooji Pak ka
Nahi hai oomat me kum
Na Bachegi koi Khuspoo
Jab tak Jihadi me dum

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 18 Sep 2009 03:48

Kufr wimmen maalishing paalishing mijjile

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 18 Sep 2009 05:02

Laab pites??

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Sep 2009 05:04

La Whole billa

Two gori wimmens maalishing bhaat ij truely a TFTA mijjile. This is suar-ly djannat.
But bhy are there aanly two wimmens hain-ji? Where are the 70?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 18 Sep 2009 05:06

Insaaid ??

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 18 Sep 2009 05:14

jamwal wrote:Insaaid ??

Jamwaluddin onlee in bakistan wimmens go into the mijjile naat the otherway around.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Sep 2009 05:51

Pissmilla,
you are truely a beer. I hap only heard oph mijjile going insaaid things, naat things going insaaid mijjiles.

How in the name oph the holy goat's peard ij that bossible? La howl billa bhaat koopher kaala jadoo ij this?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Sep 2009 06:02

Phismilla uur Mizzleddeen al haleem,
Hab joo mujahids not hurd abot Baki Musharraf gone sho biggg dhat once inshide, eben Amir Khan need Nuke sub oberating kapacity and GPS shystem helb to come out phor sunlite. and phresh air.

JaiS · Post by **JaiS** » 18 Sep 2009 10:05

Gagan wrote:I remember there waj a video of Meera on some fat pakis bedroom wearing a top and jeans, and the paki mard was talking to his wife over the mobile saying "jaan I will be home tomorrow on the flight". Meanwhile meera was smiling and curving about on the bed...

Can't find that video now.

Ermmmm, BENIS Zindabaaad.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Sep 2009 15:32

Wimmen hawa phyters oph baakistan fizzle-ya are doing desk jops theej dins, with all of them taking desk jobs and rephusing to take up aviation combat wing. Some oph these 4 are married.
How halal.

Meanwhile wimmen phyters oph tarrel than oceans and deepel than mountains are hard at bractice.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Sep 2009 15:57

AoA, another sandal by baki motorhama

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Sep 2009 16:12

But the talented Veena Malik haj arleady married Kirketer Md Asif.

Hmm, the name veena sounds koopher.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

AnantD · Post by **AnantD** » 18 Sep 2009 17:14

Veena is a Raaa Agint, sent to kaaz turmoil in Paki mard dils!!!

Hai hai hai hai haiiiii !!!!!!!!!

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 18 Sep 2009 19:47

Member of Spa-e-cell squadrones deplployed by Bakistan to fight against Tailpan. Nobody fires on Kushpoo!

The 19th son of the 22nd wife of Mushraff. He is called Kushdul.

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Sep 2009 20:21

Y'llah, look at that qaum-e-flage!

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Sep 2009 22:14

Bliss to see Bakistan's tradisional phood - "Phenis"

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Sep 2009 22:31

Spot the RAW agint

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Sep 2009 22:50

Diyar IEd-atar

Bhwat is the meening oph "holy fating month" in the bicchar bosted by RAWgunath?

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Sep 2009 23:22

vaman wrote:Diyar IEd-atar

Bhwat is the meening oph "holy fating month" in the bicchar bosted by RAWgunath?

Diyar vamanullah,

I theenk it ij a sbelling mishtake. It musht be "farting" inshtead oph "fating" aj bakistani beoble during this manth releaje nuklear bums after eating "pindi chana" and "Phenis" at Iphtaar. Thij pro-e-cess of rel-eajing nucklear bum ij bhat we call "farting". I hope thij ij klear phor other mujahids aj well.

Yours far-tingly
RAW-gunathuallah

Kakkaji · Post by **Kakkaji** » 18 Sep 2009 23:59

Phraam thij bheek's Jumma Times:

Diary of a Social of Butterfly

I hate my kitty group. I hate Mulloo, Bobo, Flopsy, Furry, Nina, Farkhanda and Sunny. But most of all I hate Mulloo. You know what she did? That double dealing, two faced, backstabbing, hippo crit. . . . What do you mean ‘what is kitty’? Honestly! Kitty is a group of khataa peetas like yourself. And every month you meet at the house of one girl in the group where you all put in this much of money – the more khaata peeta you are the more money you put but everyone has to put in same amount – then bari bari every month one person takes hole lot until everyone’s had a turn. And then you start all over again. Simple, na?

Janoo says it’s bloody stupid waste of time. He says it’s horrible that friends who don’t need to should be dealing in money like that and I say that uff Allah why can’t you see it’s a way of saving and he says that if I’m that keen on saving I should buy a piggie bank and stuff my notes into it every month and then break it open at the end of six months but what does he know, stupid fool, crack? And I hate the way he calls it comaytee as if we were all working class types, like my maid who says to me ‘Bibi mein ne panch saw ki comaytee daali hai.’ I keep telling him ours is a kitty, not comaytee. And instead of maids who keep their notes tucked into their sweaty bras we are khaata peeta, parha likha types who keep their money in our Prada bags. And also we don’t just hand the money over quickly like the maids do in their quarters, we meet over lunch every month and we sit and talk and do idhar udhar ki and that no one cares about the money anyways.

Khair, let’s forget Janoo. What I was saying? Haan Mulloo. The hippo crit. Having been in our group four months chup chup kar ke, she’s gone behind our backs and joined Dolly’s kitty club, because Dolly’s husband’s just been given that big guvmunt contract na and also she’s got Sana in her group who was at school with Kulsum Nawaz Sharif. So yesterday when our kitty group was meeting in my house and we were all there expect for Mulloo suddenly her driver came in with a chit from her saying that to please return her eighty thou, twenty thou from every month, and that she was no longer part of our group. So the girls got angry and they said that why should they give and if anyone should give, it should be me because I’d introduced her into the group. So I said why should I? And they said why should they and in the end we all decided that nobody should and that if Mulloo wanted her money she should come back to the kitty and give her money and wait her bari like everyone else. So we sent her a chit saying that and she sent another chit saying that she’ll tell to Sana who will tell to Kulsum Sharif and if tomorrow she becomes PM’s wife then we’ll all see. So all the girls started saying that it was all my fault and I should give and that’s why I hate them all so much and most of all Mulloo, that money minded hippo crit.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Sep 2009 02:10

Deer Raw Gun athullah

i think Baki meant "fatti season" ( fatti menas torn apart)

Lets azzume dhey hab pharting season , do dhey have variety in the flavors of dheze celebrated seezuns?

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 19 Sep 2009 03:09

Diyar peloveds! Bhy is bious shrileen majari bhearing bhat yappears to be kufr saree? And bhy is other motorhama yimplying that heera mandi is haraam? I thought heera mandi was bhest part of lawhore bhere obor motorhamas could yeasily bhork phor canadian bhisa.

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 19 Sep 2009 06:01

vaman wrote:Suspected suicide blast kills 33 in Kohat

Hello unbelievers, what is the meaning of "suspected" suicide blast?

PESHAWAR: A suicide car bomb tore through a Pakistan market,
Anyway 33 is not a good score on a home pitch

lard is great! 2 fazool bums tested on 2 consecutive days. bhat bhy for evil media saying they are suspecting the success of fazool bum?

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 19 Sep 2009 07:47

Kaalapaani in Bakistan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZw6aYZw7Q

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 19 Sep 2009 09:35

raghunath wrote:Bliss to see Bakistan's tradisional phood - "Phenis"
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2968/f ... 8b46eu.jpg

RAWgunathulla, Bye the grace of yalla my benis is thicker, pigger, tastier, aur laungoor than jours.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 19 Sep 2009 09:37

I was simbly two high with herpis jaab I kreated this masterpiss, naaw I not know bhat it means?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Sep 2009 15:27

Why the author oph thij boster saying "deaf and blaand" Shouldn't it pe "Deaf and Dumb"?

Aljo naw that baakistan ij peing ijjued kanadian vija many times py the koopher, where ij he?

So many sawaal, no jawaab coming.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Sep 2009 22:01

GuruPrabhu wrote:Kaalapaani in Bakistan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZw6aYZw7Q

I dont believe it. I will only peleieve if zaid hamid says it while wearing a lal topi

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Sep 2009 22:32

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Sep 2009 05:27

I phaithfolly belive dhat its taim now to abbrove nu shubject to shtudy for LMU Maulanas . Bhat arr the Ten besht benephits phor beeing bure Bakistanian?
1 Get to be Mizzleman for whole phamily ,specially couzins
2 Exbertize in LO ta giri
3 Komplete absence ooph Mental Phacultize and Broblem
4 Weering oph Beery phaisionable Sooside belts
5 Phull exbloitation of Khushboo brevilazes phrom childhood
6 Celebrating IEDs eberyday
7 Eeeting "phenis"
8 Phree Kanadian veeza game in da Aaphter noons and Nights
9 Shpeek betetr Inglis
10 is a sekret , onlee to be unveiled bith vial oph Vazleen

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 20 Sep 2009 05:56