Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Oct 2009 21:43

raghunath wrote:
Lisa wrote: Bhat is meaning of this "$crewing us in private" Bhat is this PRIVATE thing, until now i have only seen Public, sorry Bublic. Blease help.

Mausam hai bara Sard
Amir Khan hai Bara Mard
Duniya Walo suno ,
Jaalimm, deta hai bara Dard.

Aee, Bakistan iz like Sweetzeharland bhen it komes to Phreign sperm depsoit aktivitiez. Arabs , Afghans and Iran arr da onlee ones hoouze screwing of Bakistanians iz accepted in Public . Amrir Khan kan do onlee in brivate untill term Amirzadeh bekum bopular in da land of the suars . But regardless, dhere iz sum kind of sheksual tention going on between dhe Sam and the Slimey vhich wiull end in huge GUBO session.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 Oct 2009 05:54

Bhy are kufr wimmens wearing Baki clothes....Thij ij unacc-e-ptable.

Click hiyar

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Oct 2009 07:23

Bojitive Neuj !!! Bakistani army gave fitting reply to taalipaan by making competing video for "Best Stribes in Swat" award. Here is the video of gentle bakistani army pravely handing out gentle stribes and GUPO to random bakistani citijens. Brave bakistani army pain-in-da-batt !!!

Pee Pee Cee Art-e-cle

Bliss to vote phor "Best striber of swat", ij it taalipaan or ij it bakistani army.
Aphter that bliss to vote on what to brotest, guant-e-namo or 10000000 cashmeeri wimmens raped by yindian army.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 02 Oct 2009 09:47

Subhanallah...another jarnalisht mujahid takes to BENIS naming conventions

Pakistans new-clear policy

nanha Mujahid is onlee learning now..in phew days his aartikal will bhee "Bakistan's new-clear paalicee"

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Oct 2009 10:07

Anujan wrote:Bliss to vote phor "Best striber of swat", ij it taalipaan or ij it bakistani army.

You Kuffar ! 1000 stribes to you ! Bakistani army *is* the taalipaan !

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 Oct 2009 11:57

bhat ij thij Anujanullah self flag-e-llating?

Are joo a her-e-tic shia or a bious arap baki??

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 02 Oct 2009 14:45

Lookj aj if Anujan Mian ij injecting too much of herps into hij sistam theej dayj

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 02 Oct 2009 14:49

pgbhat wrote:bhat ij thij Anujanullah self flag-e-llating? Are joo a her-e-tic shia or a bious arap baki??

James B · Post by **James B** » 02 Oct 2009 15:57

Anujanullah is on herps which induce sblit bersonality and thij ij bhat we are seeing here.

archan · Post by **archan** » 02 Oct 2009 16:43

shhh... the sblit bersonality ij a 400% sekret takneek ujed py only the pest of bakistan. You can find it haj peen brefected py jarnail (Rtrded) musharraf, many bakistani boliticians and even desbensaple embloyees of GoP like kasab.
One din they say one thing and other din they deny it. It ij very smart onlee. The hindoos are confuuje onlee.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 02 Oct 2009 19:09

it ij look like anjunullah saw pirated sadaf CD from karachee , kufr movie gajneee....actor having trible split bersonality.....sometime feeling like arab , sometime like turk, sometime like uzbek.

James B · Post by **James B** » 02 Oct 2009 20:05

AoA Jeehaaad on LUMS kampus. Bliss to see the Kufr actibities carried out in thij cambus.

The love life of LUMS students

Sent on the notable date of September 11 to the ‘General Discussion Group,’ this mail with the subject line ‘To love or not to love’ was a real ’social suicide bomb.’

So what exactly is in this mail that’s so inspiring and polarising? Well, the mail starts with a confessional disclaimer where the claimant says that the goings on of the last month (possibly Ramadan?) have left her no choice but to state her disgust in an open email. She denies any religious connotations of her views and claims to just be dishing out societal critique based on cultural norms. Then the mail leads into the explosive sub-heading: Public Display of Affection.

The complainant starts by pointing at freshmen and ‘some seniors’ who have to ‘seek physical consolation from the members of opposite sex many times in a day’ on campus premises and in public sight.

Quoting few instances: (Readers’ Discretion is advised)

1) Standing at the main entrance, a girl stands on tip of her toes and kisses a boy good bye.

2) Lying in the lawn in front of the library, a boy rolls over the girl lying down beside him and remains in this posture .

3) Sitting in the academic block, a boy constantly rubs a girl’s leg, which are already half bare, with his hand inside her capris .

‘I have sinned’ says a student in reply to the guiding light of the mail illuminated above, following with an open declaration of his disbelief:

I shave twice a week and my ‘painchas’ hang obstinately below my heels. I have a penchant for ties that resemble the Christian cross and my satanic dress code is causing me to stray far far away from the straight path. During the holy month, instead of attending Koranic recitals in the mosque, I was listening to the demonic sounds of Pink Floyd.

He follows by saying that he wasn’t like this until he ‘studied under the mischievous and deviant professors’ whose deviant theories made his moral-compass go all awry .

Bhile we at LMU Kampus uphold the values oph Islamiyat and Bakistaniyat, the LUMS Kampus is burpetrating kufr and haraam actibities. LMU brofessor and See-near mullahs are hereby requested to ijjue a fatwa and send soosai vest wearing nanha and joo-near mujahids to LUMS kampus to avenge phor pringing loss to haanar&Deegnity to bakistaniyat.

Yours komblainigly,
RAWgunatullah

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Oct 2009 20:37

raghunath wrote:Anujanullah is on herps which induce sblit bersonality and thij ij bhat we are seeing here.

Dear Mujahids Bliss to forgive.
Aphter working in the prave bakistani army, and aphter peeing deputed to the taalipaan, and again to the army and again to the taalipaan and again to the army and doing herps while in the taalipaan and peer in the army, I no longer know if I am the taalipaan or the army and suffer from split person-e-lity

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Oct 2009 00:16

Pakistan takes principled stand on Kerry-Lugar bill

NSN Reports: Pakistan has taken a principled stand on the Kerry-Lugar legislation which tripled aid to Pakistan to 7.5 Billion dollars. Interior minister Rehman Malik said "It ij a core part of bakistani prinjiple to take baksheesh whenever offered and demand for more. According to our principles, enunciated by Quaid-e-Azam, we will take the money and do GUPO. Bakistan has decided to take a principled stand on aid money and will not budge from this stand." Analysts hailed the Bakistani principled stand.

The legislation contained crippling stipulations that went againt Pakistani national conscience and interests. Some of the crippling stipulations include

1. Less than 90% of the aid money should be looted by Pakistani politicians and the army

2. No Pakistani citizen can hold two ranks simultaneously (above the rank of "Commander") in Pakistani army as well as the taliban

3. Substantial part of aid money (no less than 0.0001%) to be devoted to education, to produce atleast one person of double digit IQ per year

4. Pakistani Navy to be restrained from using their Frigates in NWFP to fight against the taliban (and billing the US for the same)

5. Coups to be restricted to one every ten years

Brisling at these restrictions Pakistani Ambassador to the US, Hussain Haqquani said "Bakistan will violently oppose any restrictions and conditionalities on aid. Imbosing conditionalities indicate lack of trust, like when the US did not trust bakistanis when they made biss agreements with talipaan. Lack of bakshees will lead to lack of educational opportunities to bakistanis, leading to 4th std fail jihadis who do IED mubarak all over the world. Baksheesh is needed to produce 10th std pass jihadis to do the IED mubarak. What would you rather have ? Being blown up by bakistani trained unwashed, dirty bearded jihadi or blown up by bakistani trained clean shaven, jeans clad jihadi ?".

However, certain analysists pointed out that by agreeing to these conditionalities, pakistan is letting US poke one foot, thereby getting in through the back channel of bakistan. Analyist J. Sethi said "Some of the conditions are double speak. For example, condition no 3 indicates that eventually US might force Bakistan to give up inbreeding. This is unacceptable. Aljo, condition no 2 means that Bakistan eventually might be forced to abandon terrorism, jihad, random bombing and killing thereby striking at the core of our nationhood. This might also lead to restraining bakistanis training jihadis to do IED mubarak in donor countries"

Prominent examiner of other people's sex lives and toilet humorist Ejaz Haider said: the strategic socio political analysis of the capital based foundation of bakistani US transactional diplomatic agreements indicate....Bliss to give more baksheesh !! We will GUPO for baksheesh !! Elje we will send a JDAM !!! bliss to do GUPO without telling anyone to save our H&D . If you take our H&D we will send JDAM !!! Bliss to give baksheesh !!"

An exclusive interview with Rehman Malik confirmed Pakistan's principled stand

NSN: The conditions include making progress on atleast one of the 10,000 terrorism cases. Things like Mumbai.
Rehman Malik: Quasaub is not bakistani

NSN: The conditions include removing bakistani army membership from Quetta Shura
Rehman Malik: Quetta is not in Bakistan

NSN: What about pakistani priciples ?
Rehman Malik: Principles are not in Bakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Oct 2009 00:39

Haaz NSN lurened anything appout Carry-Langur aid bill making some sort oph brovizion phor Kuhsboo and Mujahid re/co-hablidation?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Oct 2009 14:18

Eu-e-reka Eu-e-reka!

After 2 saals of scratching my lice infested beard I have deducted the twisted Baki Sense of hyoomar behind the "taller than himalayas, deepar than ocean fliends "statement.
If one looks at 1971 war with the bharatiya kufr over the bhooka nanga technicolour lungi wearing fish eaters, it was the Himalayas and the Indian ocean that prevented the gleat Chinese from coming to the assistance of the peleagured Bakistanis
Bakistanis have grait sense of hyoomar, perhaps a pit more than PeeAref Jirga

BTW Mullah Derkullah, Mullah Ajayuddin Khullam Khulla have been missing from madrassa roll call. Hope PeeARef hasnt built sbeshal rendition camps and Gitmo style detention facilities

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 03 Oct 2009 15:10

Pliss to identify.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 03 Oct 2009 15:12

Talibans have bekome so ineffisient these dins. Isnt there a single mujahid left in bakistan to do an IED mubarak on this haram barber, hain?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 03 Oct 2009 16:12

Dear Mullah Vamanullah and mullaj,
Bliss be to joo. I hab peen silently watching de-gene-e-ration of kuffr PeeARef and since then hiding in our kave komplex. Blij bear with me while i remind joo all of something.

Do joo remember that bhen we were chota chota like kufr yindu bum, in moral reejucation camp, it was taught that "Dont laff on others . Or joo will peecome like them

"

Since last many saal, kuffr of PeeARef are laffing on Bakistan and Benis-e- dhaaga.

As Bakistan ij gaining money and taknik e advanced, kuffr PeeARef haj become like pre 7th century bakistan. So much so tha jailous yindu bania tripathi ij acting like pious paki phor full ek saal.

Also, they said saal after saal that Benis-e- dhaaga ij pringing down stateus-e- PeeARef and confined
Benis-e- dhaaga to status-e-shauchalay. Now joo know what, after laffing and trying to put Benis-e- dhaaga in Liaqat Park aka phull stop, whole PeeARef haj attained status-e-shauchalay. In each and every dhaaga joo vijit, their is bum dhamaka. It ij good that nobody waj sent to gitmo like Pbuh Nayakuddin in thij rona dhona. All thij is increajing stateus-e- PeeARef. As kuffr sej, LOL.

I hope all of the maulanas can reclaim the glory bina shahadat op Benis. Biss bee to joo.

As a start i hab sawaal phor joo all.
Thij is noo uniform of whom?

C: BakPackee PigLet afetr waxing his legs to avoid DNA detection of hij coujin's hair
B : Baki army gets shoil proof shalwaar
A: Baki kirkit team gets smooth field diving kits

Bliss to check answer neeche :

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0aiLagO1r51Zo?q=pakistan

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 03 Oct 2009 18:09

bliss on amir khans of madressa-paki-lakdi (hollywood in kufr speak). they name new moving bicture on us LMUites!
"The Men Who Stare At Goats"
eben 'george bin clooneyudin' ij acting in it. hold all ieds till december.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Oct 2009 19:36

Dilbu wrote:Pliss to identify.

Mashalla, maulana dilbulla. He lookj jest like 4th wipe's daddujaan.
In the name oph the bakr-e-azam's peard who ij he?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Oct 2009 23:01

Gagan wrote:
Dilbu wrote:Pliss to identify.
Mashalla, maulana dilbulla. He lookj jest like 4th wipe's daddujaan.
In the name oph the bakr-e-azam's peard who ij he?

Dean of LMU.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Oct 2009 00:56

Yehudi Kanspeeracy !!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Oct 2009 04:21

Suarco lauch pad far foochar rakits. On-the-spaat teraining of nanha rakit mard. Pleaje note other nanha chaandnauts dekhoing in antisipashun. He will bring nashnal fame.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Oct 2009 04:25

Bakis getting sensor chips removed that were installed at birth by big brother ISI.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Oct 2009 04:26

All Briase to abuv nhanha Moojahideouses.

Na scholl jayega ,na yeh college jayega
Paki ki Aulad , Madirssa jayega.
Bara ho ke behan se shaddi karayega
Rat Puttar paida ka , abadi barayega.
Maangea ga beekh yeh Lota pakar kar
Jannat bangei ghar me , Khushboo ko pakar kar

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 04 Oct 2009 12:38

Bakistani scaintist develop adbanced cyclotron

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Oct 2009 23:37

Prem wrote:All Briase to abuv nhanha Moojahideouses.

Na scholl jayega ,na yeh college jayega
Paki ki Aulad , Madirssa jayega.
Bara ho ke behan se shaddi karayega
Rat Puttar paida ka , abadi barayega.
Maangea ga beekh yeh Lota pakar kar
Jannat bangei ghar me , Khushboo ko pakar kar

cykil ka chain to banana aata nahi
par jinn teknology se atim bum banayega!
bhookhmari ki lambi lambi line lagi hai,
aur kudh motorcykil ka engine to banta nahi
par ghori, gajni mijjile banayega!
hawai jahaaj ka chakka to banta nahi,
par JF-17 bandar banayega, aur cheen ko export karega!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Oct 2009 23:52

Anujan wrote:Bojitive Neuj !!! Bakistani army gave fitting reply to taalipaan by making competing video for "Best Stribes in Swat" award. Here is the video of gentle bakistani army pravely handing out gentle stribes and GUPO to random bakistani citijens. Brave bakistani army pain-in-da-batt !!!

Pee Pee Cee Art-e-cle

With much regret, NSN retracts the Bojitive Neuj.

The army apduls who gave stribes were yindoo and yehudi. This was conphirmed by interior minister Rehman Malik who personally inspected their Mijjiles. Aljo a dassier was given by Gilani to Manmohan Singh alleging Indian hand in Bakistani army.

With this neuj, analysts all over bakistan celeprated in the deff and dumb phorum. The breakup of yindia is imminent becauje yindoo and yehudi in the bakistani army are fighting the yindoo and yehudi in the taalipaan.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Oct 2009 01:41

Efforts on to dilute Baki culture

archan · Post by **archan** » 05 Oct 2009 03:31

vaman wrote:Efforts on to dilute Baki culture

^^ Bicchar phrom apove sad nooj.

Bliss to not a bhery bhery sad mullah dilbullah on the right. Or maype it waaj the herps. ^^ Dilbullah with hij head down in Sharm-Al-Disgust.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Oct 2009 04:04

No wondar baki exports are faaleeng

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Oct 2009 07:26

Yalla, maulana Jamwaaluddin,
Ju hap jest rel-e-ased taap secret oph baakistan. Now ju had petter become 9-2-11 or phearsome Eye Ass Eye will send some agint to knock on jour door. Petter to go off to satwari bajaar and have some zam zam kola or hide in the bicchar haal in gol markit - Eye hear they are showing haseena atim bum in the cinema.

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Oct 2009 11:28

Anujan wrote:
Anujan wrote:Bojitive Neuj !!! Bakistani army gave fitting reply to taalipaan by making competing video for "Best Stribes in Swat" award. Here is the video of gentle bakistani army pravely handing out gentle stribes and GUPO to random bakistani citijens. Brave bakistani army pain-in-da-batt !!!

With much regret, NSN retracts the Bojitive Neuj.

AoA yand triple dat,

Mulla Anu-e-jaan, you hape poot me in deep pareshani,

da above said bhedio waj oph "Kuri-da-Gheron" between
holloi-polloi yand always magnanimous prave kok-e-shuttle purka wearing TFTA
personals.

eet eej very keylear by da ekaktasay displayed by mulla phrom esbecial ministrations
by TFTA.

Now hu are joo?
- raa agint ?
- yehudee agint ?
- prainwashed moojahid?
pliss to answer.

Salam

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 05 Oct 2009 12:25

Al Momeens of Internashanal Suicide Innovations cross another tekanalagical barrier.

Pushing up the 'envelope' , hain ji.

On the other hand, kuffr caught ujing age old taknik.

Bakistan arrests Greek man on accusations he tried to smuggle gun onto a plane in a very haraam manner

KARACHI, Pakistan — Airport security officers in Pakistan arrested a Greek man Sunday on accusations he tried to smuggle a handgun hidden in a laptop computer onto a plane.

Airport security official Col. Jamshed Hayat Niazi said the man, identified as Annkhus Sarzio, was arrested at the Karachi airport as he tried to board a flight to Dubai, where he was to catch another plane to Athens.

Jamshed Hayat Niazi laughed out while addressing the media, as per unverifiable sources, mentioning that insertion and concealing technoligies were still Greek to many people , unlike Pakistanis. "If they can't do it like us, they can outsource it to us, why use ancient methods? " said Jamshed Hayat Niazi .

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Oct 2009 20:31

What ij thij world coming to ?

Cannot smoke herps in peace in nook-nood dhaaga in aphghanistan, IED mubaraks going off all around and phyrring by kuffars.
Aphter moving to nukkad dhaaga in p'shawar, cannot smoke herps there aljo. Bredators and IED mubarak and kuffar phyrring there aljo.
I yam going to spend 3 dins with my 4th wipe on the terrace of my house like baitullah in the BENIS dhaaga.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Oct 2009 03:01

Anujan wrote:What ij thij world coming to ?

Cannot smoke herps in peace in nook-nood dhaaga in aphghanistan, IED mubaraks going off all around and phyrring by kuffars.
Aphter moving to nukkad dhaaga in p'shawar, cannot smoke herps there aljo. Bredators and IED mubarak and kuffar phyrring there aljo.
I yam going to spend 3 dins with my 4th wipe on the terrace of my house like baitullah in the BENIS dhaaga.

Hain ji

Weren't you the mullah who threw a tantrum when Benis was described as Shouchalaye e Pee Aref?
The adminullahs have laid traps in every dhaaga except Benis, onlee Saikological posts escape the shamsheer e adminullah, perhaps due to their inability to under e stand the posts.
Mullah Sancool dude is waging jihad in nukkad and is phyrring mijjiles off Haroon_Sriharikoti's shoulder trying to draw Quadiani Shivulla into a chakravyuha. Quadiani Shivulla has seen many a Sancool dudes in his life and is staying clear, in the melee Fauji Shiny boots bin stiff upperlippi is trying to restore order in crisp Angrezi. Not to be left far peeche, all those who had grudges against Quadiani Shivulla or for that matter Haroon_Sriharikoti are using the thread to wage their individual jeehad, often jumping from one camp to another. The usual suspect slips in his usual one liner filled with implied gyaan, which is often ignored but at times taken up by some maulavi which inturn brings about another round of fully loaded one liners about what should have happened 40 saal pehle. Such has been the effect of the nanga naach of yindoo nooklear fakirs that Youm e Ghulami din has come and gone, yet no body even bothered, mullah Khullam Khulla, Derkullah and Pee Saggu Xerox Khan are AWOL, Mullah Shreemanullah hardly bothers the attendence register Mullahs Jwala moo Khan, Weakest Raisin, Rup-e-sh have graitly reduced visits.
I notice that noor e Bakistan Premuddin visamobili has peeshed poetry in nook dhaaga, may Al bless his soul and protect his musharaff

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 03:43

Biradhers,
pleej notice the look of apsolute pliss on the face of bolis apshar on right of TFTA mujahid. Looks like the prospekt oph ijjusing pakistan vija under custody to the mujahid has the bolis man in deep thoughts.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Oct 2009 04:13

vaman wrote:Hain ji

Weren't you the mullah who threw a tantrum when Benis was described as Shouchalaye e Pee Aref?

Diyar Vamanullah

Bliss to not mistake me with some other mujahid (we might all look similar becauje of the peards and inbreeding, but we are in phact different) I agreed 400% that BENIS was shouchalay-e-pee aref. It is a 400% bojitive statement. Just like your bost on how bakistan was always present in south ajia and contriputed bojitively to the well being of beepuls of indus valley civilization (esbecially aphter heavy meals).

I have always supported the souchalay-e-pee aref by scribbling NSN reborts and bichchars on the walls, and handing out blaypoy magazine to the mujahids to uje while passing motions (like how Marvi doej in the shura-e-isloo)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 07:32

La howl billa willa,
Are ju suggesting that mohterma Menon sahipa ij ujing blaypoy magjeen while passing motions? Do ju even know whaat thij imblies?

I alwayj thought motorma menon waj bractising healthy attitude towards sheep rearing for young moojahids, turns out she haj peen sheep rearing for the other motermas.

Unless ju waant to naw retract jour statement and say that she ij reading blaygarl magjeen.