Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 06 Oct 2009 09:00

Bulul and a collective bear hug to your wives,

Eye phound thij bread-ator droppings in the slums of Nukkad -

Kindly make sure your verbal duel does not cross the limit of decency. I don't want to have to warn any one today.

So much pyaar, vishwaas, kindness in that statement that it caused involuntary bowel movement and I had to cancel my overseas trip and rush to Bakistan to relieve the happiness.

Now my bassbort ij under the scanner and risk peing declared mullah-non-grata. Eye phear phor my safety and wellbeing.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 09:09

Be carefool maulana,
Ju don't want a Hila-Le-Baakistaan awaard around jour neck.
Theej dayj the radiation from the nook noode dhaga are intensely strong, and it is making the bredatorullas trigger phinger very very itchy indeed.

Bismilla ho ji.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Oct 2009 09:13

http://blog.dawn.com:91/dblog/2009/10/0 ... kistaniat/
Celebrating Pakistaniat ( Mian ji where are Kushboo Begums)
A solitary desi in a miniskirt looked completely out of place and seemed to get as many disapproving stares from aunties who have made Canada their home as she would have received approving stares had she been in Lahore’s Liberty Market. The only thing lacking were motorcycle and cyclewallahs and their daredevil stunts. Alas, Honda CD70 doesn’t exactly have a market in this part of the world.

Jo Lahore me G.. Woh Toronto me bhi G..u.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 06 Oct 2009 09:15

Sbeaking oph itching, my khusboo ij supphering phrom saat-saal itch....

Bliss to ijjue a halaal jawaab phor the parishaani..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Oct 2009 09:25

G>P tell joor Khushboo

Tum akele kabhi field me jaya na karo
Aaj kal Jihadi mizzle liye ghooma karte hai
Mujahid ne pakar liya to
Phir kya hoga ?
Phir kya hoga ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAz8l2Xl8aY

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Oct 2009 13:04

NSN (Vakum Dhamaka Desk) In a shockingly regular taime table there is a report oph
Vakum Bulub going astray, in You. Yen. ghass distribution ophice, killing
phew infedels yand injuring phew Bious.

NSN reporter putting his Laife yand Limb in grave danger
did a deeper anallysis oph da incident,
phound out that a Kala uniformed fauji had gone in the ophice to take down
the details plans phor renovation, just den a white dressed fauji entered,
this Kala+White caujed an unintended vakum dhamaka in da ophice building.
not da reajon given by da Kuffar press.
Jarnail Dhamaka konstruction Khan apolozised phor da incident, praised da faujese
phor dheir kommitment to da Kauj, he further klariphyied dat no form
oph aid will be given to da Infedels dispatched.
Renovation work will begin in earnest yand nava ophice shall be ready real soon now.
Kalls to You. Yen. was unreturned.

Salam

NSN (alawys everywhere)

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AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Oct 2009 13:22

vaman wrote:The adminullahs have laid traps in every dhaaga except Benis, onlee Saikological posts escape the shamsheer e adminullah, perhaps due to their inability to under e stand the posts.

Mulla Vamanulla, joo are truly gipted. Blij to give al-go-rhythm of Saikological posts in ishtep 1, ishtep 2 format, by which we humple bosters can put ourjelves on chin-kee-han launchpad.

ajay pratap wrote:NSN (Vakum Dhamaka Desk) In a shockingly regular taime table there is a report oph
Vakum Bulub going astray, in You. Yen. ghass distribution ophice, killing
phew infedels yand injuring phew Bious.

You. Yen. ghass distribution ophice was obviouj target to aileminalte White faujis becauj Al Brejident 10 %ti went to You. Yen. Jernal Assembly and carried photo of Bibi al jannati with him. Blis see neeche.

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fR21HX1A15sb

After seeing above tasveer, mujahids got excited. It ij like, wherever you go our network follows, hain ji? Since in times of bad econami, mujahid decided to pull a fast one in nearest You Yen dukaan. Put i cannot dekh, in above tasveer , who ij inside the left corner of bibi ji ?

In other nooj, Munafik Khan and his mujahid coach got sacked ?

Khan doejnt have Inzamam's beard, he doejnt kiss the pitch after scoring ten runs, doejnot indulge in ball tampering of other bowlers (no balls hain ?) , doesnot lead brayer sessions on the pitch, is not close to Tableegi jamaat, doej not allow ther bearded wije men to make touching duas, yet he ij still kaptaan of Momeen's team of Bakistan. Sharam Sharam.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Oct 2009 13:35

Bakistan builds advanced lightweight downhill ski simulator for faster evacuation using halal taknik..

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450372/AFP
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450369/AFP

And bhat ij "Eaglites" ji, ij it Pingrezi ??

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Oct 2009 13:37

Mulla Yay Kay Kay wrote:You. Yen. ghass distribution ophice was obviouj target to aileminalte White faujis becauj Al Brejident 10 %ti went to You. Yen. Jernal Assembly and carried photo of Bibi al jannati with him. Blis see neeche.

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fR21HX1A15sb

After seeing above tasveer, mujahids got excited. It ij like, wherever you go our network follows, hain ji? Since in times of bad econami, mujahid decided to pull a fast one in nearest You Yen dukaan. Put i cannot dekh, in above tasveer , who ij inside the left corner of bibi ji ?

AoA

da plot thickens!!! Mulla Yay.kay.kay jour trait to investigate deeper dan every one else
eej unmatched, suhanalla!! pliss to be akcepting laktating & healthy Goats phrom this
humple & humpled moojaaheed.

BTW eet eej Abu jan Bhutto-e-lamposti eye dink.

Salam.

archan · Post by **archan** » 06 Oct 2009 17:08

AjayKK wrote:Bakistan builds advanced lightweight downhill ski simulator for faster evacuation using halal taknik..

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450372/AFP
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450369/AFP

Pakistani police anti-terrorism personnel from southern Sindh province participate in a drill during passing out ceremony

Diyar jirga,
Bliss to eggblain bhat ij bassing out cer-e-mony? do the prave baki bolicemen bass out after bassing the moshuns as soon as they see the talips? Ij thij high teknik learnt phrom the baki counter-e-terrorijm task phorce?
Err mullah Gur ul Prabhuddin, bliss to pe carefool phrom the evil bredators. They are in "the mood" these dins, hovering low over BRFATA.
BS: bhat made harbanullah try that soosai jacket? such jackets attract bredators as fast as that scratching goat does to the talib...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 17:43

AjayKK wrote:Bakistan builds advanced lightweight downhill ski simulator for faster evacuation using halal taknik..

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450372/AFP
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91450369/AFP

And bhat ij "Eaglites" ji, ij it Pingrezi ??

Bismilla Biradher,
That ij baakistan komandu showing how ordinary civlian can save the lipe opf bolis and phauji when vaccum bum goej off. Plij notice aardinary civlian dressed in plack carrying bakistan komandu in bwhite.

Thij ij bicchar phrom the bractice session pefore baakistan pids for the IED Muparak olympig games in twin cities oph slumpaad and pindi. It ij with grate bride that Kushpoos from all over the world will barticipate in variors games.

Some opf the games are
1. Pest soosai pelt
2. pest soosai eggsblosion
3. phastest downhill skiing (Open only to bak fauj komandoos)
4. Kushpoo and apdul three legged race.
5. raisin and spoon in mouth race.
6. Sack race with apdul and kushpoo in sack.

etc.
I yam konfidant that bakistan will win mosht gold medal

Salam.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Oct 2009 18:29

AoA biraders, biss be to joo all.

After Mulla Vamanulla wrote apout saikological and deep reaching bosts in Dera Milli-tari khan, Pokhran krater 2, i ventured to the halaal site and read last paanch page.
After that my head is revolving like kufr ChandraYarn

It ij yet another "mujahid trap" dhaaga where qadianis rule the day .
So much jahilya like in pre Pakistan Arapia.

In the dhaaga, first unassuming simble mujahid is hoisted on Eff Solah like this.

Then qadianis gherao the boor humple mujahid and perform halal testing to see if mujahid has any qadiani genes .

Finally in the backyard, mujahid is halaaled

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fullmoonshadow/3096329588/

In the end the will of Oopar Wallah will prevail and after 72 iterations , the truest will emerge. Till then hold your jeehard!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 18:48

Yalla mulla khullam khulla,

That bicchar oph that bakri openly diplaying her wares

on the side oph the pus ij naat in good taste. Ju are aware that thij one bhoto will incite much violence on the cambus with the apduls going wild.

Eye hap opjection with second bicchar also. Why to show bakri kushpoo in Chumma bojison, with inviting expression on the face, towards apdul hain ji? This ij just as bad aj bollywood herrows and herroines in all thoje bosters in the caves oph see-near maulanas.

Pleej in the interest oph piss and sapty oph all, cover that bakri's bhoto with halaal ink or pleej remove that bhoto

Salam.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Oct 2009 19:10

Powered by bride, Bakistan set to reject Kerry-Lugar Bill

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

By Kamr-e-Chikan Khan

ISLAMABAD: The government is gently tightening its bious arifice in a direction where it may reject the Kerry-Lugar Bill in its present shape.

"We want the Bill to come in a halal mizzile shape onlee, naat in its haram Brobe shape" thundered the Jirga-e-Brakit Mard.

The rejection will be accompanied by a request to the amrikhans for an understanding of Bakistan’s sovereign needs on size aph mizziles and its right to decide the amount aph G for GUBO on issues of national security and Pahrein policy, according to several senior Bakistani officials and an important federal cabinet minister.The Jirga-e-Brakit Mard futher proclaimed that they can give up their brides aas enticement for the amrikhans but never the bakistan's soverign needs for GUBO.

News aas per sources who spoke to this correspondent on condition that he come topless but with ankles covered onlee.

http://www.thenews.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?Id=24870

Bliss to knoe that our mulk is steadfast on its honoour butt natt on its houries.

Yours Biraderly,
Mujahid-e-Lilo.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Oct 2009 19:22

AoA Ajay-e-pindullah

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1994/bakrionfsolah.jpg

Bliss to note that they are now loading Khusboos in our F-16s to give kampany to our rakit mujahids.

This should serioujly aphect the moral of the kufr-e-hind bilots.

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 06 Oct 2009 21:48

Special Report

Islamabad—An Israeli government-owned defence company has secured a one dollar to sell advanced surface-to-air missiles to India, The Jerusalem Post disclosed.

http://pakobserver.net/200910/06/news/topstories07.asp

Israel has secured 1 dollar to sell India missiles !!

What mijjile getting in one dollar ?? Baki mijjiles!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Oct 2009 22:00

Maulana Lilo
I haab pooch, F iz berry known in Bakistan but duz Sixteen in F 16 shtands for age or shumthing shekret in Moojahideous kulture?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Oct 2009 22:58

Todin I was soching deeply about jeehard. Madam jalebi appropriately clariphied that Jeehard is like cleaning a pakistan. What a deep observation on many levels !

1. Lets all clean pakistan, lets do jeehard !!
2. If jeehard is like cleaning pakistan, what would mujahids be ?
3. If jeehard is like cleaning pakistan, and if we do jeehard with all oph our hearts, what will we finally get ?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2009 23:34

Bhaat!
Mij memon ij new jalepi? Bhaat happened to orginal jalepi Shrileen?
Haj memon passed any new motion in her plog?
Why ij she inducing apduls for jeehard?
why why why?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Oct 2009 23:39

AoA Biraedr prem-al-moharaba bliss heear this estory aph abdul zia-ul

once uphon a time the bara ears old Abdul zia-ul went to puskar. there he was tricked into buying sola mard-e-bakra disguised as kushboos by a kufr bania chaddi-lal in exchange for his chaddi+young bride.
When he realisied this with a paindabutt with a bakra, young chaddi less zia-ul was most dejected becauj the khusboos who were meant to be hij mount were mounting him now and even his chaddi is now with the bania (he phorgot his bride).

having lost hij h&d among hij punju biraders he vowed that he would never weyar a chaddi until he got the better of a bania (any bania). then as a grown up jernail he blotted a revenge where he will bum the banias in delhi with his sola (now) old and bious bakra loaded on a plane each. He even named each eff plane as eff sola followed by the nam of the bakra it ij carrying. eff sola the mount-al-pahari bakra , eff sola the painthebutt bakra etc.

but ASTAGFURALLAH he reached jannat chaddi less bephore he could carry out thij holy mission.
So even nau when a eff-sola crashes a kusboo cries both for the rakit mujahid and the bakra it was carrying.

Hij is a estory of a true mujahid AoA.

Yours biously,
maulana-al mujahidi -al pindi-lilo

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 07 Oct 2009 11:34

Zaddu can't sbell sala!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Oct 2009 13:36

Jalepi memon ij ispeeking in inglis herself and wants zarda-ree to ispeek in urdoo.

Bhy bhy bhy thij hatered phor sadar, hain ji?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 07 Oct 2009 23:37

Bakistan apout to test phyrr 1st astronaut

New & Imbroved Baki jannat
young bais, khushpoos.....

Plijj to notice the safed rang oph mujahids in last ke 2 tasveers

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Oct 2009 23:52

Uff, It must be real hard to be an 4 legged animal in Bakistan, despite having higher IQ they have to suffer at the hands of the 2 legged peelivars.
How I wish the camel would gobble the obese Abdul and reduce the burden on this duniya by 1

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Oct 2009 01:14

Kamel iz a holy aanimaal in Bakistan bith honorable shtatus equal to any aashaaraph, and known phor its intellektooal suberiority ober aam and khass Abdrools. Bhy phor it shuld eat crap and bollute its holiness .

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Oct 2009 01:32

Heh heh,

Suberior race oph araps are ujing camels for :Sharam: :sharam:

bwile baki apduls hap to uje kushpoo phor that burbose.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Oct 2009 01:47

While yindia mourns their bum fizz, bakistan invents new takiniki phor attack

Meanwhile, outjide the ledrips massage barlour, 100% discount for bakistan from tallel than mountain fliends

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 08 Oct 2009 01:59

Plijj to notice numbar plat oph gadi .LOT. bhere ij all imbaartant A ? hain??

Also mujahid in the bichar rejembles owr Tarrrel Than Mantain fliends too much

Gagan wrote:Heh heh,
Suberior race oph araps are ujing camels for :Sharam: :sharam:

bwile baki apduls hap to uje kushpoo phor that burbose.

suberior juur ass.. bwatt the *&(&* ij thish? hain?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Oct 2009 02:08

Jamwaldin
Notic da bliss on Holy Kamel's phace , so pissphool.
Pesh hai
Amir Khan pe pari najar to ,Musharraf (in Baki sense) ke hosh urr gaye
Aisa hua asar ,Aisa hua asar, aisa hua asar ke Baki Behosh ho gaye .
Amritraj aya jab pehli baar
Mushy ho gya on All Chaar (four)
Kehna laga , Hajur
kehne laga Hajur
Abhi Kush ho gaye .

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 08 Oct 2009 13:48

Hab batience my dear bearded mullahs. The din is not far off when all the spies, kuffars and infidels infesting PeeArrEff peddling their suckular agenda will be peheaded and the streets will overflow with blood, dhotis and daal.

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Oct 2009 18:13

I hobe the boster ij niot brebared py a bakistani. Pecause bakis know bhwat Allah ij brebaring them phor, and it ij naat victory (*hint* ij start with a G and has Kurry-Langur further down in the sentence).

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 08 Oct 2009 23:53

Mullah AnuJanihaad in a pensive mood.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Oct 2009 00:13

Zardari, Phoonk Sundari and her husband Choos Lee at the China -Bakistan blagging and image bosting conference

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Oct 2009 00:16

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Oct 2009 00:19

Penish Thong Chinese Dentisht

for 5 baki rupayya full mouth ke keeda ka sarvanash

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Oct 2009 03:27

I was soching deeply about the Kairi-Langur pill-e-baksheesh when some kufr yindian in a dhaaga says

Beggars cannot be choosers

What an idiot ! Bakistanis have been "chooz"-ing other beepuls blood and money like a leech since the time of my herrow Al-quaid-e-azm. So in phact, peggars can be choozers.

Bliss to not pelieve western propaganda.

James B · Post by **James B** » 09 Oct 2009 04:03

Accessories for Bakistani Army peing packed for ubcoming downhill skiing by bakistani jernails phrom waziristan ophense on Talipan.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 09 Oct 2009 07:55

AllahoAkbar!

Like my 4th coujin thrice removed hu ishbent 6 mahine at Harvard madarssa p4 retarning to Gujranwala, I yam aljo retarned phrom long jeehad at kuffar Fauj Phorum. Bismillah! The ishtink oph theej yindoo shahar!

I am having booch. Whyphor theyar eej no dhaga inside PeeAref to declare that Bakistani nyook bums are aljo nat working? We need such a discushun, IMO.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Oct 2009 08:22

Bhaat ju mean maulanas,
Baakistan haj peen choos-ing laat oph things. There ij phull training phlom led ripps majjaj barlor and phoonk sundari given to bakistan leaderj.

Moral oph the istory: beggers can be choos-ers if they are bakistani.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Oct 2009 08:27

It ij a istate secret that bakistan's atim bum waj a TN bum. The reajon why the world's seismic monitors could naat pick up the right signal waj pecauje the bum was kept in a tunnel in a mountain, while the seismographs are all deep inside the ground.

Simple saanse hain ji. Add to thij thet bakistan had exploded 600,000 bums together and also there were exjplojions phrom nearpy bak faujis aj they induljed in the browning op pants ceremony. Thij all caujed inpherence.

Bakijtan ij a Thaarmonooklear bower. koopher yindoo ij nook noode.

kyon ji?