Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 04:38

Krass-post py Tanaji in Nukkad dhagaah.

Al-haraam, Al-haraam
http://www.esquire.com/features/unmanne ... aft-1109-4

National pird oph bakistan haj now dropped a new pomb. It can see common apduls enjayying animal huspandry with their kushpoos. Thij great move ij aimed at ending corruption in soosai-ty where of late macho apduls have peen eloping with their neighbours kushpoos.

Indeed, they see many things meant to be secret, like men having sex with sheep and goats in the deep of night. I first heard this from infantry soldiers and took it as rumor, but at Bagram I met a civilian contractor who works in UAV operations. "All the time," he said. "They just don't think we can see them."

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/unmanne ... z0U38ZsZOz

Salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Oct 2009 05:19

Now the whole duniya knowj apout my tabela?

I hobe they did not proadcast live foot-age.

Al Baqr

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 16 Oct 2009 05:26

archan wrote:Now the whole duniya knowj apout my tabela?
I hobe they did not proadcast live foot-age.

Al Baqr

There are so many of us like you.. how will duniya know its you onlee, hain? Unless, ofcourse you gave a smile at the bredator camera phlashing the yellow teeth of both you and your khushpoo..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Oct 2009 05:43

Gagan wrote: Al-haraam, Al-Pakistaniat
National pird oph bakistan haj now dropped a new pomb. It can see common apduls enjayying animal huspandry with their kushpoos. Thij great move ij aimed at ending corruption in soosai-ty where of late macho apduls have peen eloping with their neighbours kushpoos.
Salam

Dhiz exblain the wurried lukk on Gillani, Kiyani and Haqqani's phace .
To kopy Kaffir Boet Maar Lo of UQsatan in Hakim Fakpaktus

Saalam to Kushpu dhat launched the hajaro Jeeehad in Dark
And shoot ubb da million mizzlez phrom Raakit Mardz of Pakistan
O Kushpoo, O Kushpoo, Make Abdfolls jannatnasheen bith a Halal kiss.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 06:47

Great nooj.
US gives massive AIDS package to Pakistan aj a result of aggressive Back channel diplomacy

US President Barack Ombaba, haj saand $7.5 pillion aids backage for Bakistan.

The White House sayj the laa demonstrates broad support in the United States for Bakistan, noting the pibartisan, bicameral, unanus passage in Congress.

It says the act formalizes that partnership, based on a shared commitment to improving the lives of Pakistanis through sustainable economic development, animal husbandry and the rule of laa, and combating extremism.

Wednesday, Pakistan's Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi expressed hope that a furor at home over the aids package will ease after U.S. laamakers gave him written guarantees that it will not violate Pakistan's sovirginity. Apparantly pack channel diplomacy will naat violate sovirginity.

Qureshi called the explanatory statement "historic" and a step forward in bilateral relationship. He said he will convey to the Pakistani government that the U.S. aids pill is a saan of friendship and not a threat to the country's sovirginity.

Qureshi recently visited Washington after Pakistani officials and jealou military leaders alleged the civilian aids plan could interfere with the military and the civilian government.

It ij well known that bure pack channel diplomacy will naat violate sovirginity.

So everypody can pe kush.
Salam.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 06:58

Kerry denies aid package hits Pakistan sovereignty

WASHINGTON - US Senator John Kerry on Tuesday forcefully denied that a major aids package would impinge on Pakistan’s sovirginity.

Kerry, a key author the five-year, 7.5 pillion-dollar plan, said he would work to address concerns raised by Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi who rushed back to Washington to air Pakistan’s worries about the new legislation.

“There is nothing in this pill that impinges on Pakistani sovirginity — periods and of possipility of issue in the phuture. And we have no intention of doing so,” Kerry told a jointed nooj conference with Qureshi.

“The foreign minister could not have been more clear about that concern and so we will reach even further and deeper in the course of the next 24 hours to make certain we address those areas of deep concerns,” he said trying hard to suppress his laughter.

Kerry hit back, saying that the pill does not “require anything of bakistan that isn’t already given py the goberment and opposition parties oph bakistan.”

“I think people in the United States ought to be thrilled by the fact that a vigorous back channel diplomacy took place,” he said.

“There is nothing unusual about someone interpreting something in a particular way for some particular political reason,” he said. {Hint to joo doupting koophers}

Jeeve jeeve bakistan

niran · Post by **niran** » 16 Oct 2009 09:00

Khulli Letter to da Aditor

Diyar Aditor Janab,

AoA

Asslamalaykum,

Janab, eye hape heard a rejoicing bojitibe khabar, Yamrika haj
decided to provide Zakat to Bakistan to da tune oph 800000000000000000000000 Baki Rupee.
Eye dink dat aphter deducting 10% yand Jarnails, Karnails, wagera kommision dere will be at least
800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Baki rupees left. Eye onlee plan to akuire onlee
800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Baki rupees phor a new Madarsa.
eye plan to hape extremely madern yand unchi takneeki Self-defense fakulty, IED Moobarak konstruction
training fakulities, Soosai vest manufakturing fakulity....................................

Now eye write to jou to beg(yes begging eej Baki janam right) oph jou to pliss to be providing
an Arapic hallal soverginity intact naam phor da madrsa. Eye hear LMU hape very many Assteemed
Amirs Brofessars yand Mullahs. So eet suld nat be any mushkill.

Salam

Jour's "He who suld nat be naamed"

negi · Post by **negi** » 16 Oct 2009 09:07

Bhai Derko, Vaman lun phol youl libes I ovelheald Mullah-e-Djinn-Takniki 'Enqyoob' say

"India can put nukes through the ventilator shaft of the Led Rips Massage Palroul and C^3 Centel too. "

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 09:46

HO no!

All hope ij laast. Iph the koopher plow the ventilator shaft and window oph the gusal-khana oph led ripps majjaj barlor how will we escape that place in an e-mer-jancy hain ji?
Some times the ministry oph brotection oph vice and prevention oph virtue ij in the hapit of raiding the majjaj barlor, and honoraple maulanar hap to errr, make a pee-line phor the ventilator shaft and the pack windows oph the gusalkhana.

It ij so diphicult to bractice honest bakistaniyat theej dayj.

Salam.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 09:49

One soldar comforting hij mate the other soldar. It reminds me oph one old saang.

Main aadmi hoon, aadmi se pyar karta hoon...

AOA

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Oct 2009 10:16

^^^^
Whyphor baskistani suarco ajtronaut sad in the packground ? Did hij raakit explode ?

TFTA bakistani fauj very cool. Wear helmet over baseball caps and pants over shalwars

Spot the Raa agint (clue: He doej not know how to do AK Phyrr in the air)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Oct 2009 12:22

Bakistani Sovirginity to be Defended at All costs

Prejident ten perjenti said this in a thundering voice at the UN general assembly, delivering the speech written by Mark Siegal, the American lobbyist for Pakistan.

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Oct 2009 17:45

maulana ajaiman paratroopi,
Yu waant a naam phor yur madarassa? I have a naam phor yu. How apout:
Caliphate of Hazaar Oink Oink Tighter than the Indian and Yahood, Awami Suwars.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Oct 2009 17:54

Soopan alaaw

niran · Post by **niran** » 16 Oct 2009 18:15

archan wrote:maulana ajaiman paratroopi,
Yu waant a naam phor yur madarassa? I have a naam phor yu. How apout:
Caliphate of Hazaar Oink Oink Tighter than the Indian and Yahood, Awami Suwars.

wah! wah! kiya baat hai. but eej eet not a bit long?
a TFTA naam would be nice. yam istill waiting.

AoA yand salam

sugriva · Post by **sugriva** » 16 Oct 2009 19:10

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:19

Diyar Subhan-e-greive-ullah

Bhyphor joo posting bicchar of dark bhindians in this TFTA dhaaga?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:23

Bhat this hainji?

sugriva · Post by **sugriva** » 16 Oct 2009 19:24

Vamanullah,
I am merely showing soup-e-rear disguise capabilities of TFTA Swat mards when in hiding from Bredators.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:28

Groper Gilli about to get a taste of chinese squeeze al-qubunchar medicine

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Oct 2009 19:29

ajay pratap wrote: wah! wah! kiya baat hai. but eej eet not a bit long?

Janab-e-aali, iph the naam ij laang, then uje the acronaam as shown in the polded letters.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:39

Diyar IED-atar

I am habing s-e-rious broplem on joo tube in trying to exblain Kerry-Langoor Bill, one bakistani maulana is pooching if Kerry Lugar bill is actually Bill kilenton's maiden naam bephore he married Hillary kelinton and before he met Monica Gauhar-Phoonk Sundari. I tell ya being a Bakistani is diffikult on joo tube

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:52

Mile High JIC ( Jamia Islamia Commode) Rawal Town being refurbished for the Annual Somalia-Bakistan Sharia Games 2009. Somalia has pledged to upset holders Bakistan in throat-slittings, public flogging, honour killings and Goat-buggering and to hold on to their titles in river water piracy and fast track visa issuing. Sudan was disqualified as their population did not comprise of >95% peelivars

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 19:58

Bliss to spot the one handed RAA agint while Nawaz is probably seeking a Phoonk Sundari in the crowd

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Oct 2009 20:36

Phram my paper prejented in LMU Open world

Bhat ij thees joos-less story aaf "Bakistan under addack" going round in kaffir medya especially this pee aar eff. Nou who ij laughing. Tell me.
One patakha goes aaf and ju kaffirs start pissing in jour pants especially the SDRE indoos.
For The last few dayj, bwe the baki fauji have been conducting aor own bar games bhwere red team waj called Taliban and khaki team baj kalled Paki pandu jused their skills in hurban barfare and kave kamplex barfare and differnt bays aaf "position ilkhtiyaar karein".
Unlike darpok kaffirs, bwe play bith real bepons and shoot at real beebul. This ij bhat real ijlamic army doej and ju thaat, bwe bere under attack..ha.
It bas glorious baki army way aaf saying ,we are everready far carry-lohar bill.
Now beat that.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 16 Oct 2009 23:14

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3480/318 ... d3e9_o.jpg

Dedicated to zardari for his begging skills

Maine poocha cheen se
ke dekha hai kahin
Aisa gubo sa haseen
cheen ne kaha
Vaseleen ki kasam, nahi nahi nahi
Maine poocha cheen se..............

Maine yeh dollar tera dhoondha
har jageh dinar tera dhoondha
IMF se misaal tera poocha
World bank se jawaab tera dhoondha

maine poocha cheen se
falak ho ya zameen
aisa deepel gubo hai kahin
cheen ne kaha har lube ki kasam
nahi nahi nahi........................

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Oct 2009 23:23

Bout Bak and Cheen GUPO moosic

Gillani Ay maine pozition leeee
Hu- Ay maine pozition Leeeee
Togedher
Nahi honge juuudha
Nahi hongee judhha , Saaaaari raat huuuum
Lo Hum ne pozition leeeeee.eeeee
Uncle Enter
AId meri madhur madhur jaise Jam jam Kola
Ayo idhar ,Dekho jara, Maine .....Khola.
Lo, Maine Pozition leeeeeee,leeee

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 17 Oct 2009 00:14

vaman wrote:
Bliss to spot the one handed RAA agint while Nawaz is probably seeking a Phoonk Sundari in the crowd

haraam, haraam,
bhat ij kaffir nitish kumar, cm-e-bihar, ally-e-BJP doing in bicchar, hain?

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 17 Oct 2009 03:48

derkonig wrote:
vaman wrote:
Bliss to spot the one handed RAA agint while Nawaz is probably seeking a Phoonk Sundari in the crowd
haraam, haraam,
bhat ij kaffir nitish kumar, cm-e-bihar, ally-e-BJP doing in bicchar, hain?

Indeed, and what is Mayawati doing in between Badmash and Nitish?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Oct 2009 04:30

hnair wrote:
derkonig wrote:
haraam, haraam,
bhat ij kaffir nitish kumar, cm-e-bihar, ally-e-BJP doing in bicchar, hain?
Indeed, and what is Mayawati doing in between Badmash and Nitish?

Behenji is taking badla on Supreme Court, she is in Bakistan negotiating for bermission to erect statues of Kanshi Ram and herself

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Oct 2009 04:51

Gagan wrote: http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/996 ... OD=AJPERES
One soldar comforting hij mate the other soldar. It reminds me oph one old saang.

I have a pooch. I have seen the prave bakistani fauj and bolis get brown pant during oberations. Whyfor the bolis got brown shirt aljo ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Oct 2009 04:58

Anujan wrote:
Gagan wrote: http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/996 ... OD=AJPERES
One soldar comforting hij mate the other soldar. It reminds me oph one old saang.
I have a pooch. I have seen the prave bakistani fauj and bolis get brown pant during oberations. Whyfor the bolis got brown shirt aljo ?

Simpal Anujandullah it is pekose Fauji and Bolis use the same dhobi, and the bakistaniyat on Fauji uniform literally rubs off on bolis uniform

nithish · Post by **nithish** » 17 Oct 2009 05:01

whyfor thij cm-e-bihari ij photochor-ing my naam hain?!?!

....typical kuffar

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 17 Oct 2009 05:37

Ever fizzilant canadian reporter grabbed this off TSP dhaaga:

abhijitm wrote:Ashraf Javed from Nation is quick to analyze the events and has all inside information and solutions to all the problems.

A clear-cut war on Pakistan

Thursday’s attacks are similar to those carried out in Mumbai in India last year and on the visiting Sri Lankan cricket team near Liberty market in Lahore. In all these attacks, the terrorists were carrying dry fruits and mineral water bottles along with them.

How did I miss dry fruit eating gunmen when SL team was being attacked? Guys, to identify RAW agents now all pakistanis have stopped eating dry fruits. So anyone with dry fruits is a RAW.

Thanks abhijitm. Opens a world of possibilities here in BENIS

RAW's Grand Agent at his office

An agent caught in the deadly act of throwing dried fruits

Dried fruit driven fidayeen vehicle with Twin-Donkey power

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 17 Oct 2009 05:38

vaman wrote: Behenji is taking badla on Supreme Court, she is in Bakistan negotiating for bermission to erect statues of Kanshi Ram and herself

Many thanks for the clarification. I thought this is a new type of sandwhich, the Big Behen

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 17 Oct 2009 06:02

http://news.rediff.com/report/2009/oct/ ... speech.htm

Sources said it was only after Pakistan's Ambassador to the US, Hussain Haqqani's recommendation that Seigal got the assignment to write the speech. No wonder that the speech contained no vision, but was embedded in a language that was designed to please the United States and its western allies, a Pakistani Foreign Office official said. "What can we do? This government talks of defending the country's sovereignty, what sovereignty ... we're no longer sovereign, but a US colony," he added.

Bhat ij baki opphicial conphused about; "country's sovirginity, no longer sovirgin, butt a US colon iee". Pls to moderately enlightin.
Py thaw way Baki govt baid 25000 blus 10% oph (25000) phor dus percenti ispeech.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Oct 2009 06:11

Bakistaniat now beery phamous, inphilterating into Howlleybood.
A tritbute to Jinnah's children and Khushpu

The Men Who Stare at Goats

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm21989632/tt1234548

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 17 Oct 2009 08:55

Prem wrote:Bakistaniat now beery phamous, inphilterating into Howlleybood.
A tritbute to Jinnah's children and Khushpu

The Men Who Stare at Goats

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm21989632/tt1234548

who ij this george-al- khooni in the bichar???

i cant imajinn bhat he will do to peeloved kushpoo.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Oct 2009 13:41

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 17 Oct 2009 14:15

Mazdak

I remember one day my seven-year old son Shakir came home to complain that he had been punished in his religious studies class. When I asked him why, he replied: “The teacher asked me what Islam taught us, and I replied Arabic. So she made me stand in the corner.”