Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 22 Oct 2009 00:03

Salaam to Grand mullahs Pottu Vaman yand Al Baqr,

meanbhil, the taller, fairer & more suicidal...AoA

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Oct 2009 00:07

shiv wrote:
Rishi wrote:Did not abba jaan say "i feel like i win bhen i looje"??
Praij be upon your mijjile! . I thinking Abba jan telling about looj motions and water-e-loo. when he actually telling about Pakistaniyat.

Ebery Baki iz a Winner whenever dha "so_virginity" is loojed. Dhiz iz tha real gaim oph Lawhore

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 22 Oct 2009 00:45

AllahoAkbar!

Diyar Editar:

I am bahut upjet onlee, with Great Satan treatment oph Bakis. I am retarning aphter Holy Bilgrimaj, and on havaii-jehaj this houri (very imbrobarly dressed

) hands me (with bare hands, mind you!!) this "Customs" phorm which asks pooch like

Have you been in close contact with farm animals ?

This eej dis-crimi-nashun. What *&*^&% bijnej eej it oph these dirty kufar, how many wives I have or what I do in my sbare time? Eej this not intrusive (no bun intended) intrusion (again, no bun intended) into my berjonal aphairs?

Why are they pooching me about my Customs? Have they no resbekt phor the age-old Customs-e-Wana?

Very angrily

Abdul Enqyoob Faisalabadi
Guujranwala

Bakistan

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 22 Oct 2009 00:47

Bismillah!

BHAT HABBEN 2 the BOK-2

dhaga? I yam retarning phrom Haj, and no dhaga!!!

negi · Post by **negi** » 22 Oct 2009 00:55

It haj peen mopped to HAF alonkshide BENIS.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Oct 2009 01:00

Plast from the Bast ROTFL

Archiv-e-NSN

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Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Oct 2009 01:04

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Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2009 01:15

What ij this, everytime I open an akhbar to take out the sports section phor my daily pakistan vijit, I dekho krikit thij krikit that, younooj khan brotest. Why phor all the youth got all corrupted by games like crikit ? I fondly remember when I waj a nanha mujahid, my abba jaan used to take me to a stadium to see real halal sborts.

What habbened to those golden age of bakistan ?

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Oct 2009 01:18

^^ In "related bhidios" sektion, I see thij awesome bhidio. The onlee thing that conjerns me apout Zaman sahab in that bhidio ij, bhwere ij the red topi gone?

negi · Post by **negi** » 22 Oct 2009 02:20

Real akshun ij Balochi's showing their love for Bakistan .

Kaujun: uje headphones/earphones

James B · Post by **James B** » 22 Oct 2009 05:42

Motto, TFTAness and Boetry of gloriaus Bakistani Militry Akademy. See-near and joo-near Mullahs bliss to anal-yze thij

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 22 Oct 2009 05:53

"He is fool hardly"

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 22 Oct 2009 05:56

Caption pliz

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 22 Oct 2009 06:24

Todin while suneing to mulla radio my radio pakkad the kaffir NBR eshstation and what I sunoed Makes me hayraan-e-parayshan and salwaar gilee-e-peelee. Now the kaffir khan is making a dron-e-assassine as chota

as my kushboo sized, sharam sharam just 2 aur ½ inches!!!

Iph that is not kaffee khan is also making hawaa to hawaa betrol tankee for this napaak dron-e-charyaa. Now this chota SDRE dron-e-charyaa will dhund dhund kar gubo us chobis/saat.

Whot? I pooch, whot is it pig mo wants phrom us?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 22 Oct 2009 07:41

This is great khabar. Hu do u think eej No. 2 Customer phor dron-e-ass-ass-in? Bakistan Eye Ess Eye. Phor donashun to Talibs.

I am suning that these dins, Smart Yoo-Ay-Vees are so smart that they can pee launched pie Abduls and Imrans with brains smaller than Khushboo's droppings. Imagine 1,700,000 of these in the kurta-bockets oph madarssa graduates.

The kufr are stupid, aren't they?

niran · Post by **niran** » 22 Oct 2009 10:27

Diyar Aditor janab
AoA

Bojitibe khabers(in plural) galore!!

Bakistan resounding victory

NSN (Pindi desk)
Until a few months ago, Bakistani officials often used the term "miscreants" when they described the Taliban fighters operating from the western tribal areas. This moniker conveyed the sense that the Taliban was a nuisance -- a ragtag band of fanatics and gangsters who could be placated with peace deals -- rather than a mortal threat to the nation. Now they are called "Terrorists". So now then the problem is solved, TFTA aphssars are waiting the Gobermound to ophicialy announce the Victory and end oph hostilities.

Bakistan Shuts all Eskool pending Peutufukashun

No khabar without Kirkit khabar!!
PCB Gaga Kirkiters mouth but Ungaga Musharraf

Salam.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2009 13:52

Rare bichchar of TFTA archanullah taking his kushpoo inside his kave kamplex.

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Oct 2009 18:37

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 22 Oct 2009 18:50

Anujan wrote:http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/200 ... eLarge.jpg

Rare bichchar of TFTA archanullah taking his kushpoo inside his kave kamplex.

Ij the bichchar rare pecoz Al Baqr rears onlee one kushpoo?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2009 19:24

pgbhat wrote:Ij the bichchar rare pecoz Al Baqr rears onlee one kushpoo?

The bichchar is rare pecauj

A. Al Baqr is a nanha mujahid, before he grew a big peard
B. Al Baqr said that in the dayj oph zia, you could get kushpoo with horns, but now a dayj kushpoos are not harrny.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 22 Oct 2009 19:56

Anujan wrote:

Maid phor eech othar

One ij getting too hard while other eej hard to get.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Oct 2009 20:10

shiv wrote: Maid phor eech othar

One ij getting too hard while other eej hard to get.

This sceen phrom Haseena Maan Jayegge iz cleer broof of kultural dipherence, Bakislami Jihadiz s love and mary Goats bhile we kuffar kut and eat Goat .

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Oct 2009 23:45

Gloriously suck-cess-fool oberashuns of Baki Fauj!

Rah e Djinnah(46)
Rah e Razakkars(47-48)
Rah e 1965(65)
Rah e Bhooka-Nanga(65-71)
Rah e 1971
Rah e Ghaas Khao(74)
Rah e Shaheed bhutto
Rah e Zia(77)
Rah e Zia-Cheen (84)
Rah e Brasstacks (87)
Rah e Taliban 96
Rah e Downhill Ski(99)
Rah e kammando tactical brilliance (99:@ White House)
Rah e Hawai coup e Gola (99)
Rah e 911
Rah e Kunduz (2001)
Rah e Chief Justice 2007
Rah e Swat Down hill ski 2008
Rah e Genocide e Baluchistan ( since 47)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2009 23:51

^^^^

Several civilian beepuls also showed couraj to face adversity and tackle problems head on.

Like motorma bhutto, who put her head down and took a sunroof lever head on.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Oct 2009 23:55

vaman wrote:Gloriously suck-cess-fool oberashuns of Baki Fauj!

Rah e Djinnah(46)
Rah e Razakkars(47-48)
Rah e 1965(65)
Rah e Bhooka-Nanga(65-71)
Rah e 1971
Rah e Ghaas Khao(74)
Rah e Shaheed bhutto
Rah e Zia(77)
Rah e Zia-Cheen (84)
Rah e Brasstacks (87)
Rah e Taliban 96
Rah e Downhill Ski(99)
Rah e kammando tactical brilliance (99:@ White House)
Rah e Hawai coup e Gola (99)
Rah e 911
Rah e Kunduz (2001)
Rah e Chief Justice 2007
Rah e Swat Down hill ski 2008
Rah e Genocide e Baluchistan ( since 47)

Change this to:
Rah-e-Bangladesh (1971)

Aljo add:
Rah-e-POW camp-e-naach gana (1971-72)
Rah-e-Siachen downhill ski (1984)
Rah-e-Amritraaj-e-GUBO(911)
Rah-e-Atlantique-e-crash(2000)
Rah-e-Indus water treaty-e-world bank-e-GUBO(2002)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Oct 2009 00:16

Mian Bhajkedawaldeen al Inchi
Did joo mean the adai inch was aphter adding Chini maal on top?

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Oct 2009 01:33

I waaj dekhing mullah neg marammat's bosted jutupe bhidio and bhat do I find?
Bakistan ka matpab kya?
There ij a nice ghazal bosted in the kaaments sekshun. The 400% good Urdu showj it ij written py a true peeliever.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 23 Oct 2009 01:41

AllahoAkbar!

BAKISTAN DEMONSTRATES FYOOSHUN ATIMBUM

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Oct 2009 01:50

Reports say that thij waj a fused atim bum tested just after a meeting between Jarnail Kiyanahi and Jernail Pasha and see near members of the quetta shura.
The cook waj very happy with the appreciation shown by the assembeled memberaan to the platefulls of pindi chana, mooli and kala namak that they all consumed.
The yield was atleast 300 Kilo tons of radioactive gases that were released as a result of the explosion.

One amreekan CIA agint who was spying on the meeting had this to say right after the bum test:

Salam

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 23 Oct 2009 04:27

I dekho some bery negative khabar today. I reading Zaid Hamid's webjite and phinding that Yindia being called 'Slumdog Nation'. How thij happen when duniya's biggest slum eej in Kraachi hain?

I pooch angrej dost and he mumble something about sweet irony. Hamesha soching about khana that phellow. Anyway sounds tasty, must pooch bakerywala if he haaj it.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 23 Oct 2009 07:54

Prem wrote:Mian Bhajkedawaldeen al Inchi
Did joo mean the adai inch was aphter adding Chini maal on top?

On kum now bremmulla joo know the cheeni hakeems dawa is eshstrong and phool of sher ke haddi and kushboo bellets. It adds phool dao inches to jour mizzile. Joo must ajmao it somedin jour kushboo will abbreciate it.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Oct 2009 19:12

Yindian-Yehudi-Yankee kanspeerajy to steal Bakistan's fair share of IED-ka-chaand ! We should rebort this to ICJ !!

Moon scientist Stewart Nozette held as Israeli spy in FBI sting

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Oct 2009 20:02

Besh Hai
Mil ke saare Jihadion ne Atm se kaha
hakkookat Janna me ek Naye banna dee jaye
Mashhoor 72 ki takseem kara dee jaye
26 Whoors oor 36 Khushboo ko ho Hisab
Nahi to band kar denge yeh saar Jihad.
Binnha Kushpoo ke kiya lajjatte jannat hogi
Agar Hogee to siraf pakistan me hogi .

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 23 Oct 2009 21:17

An artist's imbreshun oph Mullah Al Baqr with hij 3rd faborait bakri

B.S:- This ij bhy most aart ij panned in ijlam

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Oct 2009 21:37

^^^
There ij also a red flag hanging in the background with bichar of al baqr and hij second gaot.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 23 Oct 2009 21:54

Erm....Bhat ij this!
BiKtory bee to the peelievers....kuffar hollybood ij making phillum on us mujahids

AK Phyrr! RPG Phyrr

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 23 Oct 2009 23:30

Sriman wrote:

Caption pliz

Cheetah stuff toy: Rs. 500/-
Armstrong wrist-band: Rs. 100/-
Taking in missionary style with utmost pleasure : priceless.

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Oct 2009 23:36

Arunkumar wrote:^^^
There ij also a red flag hanging in the background with bichar of al baqr and hij second gaot.

Yallah my bersonal life ij peing screwtimized threadpare!

Baqr

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Oct 2009 23:42

jamwal wrote:An artist's imbreshun oph Mullah Al Baqr with hij 3rd faborait bakri

B.S:- This ij bhy most aart ij panned in ijlam

Jamwaldeen ,
In da naame oph recently Ass see Naked Jernaill " holy peard,
IZ dhat peace and bliss on Khushupu's face or boor soul iz krying phor Vazleen and how dare Khuboo tri to rezemble Madam Muzari and steel her charm?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Oct 2009 00:52

ermm... eye theenks juu kaanfuze the halaal peard oph goat with its lowar jaaw just laaik the goat in halaal mobie boster bosted apov

Salaam