Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 15 Nov 2009 01:02

Nayak wrote: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/me ... pzA?size=l

the baki IED express, linking Bajaur & Waziristan thrice weekly with pissawar and twice weekly with pindi. route extension to lawhore, krachi yand isloo soon... AoA

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Nov 2009 01:50

Diyar IEd-Atar

Bhwat ij the matlab of utility bills paid?
Bhwen has Bakistan paid any bill?
Every pody pays Bakistan bills
See phor exambal Kerry-Langur bill,
Gubo serbices initiated by Khiladi e-Phoonk Clinton e Bill

Are the Abduls perched on the chath of the green bus going to pay bill
pooching pekose there is no chance of them passing under the hoarding-e-advertisement without paying the bill of Bakistan's karma

Your's aggressively poochingly
Mullah Flame-e-Baitullah

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Nov 2009 01:55

Diyar IED-atar

Talipan seem to have a good sense of humour
Bliss to abbr-e-ciate Taliban art peing disblayed at Arty road

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Nov 2009 03:44

Nayak wrote:

Bliss to cap-shun theje images.

Ghookroo kroon, teri beerd wich Joon(Lice)
No sooside beltt, tera dur Phitte Munh

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 15 Nov 2009 03:48

diyaar flame baitulla,

check out the words written in kuffar roman script.. it sayj easy paisa.. now bhaat is the only way of gaining easy paisa in our glorious republic, hain? yes joo are right, its GUBO.. The abdul is earning easy paisa by doing overtime GUBO and ayesha looks khush..

The abduls on chhat of bus are coming for LMU to learn latest GUBO takniks so as to increase their skill levels.. They are unadulterated, however.. Instead of the abdul on pill-poard who is looking at ayesha and is a YYY agint, the abduls wish to learn GUBO takniks for pleasing their Khushpoos like true Bakis..

Hope this helps..

Cheer_haranulla bin explaini

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 15 Nov 2009 06:30

Chiron wrote: The abdul is earning easy paisa by doing overtime GUBO and ayesha looks khush..
Cheer_haranulla bin explaini

Diyaar cherHaranullaBin Explani ju habe done a griat serbijce by spatting the agint apdul. The apdul in the pikchar ij most likely kandian vija issuer dilbullah bin abscondi. Plij to dekh karefully, on the right hath side it sayjs "utility bills paid", the broof phor all the servijes done by vija granter haj been kovered. Ayeha looks khush becauj vija phormalities are kamplete.

This poard ij likho by yyy agint onlee. Pecauj in glorious nashun it ij alwayjs likho phrom right to left. Apduls may be confujed because it sayjs "asia-py-sae" bhen read karrectly phrom right to left.
Shukran.
Pee.Yess: Plij to note the agint in the pill poard could aljo be mopile kandian vija granter perremullah. Agint apdul ij rekarding ayesha's numbeer in ij mopile devij.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 15 Nov 2009 06:59

allah o akbar! salam ale kum biraders!

i come pefore the jirga with a good nooz. our great land of pakistan had connection with amreeki doctor bahadur - nissan e pakistan kabbil nidal malik hassan:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091114/ap_ ... ooting_342

Lawmaker: Hasan had communications with Pakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Nov 2009 07:10

Mian Karani Dixianideen
Did he joose sekret, Baki shpecial Mussharraf Phoone ? If he did how waz da number diaaalled?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Nov 2009 07:12

Diyar IEDatar

Since the srilankans are SDREs and we are TFTAs http://blog.dawn.com/2009/11/12/that%E2 ... t-cricket/ and since 1 TFTA = 10 SDRE, I have a pooch.

Cant we naat increaje revenue of BKP (Bakistani Krikit Poard) by just sending one player to play against Jrilanka, one player to play against Yindia, one player to play against Bangladesh.

I am aljo a bit confused about Wejt Indies. They are all, dark and tight musharrafed. What category are they ?

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 15 Nov 2009 07:35

Prem wrote:Mian Karani Dixianideen
Did he joose sekret, Baki shpecial Mussharraf Phoone ? If he did how waz da number diaaalled?

mian premuddin,

it waz a very hi tech phoone made by girate isi. it not need pressing, it kan read mind as long as it is 400% pure peeliver mind. not work for the kaffir mind. sorry to the kaffir.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 15 Nov 2009 08:53

Yalla bhat iz this???????

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Nov 2009 09:10

One yIndoo in surch oph Baki Musharraf.

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... detail12-4

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 15 Nov 2009 11:09

Yindoo Raa Agint Bree-has-Pati sent to Gitmo phor carrying out incriminating plans to IED admin convoy, violating the piss agreement.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 15 Nov 2009 11:14

Archival footage showing the aftermath scene of Nukkad-52 battle..

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 15 Nov 2009 12:39

broof of raa agints financing TTP..what else exblains agent no. 1700000000 playinn pool in pakthoonistan

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 15 Nov 2009 12:48

flying carpets to take on bredator djinns

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 15 Nov 2009 12:57

BajKhedawal wrote: Yalla bhat iz this???????

Gateway of Hell

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 15 Nov 2009 16:34

^^^^
yand bliss to aljo notis the YYY miscreant RAA agint bhalu escabing phrom the scene...

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 Nov 2009 16:37

BajKhedawal wrote: Yalla bhat iz this???????

Seklet RAA ajaint emptiing hij Pakistan via Mushraff kajing wakume explshun.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 15 Nov 2009 17:09

Rupesh wrote:[img]------[/img]

broof of raa agints financing TTP..what else exblains agent no. 1700000000 playinn pool in pakthoonistan

that ij not a game of pool. That ij a game of cesspool that ij played every-todin in bakistan by soosai plumbers cleaning the wastes by ied mubaraks.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Nov 2009 17:10

Pakistani without a gun = Pagan
Pakistani reading out the constitution of his nation = Constipation
The diary of a Pakistani officer found in the Kargil area = Diarrhoea
Pakistani who doesnt love goats = Gay
Pakistani driving a truck = Truck Bomb
Pakistani with a mobile phone = IED
Pakistani eating bread = Inbred
Cousins singing @ pak university =Consanguinity
Pakistani press activism = Priapism
Pakistani just out of school =illiterate
Pakistani working for Dell =Infidel

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 15 Nov 2009 21:30

^^^
Mah-e-ndra ullah plijj to accept 20 goats and 10 camels on reaching halal post Kount of seben ate sikx.

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 15 Nov 2009 22:21

Mahendra wrote:Pakistani without a gun = Pagan
Pakistani reading out the constitution of his nation = Constipation
The diary of a Pakistani officer found in the Kargil area = Diarrhoea
Pakistani who doesnt love goats = Gay
Pakistani driving a truck = Truck Bomb
Pakistani with a mobile phone = IED
Pakistani eating bread = Inbred
Cousins singing @ pak university =Consanguinity
Pakistani press activism = Priapism
Pakistani just out of school =illiterate
Pakistani working for Dell =Infidel

Pleaje add to list

Pakistani with no brain = Normal
Pakistani with half a brain = Genius
Pakistani with a whole brain = The Messiah, the chosen one!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Nov 2009 23:31

Lisa wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Pakistani without a gun = Pagan
Pakistani reading out the constitution of his nation = Constipation
The diary of a Pakistani officer found in the Kargil area = Diarrhoea
Pakistani who doesnt love goats = Gay
Pakistani driving a truck = Truck Bomb
Pakistani with a mobile phone = IED
Pakistani eating bread = Inbred
Cousins singing @ pak university =Consanguinity
Pakistani press activism = Priapism
Pakistani just out of school =illiterate
Pakistani working for Dell =Infidel
Pleaje add to list

Pakistani with no brain = Normal
Pakistani with half a brain = Genius
Pakistani with a whole brain = The Messiah, the chosen one!

I see apduls escabing bith ayeshas and BPP (Beachy Pottom Poyz) bhutt bhere are the goats?

Ij it sympalic oph Bakistan collabjing? Hain?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Nov 2009 23:34

Rupesh wrote:[img]Jawan-mujahid-blaying-bool[/img]

broof of raa agints financing TTP..what else exblains agent no. 1700000000 playinn pool in pakthoonistan

jesh. eben i ij 400 bercent suar oph it. Bhutt kind oph hoaat blooded jung mujahid bill blay bith nakli and patla danda and palls bhen so many nupile khushpoos are froclicking around

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Nov 2009 02:56

Joo are right. That ij a Raa agint for suar, thij ij no bakistani biradher, see the goats are frolicking unmoleshted. Only Raa agint playing billiards on tabul, bakistani biradher having no balls don't pilay billards or pretending to pilay paakit billards.

Naw sing aphter meee,

Ye hum nahi, ye hum nahi,
bakri ko chor dein,
yeh hum nahi, ye hum nahi

Hamare musharraf pe
GUBO ki nishani hai
Hum IED mubarak karte hain
Humko yeh pareshani hai

Yeh hum nahi, yeh hum nahi.

Hum chale they padosi ko
1000 cut dene
Upar wale ka danda pada
to pad gaye lene ke dene

Jo jihadi padosi ke liye paale they
woh hamein GUBO kar rahe hain
Baap baap chillate huye hum
khatiya ke neechy chup rahe hain

Padosi ke tarakki se
jal rahe hain hum
Aur khud bheekh mangi ki kagaar par
khade huye hain hum

Yeh hum nahi, yeh hum nahi,
Hum shanti se rehna chahte hain
faily huyi jhooti kahani hai
Yeh hum nahi, yeh hum nahi.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Nov 2009 03:05

Pakistanis told not to fart in public

Emphasizing the need to save gas, the Sui Northern Gas Pipeline Limited (SNGPL) deputy managing director, Abrar Ahmed, said Saturday that the government had withdrawn the decision to relax the law on public farting.

He was speaking on a seminar organized by Department of Gobargas, constipation and Indigestion,DGCI , in collaboration with SNGPL. He dispelled the impression that the Pakistanies were short of gas these days.Human Chemical Engineering Dept chairman Dr A R Sleemi emphasised the need to save gas at domestic level. The DGCI vice-chancellor said that Khudrat had provided Bakistan with such great dishes like Pindi Chana and Alu-ghosth which should be eaten regularly to reduce Bakistans dependence on gas import

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Nov 2009 03:09

I swear on the lice on Lal Brafessar's peard! I didn't make this up

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Nov 2009 03:13

Mahendra wrote:I swear on the lice on Lal Brafessar's peard! I didn't make this up
Pakistani livestock attracts Arab royals

The bhoto on the bebsite ij misphortunately wrong py mishtake. The correct bicchar with thij istory ij heiyar:

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Nov 2009 03:33

Bhaat happened to jour bost hain ji? It had disappeared jest like Bakistani Jihadi disappears in baakistan on return from IED Mubaraking other countries.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Nov 2009 03:36

Knawlij phrom teetar that I learned phrom my phourth coujin. Bleaje to join us in teetar jeehard !

Diyar Aphghani Mullaj http://bit.ly/1IZJDL vajectomy (or animal huspand-ry) means never having to say I'm sorry.

Zaid Hamid ij winner of Nopal brije in Joosics, CIAmestry and Indicine phor inventing "Lal topi" 400% better than tin foil hat. Zaid Hamid's Nobal biss prije pending, phor inventing herps 200,000% stronger than herp ujed in biss bipe

Bejt way of making Pakistanis to shoot themjelves in the foot is to declare foot to be joo, CIA, RAW

Haqqani-More Bakistanis in Gitmo cage than Yindians in US cabinet-Bleaje to give Pakistan credit (debit/cash preferred) http://bit.ly/2mSJ4x

Why is jardari-al-ten perjenti like calendar-e-bakistan oph LMU http://bit.ly/2wlDKh ? Becauj his dayj are numbered. hee hee

http://bit.ly/41S9ZX lalbrofessor's goat By the describtion, it doej not just grab eyeballs Aljo haj gatling gun for number one !

http://bit.ly/43mHQp A gosht Supmarine ij french, beautiful, long, dark, full oph seamen, and not cut 10% by Jardari. Diyar lalbrofessor ij uncut supmarine halal ? How can jardari not cut a gosht supmarine 10% ?

What habbened when smart Pakistani wimmens stood up phor their rights in the bus ? They lost their seats. Hee hee

Went to Phashion week, met Haseena Atimbum's http://bit.ly/Wc7Ty daughter, haseena khaoghas http://bit.ly/3bxAXs

Why are all Pakistani mard cool like amreeki rappers and aljo like Beena Shah ? Becauje they all love cussinjs. Heh heh

Overheard at LMU science class - Why doej Alpert Einstein like Pakistani weddingj ? Becauj the Grooms and Brides are all relative. heh heh.

Diyar @lalbrofessor your twits are like goat droppingj on my head- it ij fun to watch, makes brain fertile and makes wijdom bloom like gulab

Lalbrofessor: bhy not Pakistani mards uje kandomj? Pecoj kandoms are boorqa phor the benis, and mards dont hide behind boorqa! AoA
Coujin: Diyar lalbrofessor you mean to say Rehman Malik is not mard ? He alwayjs kandomjs everything

Lalbrofessor: Sitting on roof of Lal Masjid, kushboo by my side, AK in my lap, sippping rooh afza and reading an old Jehardy Boys. Bure Pliss! AoA!
Coujin: lalbrofessor iph you like tragedy, you can try "Houri badtar" it ij a story oph a mujahid who gets his 72, but all look like shireen mazari

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Nov 2009 03:50

^^

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 16 Nov 2009 03:57

Anujanullah theje twits are truly ama-e-jing.

Bejt way of making Pakistanis to shoot themjelves in the foot is to declare foot to be joo, CIA, RAW

Diyar @lalbrofessor your twits are like goat droppingj on my head- it ij fun to watch, makes brain fertile and makes wijdom bloom like gulab

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Nov 2009 04:00

Gagan wrote:Joo are right. That ij a Raa agint for suar, thij ij no bakistani biradher, see the goats are frolicking unmoleshted. Only Raa agint playing billiards on tabul, bakistani biradher having no balls don't pilay billards or pretending to pilay paakit billards.

Naw sing aphter meee,

Yeh hum nahi, yeh hum nahi,
Hum shanti se rehna chahte hain
faily huyi jhooti kahani hai
Yeh hum nahi, yeh hum nahi.

RAW agint alert. ujej kufr words

Lalbrofessor: Sitting on roof of Lal Masjid, kushboo by my side, AK in my lap, sippping rooh afza and reading an old Jehardy Boys. Bure Pliss! AoA!

It shood pee:
Shitting on roof of Lal Masjid, AK py my side, khushpoo in my lap, sippping rooh afza and reading an old Jehardy Boys. Bure Pliss! AoA!

Salaam

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 16 Nov 2009 04:01

Anujan wrote:
Lalbrofessor: bhy not Pakistani mards uje kandomj? Pecoj kandoms are boorqa phor the benis, and mards dont hide behind boorqa! AoA
Coujin: Diyar lalbrofessor you mean to say Rehman Malik is not mard ? He alwayjs kandomjs everything

Lalbrofessor is practicing al-taqqiyaa. He actually phorget that true Ghazis alwayjs uje burqa to escape. Even the al great maulana from lal majid has used this route... Maybe lalbrofessori is pheeling sharm at the escape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6RPNmesZpc

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 16 Nov 2009 08:17

allah o akbar! salam ale kum biraders!

whhy the jirga so susth todin?

anyhow, i brought the good nooz for jou all. our great paki land has now become like arab land. look see below.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091115/wl ... 1115225313

ISLAMABAD (AFP) – Suicide attacks, car bombings, shootings in the capital and fighting in the mountains -- Taliban guerrillas are dragging Pakistan into a war deadlier than in Afghanistan and mimicking the carnage of Iraq.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Nov 2009 09:02

At least iph bakistan can't join arapia, at least arapia can come to baakistan.

Arapia has many cars
Baakistan has many car pombs

= = onlee.

Salaam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Nov 2009 09:05

Added later in another post (to increaje bost count)

Arapia has many cars
Baakistan haj flying cars.

Bakistan +1; Arapia 0.

Salam

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 16 Nov 2009 09:14

gaganullah, there was a jootube video in bhich araps were singing about baki mards in arapic.
can you bost that video bliss ?
yours in waiting,
rah-ul-bin-integer.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Nov 2009 09:44

Pachas Pachas Khos door gaon mein bachcha rothi hai to maa kehti hai, so ja bete nahi to Peshawar bhej doongi