Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Nov 2009 01:36

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Nov 2009 01:39

When West meets East, throne for the Amirkhan and tiled floor for the Bakistani :2 in 1 Bakistan, onlee in Bakistan

I meen WTF? is this the place for Headley the gora and Rah ul bhatt ( honourary Paki) to dis-kuss Jihad while answering Jinnah's call and Khidki big enough for the Eric e Margolises of this duniya to eav-e-sdrop

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Nov 2009 23:05

Identiphy the Bakis and RAW agint in the bichar

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Nov 2009 02:30

Kushpoos color coded by the mullahs of LMU to not to misidentiphy and love another kushpoo leading to IED muparaks and karokari. The ones in red pelongs to 'Lal Brofessor', the purple/blue ones pelongs to 'al baqr' and the green one pelongs to 'Nayakuddin'. Others are phree phor all.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Nov 2009 02:34

Bakistani wimmen carrying 'ghas' atop the car phor 'ghas' dinner in the night as part of bakistani new-clear brogram ishtarted by Zulf-iqar Ali putto.

Kakkaji · Post by **Kakkaji** » 21 Nov 2009 02:39

Phraam thij bheek's Jumma Times:

Diary of a Social Butterfly

You tau know na, how the police has taken out an add in the papers telling us all to be aware of suicide bombers. They say we should watch out for people who look a bit fattish in their top halfs and are distracted and loudly saying Arabic prayers and respiring heavily. So yesterday when Janoo had gone out and I was at home watching a re-run of Kyonke Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, the bearer came and said that a Kashmiri shawl wallah had come and wanted to show me his stuff. I got all excited thinking maybe I can buy a new double coloured shatoosh to saarho Mulloo with for the shaadi season. Thinking it was my old shawl wallah, Abrar, I told the bearer to put him in the drawing.

When I walked in it wasn’t Abrar at all but a thin sa young sa man, who I’d never seen before, in a shulloo kurta and wispy si beard and a white cap on his head. Uss se bhi worst, he was wearing a puffy sa leather ka jacket. And sub se worst, he had this suitcase lying beside him. I swear I thought I heard it ticking. My one colour went and second colour came. He said his name was Imtiaz and that he was from Kashmir and he’d heard from the shawl wallahs ki grape wine that I was a collector of shawls. And then he reached inside his pocket and took out a key and bent towards his suitcase. Bus then I lost it. I told him, I said that I didn’t have any money and I hated shawls anyway and I’d never bought a shawl in my life and he mustn’t please for God’s sake open the suit case and who’d given him my address and I was a God fearing Muslim and I had a young son and what would become of him and please have some pity. He looked at me as if I was completely crack. But I didn’t care and by this time I think so he was more afraid of me than I was of him and he picked up his suit case and ran. When he was gone I called all the servants, bearer, cook, driver, maids, sweeper, guards shards everyone and shouted at them for letting people into the house that they didn’t know when haalaats were so bad and why were they such stuppids and just now only I’d foiled a suicide bomber all by myself. So they also looked at me as if I was a crack but I damn care. Stuppids jaisay!

Later that evening Mulloo called and said “Guess what? I’ve just bought the most tabahi six yards ka double coloured shatoosh from this shweetoo sha shawl wallah called Imitiaz. And such good prices he gives! Wait till you see it. You tau will just die!”

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 21 Nov 2009 11:38

Dear see-near, see-far, Brofessors & adminullahs eggshplain this kuffar shang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 21 Nov 2009 11:53

Thats a maruti 800?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 21 Nov 2009 11:55

Ananya wrote:http://blog.dawn.com/2009/11/19/extra-extra/ read !!!!!

Eye theenk the author Nadeem F. Paracha shood pe awaarded 72 Khuspoos and an Haanarary citezenship aaf BENIS-land..

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 21 Nov 2009 17:32

krishnan wrote:Thats a maruti 800?

Doughnt ju know that thij ij Mehran? A khalis name taken from the illustrious folkology of the pure. Not some bandar-god of the kaafirs
But Bhat to do there are pirablams with khalis things too. Such is laaif.
http://www.chowrangi.com/petition-again ... mpany.html

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 21 Nov 2009 20:05

Imej rejults phor Bakistan

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Nov 2009 22:41

Bakistani Navy unveils 400% malai marke pindigenous destroyers

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Nov 2009 22:45

Kalaingar says Kaalapani was a myth created by Amma

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Nov 2009 22:48

Amir Khan's three idiots dangerous to Bakistani society, must be banned: Taliban

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Nov 2009 22:52

Latest YYY khanspiracy revealed
Jamshed alias Tahir beats Akhil Kumar to win Mastermind Pakistan 2009
Pakistan extracts revenge on Sen Lugar

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Nov 2009 07:50

Jusht in case joo kufr did naat know, in pa'astan, we start our nanha mujahids to make merry with khush-boos at a berry berry early age. Here ij one such ishkool with kilasses for "getting to know your goat". We habe to share one goat with three nanha mujahids.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Nov 2009 07:54

Alsho, in case joo did naat know the shecret to every pa'astani's success in ebery thing that he touches anybear in the duniya, we adminishter a goli known as "pa'sataniyat" to every girl, boy and goat at a berry berry early age. Hiyar is one open to air kilinik. Do not the motor-mas look pleazed? Our pirogram haj 300% success rate.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 22 Nov 2009 09:18

This is what we all love about Bakistani Brej rebortj: The Acc-ul-Racy:

after residents reported that three men had dumped a bag of weapons behind a house.

Police and civil defence department officials found three Kalashnikovs along with 18 magazines, 12 grenades, six guided missiles, one pistol with two magazines and two jackets in the bag.

See what 3 Baki TFTA mards can carry:

3 Kalashnikovs. Each is 4 kg empty, so total = 12Kg
18 Magazines (BlayPoy? BlayGoat? AK-47 magazines?) 0.6 kg x 18 =10.8kg
12 grenades: about 0.5 kg ea = 6kg
Six guided Missiles: Ghauri? Ghaznavi? ArrPeeGee? Let's say, 2.6kg each = 15.6kg
1 pistol with 2 magazines: = 4kg
2 Jackasses: 70 kg each = 140 kg

Total: 182.4 kg.

3 Bakis can carry that over mountains and LOCs. Must have got so fed up with carrying this that they pulled the cords on their soosai vests.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 22 Nov 2009 09:23

Seems like Mullah enqyoobuddin ij ujing kufr math.

..... I strongly brotest.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 22 Nov 2009 09:50

A mag weights just 0.6 kg?

negi · Post by **negi** » 22 Nov 2009 10:02

Aye gas, mag==mug=='LOTA' .

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 22 Nov 2009 10:48

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 22 Nov 2009 18:03

Herd on the web: kamment by kaffirstani..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZbAtS--ck
"Shireen Mazari is full of logic, the only one who comes close to her is Zaid Hamid. I call upon all Pakistanis to start a movement to get them married and thus validate the two nation theory, just imagine the IQ of their progeny, just imagine my diyar countrymen! the world is our oyster!"

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 22 Nov 2009 18:33

Jarnail Ki Yani taking 2 more wives?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 22 Nov 2009 18:40

Why ij General No Kia bearing kamoflage ?

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 22 Nov 2009 20:54

spot the RAA ajint

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Nov 2009 23:21

hulaku wrote:Dear see-near, see-far, Brofessors & adminullahs eggshplain this kuffar shang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug

I yam dekhing thees only late in the din. wah wah mullah Hoo-la-ku? (hoo hoo? hoo hoo?), this reminding me of dins in under the graduate kilass of LMU in my yooth, when i would weyar kala tight kameez and tighter denim shalwar and after having kansumed 3 batlis of espeshal brew zam zam cola, stand in frant of loudispeaker stacks during evening prayers and shake my head in fervour and ecstasy and make signs with my hand of (driving out) the devil!! I did go on sabbatical tour to Australia later to pray with Angusullah and Malcolmuddin to learn more klosely what they are singing, but that is only for grad ishtoodants to know and ju to guess!

lalpraf al aysee-desee

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Nov 2009 03:41

First Lady e-Bakistan follows the footsteps of ex first mard e Bakistan 10percenti(twice retarned, now in place)

A scrutiny of Fauzia Gilani’s case revealed that she had obtained two loans totalling Rs200 million from Zarai Taraqiati Bank Limited (ZTBL), but she settled the case after committing ‘wilful default that prevailed over a decade’.

The sources said she had obtained a loan of Rs120 million for Multan Edible Oil Extraction and another loan Rs77 million for Pak Green Fertilisers.

This case is quite similar to Zardari's case in 1997 when he obtained a loan for 5000 million pak rupees for Rawalpindi edible ghaas cultivation and Pak green paint limited

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Nov 2009 03:59

More validation of the rule of 3

He died at the scene within two to three minutes after being shot by the police

According to the senior police officer, the ‘would-be bomber’ had 15 entry, exit and graze wounds caused by shots fired from three directions.

Six wounds were on the right side of the face, three on the left

Sources said six policemen, including Shalimar police SHO Altaf Aziz Khattak who shot the ‘bomber’, were present at the post when the incident took place. They had at least one sub-machine gun and three pistols.

he he if Aziz Khattak shot the talibunny he obviously should have been on the spot, unless he shot the bunny using his PS2 console at home

In practice a sharpshooter fires only a single shot at his target but in this particular case, the suspect had five entry wounds and four graze wounds, suggesting at least nine shots were fired at him.

He sustained multiple bullet injuries to his face and skull which damaged his brain ,

Wah Wah, what a halal way to meet the creator, hope his mijjle doesnt have bullet holes when he gets his 72

The above post-e-mortem has been included in the curriculum of the famed Sheikh Chilli institute of forensics lahore, the same institute which came up with the sunroof lever theory of relativity( not cousin relativity bliss)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2009 05:27

Mahendra wrote:He sustained multiple bullet injuries to his face and skull which damaged his brain

That broves that he ij naat bakistani. He ij a raa agint.

Have any oph the maulanas ever come across any bakistani with a prain hain ji?
No bakistani can pe born with a prain I say.

Pleej sing with me

"Ye hum nahi ye hum nahi
prain ke saath paida hone
yeh hum nahi

Dimaag ko chot pahunchi
ye kisi aur ki nishani hai
Hamare sir ke andar dimaag
failayi huyi jhooti kahani hai

ye hum nahi yehum nahi"

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2009 05:30

Biradherj
Eye hap made a amaajing discovery with the phorum saaftware heiyar.

Todin eye am writing in pinglish and Eye want to write that bakistanis are peing born

But when eye write halal "p" instead oph koopher "b", look bhaat happens

*****

It in a YYYY cons-pee-racy only

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 23 Nov 2009 10:39

Maulana Ga-Ga-Gun,
It ij pecause Koopher saft-ware ij puilt aan koopher laajik witch ij naat so hard tested aj bakistani la-whoreee laajik and mad maths..
and aljo i think ju aar ujing too much aaf lalbrafessors herps theej dayj..!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2009 10:42

Eye yam wondering bhaat all other halaal words thij koopher saaftware ij spoiling.

Bismilla! Eye hap phound three already.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 23 Nov 2009 12:03

Rishi wrote:piss returns to Bakistan
http://www.nation.com.pk/uploads/news_i ... i_8295.jpg

Bhy phor jernail kiya nahi stroking hij danda in his daaya haath ? Ij he a lephtie ?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 23 Nov 2009 12:11

Guddu wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZbAtS--ck

Bhy ij Motor-ma Saima having kufr amirkhani accent, hain?

Did her vijja get ishtamped by Dilbullah?

jours poochingly,
-Maulana Chappal bin Bata al Tata

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 23 Nov 2009 12:38

anupmisra wrote:Jusht in case joo kufr did naat know, in pa'astan, we start our nanha mujahids to make merry with khush-boos at a berry berry early age. Here ij one such ishkool with kilasses for "getting to know your goat". We habe to share one goat with three nanha mujahids.

School mein jayenge to banenge bekaar
Khelenge kudenge to banenge Lachaar
Padenge likhenge hoge Kharab
Khushboos ko chumenge to banenge Kasaab

YYY education mein nahin hai Guile
Wahan par degree lekar pass karoge file
Lekin pakistaniyat to hai sirf Bile hi Bile
Madrassa main jao, tabhi to banoge Abbu Ismail

Bakistan ke do hajaar saal kii aan baan aur shaan
Ko lekar bhaag gaye kufr beimaan
Madrassa education se hee lautegi shaan
Aur is se hee poore hote hain saare armaan
Yakin nahi aata hai to pooch Babar Imran

18 floor par aakar Baki dimaag toh ghooma
Handler ne kaha ab hoor bas thode door
Lekin Hoor ne to nahin chooma Lashkar kaa langoor
Jumme ko NSG ko hi dena pada
Rehmann aur Fahadullah ko MP five ka chumma

Bakistani jernail ne plan banaya bada super duper
Par saare plan ho gaye 65 aur 98 jaise beassar
Phir Satfone par Baki ne chillaya: Ya allah madad kar
NSG ki help se jannat pahunche Nazih aur Nasr

Zaki chacha ne hoor ki raah main bhi kiya fareb
Allah ke sattar lene pahunche Javed , Arshad aur Shoaib
Saale ne do hoors ko to rakh liya apne paas
Baki ko Sattar bhi mile nahin JJ hospital mein hee char rahe hain ghaas

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Nov 2009 23:28

Beesh hai , Baki tarana

Hum ooz Mulak ke wasi hai
Jis Mulak me Khuboo rehti hai ,Mujahid ke sitam woh sahti hai .
Mehman jo hamara hota hai, Soon Allah ko piyara hota hai,
Demonstration Pakistaniat ki ,Danny Peral ki tarah Jibbah hota hai.
Westrern Kaffir jo jiyada jaante hai, woh Pakistaniat nahi pehchante hai
Yeh Paki hai Lahore wale , Peachy bottom ki keemat jannte hai
Sooside karo jaa IED karo, Vackkuume Burst ka najara hota hai
Kaam karne ki nahi jarrorat inko, Zakat, Aid se gujaara hota hai
Vasleen bharro or Gubo Karo, So-Virginity phir bhi rahti hai.
Hum uss Mulak ke wasi hai ,Jis desh me Khuboo rahti hai
Arabo, Irani , Afghano ki paternal Nishani rahti hai.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 24 Nov 2009 01:10

Yalla sukriya to Phoonk Sundari Sally Ng now the hole duniya will abbreciate bakistani gourmet cuisine naat onlee in bakistani atmosbhere, butt litter-e-ali IN bakistan. What next eat bakistani fiber rich cuisine right out of GUBO hole?

The chain serves its food in miniature toilet bowls, urinals or sinks while customers sit on toilets for seats and are surrounded by pieces of bathroom plumbing fashioned into tables and lighting.

Ananya · Post by **Ananya** » 24 Nov 2009 01:27

Angry customer smashes ATM

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... es-atm-059

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Nov 2009 02:53

BajKhedawal wrote:Yalla sukriya to Phoonk Sundari Sally Ng now the hole duniya will abbreciate bakistani gourmet cuisine naat onlee in bakistani atmosbhere, butt litter-e-ali IN bakistan. What next eat bakistani fiber rich cuisine right out of GUBO hole?
The chain serves its food in miniature toilet bowls, urinals or sinks while customers sit on toilets for seats and are surrounded by pieces of bathroom plumbing fashioned into tables and lighting.

So Bhaat? We puristanis habe bin eating and living in da toilet bowl for 62 saals. We are more ekshperienced.