Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 07 Dec 2009 02:20

New improved method for checking and distinguishing between the ghori Mijjiles of momin and canisterijed shaurya mijjiles of kufr...

bliss to caption

Bakistan ka matlab kya, phinally deciphered

Ij thiij message in chaste Pingreji written by good taliban OR bad taliban, hain ji?

who does this except a baki, hain ji?

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 07 Dec 2009 02:37

Hahaha And the driver is absconding.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 07 Dec 2009 02:46

aoa.. phinally located the LMU campus bhich supplies peachy pottom poys to moojies.... biraders, bliss to note the pataa and rebort along with herps, khushpoo and kalashnikov...

thij is a code message.. it means bliss to check joor shalwar whether you have a mijjile lift off or naat, aphter seeing a khushpoo..

True soldier of Zion Hamid saab

Kufr krassing

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Dec 2009 05:38

Safed halal mijjile bhoto bosted py Maulana Jamwaluddin

Theej dayj in koopher land everyone ij calling bakistanis D**k-head, I yam wondering weather mijjile head ij aljo halaal.

Why do the two mijjileheads have chaand on taap oph mijjile hain ji? Doej Chaand on the tip oph mijjile haj a deep meaning?

Jours Konphusedly
Gaganulla

negi · Post by **negi** » 07 Dec 2009 05:44

Symploik Mullah Gadhan ... Chaand ishtands for oonchai and chamak our mijjiles are tallel as well as shinier than kuffr mijjiles .

Mullah Chillon that ij birather Dilpoo stashung away a paakit of herpes giphted to him pie kamandoo Nayak bhich he stole phlom Lalprafessor's kave kamplex..

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Dec 2009 05:46

Shouldn't the apdul who ij wearing the burble hijaab check hij mijjile aphter tommy haj checked it hain ji?

Theej dayj one can naat trust either Tommy or Kushpoo Eye say.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Dec 2009 05:49

Why ij baakistan naat ijjuing Hila-le-baakistan awards theej dayj? Eye waaj expecting to receive that abard phor the untiring efforts in brojecting bakistani kulture in the BENIS dhaga, and encouraging more and more koopher to become peelivers.

How laang must one wait hain ji?

Pee Ass: Why did the Goberment oph baakistan name the award Hila-Le-Baakistan in the phirst place hain ji? Does one have to shake the baakistan while it is still in the musharraf or once it is outside? Will shaking the musharraf vigorously qualify?

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 08:56

PAF training on advanced IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) techniques.

Pakistan's well camouflaged soldier.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Dec 2009 09:00

^^^
Pleej to notice the shape, the glasses and the mooch.

That ij no camoflauged soldier. That ij SSG-e-azam brofet Musharraf.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:01

Evidence of festival of Rakhi phound in a remote village up in North Pakistan, proving the Bakistani arrack-eologists theory that Bakistan was the source of yindoo civilization.

Rare tasveer of LMU Brafessar cavourting with khuspoo peefour he turned his mijjile orientation towards nanha mujahids.

negi · Post by **negi** » 07 Dec 2009 09:05

Hai Allah.... Mushallaf saheb haj 'ghenga' ?

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:09

Mullah Gaganullah fleein with khuspoos aphter stealin phrom cheer-haran

Sbot the Raa agint...

Pee Arr Eff admins trying to direct khuspoos to the relevant kaves

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:11

Pakistani Army displaying advanced camouflaging techniques in exercise raha na ijjat

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:14

Gagan wrote:^^^
Pleej to notice the shape, the glasses and the mooch.

That ij no camoflauged soldier. That ij SSG-e-azam brofet Musharraf.

Bend over blease.... Joo hab phailed the pasic test oph field observation teknique...

Thij ij Musharraf

and

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:18

No kamment....

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:28

Bismillahh....

niran · Post by **niran** » 07 Dec 2009 09:29

JwalaMukhi wrote: Men who stare at Goats for whole day or more ? Pliss to throw enlitenment about this more pertinint kweshun. Salaams.

Mards who estare at Khuspoos phors whole days gets 72+28 estoried Jahanum
this eej akording to Fartgwa numper 3658976209811
"Thou shalt not estare yat khuspoos more dan 72 sekonds, else thee will be dispatched to
72+28 estory Jahunam thus"

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Dec 2009 09:40

ajay pratap wrote:
JwalaMukhi wrote: Men who stare at Goats for whole day or more ? Pliss to throw enlitenment about this more pertinint kweshun. Salaams.
Mards who estare at Khuspoos phors whole days gets 72+28 estoried Jahanum
this eej akording to Fartgwa numper 3658976209811
"Thou shalt not estare yat khuspoos more dan 72 sekonds, else thee will be dispatched to
72+28 estory Jahunam thus"

Ek tasveer ij worth hazaar azaans..

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 07 Dec 2009 10:12

^^ Ek aur Pooch
Would Kaffisr mens get the same banifit bai staring at Goats aj a momin would ?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Dec 2009 10:26

Kaafirs can't do 'in-depth' istudy aj momins do on goats.

Salam

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 07 Dec 2009 13:07

A new Marvi {Marvi Sirmed} on the block and she wears a Bindi.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 07 Dec 2009 17:10

JwalaMukhi wrote: Men who stare at Goats for whole day or more ? Pliss to throw enlitenment about this more pertinint kweshun. Salaams.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234548/

James B · Post by **James B** » 07 Dec 2009 22:57

Bhy Phor mujahids are phound in weird bositions?? Are theje new GUBO bositions in phashun??

James B · Post by **James B** » 07 Dec 2009 23:02

Bhy phor Abdul chacha ij with a lota on Haseena??. Ij it phor betrol or phor Lubricant aj seen in the packground??. Bliss to klariphy thij mujahids doupts.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 08 Dec 2009 04:23

http://timesofindia.hotklix.com/link/en ... -delegates

Free sex for UN climate delegates

"We do not expect many delegates (to make use of the offer), but we want to protest what we consider discrimination," Moeller said.

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Allah Oh Akbar! what a great nooje apove! i know for sure our rocket mards will take advantage of this offer.

niran · Post by **niran** » 08 Dec 2009 08:19

Diyar Aditor Janab

Eye pring Bojitibe tidings!!

Tremendous Double Vakum Dhamaka yat Lawhore dispatches 30+(MM law of 3)

Peshewar not to be outdone follows the MM law oph 3

AoA yand salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Dec 2009 09:30

Diyar bakistani piraders,
I pring to your attanshun this false conjbiracy rebort bosted outside LMY cambus.

shynee wrote:Army stopped from entering Jacobabad airbase: Gen Shahid
Musharraf obliged US without informing corps commanders; Former CGS talks to Hamid Mir in Capital Talk of Geo News

ISLAMABAD: Former chief of General Staff (CGS) Lt-Gen (retd) Shahid Aziz has said he, along with other senior Army officers, opposed to give Pakistan’s airbases to the US but the then president and chief of Army Staff Pervez Musharraf did it without informing his corps commanders.

He said the Pakistani troops were moved from Quetta to Jacobabad for taking control of the local airbase, but “we were surprised when our troops informed us that the US Army had not allowed them to enter the Jacobabad airbase.” He said that after sometime, he came to know privately from a PAF officer that the US had also taken over the Pasni airbase and as the CGS, he was not aware of all these developments.

I deebly brotest. Bakistan's sovirginity is intact and tight. Thisj Shahid (soon to pe shaheed?) ij sbreading false brobagandu insbired py..... you know hu.

yourj tighteningly
Baqr

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 08 Dec 2009 12:18

Spot the RAA Agint

Bhima · Post by **Bhima** » 08 Dec 2009 14:49

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Plij to advij. Ij dees halal?

Salaam.

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 08 Dec 2009 15:30

14 dead in two blasts in Multan

SAMAA representative reported from the blast scene that torso of the suicide attacker was found from the scene. The age of the attacker is said to be 15 to 17 years.

Nanna mujahidin fresbly passed out from LMU university...disblaying skills.....

niran · Post by **niran** » 08 Dec 2009 18:12

AoA AoA AoA
Aditor Janab, eye pring two bojitibe tidins in a din

Multan estart oosing Karry Lokar Baksheesh in eshtyle
pliss to notice MM law oph 3

Bakistan ready phor plunt GUPO

Salam in antiseepashun phor more

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 08 Dec 2009 20:14

very important bichchar.. note the love faar sale logo, just like we have GUBO faar sale.. note LOT(a) in the number plate.. note the 100%... everything about this is pure and baki..

spot the RAA agint

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 08 Dec 2009 20:46

Kufr Yindian wazir Shashi Tharoor says Baki nukular mijjiles are in safe hands. Bhy phor ij baki mijjile in hand? Ij it becoj of on going maalish paalish? And most impaartantly bhat happens if we do maalish paalish with unsafe hands? Pliss to explain.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 08 Dec 2009 21:13

Dilbu wrote:Kufr Yindian wazir Shashi Tharoor says Baki nukular mijjiles are in safe hands. Bhy phor ij baki mijjile in hand? Ij it becoj of on going maalish paalish? And most impaartantly bhat happens if we do maalish paalish with unsafe hands? Pliss to explain.

No dilbulla, the yindu wazir is ignorant kafir and so are joo.. a mijjile does naat need hand aphter it achieves mijjile lift off.. it stands on its own... the safe haath that kufr wazir is implying are thoje hands which are preventing the mijjile lift off..

it is sharam that joo being the vijja stamper asking such stupid and kufr questions... when joo are stamping vijja, yaad karo where are jour haath, hain ji? similarly, when unkil and amritraj are doing GUBO, where are their haaths?

yes, joo are right, while doing GUBO fraam pehind, the hath of GUBO doer are on mijjile of abdul to prevent lift off... i soch that kufr wazir tharoor has either witnessed thij sacred process of GUBO between bakis and unkil.. OR he has done GUBO on us himself (how will pious know, hain, it ij fraam pehind)...astaagfirullah.. thij means even kufr yindus too have performed a GUBO on bakis, and thij is the true meaning of safe haath is revealed..

thij is the sach meaning of baki mijjiles being in safe haath.. now, send one lactating ayesha and two peachy pottom poys to cave number 333...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Dec 2009 02:10

Nayak wrote:
No kamment....

NO Komment , hmm, She iz madre watan Bakistan , Da honorable Umm_Pak-ummat. How dair joo So her bithout shuttle-cock. Jeehard ka mahina, Khuhboo kare Shore,
Abbu Ammi Kuzins, orrr Moojiz Haaraamkhor.

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 09 Dec 2009 02:11

Dear Mullanas

I is not undushtanding, what is this meaning, phrom this pagee

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naveen_Naqvi

it is sayying,

"She also likes to snort coke and munch on carpets. this vacuous bimbo has not read a book in over a decade."

Pleaje help

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 09 Dec 2009 02:14

ij wimmens munching on carbets halal?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Dec 2009 02:23

pgbhat wrote: ij wimmens munching on carbets halal?

only under ispesal kantrol kandishuns as are to be found in kave nambar 369 next to my afis
lalpraf

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 09 Dec 2009 02:29

suphanallah, todin i yam khush...only in bakistan do beebuls eat ghass, mards stare at goats and wimmens munch carbets.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Dec 2009 02:30

Basically anything with a brain and without a beard is Haraam