Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Dec 2009 02:46

Bhaat ij going on hiyar? Our mards are now selling alloos and ghobhis? Aljo, can ju ispot the raa agent?

Pattom · Post by **Pattom** » 09 Dec 2009 09:19

Pakistani Arrested

BANGKOK, Nov 18: Thai customs officials said on Wednesday they had arrested a Pakistani man at Bangkok’s main international airport with 54 condoms in his stomach containing half a kilo of heroin.

Kamran Pervaiz Butt was arrested at Suvarnabhumi International Airport on Tuesday on a Thai Airways flight from Islamabad, customs authorities said in a statement. The authorities received a tip-off that there would be a drug smuggler on the flight and stopped Butt because of his suspicious behaviour.—AFP

One wonders how those condoms found their way into his intestines. The paki route?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 09 Dec 2009 12:48

They swallow it. Some time back chennai customs caught a sudanese with about a kg of heroin the same way.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 09 Dec 2009 14:02

^ Gives a new meaning to oral contraceptive!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Dec 2009 17:05

Bhaat ij so funny to ju unejjucated cuntry pumpkins hain ji?

Thoje were flavoured contoms, and the abdul was a mard member oph the led ripps majjaj barlor.

Occupasanal hajjarrd. Zimble onlee

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Dec 2009 17:23

Pesh-e-khidmat hai: Quomi Parinda aur Quomi Tarana

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Dec 2009 17:31

I kid ju naat.
What ij the national animal oph Bakistan?

Ans: Markhor
From wiki chacha.

The Markhor (Capra falconeri), is the largest member of the goat family

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 10 Dec 2009 00:02

Gagan wrote:Pesh-e-khidmat hai: Quomi Parinda aur Quomi Tarana

[img]predatorl.jpg[/img]

Salam

Predator hai quomi parinda,
Musharaff me gus gaya hellphyre danda,
kaha mijjile leke bhage,
Jab peeche hai aag-e-jahanum aur aage hai RAA ka banda.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Dec 2009 01:10

Nawa Qaumi Tarana to go with the new national chidiya

Pāks are vermin shād bād
Klinton-e-hasīn shagged us bād
Two nation-e-`aazm-e-`alīshān
Fart-in-Pākistān!
Mugged us and shāgged us bād

Zaid Hamid- vermin kā nizām
Qūintessential-e-idiotic-e-`awām
RAW, nukes, consulates!
Pāin in da butt so bād!
Slumbad is manzil-e-mossad

Purchasing a -sitāra-is halal
Recognise our-technology-e-kamāl
Turds got no money,shunned by-all
Jānu now even the grass is gone
Sitting with lota-Jhule lal

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 10 Dec 2009 01:14

Army officers in pakistan caught watching ***** films while fighting the Taliban

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Dec 2009 02:04

Ij this carrekt kar-pet munching?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Dec 2009 02:07

Mulla Maha-Indriya ,Raa aigaint
Quomi Paa "r: einda

Hwa me iirta ayye , Kaumi Parida Abdul kaaa, ho ji ho ji
Eidhar oodhar woh Jayee, Breadtor bird Uncle ka , Ho Ji Ho Ji
Pharr Pharr kar Engine chale orrr Sensors Aankhe Khowlle
Hellphyres ki barsat challe orrr Mooji tharr tharr Dowle.
Kushbu ko ley jayee....... Uncle ka, Ho Ji HoJi

Pehle FATA oorta thaa to mooji kave mei ghusta thaa
Aabb Balochistan bhi jayee, yeh Breadotorullah Uncle ka , Ho Ji Ho Ji

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2009 02:27

Bismilla

Hila-le-Pakistan awaaard to ju Maulana.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Dec 2009 02:43

Astagfirullah illa billa tilla. Bakistan finally has someone to compete with !

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Dec 2009 02:48

Toilet paper to become cheaper, yet about 80% of Bakistanis still have to manage with grass and pebbles

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Dec 2009 03:03

Spat the RAA agint

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Dec 2009 03:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY1WIuNq ... =topvideos

Kafir gets plown abay by straang windz in bakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Dec 2009 04:17

Mahendra wrote:

Spat the RAA agint

DA one who iz showing intoleranz tobard da shmell oph methane dishcharged by Bakkoophz.

niran · Post by **niran** » 10 Dec 2009 06:18

moola Mohabat wrote: DA one who iz showing intoleranz tobard da shmell oph methane dishcharged by Bakkoophz.

Diyar Aditor Janab
Da above quote have got me sooching,
Da Nava Shuttle-e-kok kamflouge worn by Jarnails
do not have any Ghass gas outlet.

Da onlee ventilation eej at da top above da nose.
Since LMU law oph Ghass gas dynamic sayej "All odour shall rise higher post release"
all da estink will clog da nose. Aljo since Nose==Naak==ijjaat, clogging eej haraam.
moreover during extreme stress e.g. loud Gunfire sound along with yells oph "Yindu aa gaye" kauses extra release which in turn will kauje extra clogging, this taime with solids
yand semisolids. whicih eej 400% plasphemous.

Eye appeal to da Great deemaag oph LMU Moollahs pliss to do da needphull.
Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Dec 2009 07:38

Missing links in Pakistan’s 26/11 probe

Grate noose phor Bakistan and another bictopry over kuffar > Da missing linck iz phound in Benisland in abudance . Bakistaniansz arr da mizzing linck between Lucy and Ardipithecus ramidus.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Dec 2009 08:25

Paki birather faar sale
Going very sasta (cheap).

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Dec 2009 08:29

pit stop

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 10 Dec 2009 09:28

allah o akbar! salam ale kum biraders!

i hab a bhery depressing noose for jou all. motorma lindsay lohan is pecoming hindu.

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http://www.monstersandcritics.com/peopl ... -in-Ganges

Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has been urged by Hindus to take a dip in the Ganges river while in India to film a new TV show.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 10 Dec 2009 10:06

Mahendra wrote: Spat the RAA agint

Agints, my dear sir, agints.

The guy in blue jacket in the right of the picture and the guy in the black beret behind him and the gentleman in the red beret standing behind kalaignar-e-bakistan as well. True RAA Agints always have their eyes open looking for trouble and the cunning yindoo in blue, in true Bania fashion, is also attempting to pickpocket the Bious person next to him with one hand.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2009 10:21

ajay pratap wrote:Diyar Aditor Janab
Da above quote have got me sooching,
Da Nava Shuttle-e-kok kamflouge worn by Jarnails
do not have any Ghass gas outlet.
...
extra release which in turn will kauje extra clogging, this taime with solids
yand semisolids. whicih eej 400% plasphemous.

Deyar Maulana,
AOA.
Such ij the great tek-no-logi oph bakistani unginears that they dejined shuttle cock purka aphter ujing their dimaag, scratching their peard (both upper and lower).

It waj seen that wearing the shuttle cock purka caujes dis-orientation upon the wearer, and he may think he ij in Arapia already.

So a mechnism waaj dejined so that whenever browning oph the pants ceremony takes place (Oopar wale ke fazal se, the martial pak fauj celeprates this very frequently) the liquids and gases will travel and clog the noje and mouth, and bring the phresh fragrances from the land oph the bure.

The Jernails and Karnails wearing this ventilation-less purka will be immediately reminded oph Bakistaan and will naat divert from the righteous path straight to Bakh-istaan.

Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 10 Dec 2009 14:01

AoA
a very astute observation mulla Gag-ul-Khan
but since "All Jarnails are not made equal"
yam worried phor dhoje lessers Jarnails
who would be overwhelmed by da estink
yand put off hij kameoflage, will promptly
shot by dhoje ebil Bhartiya Faujis, a very
unwellekome happenstance, eye say.

therefore eye saggest this matter be taken to a higher Jirga.

Salam

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 10 Dec 2009 14:09

ArmenT wrote:
Mahendra wrote: Spat the RAA agint
Agints, my dear sir, agints.

The guy in blue jacket in the right of the picture and the guy in the black beret behind him and the gentleman in the red beret standing behind kalaignar-e-bakistan as well. True RAA Agints always have their eyes open looking for trouble and the cunning yindoo in blue, in true Bania fashion, is also attempting to pickpocket the Bious person next to him with one hand.

^^^^
kufr bhindian RAAA agint sbeaking yin haraam eenglish iz in LMU !

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 10 Dec 2009 14:32

AoA

bhy phor in this bicchar in jewyork times haram clawed amriki shaheen mucking up on 400% halal paki ghass ?

pliss answer my poooch

link

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Dec 2009 17:24

anupmisra wrote:Paki birather faar sale
Going very sasta (cheap).

Nayakuddin says:

Is gadhey ke saath koi galat kaam to nahi kiya tumney?
Kahin aise to nahi ki gadhey ke saath mooh kala kiya hai tumney aur ab uski aabru khulley bazaar mein bech rahe ho?

A Arun · Post by **A Arun** » 10 Dec 2009 17:51

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 10 Dec 2009 18:58

80 becent Paki Birathers love Pakistan jaan se bhi pyaara, so much so that they do not want to get out of it.

One Third of Paki Birathers jaahil

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 10 Dec 2009 23:38

Lilo wrote:AoA

bhy phor in this bicchar in jewyork times haram clawed amriki shaheen mucking up on 400% halal paki ghass ?

pliss answer my poooch

the halaal ex-national pird of bakistan is laying aandas in its nest made of TFTA baki flag !

haraam ! fatwa ! JEE HARD !!

p.s. archanullah, bliss to overlook dis small bichchar I has coated in my bost !

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Dec 2009 00:23

no no Mullah Al Baqr,

Pan this kufr RAA agint. he also kanfujej us by saying that andaas oph kufr purd = draapings oph purd

aneepadee bith halph a prain can see that the purd ij doin poo poo in the ghosla

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Dec 2009 00:28

And anybody who has seen an Eagle at close range knows the colour of Eagle Pakistaniyat, in this bicchar it is represented by the istar and crescent AOA miracle!

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Dec 2009 00:38

I usually over-e-look small bicchars quoted in memberaan's bosts, it ij the pig ones that I have a broplem with. Imagine flibbing through the latest issue of blaygoat mag-e-zine and all its bages having the bicchar of the same goat.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Dec 2009 00:43

bssst: Mullah Al Baqr

How apout i transphurs juu the takniki oph thish mijjile and juu pan that kafphir?? hain jee?

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Dec 2009 01:15

That ij tarrel than mountain fliendry mijjile. It ij known to pe small, so quoting that should pe halal.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Dec 2009 02:24

archan wrote:
Nayakuddin says:

Is gadhey ke saath koi galat kaam to nahi kiya tumney?
Kahin aise to nahi ki gadhey ke saath mooh kala kiya hai tumney aur ab uski aabru khulley bazaar mein bech rahe ho?

That is so 400 % not me, even after adjusting for inflation. WTF !!!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Dec 2009 02:45

AoA

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Dec 2009 02:54

Nayak wrote:
archan wrote:
That is so 400 % not me, even after adjusting for inflation. WTF !!!!

Didn't expect you to write that much Urdu.

There ij some RAA agint among us.