Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Dec 2009 23:21

Chandragupta wrote:http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9527/6boyson1bike.jpg

"My other car ij a bishycle"
"Hokay! Who haj the key?"
"Yeh doshti, hum nahi chhodenge"
"There ij room far one mor"

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Dec 2009 02:52

US born national bird follows the rule of 3 Part 1

US born national bird follows the rule of 3 Part 2

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Dec 2009 02:56

Why is Lal Mullah paying respects to the Quaid in Kutta style?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Dec 2009 02:59

Plast from the Bast

Bebe showing ungli to Groper Gilli, Sherry saraks her pallu while un-identified Mullah says "up youwars" to Mushy

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Dec 2009 03:02

The IQ of the Baki nation can be safely estimated from this Tasveer

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Dec 2009 03:23

Mahendra wrote:

Why is Lal Mullah paying respects to the Quaid in Kutta style?

HEY Spot da RAA aigent on mission to kut Pakistan oph Q-E-Hazam.

Virupaksha · Post by **Virupaksha** » 18 Dec 2009 04:03

Mahendra wrote:

Why is Lal Mullah paying respects to the Quaid in Kutta style?

Fatwaa!!!!!!!

Whats the painting on the windows?

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Dec 2009 07:30

As usual. Kafirs coby the pelievers.
The din oph the goat-bunchers

Then there were The Men Who Beat Up Goats. Praveen started it. Having finally persuaded Kumar Sangakkara to commit an indiscretion, PK clenched both fists and roared. But the moment demanded more than a roaring double-clencher. So he took out his pent-up frustration by punching an invisible goat. A few balls later, Harbhajan fooled Dilshan and the Turbanator dealt the imaginary quadraped a fearful round-arm pummelling. It must have been a goat because it was too high for a sheep and too low for a horse. I expect a complaint from the Invisible Goat Protection League is on its way.

Pelievers bliss to note that cric-e-info ij owned py the yindoos.
Kafirs peing kafirs, don't know that you don't bunch a goat with your fist.

Kafir kya jaane mohabbat-e-baqr kya cheez hoti hai..
Yeh to hum paki inbreedoN ki khasiyat hoti hai.
Khusboo miley ya ayesha, haye, kya dil ki haalat hoti hai..
Na zubaaN se dikhai detaa hai, na nigahoN se baat hoti hai..

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 18 Dec 2009 07:56

Hain ji, what iz thiz a ganjaa sharif kalakot gang bang orgee

Bolis khojing sherry madam while sleebwalking

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Dec 2009 08:45

Suphanallah, that ij one wholesome chumma on the cheek.

niran · Post by **niran** » 18 Dec 2009 11:31

LMU ishtoodents remonstrating with Braypoosars their right to read "Blaypoy"

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 18 Dec 2009 11:48

Bus after RAA ajint Lal Mullah payed hij respects

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 18 Dec 2009 12:45

Moon not sighted, 1st Muharram Saturday
Dekho the evil effekts of kufr Chandrayaan. Now bakis cannot even sight the chand. Thij ij 400% YYY konspirasy.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Dec 2009 21:24

Diyar Birathers and phellow mullah,

I prejent you the best kushpoo phinding and fondling site on int-e-rnet. Bliss to enjaay.

http://www.ultimategoatfansite.com/

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Dec 2009 21:55

Great Nooj:
National Bird of Pakistan graces the Taliban with its presence and blesses 17

BRFATA Todin
BURUR, AoA.
National pird of bakistan the giant and mighty breadtor and its coujin reaper graced a special group of talibs in FATA, village Tatta khel, err... sarry, Datta Khel, todin.

The group of talibs were relaxing in the winter sun after a heavy meal of gosht and pindi chana and discussing the political situation in the cuntry specially the rejult oph the repealing oph the NRO ordinace. Some talibs were practising animal husbandry with the kushpoos while others were paying their respects to the pakistans at the north end of the compound.

This was the halaal moment - mubarak ghadi, when the national birds graced them with their presence. Even though the bious talibs refused to be blessed, because they considered their selfless acts intended for the economic and social upliftment of pakistan to be unworthy of such praise and adulation, yet, they were humbled by the sheer insistence of the blessed almighty creatures.

Such was the power of the blessings that at least 17 talibs were motionless with the spirit of holiness that had been dropped upon them. In fact two talibs who were practicing back channel diplomacy in an adjacent room were also not spared, and were blessed just like the rest.

A few talibs who really really considered their selfless acts to be unworthy of such blessings tried to shy away from the spot, and were blessed nevertheless even as they boarded and drove away in their SUVs and motorbikes. Two talibs were seen literally flying in the air because of the sheer uplifting power and bliss delivered by the blessings.

The pak fauj managed to arrive at the scene of the divine presence too late, and by then the national birds had long departed. Jernail mohammad khan, taking off his burka, commented that it will remain his misfortune that he and his men did not get blessed by the divine birds, at which point a booming heavenly voice from djannat announced that the martial Pak fauj will also soon be blessed by the national bird and that it will have to continue to keep up the good work it is currently doing by spreading piss and tranquility in its neighbourhood.

This is a news report live from FATA, stay tuned for more news on the National bird.

Salam.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 19 Dec 2009 00:28

Butt the hell ij thish?

Kakkaji · Post by **Kakkaji** » 19 Dec 2009 00:43

Phraam thij bheek's Jumma Times:

Ittefaq Nama

Today, I cannot write frank diary, like Diary of An Frank. It is not nice. Thoughts may be coming to you that after departure of Asif, I will be main beneficiary. You should thought again. Can any gormint work under these conditions? Which conditions? It is batter you don’t ask, hain ji. Naw, whatsoever I am going to say it will be in the script of the crypt, which is also known as CRYPTIC.

Faujis and judges have once again become maternal uncles of Pakistan. It is the ironing of history. How many pushes politicians have eaten for restoration of democracy? How many pushes we have eaten for free and fair elections? How many jails we have cut? When the Almighty will hear ours? And what about the fauji who went to car factory and was shown around by manager and at end of the toor manager offered him a free 2000 cc car. “Oh no”, said fauji, “that is cruption. I cannot possibly accept the car”. Manager said, “in that case, sir, I’ll sell it to you for Rs 500/”. Very pleased, fauji preduced Rs 1000/ note and said, “in that case, I’ll take two”. Also, Asif wanted to sing song of peace with Manmohan. “Sab ton sohniya, hai way manmohniya”. But Indians, they have forgotten their mother tongues. Now all are speaking English. “Asif and Manmohan, sitting in a tree. Kay ayee ess ess, aye eng gee. But it was not to bee”. Here is more Cryptic, ancient language of Cryptistani people predating Indus Valley. It is matter of robe. Either you have it or you don’t. Asif has no robe. By robe is not meaning article of clothing but particle of respact. At least shaheed Mohtarma did not live to see this day, whom Allah lifted two years ago.

These days I am in London with your bhabi. Last night we went to Lahore Kebab House, Dulwich wich, and I ordered chicken tikka. It was terrible. “Where you have cooked this?” I asked bera. He said, “in electric oven”. No wonder, every time I took a bite I got a jhatka. Talking of London, Altaf bhai is here also. Perhaps I will go and eat haleem and hanky (rumali) roti with him. But batter stop talking about food. I am ladder of the opposition, not cooker. Yeh Kwan Hai of Singapur is a great leader. So is Mein Hoon Na and Hum Ap Kay Hain Kwan. They have performed economic miracles for their countries. Haw? Because there is peace. Buddha beliefed in peace. But I don’t belief he was prince. Because if he was prince, haw come he was always starving, hain ji? Finally, I will leaf you with another cryptistani thought: how long loin and sheep can be at same ghat?

NS

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 19 Dec 2009 04:12

AjayKK wrote: Karz- The Burden on Bakistanis

The rare Yellow Bellied Indian Dossier spotted at Wagah

anupmisra wrote:To learned molanas:
Bhy ij a bum blast our fauji logo?

Soldiers of the elite Golden Ganja Brigade training in 'tactical levitation' during war with India

Nayak wrote:

Trading opens at Baboon-e-Sharjah Market, named after famous cricketer Miandad

jamwal wrote:

Marvi Memon gets a Brazilian wax after US embassy rejects her visa application as a human

SunTV in Chennai (Jharkand) gets anonymous tipoff from Pakistan, on a possible midnight arrest coverage

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Dec 2009 04:59

jamwal wrote:

Marvi Memon gets a Brazilian wax after US embassy rejects her visa application as a human
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Boor Maar- Bhi-Mainu so inno-scent , shumbodie tell her to go phor Kanaadian Beeza bhich haz no such reestrilktion orr reequiremant eben for multible in-teri and embarkation.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 19 Dec 2009 06:43

Zameen ij being pripaired phor the takeover of the Bakistan by the Down Hill Skieeers, ophciallly. The facade of dus percenti ij going to be over soon. When in doupt alwajs trust the ski champians, the armi of almiti.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w ... 962205.ece

Several Cabinet ministers and close aides of the President have been barred from leaving the country. Ahmed Mukhtar, the Defence Minister, and his wife were prevented from boarding a flight to China on an official visit, where he was to take delivery of a new warship.

There is a growing fear that a deepening political turmoil could affect the country’s battle against Islamic militancy.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 20 Dec 2009 00:35

Bhat ij thij?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 20 Dec 2009 11:03

Ler-ned maulanas of benis

Bhat ij meaning oph this brayer?
http://www.calcuttanews.net/story/579506

pan de laudon bhaRAT RATSHIT walalon twadi ammi di phuddi vich anaconda.twadi pan di gand vich haathi da lun.madarchodon.Mashallah!!! kewal 10 mujahidon ne hi poore hindustan ki gand fod ke rakh di.Ab jahan dekho hindustani chuhe apne billon main chupp ke apne media /internet pe choo choo karte nazar aate hain.hindustani choohon ko pata nahi hai ke usne kis kaum se panga liya hai.jaise ke bha-RAT-RATshit pe baith ke bhonkate hain.kameeno ko pata nahi ke 10 bande unki ma/bahen chod ke chale gaye.Abhi to trailer dikhaya hai usi se tum logon ki gand phatttti huyee hai jab poori movie dikhayenge to apni dhoti main hag/moot doge tum hindustani.cow-cola drinkerâ�¦â�¦.lol

niran · Post by **niran** » 20 Dec 2009 13:16

shiv wrote:Ler-ned maulanas of benis

Bhat ij meaning oph this brayer?
http://www.calcuttanews.net/story/579506
pan de laudon bhaRAT RATSHIT walalon twadi ammi di phuddi vich anaconda.twadi pan di gand vich haathi da lun.madarchodon.Mashallah!!! kewal 10 mujahidon ne hi poore hindustan ki gand fod ke rakh di.Ab jahan dekho hindustani chuhe apne billon main chupp ke apne media /internet pe choo choo karte nazar aate hain.hindustani choohon ko pata nahi hai ke usne kis kaum se panga liya hai.jaise ke bha-RAT-RATshit pe baith ke bhonkate hain.kameeno ko pata nahi ke 10 bande unki ma/bahen chod ke chale gaye.Abhi to trailer dikhaya hai usi se tum logon ki gand phatttti huyee hai jab poori movie dikhayenge to apni dhoti main hag/moot doge tum hindustani.cow-cola drinkerâ�¦â�¦.lol

Dissklamer Phirst: this eej translatshun not mine so pliss not to pann me

eet eej paanjaabi.
all **edit***
onlee 10 Mujaheedeens blew out whole of Hindustan buttocks.(dat must be real odorous) now where ever you look you see Hindustani rats hiding in their rat holes and Choo Choo ing behind their media and internet
Hindustani rats don't know what tribe they entangled with they bark behind bha ratshit. Kamino don't know it was just a
trailer, and this caused theirs buttocks to blow off, when the real movie is shown they then will shit in their dhoti you Hindustani cow-cola drinkers

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 20 Dec 2009 15:36

Braying Newj:

Hindu afsir of yindoo fauj admits to planning soosai meeshun to frame us pak mullanas!

proof: http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 61#p792261

Ij this the RAA hand of propoganda?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Dec 2009 16:35

Bradhers plij decipher this koopher angrezi

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Dec 2009 16:43

The caption under the image reads "Dr Amna Buttar Protesting alongside Lawyers, on 3rd April 2007, in front of Supreme Court of Pakistan" Don't Klick

Bhaat kind oph daaktir thij moterma ij hain ji? Ij she a kushpoo daaktir or a musharraf daaktir or a mardani taakat waali daaktir?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Dec 2009 16:47

Err,
I yam too *sharam sharam* to report bhaat ij written here. My question ij, why haj this bhoto oph bious bakistani mards peing hosted in this website hain ji?
http://www.gayliberation.net/press/2007 ... istan.html

Raza Don (from left), Hameed Ullah Khan and Sony Javid protest Sen. Barack Obama's appearance during a fundraiser Tuesday at a Chicago restaurant on West Devon Avenue.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Dec 2009 16:51

Great nooj,

Bakistani bolis performing neurosurgery on aam beebul to releaje haraam koopher djinns from inside iskull.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 20 Dec 2009 17:23

Gagan wrote:Bradhers plij decipher this koopher angrezi

Klearly it ij Yindoo kaanspiracy. Our pyoor 399.99% Arab origin wimmen wunly wear Hijab and penguin-walk on shtreets Maulana. Phear naat, fret nat, it ij but kaanspiracy!

niran · Post by **niran** » 20 Dec 2009 17:56

AdM archan wrote: all **edit***

Diyar Aditor janab,
eye ispend my taime iskratching me mussarraf translating
yand wot eye get, "yadited" to show me istrongestest
protest eye will not bost till me next bost.
Salam

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 20 Dec 2009 18:19

Gagan wrote:Bradhers plij decipher this koopher angrezi

Bhat ij this?? Nopody ij habby in bakistan... maid,cat,dog,driver,chowkidar,cook. So who ij happy?

PIGS

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Dec 2009 19:52

shiv wrote:Ler-ned maulanas of benis

Bhat ij meaning oph this brayer?
kameeno ko pata nahi ke 10 bande unki ma/bahen chod ke chale gaye.

did we not perviously peroove on BENIS that pak-e-mard never leaves his sister?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Dec 2009 20:15

Good neuj birathers!
thanks to LMU presar on UN, the kaffirs have been forced to close their covert ops bhalu birgade!
i must celebrate with 2 goats tonight!! fidayeens are free to roam again!!

last Bhalu agint de-mobilised

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Dec 2009 00:59

Lalmohan wrote:Good neuj birathers!

last Bhalu agint de-mobilised

AoA to that!

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 21 Dec 2009 02:58

Lalbrofacer and other seenear LMU phacultea defending their kushboo harem and peachy bottom munnas from the great gubo khan.

Nayakuddin along with his peachy bottom nanha mujahids giving the eye to faugee afsar while safely brotecting their musharaffs from unexbected missle phire.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Dec 2009 04:57

Gagan wrote:Bhaat kind oph daaktir thij moterma ij hain ji?

She ij doing "stayin' alive" a la Satur-din Night Feber.

niran · Post by **niran** » 21 Dec 2009 13:01

BajKhedawal wrote:Lalbrofacer and other seenear LMU phacultea defending their kushboo harem and peachy bottom munnas from the great gubo khan.

hu dares to esteal me Khuspoos? hain? hain?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 21 Dec 2009 13:11

Bakistanis invent hands-on shalwar enabled new navigational tool.

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0gAlgGI5gy8zG

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 21 Dec 2009 13:18

Kushpoo in trouble. Jeeehaarrd!
Bhat is this burld coming two.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 21 Dec 2009 17:57

Blij to launch fatwa over this top secret pic of Automatic Gubo Phyrr machine AGP -47 being leaked