Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2009 15:36

^^^ Motorhma in arms with haram and kufar dress....1000 stribes to motorhama ...

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 24 Dec 2009 16:27

^^ Jahil RAA Agint. If juu don't show demo of delicate Haram mohtorma, How will the nanha Mujahid imagine jannat after IED. Who will kum to jour Madarassa.
After all Soosai belter shalt not live in Jannat by Goat and 28 jung boyj alone.

Mixing and making zam zam kola mocktale here..

Gazala, Hamko maloom hai Jannat ki hakeekat ka,
Abdul vacum explojun mein shaheed hua, Kaho ke Khuspoo par kya guzri..

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 24 Dec 2009 16:27

^^^
RAA agint alert, kufr Hans Raj Hans ij a member of the Hindooo nationalist BJP barty.

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 24 Dec 2009 18:26

X posted from Nukkad dhaga

CAT Questions from Pak Insti of Management

Instructions:
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i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda group.
iii)AK-47's and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.
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Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100
All questions are compulsory.

1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house.
Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hasis, haroine and LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.

4. Rauf has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepres in Calcutta . If ISD charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Rauf's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No of Cinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training.One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each, a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $.
The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed. Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i, where the notations have their usual meaning; Find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %.
Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80% .
Find the joint probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.
8. Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead of 3.14....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.

9. A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with respect to the air!) The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the time during the flight.
Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ? What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each of the three cases:
k=1, k1 and k<1.

10. Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Triangle" with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 24 Dec 2009 18:46

Is that the head of a pig on a plate on the bottom left hand of the picture ??

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Dec 2009 20:11

Raa agint Khabardar,
Naat ispeeking pinglis

Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Dec 2009 21:54

Nayak wrote:Is that the head of a pig on a plate on the bottom left hand of the picture ??

it eej a lollywood remake of the classic "bring me the head of alfredo garcia" called "bring me ek hafta of unkil's gubo" with a pig playing the symbolic role. sadly it failed to pass the censor board

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Dec 2009 22:01

Speaking of remakes, did " Mujhe Vaseline do" a remake of Bollywood movie "Mujhe Jeene do" pass the Kainchee e Censor Board?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 24 Dec 2009 22:09

RAA agints ebherywhere....

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Dec 2009 22:53

Jiye Jiye Jiye Bhutto

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 24 Dec 2009 22:58

Mahendra wrote:Jiye Jiye Jiye Bhutto

Maulana M , Why this Putto Pever ? Ij it Putto Jardari Jiye Jiye ?
Rather say ,"Pakistan Khapey" as in Punjabi...

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 25 Dec 2009 00:31

Dmurphy wrote:
CAT Questions from Pak Insti of Management

Al-d'Mur-phyr-ullah let me brove why phor math of LUMS is 400% easier than the madarsa math of LMU inspite of its extra S .

phor exam pull poonch numbar 7
Ans:probability of a prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general ij 78% + 80% = 158 % which is still < 400% required to 100% shoot him.

Mind juu i solved this before the freshly applied mehndi on the beard of Prof mehndi-e-drillah could even dry 1%. therefore jimble question onlee

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Dec 2009 03:42

I Phorgot to shair diz morning rebelations on my bisit to Pakistan.

Ek Chatur Bakk , kar ke jeehard, Apne hi Jaal me phasat jaat
Hum hast jaat, tum hast jaat, Ek chatur Baak ...
Jaa re Jaa re Kiaani fuddu, Khasmir, Khasmir ka kya Chor Machaye
Deceber Sola ki Yaad diladoo, Baki Aukaat sub ko Dikhaye
Ghori ko hum Chhori Samje, Moota ka Kontract Likhaye
Gillani tuu Jaa re jaare , Apne Arabi Baap ke jaa ke sej Sajja re....
Dekho Dekho Klaiaghar Ullu, Moonh Khol yeh bhi Lalchaye
Unkle Iska Mizzlove wala,Fut fut Phyre button Dabaye........

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Dec 2009 04:45

Sinj bakistan ij naat giving any Hila-le-pakh istaan abard theej dayj, Eye waant ta kampaan-sait phor that by recommending Mulla Premulla phor the bojisun of Quomi poet-e-pakistaan.

Pecauje hij ins-pee-ration comes when he visits pakistan in the maarning.

Naw next jaab ij to have a quomi tarana.

Salaam

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 25 Dec 2009 07:59

Hain ji, can jour canon do this? Hain? Hain? Nikon paindabutt, can-none murdabad!

By yalla this is the bestest tashvir I have dekhoed in long time.

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 25 Dec 2009 08:40

Lilo wrote:
Dmurphy wrote:
CAT Questions from Pak Insti of Management
Al-d'Mur-phyr-ullah let me brove why phor math of LUMS is 400% easier than the madarsa math of LMU inspite of its extra S .

phor exam pull poonch numbar 7
Ans:probability of a prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general ij 78% + 80% = 158 % which is still < 400% required to 100% shoot him.

Mind juu i solved this before the freshly applied mehndi on the beard of Prof mehndi-e-drillah could even dry 1%. therefore jimble question onlee

Bi Kuffar maths ith shuld bi 0.78 * 0.8 = 0.624, ie., 62.4%

Butt juu keep up the Lahori logic tra-dish-shuns

A or B --> P(A u

= P(A) + P(B) - P(A /\

but if A & B are independent, then P(A) + P(B)

Butt hear juu want PM and pres to be shot to-get-her, sins dey ar th same, so
A & B --> P(A) * P(B)

Butt Mullahs knead 400% probing-ability

NB: My first Bakistan Bojitiv Newj AOA!!

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 25 Dec 2009 08:55

BajKhedawal wrote:Hain ji, can jour canon do this? Hain? Hain? Nikon paindabutt, can-none murdabad!
http://i.imagehost.org/0489/Nikon_butt_monitor.jpg

By yalla this is the bestest tashvir I have dekhoed in long time.

Thij ij 400% haram takniki to rekaard GUBO sesshun.

Amirkhan buts it on jootube, entire duniya dekho the tabe yand our echandee ij

.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 25 Dec 2009 14:26

symontk wrote: Bi Kuffar maths ith shuld bi 0.78 * 0.8 = 0.624, ie., 62.4%

AoA Symondullah
juu also proved the infe-rear-ity of kuffar math.
see theyar the pbrobing takniki have always a brobability < 1.

but heyar in Lal dhagha and rest of the La La Land
brobability ij often >1 and shumtimes even reaches 4 (ie 400%).

Now since juu ar a nava mullah, pliss to deposit 3 kushboo at the office and report at cave numbar 72 phor debriefing.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 25 Dec 2009 15:30

Prem wrote:I Phorgot to shair diz morning rebelations on my bisit to Pakistan.

Ek Chatur Bakk , kar ke jeehard, Apne hi Jaal me phasat jaat
Hum hast jaat, tum hast jaat, Ek chatur Baak ...
Jaa re Jaa re Kiaani fuddu, Khasmir, Khasmir ka kya Chor Machaye
Deceber Sola ki Yaad diladoo, Baki Aukaat sub ko Dikhaye
Ghori ko hum Chhori Samje, Moota ka Kontract Likhaye
Gillani tuu Jaa re jaare , Apne Arabi Baap ke jaa ke sej Sajja re....
Dekho Dekho Klaiaghar Ullu, Moonh Khol yeh bhi Lalchaye
Unkle Iska Mizzlove wala,Fut fut Phyre button Dabaye........

bery halaal premullah !

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 25 Dec 2009 17:32

Team building Leadership klass far La whori Institute af Mis management

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 25 Dec 2009 18:30

Baj naat today the very happy birthday of the great Djinn Qaid-e-Duh Mo ali Ji ? Did someone bish him today with some more exploshuns.
I dell ju, this new generation doej naat care.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Dec 2009 19:25

rsingh wrote:Team building Leadership klass far La whori Institute af Mis management

Lurning da theory of Cunduktibity

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Dec 2009 21:49

The bakistani have learnt that hot air is a better conduck-tor than brain matter, for halaal arguments. Thus this bojison, since their skull does not hold brain matter, only air.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 Dec 2009 21:58

Bakistani Monkeys

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Dec 2009 22:29

Allah ke Naam pe de de 10% service charge incl

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Dec 2009 22:34

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 25 Dec 2009 22:35

No Mian Zardari, Juu can't haz more than 10 bercent

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Dec 2009 22:38

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Dec 2009 22:42

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Dec 2009 22:43

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 25 Dec 2009 23:25

Here’s saboot that our baki marads are more Taller than the camal, more Fairer that the camal, and (hobefully) more Tighter Arsed that the camal.

More TFTA marads not afred of showing their mardangee.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 Dec 2009 04:49

Guard mounting ceremony held at Quaid's mausoleum

KARACHI: A contingent of Cadets from the Pakistan Military Academy, Kakul mounted the guard at the mausoleum of Quaid-e-Azam here on Friday, as a part of celebrations to mark the Quaid's birthday.

Maj Gen Raheel Sharif, Commandant Pakistan Military Academy reviewed the parade before the mounting of guard, laid a floral wreath at the mausoleum, presented the salute and offered Fateha.

...

Hain ji, I have heard of the browning of the pants ceremony, but bhaat in the name to ATM ij thij?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 Dec 2009 05:02

Lahorites drink water having faecal contents

As per report of Institute of Public Health, 50 per cent of the city’s population has been drinking water having faecal contents. Even those living in the so-called posh areas are not exempted. According to the report waste discharged from bowels (faeces) has been found in about half of the drinking water samples collected from almost all parts of the City.
The report further said the institute had tested some 92 drinking water samples between May 1 and 15 and found faeces in 43 of them. “The presence of faeces in potable water is very dangerous and alarming. The Punjab Environment Protection Department also carried out tests of drinking water samples collected from different parts of the province. In Lahore, maximum water samples were found ‘unfit’ for drinking in the last survey.

This must be those koopher yindoos doing bad bad things in the rivers flowing into pakhistan.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 26 Dec 2009 05:16

Gagan wrote:Guard mounting ceremony held at Quaid's mausoleum

Hain ji, I have heard of the browning of the pants ceremony, but bhaat in the name to ATM ij thij?

It ij thish

asprinzl · Post by **asprinzl** » 26 Dec 2009 05:36

Enjoy

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American invention and Paki innovation equals to $%^&

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Dating service for the most pious

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You gotta do what you gotta do

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This is what happens when you try to drive through an underpass when your vehicle is higher than the underpass. Madrassah physics at work.

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Madrassah contraception at work

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Sometimes the elevator can walk away without notice. Regular roll-call is needed.

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Wow…how many schools have pedophilia issues?

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Madrassah math at work.

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Well????

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22nd century Paki cell phone technology

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Chicks everywhere.

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When German engineering combines with Dara Adam Khel technology you get world class product.

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World’s best bullet proof Kevlar military helmet.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 26 Dec 2009 08:29

A sawal to the jirga, what bosition is this peachy bottom munna assuming?
Is he the GUBOer?
Yaa the GUBOee?
or is it the unique give and take simultaneously bosition?

niran · Post by **niran** » 26 Dec 2009 13:20

Mulla BajKhan wrote:A sawal to the jirga, what bosition is this peachy bottom munna assuming?
Is he the GUBOer?
Yaa the GUBOee?
or is it the unique give and take simultaneously bosition?

AoA
he eej klearing the channel very much evident from naak kovering by those in line oph phaire,
eet eej sometaimes necessary, after blockade yand Kolonail Isuph Gull eej busy somewhere else.

Salam

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 26 Dec 2009 14:29

Baj-ullah from Baj-aur wrote:A sawal to the jirga, what bosition is this peachy bottom munna assuming?

Aj u see bak fauj has launched oberation rah - e - nahi - Jaat (path with no penetration) in Fata , all yung munnas were made to practij gubo exercise number 12 .

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 Dec 2009 18:39

Wraang wraang,
Don't ju koophers know that this ij the martial paki mard in making? The sense oph conphidence that thij munna haj ij sending all the wimmen goats into raptures oph orgasm.

Thij is the standard she-doo-sing tactic ujed by bakistanis to shee-dooce the sheep, which py the way if ju'all had peen bakistani ju would have known.

Hence mai suspicion oph ju peing koophers.

Thij is standard 3 step jeehardi cycle oph bakistani mards
Step 1: larn how to shee-dooce goats and sheep
Step 2: larn how to phyrr Al Kashmir-47
Step 3: Pest-e-shaheed and 72+28

Salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Dec 2009 18:59

bhwat is Mullah Constipati trying to kanvey?