Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Jan 2010 18:15

durgesh wrote:Hitler's symbathy for Bakistan

This one's actually funny. Reminds me of the series called Punjabi Totay.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 01 Jan 2010 18:49

Two terrorists killed in Hangu
Friday January 1 , 2010

PESHAWAR: Two terrorists were killed while planting a bomb at Zargari area in Hangu district on Friday, police said.

The terrorists were planting a bomb on roadside in the limits of Doaba police station which went-off suddenly with a big bang. Both of them were killed instantly, police officials told the ARYNEWS.

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Quejtion - Bill they receive 72 birgins ?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 01 Jan 2010 20:21

Quejtion - Bill they receive 72 birgins ?

They bhill get 72 pr0n DVDs only.

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Jan 2010 00:47

Of coulse pilated by 'SADAF stoodios'.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Jan 2010 02:50

Cee Eye Ai gets rebenge phor their shaheed agints

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Jan 2010 02:55

Quejtion - Bill they receive 72 birgins ?

Iph Joo meen bringils, Dhen yea and aal togadher.

niran · Post by **niran** » 02 Jan 2010 10:29

Diyar Aditor Janab

Eye Pring bojitibly dhamaka neuj.

Vakum plast dispatches 88!

NSN reborts that while kaffirs were huddling down in theirs kambals, razai,and toshak
Talipan celebrayrated kuffir new saal with dhamakedar dhamaka

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Jan 2010 11:21

Hajoore wala , jo ho izzazat, Tou hum yeh Saare Pak se kehde,
IED Mubarak , IED Mubarak , IEDMubarak Se Khush hai Humm,
Vaccuuume Burst na ho koi isss se phir Kuum.
Hajoore wala..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Jan 2010 21:32

Here ij a din in the libe of an average abdul in pa'astan:

Young Abdul (with rebolutionery topi) sherenades younger Asma (with chashmas) on the main sadak of lawhore in the filmy ishtyle of shahrookji. Hij baraatis fallow beehind for a quick nikah to be fallowed. Afterwards, the motorma said "kabool hai".

Senior suarco shinetisht demonshtrates how the furst ishpace feelight of pak-wan ujing balloons with djinn pawar to the chaand bill habben. Sari to say, the feelight did not habben becauje of shinetisht's beight (wajan). More balloons pleaj.

Aberage pa'stani sines up for muft candels for home uje onlee. Two per phamalee. No more muft bijli, says our great diyar leader dus percenti.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Jan 2010 21:41

Song from Three Jihadiots

Saari umar hum
Dar Dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Dar dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Dar dar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

aah aa Amritraj....Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some Baksheesh
Give me some vaseline
Give me another chance
I wanna grease up once again

Give me some Baksheesh
Give me some vaseline
Give me another chance
I wanna grease up once again

Kandhon ko Klashnikov
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Rishvat lena to khud
Papa ne sikhaya
9% kickback laaoge to ghadi, varna Zardari

Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
Al Quaida Jaish ka chaala
Concentrated Ammonium-nitrate ne poora
Poora bachpan jalaa daala

BHutto to gaya
Benazir bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Bhutto to gaya
BeBe bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Jan 2010 22:03

Mahendra wrote:

Song from Three Jihadiots

Ij it my aankh that ij in dhoka or two jihadiots putting hands between legs?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 02 Jan 2010 22:11

anupmisra wrote:Here ij a din in the libe of an average abdul in pa'astan:

Young Abdul (with rebolutionery topi) sherenades younger Asma (with chashmas) on the main sadak of lawhore in the filmy ishtyle of shahrookji. Hij baraatis fallow beehind for a quick nikah to be fallowed. Afterwards, the motorma said "kabool hai".

http://img213.imageshack.us/i/011ps.jpg]

bliss to also notis dilbullah trying to cheeer hij way thru the bheed to ijjue kaneda da vijja bhile abdul-e-topi-e-inqilabi continues to serenade mohtrama...

Ij it my aankh that ij in dhoka or two jihadiots putting hands between legs?

10%i ij RAA agint, QED...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Jan 2010 22:11

760680000000 $: The cost of world peace delivered by air

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 03 Jan 2010 02:52

theje are our under cover agints hain ji?

negi · Post by **negi** » 03 Jan 2010 03:05

Oye latest phlom khush mijaz Mullah 'Zaid Hamid' phlom 'BRAs TICKs'

Zaid Hamid Laughter Challenge

Qaum ko Qaid-e -Ajam ke PEECHE lagaya

Israel ko arbon se khatara nahin hai , unke dost Pakistaniyon se khatla hai

plijj to dekho complete bhideo.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 03 Jan 2010 06:26

Xposting from Nukkad and suitably translating to Paklish:

AoA biraders, it ij with great pleajure that I announce BRF Archiver version 0.4.0 ("Stunt" Raju). For all you LMU mullahs, this verjion has a 400% halaal setting that allows you to optionally download and save ayesha pictures from the BENIS thread to hard disc for future mijjile maalish purposes.

Download link: http://sites.google.com/site/brfdictionary/utilities

This version is named after the legendary SDRE actor "Stunt" Raju, a silent movie actor who acted in Tamil movies around the same time as "Battling" Mani. This release is also dedicated to the memory of one B. Harry, another SDRE who wrote outstanding articles.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 03 Jan 2010 13:04

Mahendra wrote:[img]bichar%20-%20e%20-%20three%20idi-e-yat[/img]

Song from Three Jihadiots

another one.....

Bahtee hawa sa tha wo,
10% percentee apna tha wo,
kaha gaya usey doondo........

humko tho IMF thee chalathi,
wo kudh apni commission banatha,
gubo kartha, masti me chaltha tha wo.......

humko 72 ki fiker satathi,
wo bus 10% ka jashan manatha,
har deal me commission letha tha wo....

Bahtee hawa sa tha wo,
10% percentee apna tha wo,
kaha gaya usey doondo........

baluchistan me predator jaisa,
musharaff me vaseline jaisa,
1971 me niazi jaisa, tha wo,

hum sahme se rehte isloo me,
wo london me party kartha tha ,
swiss bank me transfer kartha wo........

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jan 2010 21:54

The margin-e-lised section of Bakistani society

Girl Child, Wimman and Goat

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jan 2010 22:20

Dieyar IED-Atar

Bhwat is this AMonkey's Asha that is being peddled by TOI-let?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 03 Jan 2010 23:43

A Man ki asha (Desire of man) is a step by ToI let , to fulfill every baki man's desire to be with goats and yung poys.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 03 Jan 2010 23:54

i can haz wimmen ? Nopaadee baantz them anybay,

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Jan 2010 00:13

Ijnt it "A man ki ayesha" ? I think kushpoos will be much dijabbointed. Why this sudden fascination with donkeyj instead oph goats ? Ij it YYY Kanspeerajy to destroy our culture ?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 04 Jan 2010 00:23

It ij 400% YYY konspiracy. They want people to people relationship instead of animal husbandry. Attack on baki culture. Jeeeehard!!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jan 2010 01:20

This ij our culchar
This ij the closest one can get to Jannath
Bliss note it is Grant's e Whiskey instead of Honey
And it is handful of Chinese Phoonk Sundaris instead of 72 Hoors
[youtube]4SzFwAVVSu0&feature=sub[/youtube]

Bakistan Khap-pey as you go

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 04 Jan 2010 06:19

Hain ji, what iz thiz?

Is it Apdul-e-Redneckee selling mangoes to unsusbecting good aye-ass-aye talipan in a roadside mubarak dhabaa?

Yaa phir...........

Is it Texasabad in saal 2020?

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 04 Jan 2010 06:50

Birader Baj,

Salam ale Kum! That iz not the Texas flag. That is the filag of confederacy.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 04 Jan 2010 07:53

Yalla that’s why the saal is 2020 by then our biraders Bushulla and cheneyuddin would phree Texasabad from the ebil barryuddin

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 04 Jan 2010 08:47

Karan Dixit wrote:Birader Baj,

Salam ale Kum! That iz not the Texas flag. That is the filag of confederacy.

It eej very apt only. Sindhudesh and Azad Baluchistan bhant secession from Bakistan. Bakistan Na-Khappay!

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 04 Jan 2010 10:42

Quick munna plug the hole with jour phinger, those yindoos are bissing in yindus again

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 04 Jan 2010 10:43

This tashvir is very rare not dekhoed anywhere pefore. This is the actual debriefing for mizzle check.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 04 Jan 2010 10:45

Ahhhh our TFTA bolice farce.

niran · Post by **niran** » 04 Jan 2010 11:50

BajKhedawal wrote:Ahhhh our TFTA bolice farce.

AoA eej da bichors taken peephore Boliss preparing to embrace sahadat?

niran · Post by **niran** » 04 Jan 2010 12:48

AoA

Bojitibe Khaber

NSN(Pindi Desk) NSN rebort dat Yammerika has selected Bakistan along with
14 other Birader Nashuns for isbecial mehman nawazi on arrival. This inkludes proper debrief(in a place isolated of course) and declogging of orifices. LMU wisest, Brofessar LM has advised nervous travellers, in his daily sermons dat "eet to train moojahids for GUPO in advance, derephore not to fikir" phone to wazir-e-alla ophice have not been returned

NSN (alway ahead in matters of GUPO)

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 04 Jan 2010 18:28

Bhat ij thij I aks? BHAT IJ THIJ???

http://www.flickr.com/groups/opp/discus ... 984639827/

I am pleased to start 2nd Kenny Ka Pakistan contest. This month our theme is "Pakistani Robots".

In Kenny's own words the contest is " All about robots made by pakistanis whether they are industry, AI or Art. Pakistanis are some of the most brilliant scientific and engineering minds in the world I have known of and the desire for higher education amongst pakistanis is great as well the discipline. The contest would show this side of Pakistan and the winner would be who has the most brilliant robot creation born from the minds of Pakistanis."

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kennyirwin/532894818/

Haidar Farook The Khandobot Shepard

Indeed it is a long journey but this Khandobot Shepard has to do what a Shepard Herder must do and that is to make the 852 mile journey by gravametric boot and nanotransistor hoof between the Kandahar Robotics Facility to reach their final destination to his first stop at the Peshawar Area 807 Pakistani Secret UFO Research Facility to deliver 500 factory fresh Khandobot Units ready for deep space export to many alien planets. Then he is off to his next stop in the Sindh Province to deliver the last 500 Units to a local bazaar for robot dealers. Khandobots these days are very popular and there is always speculation as to were to get the best deal on a new Khandobot whether it be in Pakistan or Afghanistan. Some say that Kabul Galactic has the market pretty well cornered for their starfleet since a little over half of the robotics plants are located in Afghanistan. This can also causes prices to sometimes be a bit higher than in Pakistan where dealers Squirrel them away when they get a big shipment in by a Khandobot Shepard like Haidar Farook. Ofcorse his heard of Khandobots is huge, a thousand units in all and he must deliver them before the first snows come and judging by the looks of these units these are the much anticipated 4000 series.

James B · Post by **James B** » 04 Jan 2010 19:18

shiv wrote: http://www.flickr.com/groups/opp/discus ... 984639827/

Bhat i see in the apove link, Pakistan's djinn power called 'Zindabad Man', which is taller, phairer, greener and petter than 'Iron Man'.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Jan 2010 20:11

Khullam khulla ??

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 04 Jan 2010 20:38

^^^
^^^
Ignorant kuffar, dat ij raakitmard...

negi · Post by **negi** » 04 Jan 2010 20:43

Nice pakad that ij shaitan Nayakuddin trying to pass on a 'gadha' as khushpoo to Mullah Khullam khulla bin hapsi.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Jan 2010 20:46

Aai cant dekho the eggjaast phumez typikal oph Raakitmard. Eet ij sombaady else. Who can haz a peechy pottomed bai sbankeeng a baki brain carrier ?

I didnt meanted eet to pee a tasbir oph owr Mullah Khullam Khulla. I waz rephering to aktibity in brogress aj in doing it khullam khulla

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Jan 2010 00:00

ajay pratap wrote:
BajKhedawal wrote:Ahhhh our TFTA bolice farce.
AoA eej da bichors taken peephore Boliss preparing to embrace sahadat?

It iz the tashvir of Pashtun Poonjabi dosti celebration in Manawan bolice AK-dummy in La-whore, this apduls are just jailous and sad that their biraders got the 72 rasins and not them.