Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Jan 2010 00:26

negi wrote:Nice pakad that ij shaitan Nayakuddin trying to pass on a 'gadha' as khushpoo to Mullah Khullam khulla bin hapsi.

Negideen,
Da Abdphooll Khulam Khullah iz bious onlee, hiz anklez are kovered, da 400% broof of biousness.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Jan 2010 00:48

Hain ji, hiyars broof that our own Osamosa-Bin-La Pimp is grater than eesa. Dekho how many phamous mullas are habing last super at his mayz.

I love the way this ayesha has bainted the tashvir, Butt i request all seenear mullas of LMU, Ayatoolas,Brofessors, and Jirga to deeply anal-ise this magniphisent pise of art witch the ayesha is bresenting for her phd, if she basses then Dilbulla can give her multible entry canadian viza as innaam.

Some boints to consider WHY IS:

Hugo Chavez bointing at the asli saitan?
L K Adhvani scratching his head?
Is clinton GUBOing OBL and making fun with rabbit ears of bush?
Bush giving a hawai chumban to OBL and clapping his hath in glee?
Is Rum'sfield bointing a hathgola at bush's khopdee?
Putin and the jap arguing about the GUBO hole/mizzle size while Mushraff is in some tension?
whos GUBOing the sheikh while winking at castro?

There are many more sawaals iph you dekho the tashvir closely.

klose-ub

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Jan 2010 01:16

Asta lavista firulla

Bhwat is dirty Kaffir L K Advani doing in the last supper @ udupi hotel hain?

Now that I hab abused LKA I am phully secular onlee

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 06 Jan 2010 05:47

Seems like all mujahids are hiding from predator jinns. no bosting in benis dhaga since jan 04...

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Jan 2010 07:01

Rupesh wrote:Seems like all mujahids are hiding from predator jinns. no bosting in benis dhaga since jan 04...

Janab, the Amir-e-alla has left, earlier eet was Brayfeysar LM getting his beard entangled in teetar, earlier
another Amir found the joy oph earning saitan Dollah, now, writing satire eej taime konjuming yand eet needs
prain who will bost here but some silly khuspoos bichor and do a shalwar naach around eet.
salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Jan 2010 07:39

Tarrel than ocean biladhel showj hij intelligence.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Jan 2010 07:45

Pakistanis eating yummy green grass, now that they have the bum.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Jan 2010 08:21

even iph Lal Brofessor is lapatta, fear not, his kendostix sistas are hiyar ubgraded with naya ekay786

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Jan 2010 08:22

kahee pe nigaahe, kahee pe nishaanaa
jeene do jaalim banaao naa deewaanaa

koee naa jaane iraade hain kidhar ke
maar naa denaa teer najar kaa, kisee ke jigar me
naajook ye dil hai, bachaanaa o bachaanaa

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Jan 2010 14:32

Diyar Mullahs

I have dijcovered jannat and it ij in amreeki airbort. Just showing hara bassport gets all bious bakistanij 45 minutes oph debriefing phorom gora chacha that reminded me oph my nanha mujahid days

Bichchar: Gora chacha - Bleaje to notije vajeline pottle and bigger danda phor see near mullahj

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Jan 2010 14:53

Mulla Anu, why phor eej chacha having such corrugated hand? eej eet phor traping worrisome material
or to provide tickle?
Salam.

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Jan 2010 15:18

Diyar Aditor Janab,
AoA
Truly bojitibes tidings!
Bakistan kirket team in an extremely klever move have forfeited their test match to Assies koujins,
so as our koujins take back the sartaj oph kirket phrom ebil Yindia in no taime.

Thij fantastik neuj was celebrated with vakum plast (oph kourse) dispatching 3 (MM theorum of 3)
yand 12 in waiting list

AoA yand salam

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 06 Jan 2010 23:43

ajay pratap wrote:Mulla Anu, why phor eej chacha having such corrugated hand? eej eet phor traping worrisome material
or to provide tickle?
Salam.

Are those gloves dotted for extra pleasure? I can imagine the good time bakis are gonna have in amirkhan desh. If onlee kushpoo could accompany to make it three sum.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 06 Jan 2010 23:56

Dilbullah wrote:Are those gloves dotted for extra pleasure?

I pet they are flavoured aj well.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Jan 2010 00:02

pgbhat wrote:
Dilbullah wrote:Are those gloves dotted for extra pleasure?

I pet they are flavoured aj well.

Bismilla,

Latex, Vaseline and two phingers.

Bhaat bliss!

Pee Ass: ju guys are too much!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2010 00:56

Aayee phir GUBO ki Shaam, Subbb Janne, Iss pei hai, Baak ka Naam
Warm Vasleen,Long Danda, Laaaya hai phir , Khaaan kaaaaa Paigam.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jan 2010 03:17

Right now, Eye am berry berry sharminda. . Our nashnal kirkit team last to aastralians berry berry badly and eye yam now paani-paani with sharam. Hiding my shakal from your bhabhis. Bhat to do? Pleaj council, hainji.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Jan 2010 03:50

Joo Ignorant Koophar

S(um e dog Baki team went to OZ-land to win the hearts and minds.
Now even the most hard-e-core OZ( White-Baki) fan would feel sorry for the team that lost despite bowling out the home team for 127 in the first innings and then going on to gain a 200 run lead.
Kirket was the true victor todin pekose no body is shouting "match e fixing" at the top of their voice, if you don't see it you must be a hindootvawadi hate e monger.

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 07 Jan 2010 04:07

bhat is happening... mards indulging in < edited >

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 07 Jan 2010 04:41

The currency dealers said the dollar was booked at Rs84.68 for Tuesday, which means the local currency would further lose its weight during the next session.

AoA birathers ..by the grace of Zaid Hamid (pbuh )even our TFTA currency is loojing weight and getting fit to take on the kuffr Jernail accross the border.

halal link

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2010 05:01

Gagan wrote: Bismilla,
Latex, Vaseline and two phingers.
Bhaat bliss!

Diyar Mullahj

I think we should arrange a jirga to discuss the situation up our collective musharrafs in amreeki airborts.

First I wanted to declare jeeeehaaard against Kuffar amreekis till they realije how beaceful we are and relax the vija and airbort arrival requirements.

But then, who wants to vijit amreeka ? Kanada haj a more liperal vija regime. Anybody in Pakijtan can get one.

Salam.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 07 Jan 2010 05:08

^^^

in that last supper bicture why is Ayesha wearing saffron and istanding next to LKA's scratching haaths eye pooch

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Jan 2010 05:29

^^ closet yindootvawadi sees saffron everywhere.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2010 06:13

Shahadat Conference 2010

Baki Abdulz lukking phor Bubulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kP5vXSZ ... r_embedded

negi · Post by **negi** » 07 Jan 2010 06:57

Eat joor dil out munnafiks

We are gonna phigt a 'hajjar' saal jung over Kashmir.

"Aman kee Ayesha".

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Jan 2010 09:01

pgbhat wrote:
Dilbullah wrote:Are those gloves dotted for extra pleasure?

I pet they are flavoured aj well.

Uff, Dilbulla and Post Graduate Bhat.

Ju guys are too much. I still can't stop laughing after > 4 hours, looking at chacha Raabart Howard's bhoto with blue gloves on. Eye have a tummy pain from all the laughing.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 07 Jan 2010 09:12

teensome, hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jan 2010 09:53

Gagan wrote:Tarrel than ocean biladhel showj hij intelligence.

....by sitting on a low stool.

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 07 Jan 2010 10:51

delete.....

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 07 Jan 2010 10:54

I pooch........how come SDRE soldiers are taller then our rakit mards..????

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 07 Jan 2010 11:14

The reajon for no IED Mubaraks in pastj few daysj.......

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 07 Jan 2010 13:08

RamaY wrote:^^^

in that last supper bicture why is Ayesha wearing saffron and istanding next to LKA's scratching haaths eye pooch

Another Raa Agent....but this time an sadhvi......

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 07 Jan 2010 13:09

pgbhat wrote:teensome, hain ji?
bicchar quote deleted

Spot the Raa Agent...!!!!!!!.....and why ij tht more & more baki mards & ayeshas are pubilcily desblaying orange color...???? seems evil yindoo RSS consbiracy......

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Jan 2010 02:11

What ij this mullah dus-perjenti alwayjs saying

"Khap-A !! Khap-A!!"

Dont bious beepuls like "Khap-dee" and see near mullahs "Khap-dee-dee" ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jan 2010 02:23

Joo Kuphar haad haard taim to decipher Khappee oph Dus percenti.
Both Sindhi and Pakjabiz knowz bot Khaaaw Peee . It taiks shpetial meening bhen done in Pakistan.

AnantD · Post by **AnantD** » 08 Jan 2010 03:02

Deeyar Mullahs !!

AoA and Ass-slam-u-cum to you all:

I have bharied pooches:

1. Jannat' created on Earth!!! http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-ne ... discovered Is this where Jordanian hakeemullah bhijited bephore vakum at cee aye aaye HQ??!!

2. Bhy ij Dus-perjentee keep ajking for "drone-acharya tech" from the Gr. Satan?!! Ij deeper than tarrel than fliend in deep need of new tech?!??

Yours ass-kingly
Koophar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Jan 2010 03:16

Bhaat ij this?
ISPR

A conference to dilate upon operational matters was held at General Headquarters today. Chief of Army Staff, General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani chaired the conference. The Chief of Air Staff, Air Chief Marshal Rao Qamar Suleman also attended the conference on special invitation. Senior officers from Army and Air Force were present.

The forum discussed the operational preparedness with focus on integration and coordination between the two services.

Uff,
Thij kufaar englis ij making my head spin. Plij to explain in plain pinglis bhaat he mean by dilate more? I thought it waaj arleady very widely dilated by amrikhan?

Pleej to clariphy.

AnantD · Post by **AnantD** » 08 Jan 2010 03:20

I think that uber-koophar Deepak Kapoor has something to do with Kiya-nahi's dilation thij time

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jan 2010 05:12

Ringside noose iz , Kapoor's ishtatement haz kauzed brermature cervikal dialation. Vasleen Vials were dishtributed to ebery commandu.Wait phor newzs oph Kasabstani Hijra dance.

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Jan 2010 06:24

Sbot the raa agint(s)..

The initiative to set up a museum enclave at Mohatta Palace is a welcome step that will no doubt be welcomed by Karachi’s residents.

Great khabar my fallo moojahides! now there ij a mooj-e-um peing erekted phor your mammoriej. Now ju will pe remempered laang after yu achieve your 72+all imbortant 28.

Salams
Baqr