Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

James B · Post by **James B** » 17 Jan 2010 04:40

Rakkit-wimmens of Bakistan.

Hand-grenade throwing kompetishun

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 17 Jan 2010 09:58

Dark deeds done in Berkeley Park. I am afraid this means the presence of Pukes in that area.
"Beloved goat vanishes from Berkeley park
Peter Fimrite, Chronicle Staff Writer
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 1BIC0D.DTL
The mysterious disappearance of a beloved goat at a popular farm and children's petting zoo in the Berkeley hills is worrying naturalists who suspect a prankster but fear something more fiendish. The 16-year-old goat, affectionately named Honey, vanished overnight on Jan. 7 from the Tilden Little Farm on the north end of Tilden Park and no trace of her has been found since. ......."
Gautam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 17 Jan 2010 23:18

James B wrote:Bhy phor jernails on the right aligned their ishticks??

sir-cum-see-shun surgary gone pad ? Eben Kiya-nahi's mijjile seems damaged

niran · Post by **niran** » 18 Jan 2010 12:07

James Baitullah wrote:Bhy phor jernails on the right aligned their ishticks??

AOA,
Diyar JB janab, hope this khat finds jou hale & hearty.
As jou must be knowing, in Bakistan da pojishun of de ishtik always
corresponds to the haalaat oph de ishtik bearer.
See Jarnail Kiyanahi(PBUH) haj his ishtik vertikally erect yand at higest level in komparison to others
translatshun his istar eej shiniest yand eej going up
Now look at da ishtik oph da Jarnail Petudeen on extreme left
hij is aljo erect but at lower level i.e. hij istar eej not soo shiney yand going down

Da 3 Jarnails with horizontal ishtiks denotes deir istars are not going anywhere.
yand eet eej without any shine.
Salam.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Jan 2010 17:22

ajay pratap wrote:
James Baitullah wrote:Bhy phor jernails on the right aligned their ishticks??
AOA,
Diyar JB janab, hope this khat finds jou hale & hearty.
As jou must be knowing, in Bakistan da pojishun of de ishtik always
corresponds to the haalaat oph de ishtik bearer.
See Jarnail Kiyanahi(PBUH) haj his ishtik vertikally erect yand at higest level in komparison to others
translatshun his istar eej shiniest yand eej going up
Now look at da ishtik oph da Jarnail Petudeen on extreme left
hij is aljo erect but at lower level i.e. hij istar eej not soo shiney yand going down

Da 3 Jarnails with horizontal ishtiks denotes deir istars are not going anywhere.
yand eet eej without any shine.
Salam.

Tanks for the wonderphul exblanation. 3 kushpoos sent to your cave ajaynullah-bin-explainingly.

Biradhers, I search this in kufr 'googly' search engine and bhat I phind.

I'm kanphujed as bhich one ij korrect. See-near mullahs bliss to klariphy.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 18 Jan 2010 18:28

Pakis are b@stards by whites and Indians.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Jan 2010 18:42

Bhy phor the nanhas buried in the sand I pooch?.

niran · Post by **niran** » 18 Jan 2010 18:53

abhischekcc wrote:Pakis are b@stards by whites and Indians.

Bissmillah! wat an answer!
AoA.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 18 Jan 2010 18:56

James B wrote:Bhy phor the nanhas buried in the sand I pooch?.

AoA .
death to kufrs
Broof of peepul grown from halaal sand

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Jan 2010 19:03

Bhat ij the meaning of Pakis ankles??

It means - when you smoke a cigarette all the way to the butt

eggsample - Kiya-nahi is such a cheap skate he has to smoke pakis ankles

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... s%20ankles

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Jan 2010 21:41

James B wrote:Bhy phor the nanhas buried in the sand I pooch?.

Nanha mujahids and mujahideenis being taught what happens when 4 witness are naat produced.

Puried in sand and pelted with istones with video recaarding phor viewing pleajure.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Jan 2010 22:18

I pring grave neuj. Here ij a kufr yootuub video posted by RAA agints humiliating Bakistani leaders. I brotest thij and request LMU mullahs to punish theeje RAA agints.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 19 Jan 2010 01:37

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 19 Jan 2010 13:45

On negi's request a non-halal link.

http://forum.pakistanidefence.com/index ... &p=1208888

I agree with Tamerlane. The present and the future world will not soully rely on pure economics. There is a new trend of regional unions based on ideological and economic interests that is now growing; take a look at the european union, african union and the soon to come north american union. Couple that with the resoundingly loud resurgence of the Islamic brother hood through out the Muslim world, and Islamic Union is not only a likely possibility, it is also the natural result.

So an Islamic Khilafat or a Union may very well translate itself into the need of the day so to speak. Pakistan, being the militarily strongers and the soul nuclear power in the Muslim world, makes for a natural leader of the Islamic world (once our leadership changes of course). As far as China is concerned, they have such a huge Muslim population, they cannot afford to be imperialistic with Muslims and as such, they will be keen on remaining very close to not only Pakistan but also the rest of the Muslim world. Now I have a theory with regards to China.

You see, China remians as a communist country while communism is all but dead. They are trying very hard to slowly switch to a capitalistic system but have become very careful and are treading there steps very lightly because now capitalism is dying. China, as a nation and as a people are looking for another ideology to adhere to. They know that there has to be a binding force that unites a nation and in the 21st century, just being Chinese is not enough. More is needed.

With the demise of communism and the approaching demise of capitalism, China is growing desperate since it neither wants to pursue the old brow-beaten lines of communism nor does it want to be dragged down with capitalism. I have every reason to believe that China will soon start (if they haven't already) looking towards Islam as both an ideology and as a socio-economic system to replace both communism and capitalism. It may take a while, but it is bound to happen since there is no other ideology left in the world.

Uday B · Post by **Uday B** » 19 Jan 2010 13:47

*Plas Newjk*

All ciriketers frum the land op soosai is rejected in IPL3 auction.

Seems Aman ki Asha had quite an effect

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 19 Jan 2010 14:06

James B wrote:
Biradhers, I search this in kufr 'googly' search engine and bhat I phind.

I tried it and it is true.....
Amazing.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Jan 2010 14:10

Mullah James bakri , bhat a khoj joo habh done... shubhanallah !!! I urge the jirga to reward joo with Hila-Le-Bakistan phor exposing the kufr agenda against 400% bure bakistan and bakistanis ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Jan 2010 15:03

Baki , terrorists in uniform , sharing their pain after GUBO with Kerry Lugar ,,,Mashallah, next time joo will ask phor imborted vaseline ..

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 Jan 2010 16:10

^^ But bhy are some of the crore kamander already in "jannat ke haseen sapne" ishtate bith klosed eyej ? Are they tering to be sleeping with the anemy ?
and why aanlee phew have pani ka botal. Aar rest aaf them karrying their own Lota ?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 19 Jan 2010 19:03

Mosht impotently bhy phor is the photu of kafir-e-azam displayed prominently? Ijn't it a disgrace to the 400% pious TSPA corpse?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Jan 2010 22:44

I dekho that our bakistani tall,fair and tight musharraf kirkit blayers like Afridi have declined to blay in the evil yindoo premier laegue. They were offered a million dollars but allah willing, our tight musharraf boys snubbed the offer to save the honour and dignity of bakistan.Our poys said" Unless Kashmir issue is resolved, we will boycott evil yindoo premier league". i urge the jirga to gibh GUBO-E-Echandee award to our kirkit blayers .72 goats to the baki kirkit blayers.Salam !!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Jan 2010 00:36

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quote="Dilbu"]Mosht impotently bhy phor is the photu of kafir-e-azam displayed prominently? Ijn't it a disgrace to the 400% pious TSPA corpse?

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kAffir-e Azam Djinnah iz bleshing da jirga-e jernailz both Chota Peg and good Italian Prosciutto Ham.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Jan 2010 03:19

Pefore IPL neelami: Allaw ke naam par rakh le baba

During IPL neelami:
Bick me !!!! Bick me!! dekho my phair, taait musharaf!! dekho my halaal my green wrist-pand !

Aphturr IPL neelami: Theej SDREs are racist.. Aai makes my own leeg. Come birathur, let us search phor blayers

Aai phounf bun. Must naat let him eskabe.

OOh..Shahid..that phelt gooood

Ooops, saaree..maai mishtake. Smells really pad though

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 20 Jan 2010 08:48

Ricshaw in Nowshera

Modern painting artifact from the puritants

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Jan 2010 09:43

Bakis are right, their Musharraf burn Bright.

Mi yeh soch kar IPL me gya tha, Ki, Salwar pakar ke bitha legge mujhko,
Annouce hoga jub naam mera, Indoo Maalik bullaaa lenge mujhko
Magar, na kisne ne poocha, na kisne bulaya , na salwae pakri, na P se Pepsi pilaya
Abdul Aahista Ahsita, Lahore wapis ayya,
Wahan tak ke Kushboo se juddha ho gya , lo Juddha ho gya ,wo juddha ho gya....yeh kiya ho gya.

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 20 Jan 2010 10:02

Du tu accute shartage of all thinghs in pure land.......Mullas frm LMU haveb cum up with latesj tech-nalagy. They haveb invented the tech-nalagy to print shingle bassbort for multiple rakit mards..biss to notij....

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 20 Jan 2010 17:28

Continuing running commentry from TSP thread..

Bakistani's are humiliated when no one posts in BENIS thread for hours together. Ij pakistan so gone and past (gaya aur Guzra) country that nothing great happens in so many hours.

James B · Post by **James B** » 20 Jan 2010 17:49

Lalmullah taking out hij kushpoo on a date (bliss to see trademark red mark on kushpoo indicating it pelongs to Lalmullah and no one elje)

See-near mullah teaching how to GUBO to nanha as other nanha mujahids watch by.

Mr. Bakistan - the pody puilder

er..bhat ij thij?? New GUBO bojition?

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 20 Jan 2010 21:42

Diyar mullah end wanabe mullahs
Ass ju no eye am rekovering fram dhunai-e-baki eye gat from hand af muchad sardar at wagah barder. detail af my travels can be phound on brober dhaga in archive cave. Yesterdin eye was elated end lightly moderated to find that our prave kirketers have manaaged to shun kufr IPL, where player were neelamed as if they were houris in da bazar of timoktu. The said NO............ Bakistani mards will nat be akshuned by IPL in this way. Our kirketers asked to paid in gold dinars as per rekomended by Jahil hamid. IPL das nat have such real many and they wanted to lure world chamions with Kagji mony printeed by YYY kanspiracy.
Salam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Jan 2010 22:06

James B wrote:L

Mr. Bakistan - the pody puilder

img http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/596/picture3wi.png img

Pleej to pay attenshun on haaths. Mujahid ij disblaying 140 bercent halaal phisting poje.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 20 Jan 2010 23:13

Yankkee yenduu kanjpiracy to humiliate the unhumiliatable

Krass bost

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Indian Defence Minister AK Antony with his visiting American counterpart Robert Gates

Notice the background picture

Edited to fix link

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archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2010 00:27

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rsing ji pindi waale,
bhere ij the JuArEl? those khamosh dots in the middle oph it are like drobbings of my khushpoo, good phor nothing. bliss to pe finding the korrekt JuArEl and bost it in the halal manner.

Ubdate: i search phor neirajuddin and phound the bost, hiyar ij the brober JuArEl.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 21 Jan 2010 00:35

Hiyar ij the bicchar aphter imag-e-resije on kufr tinypic.

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Jan 2010 00:37

Bhyphor Mr. Darwaza congratulating Mr. Yindoo God on an event that habbened 38 saal ago?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Jan 2010 01:18

Pismillah !!! i dekho dat yindian ministers have kept the picture taken bhen our tfta jarnail gave them his autograph 38 years ago ....i socho why does bakistan not broduce such jarnails any more ...next time bhen a baki jarnail give his autograph in such grand style, he must charge 72 million baki dinars ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Jan 2010 01:59

Koopher yindoos lining up phor autograph oph martial bak fauji jernail.

And then Jernail imbose on the losing yindoos baki tax to pheed 90,000 bak fauj soldiers for several months.

W/a salam

AnantD · Post by **AnantD** » 21 Jan 2010 02:41

^^

And then the Pak fauj ate 10 times as much as Kufr Yindoos and brought Yindia to its knees with food shortage. Then they got rehem and hijacked our trains and bhent back to Bakistaaan! lesson learnt for India to ask for Martial Baki Jernails autoograaaph!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Jan 2010 02:52

Kuffar iz Mishter Darwaza brotecting Jernail Na Na Jee 's phace phrom bublik biew.

Baki Fauj Ke phuture ka Khyal dill me ayya hai
Izzi liye Gate ne aisa bicture Khitchwaya hai .

PS Moojahid kan reblace Jernai Naa Jee Naajee Nakhrewala bith Kia Nahi Kya Nahi 's Nuth auction in Pubblick.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Jan 2010 08:55

archan wrote:Bhyphor Mr. Darwaza congratulating Mr. Yindoo God on an event that habbened 38 saal ago?

Archanullah sa'ab, ju are mishtaken. That ij naat Mr. Darwaja. It ij Janab Phathak.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Jan 2010 09:04

There haj been a grave emergenjy develobment !!!

Yindia daleet and shoodar sbies who ujed to give secret injide inphormation, now are refujing to cooberate with us.

They say that we are more untouchable than they are and refuje to select any blayers phor IPL.