Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 18 Feb 2010 18:59

bakistan already has Rakitmard , Jakitmard and adds one more variety. Bliss to coin the abbrobriate term for this mard

Hawai-mard??

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Feb 2010 20:31

जय ड्रोन पाकी के बाप ,
तुम हरो पापी के पाप |
जब भी तुम आसमान में आते ,
कुछ पापी दुनिया से जाते ||

तुम से भी है एक चूक होती ,
तुम्हारी नज़र काश रावलपिंडी पे होती |
वहां रहता है आस्तीन का सांप ,
उसके गले का ले लो नाप ||

पाशा को नहीं तुमने फांसा ,
कियानी की ना बनाई बिरयानी |
तुम्हारी कृपा का मारा गिलानी,
जहन्नुम में बुलाती उसकी नानी ||

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 18 Feb 2010 21:05

Silhouette of a JayEff17 Bandaar seen over skies of Kraachi..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Feb 2010 23:33

durgesh wrote:

जय ड्रोन पाकी के बाप ,
तुम हरो पापी के पाप |
जब भी तुम आसमान में आते ,
कुछ पापी दुनिया से जाते ||

तुम से भी है एक चूक होती ,
तुम्हारी नज़र काश रावलपिंडी पे होती |
वहां रहता है आस्तीन का सांप ,
उसके गले का ले लो नाप ||

पाशा को नहीं तुमने फांसा ,
कियानी की ना बनाई बिरयानी |
तुम्हारी कृपा का मारा गिलानी,
जहन्नुम में बुलाती उसकी नानी ||

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Feb 2010 23:57

Dear IED-Atar

I have a kamplex pooch

50 Pakistanis commit soosai

and

50 killed in Pakistan soosai attacks

The end rejalt is the same, i.e that much more oxygen saved
My pooch is bhwy do Yindoos ingore the first scenario and celebrate( often to the displeasure of the pseudo-intellectual wine sippers) the second scenario?

archan · Post by **archan** » 19 Feb 2010 03:27

Suphanallah durgeshullah!

See LMU ij overflowing with talent!

pratik · Post by **pratik** » 19 Feb 2010 04:51

bakistan already has Rakitmard , Jakitmard and adds one more variety. Bliss to coin the abbrobriate term for this mard

Two proposals from my end....

As they love goats, i will say Goati-maard
As they have some kind of unique smell from their body, i will say another name is... Smelly-maard

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On the side note; This is one of my favourite thread of this forum. Eventhough, sometimes i struggle understanding some words

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Feb 2010 06:08

durgesh wrote:bakistan already has Rakitmard , Jakitmard and adds one more variety. Bliss to coin the abbrobriate term for this mard

he eej rakit mard refeuling for his next sartie, pliss to be observing the minar-e-nozzle, peehind Da Rakit mard mussarr.....err
feul tanki cap.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 19 Feb 2010 11:04

Link

Saari umar hum ghutno ke bal jhuk jhuk ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jannat jaane do jaane do
Saari umar hum ghutno ke bal jhuk jhuk ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein khushboo ko choone do
Na na na ..Na na na..

Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another chance i wanna blow up once again

Kandho ko mulla aur hafiz ke bojh ne jhukaya
Jhukna to hume khud papa ne sikhaya
Jyaada marks laaoge aur paas hoge to phir se chhadi
Jhuk jhuk kar pada hatheli par chaala
Vaselieen ne poora poora bachpan jalaa daala

Bachpan to gaya jawani bhi gayi
Ek pal toh ab humein jeehard karne do
Bachpan to gaya jawani bhi gayi
Ab toh humein 72 ke paas jaane do

Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another chance i wanna go up in flames once again

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Feb 2010 17:22

Family life, paki ishtyle in kave kamplex number 202.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Feb 2010 20:11

पेश-ए-खिदमत है,
स्वात की कहानी |
कियानी की जुबानी||

नाम है मेरा परवेज़ कियानी |
मुफ्त में मैंने कभी दिया नहीं ||

तालिबान से जब मैंने शांति समझौता किया |
कमबख्त अमरीका ने, तब मेरा गुबो किया ||

हिन्दुस्तानी ब्रिगेडीअर ने मुझे खुला पत्र लिखा |
पुरे पाकिस्तान को, मेरा भूरा पैंट दिखा ||

लाज बचाने तब मै स्वात गया |
मेरा टैंक जला, तालिब भाग गया ||

अल जरार तो धू धू करते जलते देखा |
अपनी चुश्त मुशर्रफी फ़ौज को पीछे हटते देखा ||

अपनी फ़ौज की ऐसी हालत देख मै मुस्काया |
मेरी फ़ौज ने दशकों पुरानी समर्पण की परंपरा को निभाया ||

हम पाकी लोग युद्ध नहीं, युद्ध का हुंकार भरते हैं |
निर्दोष निहत्थों पे , बुर्के के अन्दर से वार करते हैं ||

स्वात में बुर्का भी फ़ौज के काम ना आया |
फ़ौज का गिरता मनोबल देख मै घबराया ||

दूरभाष यन्त्र से गिलानी को हड़काया |
आनन फानन स्वात में विजय घोषित करवाया ||

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 19 Feb 2010 21:37

^^
waah jee waah

VinodTK · Post by **VinodTK** » 20 Feb 2010 02:50

95 percent of Pak truckers ‘indulge in sex with `boy helpers’

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Feb 2010 03:29

Thij playing with nanha moojahids seems to be the national passtime oph great natun paakitshaitan

archan · Post by **archan** » 20 Feb 2010 04:36

VinodTK wrote:95 percent of Pak truckers ‘indulge in sex with `boy helpers’

I am sharm se pani pani. Hu are the remaining 5% hu don't know bhat ij the true bakistani thing to do? bliss to pring them in qataar in my cave comblex. Durgeshullah, bhere ij my last order oph the mighty 'v'?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 20 Feb 2010 09:55

Have a dekho at this bill maheruddins jootupe bedio

haram yaa halal?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 20 Feb 2010 14:19

Archan mullah , joor last aarder of the "V" has peen added ....

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 20 Feb 2010 14:52

A tribute to Benazeer Bhutto from President Zardari :

मै हूँ पाकी राष्ट्रपति अल दस प्रतिशत |
रोज़ बेनजीर को करता प्रणाम मै शत शत ||

हे प्रिये , तुम अगर पाकिस्तान वापस ना आती |
शून्य धमाके में तुम जहनूम ना जाती ||

मुझे कभी नहीं मिलती राष्ट्रपति की गद्दी |
मै आजीवन यूँ ही बना रहता फिसड्डी ||

तुम्हारी याद में मै हर साल बेनजीर दिवस मनाऊँगा |
गरीबों में मुफ्त आटा ,चावल और कम्बल बटवाउनगा ||

मुझे माफ़ करना हे प्रिये , इस नाजुक मौके पर भी |
अपनी आदत अनुसार , मै दस प्रतिशत खावूँगा ||

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 20 Feb 2010 18:26

burur jirga please to see this
haraam fotu of nikson's note (in his own handriting) to his aides: "to all hands dont squeeze yahya at this time" - yahya!! what sart of langwage is that?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pimu/22976 ... 541763492/

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Feb 2010 19:11

OMFG

OMFG

Dekho the agiletee..
Dekho the understanding
Dekho the poonch

JF-17 Thundaar Bandaar berphorming jaaint manoovers bith a new tap secret Baki aircrapht carreer

B.S. phor Mullah Ga-Gana: Blijj to drink halaal zam zam cola onlee. Caphee ij haraam

archan · Post by **archan** » 20 Feb 2010 21:07

^^

Durgeshullah, loved your kavita again (no bun intended).

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 20 Feb 2010 21:12

Spot the RAA Agint..

Ij it Wasim Akram? OR ij it sukhwinder chinnaswamy ganguly, hain ji?

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 20 Feb 2010 21:55

Dekho! JF-17 Bandar showing it's fueling capability

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 20 Feb 2010 22:18

jamwal wrote:

Bhatphor is this chain between the bandar and khuspoo. Hu ij in charge hiyar? And hu is out charge?
Ij the chain in the handz of some third sheh? Some Djinn?. Or RAA linkage hiyar?
Kanphuzed

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Feb 2010 22:48

Baandar is landing on aircrapht career. the chain ij to stap it phrom ober shooting the deck oph aircrapht career.. zimple onlee. Bhut RAW hand juu baranoid praib imagines?

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 20 Feb 2010 22:56

Bandar is using CATOBAR not chain to land on the aircrapht career

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 20 Feb 2010 23:16

for all joo kafirs who think thandaar bandar cant do dog phytt...dekho hiyar...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Feb 2010 23:45

Birathers

Bliss thoda taras khao on this mullah

I love animals ( except the 2 legged Paki kind) and can't bear to see cruelty meted out on them

Bliss

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 21 Feb 2010 00:12

Bhat are kufr SDRE RAW agints doing in the packground.
I zee YYY kanspiracy

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 21 Feb 2010 00:33

AoA (naat to be confujed with Angle of attack)!!!

Yindu's keep complain about plastic explosives RDX, C4 from Bakistan found in Mumbai, Pune, Dilli and they have no plastic in them. But Bakistan now discovers most dangerous explosive from Yindia: Polypropylene. This ij plastic!!

Plijj to kaament.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Feb 2010 01:40

Mulla Drakulla,

Thandar-Bandar ij naat dog phyting. They are trying to make lob.

That ij phrench kich, bakistani ishtyle.

salam

Gaganulla

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 21 Feb 2010 21:17

kufr-wiki-peda wrote:On the global market, Denmark has a well developed system of human sperm export. This success mainly comes from the reputation of Danish sperm donors for being of high quality[5] and, in contrast with the law in the other Nordic countries, gives donors the choice of being either anonymous or non-anonymous to the receiving couple.[5] Furthermore, Nordic sperm donors tend to be tall and highly educated[6] and have altruistic motives for their donations,[6] partly due to the relatively low monetary compensation in Nordic countries. More than 50 countries worldwide are importers of Danish sperm, including Paraguay, Canada, Kenya, and Hong Kong.[5] However, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) of the US has banned import of any sperm, motivated by a risk of mad cow disease, although such a risk is insignificant, since artificial insemination is very different from the route of transmission of mad cow disease.[7] The prevalence of mad cow disease is one in a million, probably less for donors. If prevalence was the case, the infectious proteins would then have to cross the blood-testis barrier to make transmission possible.[7] Transmission of the disease by an insemination is approximately equal to the risk of getting killed by lightning.[8]

Great Britain, on the other hand, as well as Sweden, has a sperm shortage, due to a ban of anonymous sperm donation.

Bhy phor Islamukk Repubic of Pakistan not on the donor list ? Suarly, all the babes will be twisting their ovaries to receive sberm donations from all the tall, fair and tight arsed wannabe arab camel jockeys ??

Sbeaking oph sberm, I waj reminded oph the pukkakey exberiments conducted pie Lal Brofessar on the hijab wearing ayeshas oph the nava mujahids. Where ij he ?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 21 Feb 2010 22:01

btw i m in deep soch on how would a Baki Sberm luk like?
Doej it have a suicide vest or a RPG?
Doej it wiggle like a predator's tail or kushboo's udder?
Doej it run faster than a hellfire or faster than NLI in kargill.
so many poonchs so few jawabs..

Can we have a LMU Baki sberm dejign contest to ansswer theje qweschuns?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Feb 2010 04:51

Can we hab a Ispeerm bank in every bakistani city?

I am knowing that great city oph La-whore haj one isperm pank Heera mandi branch, where every one depojits their savings religiously. Aljo nanha moojahids are broviding micro-banking servijes quite a laat phrom last phifty yearj.

Bakistani Eco-no-my ij going to go pallistic soon

Salam

Gaganulla.

Pee Ass: Pe careful to naat allow el brejident jardari to open an account. He will decreaje brofits by 10%

sarvadharam · Post by **sarvadharam** » 22 Feb 2010 12:09

Tu Sala Kam Se gaya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftRkKuVDPA

Holi Mubarak to Bakistanis

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 22 Feb 2010 12:26

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Feb 2010 14:14

sarvadharam wrote:Tu Sala Kam Se gaya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftRkKuVDPA

Holi Mubarak to Bakistanis

Nirahu for PM

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 22 Feb 2010 23:09

Bliss to isshoo a halaal fartwa

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Feb 2010 23:19

sarvadharam wrote:Tu Sala Kam Se gaya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftRkKuVDPA

Holi Mubarak to Bakistanis

Phor more visibility

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 23 Feb 2010 21:32

mullahos see thij

This ij the phrst phlight af the adbanced technolagy demanstrator af aur stealth plane called IND FA
(thoje kapfirs stole aur PAK and ujed in naming their pilane aj PAK FA

we bill du tit far tat

)
we habe ujed adbanced ram coating and campojites
aur stealth pilane can hit targets bhich it haj hit earlier but came back
ju can also see internal weapons bay,
phar more infarmasion and bicchar analysis go to deaf-dumb gadha forum

some bestern cujtomers are also interested in buying it, aj seen watching fram the back , it bill be aur most impartant faren sale,
alrady tested and in flying condision