Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

sumshyam · Post by **sumshyam** » 27 Feb 2010 22:41

Birather..sory...if reposting..!

but every one gat to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t1QTriJ4EU

bhat a taak of heroism and desbarate dedication....enshah allah....nuclear bomb banaya...american help se....and sapno main equotions dekhe....!

just waw...!

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 28 Feb 2010 04:28

Sriman wrote:
archan wrote: Kafir! true bakis always pehind
Yes. Repeat aphter me. "Wimmens for children,baayz for pleasure and goats for unbridled ecstacy"

Markhor -- national animal of bakis- this egsplanes the beehavoyeur onlee.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 28 Feb 2010 07:06

I just phound thij halal bicchar ejukating nanha mujahids about khuspoo.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Feb 2010 07:49

No Burkini !!

its Pa-kuffar.

Muns · Post by **Muns** » 28 Feb 2010 21:18

Sherry Rehman Smoking Scandal :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGkSgNBk_nQ

Nawt be Consherned...Dis is breparation for Oprashun Djinn Schmoke an Mirrors yinphormation yattack on Kufr....

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 01 Mar 2010 03:02

sumshyam wrote:Birather..sory...if reposting..!

but every one gat to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t1QTriJ4EU

bhat a taak of heroism and desbarate dedication....enshah allah....nuclear bomb banaya...american help se....and sapno main equotions dekhe....!

just waw...!

Here is a hilarious parody on him...there are more in "related videos"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGQpv6Frpe4

archan · Post by **archan** » 01 Mar 2010 07:14

Gagan wrote:The sad news is that savitabhabhi is now a paid site. Just when it was getting un-banned.

Does that mean that pakis will need phoren exchange to access it? they don't got any.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 01 Mar 2010 13:17

How did the nanha Mujahid miss the name on the stick of the Pak player?

Blatant match fixing.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Mar 2010 19:13

Tod dey Pakistan (तोड़ दे पाकिस्तान) cy-kill competition
Wurld phamus cykil competition pegins in Piss-a-war todin.
Total prije money, 1200 Pakistani rupeej, one transistor and one goat.

Team phrom WAPDA taking part.

Bakistan Railwayj team getting ready to start:

Sui gas team:

Pak fauj team:

Grope bhoto pefore the race pegins:

Salam
Jeeve Jeeve Bakistan

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Mar 2010 19:28

This oont for the pright mujahid who broves that Bakistan scored a grate tactical victaree ober eveil Yindoo hockey team yesterdin

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Mar 2010 19:39

Hump,
Are thoje real hain ji? Eye am thinking that kamel underwent blastic surgery.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Mar 2010 20:35

real or naat. How doej it mattur ? hain jii?? a poop (unknown origins) in haaath ij worth 2 poops (oph known origins) in somepody else hands

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Mar 2010 20:45

Eye am aljo naat understanding why that camel ij wearing singil piss pathing soot, and natt two piss pathing soot. What doej she think hain? 100 stribes to that kamel phor inciting the peeliving bakistanis away phrom the path oph jeehard.

This camel is suarly sent heiyar py dajjal aphter blastic surgery to take away the deen and iman oph bakistani abduls.

I mean haw ophten do ju see kamil sunbathing in the middle oph sand with pig pig poops wearing a singil piss pathing soot hain ji?

It ij a cons-pee-racy py RAW-CIA-Mossad onlee.

salam.

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Mar 2010 07:34

Mullah ZAm zam wale me want to pehanao my khuspoo similar lacy stuff bhere did joo buy such eggjotic stuff phol joor oonth ?

Poochingly
Mullah negiuddin

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Mar 2010 11:04

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/dp ... 26_6296237

Bakistanij arrejted in mojambique

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 02 Mar 2010 13:33

mullah anujanullah ,thij thread ij to dijcuz baki good newj onlee,.
dont dare to bost rona dhona further
and ju habe sbreaded the rabe newj af aur beloved goat(shown pelow), dont ju have any mercy for goats ??

this ij how ju shud pehave with goats ,shown by 2 bestern mujahids ,,,,,
http://noolmusic.com/comedy_central_vid ... rategy.php

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 02 Mar 2010 14:45

I soch that the camel underwent aagment-e-shn surjary aj one such implant saved life of a wimmin in the Yemrika.
JuArell Click hiyar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 02 Mar 2010 19:09

Ooo Eye see.
Suarly kamil waj afraid that abduls in bakistan are very jelous theej dayj and some abduls indulge in AK-phyrr and RPG-phyrr.

So kamil waaj putting on pullet broof vests phor its own brotection.

But thij noo dejine oph pullet broof vest ij very confoojing onlee. Naat that eye don't like it. It ij just that some abduls might mistake it phor singil piss pathing soot and then they will all want to pe friends with kamil.

salam

saravanan · Post by **saravanan** » 03 Mar 2010 11:29

AoA birathers,

Pleej to see bojitiv effect oph avar sup-e-rear khalchar on rest oph the world ....

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/ ... s/ufi9zj11

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 04 Mar 2010 00:34

A-monkey-Ayesha (credit to a certain major)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Mar 2010 02:40

Sriman wrote:A-monkey-Ayesha (credit to a certain major)

Thiz kwaliphy to bee putt on Baki Phlag, standard beareder of Baki Armmie.

Kushboo kaare kiya janne , Mujhee koooo Ishara
Couzin ghar me grown, ja kar uska kaa Kabara
Retarded, Fuddu Baki, Machaye kahe Shore
Dam banege Challis,ouurr tuu hamri Whore!!

pran · Post by **pran** » 04 Mar 2010 04:22

Sriman wrote:A-monkey-Ayesha (credit to a certain major)

Who: Thij ij a fliendly gipht to our fliend WhatNot. We are youl tarrel and deepel fliend.
WhatNot: We hab debloyed Thandarr Bandarr on Ayesha(GOAT) to phight india on our weztern border. We hab added pindigenous technologee to identify RAA agints.
P.S: Uncle who , Pleez include green paint with take out order.

AnimeshP · Post by **AnimeshP** » 04 Mar 2010 06:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3EgdkbUUuI

Wake up Pakistan Islamabad Chapter. An Earth Shaking lecture by Zaid Hamid, A lecture which made Zionists stunned that what happened to youth of PAKISTAN.

I thought of putting this video in the TSP thread but figured this guy is way too funny to be taken seriously ..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Mar 2010 16:59

AoA. I hab Khush Khabar, merey bacchon! Our shinetishts hab spent raat and din and dishcovered the mijjing link between paki people and Swedish / Germain people. Thij piroves we are equal to Europe than the short dark chawal eaters on our eashtern borders. I am berry berry khush to prejent the mijjing link:

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 04 Mar 2010 21:57

ooooooooo that ij jinnu ajam, at hij jawaani

,
sure he waj zhe missing link petween aur desolate dayj in yindia and bresent .
he changed zhe kismat, re-turning to zhe ancient homeland af indus be lepht thouzands af years ago, and yeating all bakri products bakistani beoble are broud af yeating .

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Mar 2010 23:02

Ij that Maula Jatt or Noori Matt?

Eye alwayj knew their waaj something spessal about thij gay. Naw eye knows.

Aljo he looks a leetil bit like Ass-trix oph Phrance. Did anyone notis that relashunship with Jernail Kiyanahi? Ass-trix = = Ass-phak?

Hain Hain?

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Mar 2010 07:24

Diyar Aditur Janab,
Eye bring happy tidings,

the bious oph Bakistan hape diskovered extremely new phenomeena
"Baki Rupiss(goberight Hakeem Shiv) downhill sking"
since bichor ispeak 10000000 word pliss to be dekho

even jammat-e-LMU supports this with open mouth( istink alert)

AoA yand Salam
NSN (every where)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Mar 2010 09:00

What ij bolis chacha doing? Do bolis chachas aljo ijjue phatwa and stribes?

Aljo to nanha moojahids. Bleaje to note the karrech takneeki oph rear guarding by covering up your musharraf.

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Mar 2010 09:21

^^^^^
AOA
this bichor reminds me oph

"Kala Dupatta mussarraf ka"

arj kiya hai

Dupatta kala mussarraf ka
Lipat kar tujh se rehta hai
Meri pyaasi nigaahon par
hameshaa hansta rehta hai

Kabhi udtaa hawaaon main
Simatta teri mussarraf main
Kabhi mussarraf pe bekaaboo
Sirakta firta rehta hai

Kabhi kaleen ban jaata
Kabhi godi main sota hai
Tere mussarraf ko sehlaata
Satata mujhko rehta hai

Isse mussarraf na charhao tum
Dupatta hai meraa dushman
Hamaare darmiyaan har dam
Kyon yeh besharm rehta hai

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Mar 2010 10:09

Hakim AarPaartapuddin,

Yeah Jew chilaman hai , dooshman hai hamari.
Kitni sharmeeli , Paki Mushhraraf hai tumhari.
Kaise deedar Ashiq tumhara karre
Peachy Musharraf ka kaise najara karre.
Yeh dupatta Musharraf se sarakne lagga
Amritraj ka dill phir drakne lagga ,
Paki pharkne lagga , hai......lagga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQPCNiQr1c

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Mar 2010 10:26

Prem wrote: Yeh dupatta Musharraf se sarakne lagga
Amritraj ka dill phir drakne lagga ,
Paki pharkne lagga , hai......lagga

wah! wah! suhaanalla! aap ki khidmat mei pesh hai

kaisa sama hai khuma hai
thoda dhuan sa yahaan hai
jaise koi khwaaab sa
behki koi raah ka
bikhre hue kuchh anjaane se
mussarraf ke pharkne ka
kala dupatta ke sarkane ka
nazaara hogi gazab ki
nazaara hogi gazab ki

Salam.

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Mar 2010 12:41

NSN(Isbecial report desk) There has been unkonfermed/rumers report oph LMU
transport lab developing new takneeki, since 400 saal ago. A prave NSN
korrospondent set out to set da matter right.

Eet was diskovered dat LMU Tranpoort Lab have indeed developed yand
testing a new takneeki in kave numper 420. Pliss to see peelow to kelear
da matter

"Djinn takneeki eej ujed to make da trucks to lie on da sides and saman eej loaded unloaded without the uje oph any infedel kranes.
Reberse Dijnn takneeki eej ujed to make da truck
upright." Grand Mullah LM klariphyied to astounded NSN korroponent.

Grand Ayotollah N^3 phurder klariphyied through Djinn phone from Gobi Desert,
dat de department eej konrently in developing a new Djin Takneeki which will enable
less bious and those who do not bath on Fridins to use, which will make eet available
deep yand wide.

Mulla Dilbula has already readied a new istamp phor Patent applikashun.
Mulla Nayak has assured NSN dat his department has deeply analized all
the aspect oph da project inkluding istastitik provided by Mulla MM, and deklared the
Takneeki absolutely safe.

NSN

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 05 Mar 2010 16:49

Queshun. Bliss to answer.

Glassik license manager brablem!
Ip soosai pamber take 10 innojent victims with him, do all 10 victims get 72 each or is it round-robin with 72 only?

niran · Post by **niran** » 05 Mar 2010 17:07

Neela wrote:Queshun. Bliss to answer.

Glassik license manager brablem!
Ip soosai pamber take 10 innojent victims with him, do all 10 victims get 72 each or is it round-robin with 72 only?

dere are no inojent victims, iph inojent then dey cannot be hallaled.
derephore onlee pomber gets 72+28.
salam

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 05 Mar 2010 18:09

ajay pratap wrote:
Neela wrote:Queshun. Bliss to answer.

Glassik license manager brablem!
Ip soosai pamber take 10 innojent victims with him, do all 10 victims get 72 each or is it round-robin with 72 only?
dere are no inojent victims, iph inojent then dey cannot be hallaled.
derephore onlee pomber gets 72+28.
salam

ajay pratap, bliss xcuse mishtake! All is ordained by allah. Indeed , they cannot be hallaled iph inojent.

Is 28 Ramadan bonus?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 Mar 2010 19:07

^^ Ijn't it haraam to take abay aappurtunity phraam other 10 would be Jehaardees to be puture soosai boomer and get their share aaf 72.
Nau bhat are they going to be doing in jannat with no hoori or chikna boy. It ij like being back to Pacistan forever.
Shud naat the soosai boomer be deducted aaf 10-15 hooris phaar this haraam mishtake. After all RIP ij a equal aappurtunity pardner.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Mar 2010 20:53

Bolis assisted raakit mard launch. Notije the face mask in bolis chacha to brotect against toxic launch gasses.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Mar 2010 22:42

All dhoze Kupphar in aaaw oph 72 and 28 , bleeze tu repher tu da Brophet Djinnah 1947,chapter Rathole . It waz overhurd by Mini Zia and Wide Musharraf bhen Djeenah waz readying to insphect hiz rearward in the kloud. Djeenah was tolding hiz litter dhat shpecial brovision is made phor Pacquiman in haaben. Bith Every Hoor and Gillaman come robotik Amritraj and all the vasleen shops arr run by YYY. it waz pretold dhat taim will cum bhen OOmah will be known by da men hu will have da mark of PVM on da phorehead.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Mar 2010 23:35

Iz the Bakisatani assking the gora mard phor Khushpoo's haath ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Mar 2010 23:39

That ij Air Phyrr Marshal Chuck Yeager starring in the movie " The Bakr that chewed my Baals"