Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

[Mahendra]

Some people make joke(secretly) about our robot program, Mostly Raw agents. I posting this in reply to all who make secretly fun of our indigenius effort. Please to watch the inducshion of the phirst robot in our army. I got tears in my eyes with lot emotion after seeing this.

Thij ij cheeni fake dublicate robot you kuffar!!

Where ij the part where it blows itself up?

Joo Ahmediya!

The ropot must attend madrassa phirst, aphter GUBO by unwashed Maulana it will be abal and willing to plow itself up without any prompting

[JwalaMukhi]

I obey oredr.
Also I agree bith the learned mullah in the video. Very vice man. I too think Shakeela is tha most pewwtiful woman on earth.

mujahid seerajudhullah,
Pliss wait until ju dekho the most pweetiful Bakistan's wimmens Sheren Mazari. The pweaty will make ju not to wait to meet the bromised 72 raisins. Ju bill be braying to become shaheed...

[Gagan]

Joo Ahmediya!

Lahore-via-kuwait!
Joo + Ahmediya !

Do-bull harrraaaaaam.

Maulana hadit no 420 saying " mulla must naat ujing two two pad and harraamm words together"

hadit no 420(b) saying "whenever mulla ujing two two pad and harrraamm words, he must donate one bakri and one ayesha to madarsa clojest to him. and himself broceed to hap a path with lipepoy sabun"

pleej comply

Salam

[AdityaM]

[quote="ArmenT"][quote="AdityaM"]spot da RAA ajint
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RAA Agint is obviously the chap in the red t-shirt. Even though he's posing as a Bakpaki, he ij clearly yindoo because he's bowing down being accustomed to praying in short places. Also bliss to note large 'D' on hij t-shirt, clearly showing he ij from Madhya Pradesh. Broof?? 'D' is in the middle of 'inDia'. Madhya Pradesh ij also in the middle of India. Clearly a RAA agint then.
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Berry good Mullah arman-ullah!
Many shabashi to you for spotting RAA ajint amongst marde-groppers.
Mullah Samay, ju phail in RAA 101! Bliss report to kave camplex phor de-briefing.
Ju habe phailed to natise the dhoti of the RAA ajint! hain ji, how kan ju miss dhoti falling apart?

[Samay]

I said that there are 2 RAA ajints

bliss carefully read my bost

[Vikas]

Krass Bosting phraam other Dhaaga.

Indian newspapers are yet to confirm they are referring to following story on Geo TV.

http://www.geo.tv/3-29-2010/61966.htm

Shukraan-e-wallah, another wink phraam Allah that He haj naat last all phaith in the phaithfool. Firstly bictory on Kaffir kapital of D.C (hah! They kan't speak eben karect angrezi. It should be C.D) by great Baki jernail No-Kia and nau Shabir ShoaibAkhtar malik to marry Sania Mirza.
No more shaart dress phar her and she ij to aanly play in plack Purkha (Naat aaf Dutt fame) and against Ladki pelayer (They kan bear shart dress and be like unkobered meat).
Who would have thunk that Malik could get such a biwi.
I tell ju, Becaj malik aaffered hij Maafi to Allah bhen he lost the T20 burld kup,Allah haj blessed him bith biwi. Bwe all shud ask far maafi from Allah to get biwi who aj the kafir movie menshuned ij "Out of our league"
Nau peat that ju SDRE..

[sreeji]

Plis to watch Our Baki nation helbed by 3 freinds to reach arrah.
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Also starring
led missail
Ropot e islami
Some girl also in bideo I dont understand. she also not vearing shuttle e cock. Also i not understand why Baki nation is called li'l Poop in bideo.

[Prem]

I said that there are 2 RAA ajints

bliss carefully read my bost

Then who iz wholding the shtick up in Khaan'z Musharraf?

[Vikas]

I said that there are 2 RAA ajints

bliss carefully read my bost

This ij the first. 2 RAA againt in one Bichchar. The puller of this bichchar must be abarded bith 1 goat and 2 raisins.

[Samay]

I said that there are 2 RAA ajints

bliss carefully read my bost

Then who iz wholding the shtick up in Khaan'z Musharraf?

Actually mullah prem-ud-daulah, I wanted to tell beoble abt thij but out af the fear af adminullahs ,who are very biased against bakis and use the 'T' word for bhatever they do, and use their ishtinger warning very obenly against jihardees .
I decided nat to tell about thij, but I think that since ju habe noticed it,,, I think it will be ok to bring it out in oben,...now,,see the bicchar once again

ju will see that only one hand af all bakis ij visible at a time in this bicchar.
you will nat see both the hands af any baki..(excebt the khan who ij holding hij bhone)

The reajon ij zimble , all af them, yes all af them, are holding the ishtick in the musharraf af each other ,yes this ij true, they do thij to ensure safety af mushy af each other in case the red-tshirt RAA ajint bums!!

This bicchar haj actually bakistani sbiritual feelings ,.

If ju really want to know what sbiritual feelings af baki are then vijit hajrat zaid hamid zam zama's bideo, esbecially the bideo af hij vijit to LMU..
bakistan pandabad

[Prem]

Braize da Lawd, so dhey arr naat all kuffar Indian Raa agints butt 400% halal Bakistani Paa ( Inserting in Panjabi) agints.

[Nayak]

Yindoo Bharati - Claiming to work on Fast breeder technology.
Islamukk Repubic of Bakistan - World leader in in-breeding technology.

Deeyar maulaners, bliss to exblain the differenje petween the two.

[Klaus]

Wimmens as mujahids and soosai pompers, hain ji?

Methinks that we should gibe sum injentives to the mohtermas who are carrying out such soosai mijjions? Bhat about 72 donkeys phor the mohterma if she is shaheedised?

[AdityaM]

Samay-udaullah,
ju are true baki! 100% EyeEssEye maal!
100 bakr and 1 toothpeeck to ju as nazrana for you as inaam!

[AdityaM]

Happy din for all baki djinns!
kuffirs of peeYarf are in sadma after YechNDee loss to beachy bottom Shoaib-al-matchfixi.

[SBajwa]

Wimmens as mujahids and soosai pompers, hain ji?

Simble kweschan!!! Do Mujahid Shaheed wimmen get 72 TFTA virgin abduls in Jannat or not?

[negi]

Onlee kuffr mards are bhirgin joo munaphique. There ij no such cheej aj bhirjin abdul.

[Prem]

Joo Koophar, diz iz one of da ghaib bowers but i bill tell joo a sekret, da bimmen gets phullfledzzed birgin Kaphirs bhich dhey haab albays sekeretly longed phor. Ashraph Arab gets to choos phurst , Taik a luuk at the bimmen in Gulf blessed bith Kuffa boyz.

[Prem]

Onlee kuffr mards are bhirgin joo munaphique. There ij no such cheej aj bhirjin abdul.

Berry berry troo in kase oph Pakistan, the kloze phamily memebrz guranatee no birgin abdull aphter da aig oph Dus saal.

[JwalaMukhi]

1. Yindoo Bharati - Claiming to work on Fast breeder technology.
2. Islamukk Repubic of Bakistan - World leader in in-breeding technology.
Deeyar maulaners, bliss to exblain the differenje petween the two.

1. pased on understanding of pig pang mechanism.
2. pased on understanding of goat bang mechanism.

[Prem]

http://blog.dawn.com/2010/03/30/denial- ... e-reality/
A Paakee Khatt in Yawn !!

Amir Khan Gubodoer says:
World, especially Indians who criticise Pakistan with every oppertunity, must be made to realize that Pakistan is another name of Islam and very antithesis to all the Kuffar practices. The love and honor for Prophet(PBUH) is the exclusive right of Pakistani people and if few kaffirs are hanged or killed for this cause , so be it. It is the humanity of Pakistani people that minority still exist and flourish safely in Pakistan even though their ,material, spiritual values equal to nothing more than cattle . They should not try to exert under the false influence of Jews, Hindus or Christian and malign the peaceful religion of Islam and the last Prohet of Allah. Islam stands for the brotherood and protect minority unlike non Belivers practicing falsehood

[Vikas]

Aus-bin-Lid found in Banaglore, Kerala by who else but our Paki Idiot watcher

Special Correspondent
Abu Dhabi—Diplomatic and media sources in the Gulf have traced the dispatch of Osama bin Laden’s recent audio statement to Indian city of Bangalore. According to a senior journalist the audio message of Osama bin Laden which was received last week by Al Jazeerah TV was sent via a courier from India. In his recent message Osama bin Laden had warned to kill American hostages if any of Al-Qaeda men was executed after summary trial by the U.S. court.

Area specialists confirm that at least one more such audio tape released in 2006 was also handed over to a courier in Hyderabad India who delivered it to contact in an Arab TV office in the Middle East.

Although no one is sure about the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden but some anti-terror experts have traced his last footprints and they say that he was last seen in India in the year 2003.

Area specialists also confirm that the last time places Osama had visited his two wives was in Hyderabad (India) and Bangalore making detour through Assam, Hyderabad and New Delhi.

Experts are confused as to how in 2003 when he was most wanted man of the world he could visit India without the blessings of the Indian government and Indian Intelligence RAW.

It is important to note that in 2003 Indian newspaper Hindu had reported presence of Osama in Indian-held Kashmir but the Indian General Deepak Kapoor had swiftly denied his presence there while some Western intelligence had confirmed his presence in South India in 2003.

It is believed that the visit must have been facilitated by Indian government/RAW and the decision to allow him at least one visit showed that India did not consider Osama bin Laden to be a threat to Indian interests.

Area watchers maintain that keeping in view the enhanced strategic relations between Indian and the United States and the American huge intelligence monitoring capabilities it was not possible that at least some of the American diplomats in New Delhi were unaware of the visit of Osama bin Laden to India and his meetings with his wives.

Anti-terror experts puzzled that instead of tracing him further from India, they keep making frivolous allegations of his presence in Pakistan. The fact of the matter is that India government and RAW are in a better position to throw light on his exit from India if any and his present location.

[Mr_Li]

Penazir Putto Sighted in Jannat

Penajir putto more Appy

Dance for the Skeleton (check left corner to check proof)

stomach excersize bphore wearing oph the seaside bomb on the femaile waist

When madrassa sent seaside female bombers they must do this extreme dance in phront of the skeleton

Q to all the mijlis members Y the kuffir Archannulla Aphter my butt?
N-E wayz i rather watch baki wommen dance then argue with super mullahs

i would like to start oph my own thriller story hiyar:

In Love of Goat
Ebisode 1:

Colonel Mushfaq was finished with the goat.
He regreted nod having brotection tonight

Ebisode 2: (will continue next week)

[archan]

La haul bila qubbat, bhat dins have come.
Beople leave red-e-meat out in the oben and then ask bhy the true peliever ij after the led musharraf.

[niran]

Q to all the mijlis members Y the kuffir Archannulla Aphter my butt?
N-E wayz i rather watch baki wommen dance then argue with super mullahs

AoA
komlade Li, eet but a tearu Baki Mard trait to run aphter Peachy poottoms,
yand jou are Nava phrom Cheen, which makes jou peachear pootoms.
send him 4 healthy laktating goats, or 20 Ayeshas or 40 krates oph Herps,
he will istop leching aphter jour putt.

Salam.

[negi]

Lahore-via-Kuwait peeing phlom cheena meanj joo ale eithel 'phoonk sundali' or 'choos li' , AlBaqr might habh got callied away .

[Karan Dixit]

haraam haraam haraam! bhy are jou beoble missbelling LaWhore? jou are the cream of bakistan. jou should know how to sbell LaWhore.

insallah! it iz good to see comlade Li. where is a good place for flied lice and polk? btw, do not tell the jirga that i asked apout polk. it is halaam.

[AjayKK]

Krass Bosting phraam other Dhaaga.

Indian newspapers are yet to confirm they are referring to following story on Geo TV.

http://www.geo.tv/3-29-2010/61966.htm

Shukraan-e-wallah, another wink phraam Allah that He haj naat last all phaith in the phaithfool. Firstly bictory on Kaffir kapital of D.C (hah! They kan't speak eben karect angrezi. It should be C.D) by great Baki jernail No-Kia and nau Shabir ShoaibAkhtar malik to marry Sania Mirza.

Nau peat that ju SDRE..

AoA Mulla V Rehaan, on Shoaib match fixer nikaahing Sania bibi, joo are sahi.
So pesh hai do labj in Lal topi Hamid istyle:

Shoaib ne Sania ko saraaha hai
Yeh zaroor Allah miya ka ishara hai,
Usne hi Mujahidon ko lalkara hai
Yeh Bu-lund Bakistan ka najaara hai,
Kya huva aaj hamare paas sirf Habib Khatara hai,
Kal toh Haideraaabad, baad mein Tamil nadu hamara hai
Luvv jeeehard hi hamara sahara hai

Put biratheron, i have a pooch.
Shoaib miyan says that he is bhirgin even going to the extent of denying pahela nikaah to Ayesha bibi Siddiqui
Then blij to tell ,what is he doing with Ayesha bibi Siddiqui's amma jaan, hain jee.
Is he stretching the phamous gaali to a new level?

IN HAPPIER TIMES: Shoaib Malik with Farisa Siddiqui at her Hyderabad home in 2005.

Cleek

[Klaus]

AoA Mulla V Rehaan, on Shoaib match fixer nikaahing Sania bibi, joo are sahi.
So pesh hai do labj in Lal topi Hamid istyle:

Shoaib ne Sania ko saraaha hai
Yeh zaroor Allah miya ka ishara hai,
Usne hi Mujahidon ko lalkara hai
Yeh Bu-lund Bakistan ka najaara hai,
Kya huva aaj hamare paas sirf Habib Khatara hai,
Kal toh Haideraaabad, baad mein Tamil nadu hamara hai
Luvv jeeehard hi hamara sahara hai

Put biratheron, i have a pooch.
Shoaib miyan says that he is bhirgin even going to the extent of denying pahela nikaah to Ayesha bibi Siddiqui
Then blij to tell ,what is he doing with Ayesha bibi Siddiqui's amma jaan, hain jee.
Is he stretching the phamous gaali to a new level?

[/quote]

Oh, diyar ejteemd mullah, how culd joo phurget that Sho-haib Malik had a past with the kufr yindoo ballywood mohterma calld Sayali Bhagat, hain ji? Iph I am naat mijtaken, thij mohterma ij also the winner of the haraam Mijj India contejt, so thij should make her double kufr and double haraam, dont joo think?

Our boor bride of Bakistan, Sho-haib Mallik haj been taken phor a ride by a hat-trick of 3 ebil mohtermas from yindia, the phirst one waj a kufr and the other two are juppojed to be oph the bure faith but I am sure that the majoritee of maulanas from lmu will dis-agree on thij.

3 ebil mohtermaj == 3 Y's conjpirajee onlee Jeeeeehaaard!

We must but together all the djinn phorces to wage jeeehard ubon thij ebil yindoo wimmens who are bolluting the mind of our bure baki blayer mards like Sho-haib.

Cleek

[jamwal]

Blijj to dekho at the bichars and tell bich bun ij halaal and bich bun ij haraam

[jamwal]

[jamwal]

New prand ampassador phaar ZamZam cola.

[Vikas]

Dear Kuwetta Shoora,
A kweshchun propped up during my late nite diskussion bith myself after smelling herps and reading the ejukulashanul pook ,"What happens after joo get a blow".
Fatwa say that I bill get 72 Waar-djinns if I signed up to wear soosai vest and do a Kaboom.
Nau once I exjaust thoje 72, do I get a new set of Waar-djinns aar am I stuck with the same nagging 72 phaar rest of Eternity like my third pife here.
Kan I exchange my 72 bith any other Mujahaid like we juse to do in rangeen dayj of LMU kalled Goat-swap.
Do I hab to be equi-lobable to aal of them aar kan I lub bun more than aather like I lub my kushboo more than my Aayesha.

Pls to Itla jaldi aj I hab pree trial aafer for a soosai belt and I am shoor to check if it burks.

[Gagan]

Blijj to dekho at the bichars and tell bich bun ij halaal and bich bun ij haraam

LaWhore-via-Kuwait!!!
Look look at thij bicchar karefooly.
Bhaat do joo see!

Plue car's ponnet ij open, aljo grey carj ponnet ij open.
Haw can beebul be so carelejj in bakistan hain? Someone will stole the enjinn iph ponnet ij open.

And aljo red kolor ij haraam. Rad car should pe gireen color. Gireen ij halaal.

Rest oph bicchar ij nothing great, only naarmal istreet biew oph bakistan - daily hustle and bustle onree

Salam

[niran]

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Pls to Itla jaldi aj I hab pree trial aafer for a soosai belt and I am shoor to check if it burks.

AoA,
Da haddith sayejs" 72+28 Hoors who always remain Vargins"
Now, take some more Herps and use Zam-Zam to wash it down
and dink hard, iph dey are to always remain Vargins, they can onlee
be remaing Vargins, and dey will always be Vargins, eye hope jou
get da drift, iph not den pliss to be ingesting more Herps and use
more Zam-Zam and dink harder.

Salam.

[James B]

Bakistanis welcome 'Sania Bhabhi' on Phacepook

Bakistani breviously welcomed Savita Bhabi and now they welcome Sania Bhabhi. bhat ij thij??. Bhy phor bakistani quam phalling head over heels phor kufr bharti wimmen??.

[JwalaMukhi]

Plue car's ponnet ij open, aljo grey carj ponnet ij open.
Haw can beebul be so carelejj in bakistan hain? Someone will stole the enjinn iph ponnet ij open.

And aljo red kolor ij haraam. Rad car should pe gireen color. Gireen ij halaal.

Rest oph bicchar ij nothing great, only naarmal istreet biew oph bakistan - daily hustle and bustle onree

Salam

Thij ij advanjed ejperiments in cross preeder teknalagy for imbrovemint of inpreeding mechanisms at tap seecrate lokashun area 72 near pindi. Thij ij the jawab phor yindian past preeder teknalagy. Maulana Gaganuallah ij a true plue eye yes eye agint missleading all kaffirs. Naarmal istreet?

jallaluddin maalakhi
Inbestigative jornalist phor expansion of sovirginity gap in bakistan,
phree lens agint phor SNS neuj service

[Ameet]

http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2010/04/02/to- ... t-to-shave

An event was to be held on the 30th of March 2010 at Hall 6 of Expo Center Karachi, to break India’s world record of most people shaving at the same time. The event was being sponsored by Gillette, a reputed shaving company, the event was advertised well & over 2000 people showed up at the venue on their own free will, voluntarily, to be part of the smooth shaving spree.

The Organizing committee started receiving threats a couple of days leading to the event by Maulana Fazl ur Rehman & his cronies who called upon them to shutdown or face the consequences. The Maulana is said to have threatened to send a truck load of Madaressah boys to take care of the world record attempt.

The lunch was serve to all the participants, After devouring the free lunch, the two hundred or so antagonists started moving towards washrooms, looking at the sudden mass movement going in one direction the volunteers tried to redirect the crowd and requested them to be seated.

After creating total chaos these gangs of pseudo mullahs started moving out but a few brave volunteers choose to stop them and in turn asked for police assistance. The police in turn reportedly asked a bribe of 5 million rupees which clearly turned out to be a deal breaker and not provided.

The Islamic Soldiers then came in with there own cameras, surveyed & recorded their victorious mess and called it a day. The police were later found to be scavenging the lunch boxes when sponsors & organizers came to take their unused stuff.

It was a sad representation on the preachings of Islam, peace and tolerance were superseded by hooliganism, anger and violence

The thing to be noted here that Major news channels (AAJ, Express & Dawn news) mobiles were standing outside for coverage & no one dared show this incident apart from a short 10-second clip by Dawn TV. While The News crew were seen sitting inside having refreshments catered to by the event organizers

[Prem]

[="James B"]Bakistanis welcome 'Sania Bhabhi' on Phacepook

LaHole Villa..
Saaniya Bhabi to Savita Bhab not dhat faar !!i

[Lilo]

Bliss to see bicchars and spot the raa agints .