Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 03 Apr 2010 09:03

^^^
why phor bichar of kufr cola on right and no bichar of zam zam cola?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Apr 2010 15:41

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Apr 2010 15:46

the Koorious case of Missing Prof Lalmullah imparting the Gilly-Squeeze maneuver training

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Apr 2010 15:47

Spat the RAA agint

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 04 Apr 2010 17:02

oh that waj easy, it is the third one

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 04 Apr 2010 17:03

now spat the raa ajint amongst goat-jirga

Tanaji · Post by **Tanaji** » 04 Apr 2010 21:25

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8602787.stm

Ij putting Cow in Ambulance halaal?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Apr 2010 21:36

Samay wrote:oh that waj easy, it is the third one

Haw did joo come to that conclujun hain ji?

Eye thought that the middle one ij a Raa agint.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Apr 2010 21:40

Tanaji wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8602787.stm

Ij putting Cow in Ambulance halaal?

LaWhore-via-Kuwait!!!

The cow waj put pehind the Am-Bull-Lance.

Cow being wimmen cow sould alwayj pe pehind mard bull - so thij ij halaal.

Instead oph susbending the daaktir, the mullas should reward him phor setting an eggjampal phor all beebul in bakistan. All wimmens sould pe follow mards from pehind

Salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Apr 2010 21:42

Tanaji wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8602787.stm

Ij putting Cow in Ambulance halaal?

Koophar semi Ahmediya

How dare you pooch stoopid kweschan?

In Bakistan ambalans is ujed only to carry pigs who get injured in the line of Jihad

PeeYEss

I just dekho Gaganullah's reply, he is a Shia heretic, worse than Koophar

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Apr 2010 23:31

Mahendra wrote:

Spat the RAA agint

MO Bi Qasim orr Khasra Khande Djinna ke 3 Bandars?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Apr 2010 02:37

I just discovered teetar has a musharraf!!

He claims 93% oph all beepuls in teetar phollow him and so he says he will use two IDs to tweet. When teetar objected, he gave himself bower to change teetar terms oph servije.

He then banned @nawaz and ignored @pakistanconstitujion and has started to moderately enlighten everyone!!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 Apr 2010 06:31

Samay wrote:now spat the raa ajint amongst goat-jirga

Aha! It ij the surprijed Nanha mujhahid from L&M dhaga in the packground who still doej naat know aaf Kartirage and Parrel.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Apr 2010 07:29

VikasRaina wrote:
Samay wrote:now spat the raa ajint amongst goat-jirga
[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua ... es/2009/3-]
Aha! It ij the surprijed Nanha mujhahid from L&M dhaga in the packground who still doej naat know aaf Kartirage and Parrel.

I kan see Sanny Deol ( nat Sunny Leone) bith peerd right in da middle.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 05 Apr 2010 07:42

fellow abduls,

leave jour khuspoos alone for a while and get out of your caves and form a jirga. i habh a bhery good nooj for jou all, meaning pad nooj for India.

look look pelow:

UK chilli is hotter than India's 'bhut jolokia'

http://www.hindustantimes.com/rssfeed/e ... 26218.aspx

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 05 Apr 2010 13:24

Bhy for this janaab having takleef with Bakistanis ?

Now hu will pass fatwa

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fyZ0YPepRcmZ

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Apr 2010 13:40

AjayKK wrote:Bhy for this janaab having takleef with Bakistanis ?

Now hu will pass fatwa

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fyZ0YPepRcmZ

He is Joo and blackwater agint

He can't stop us from ghazwa e behind

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 05 Apr 2010 13:42

Gagan wrote:
Samay wrote:oh that waj easy, it is the third one
Haw did joo come to that conclujun hain ji?
Eye thought that the middle one ij a Raa agint.

Diyar Nanha-Gagan,
Ju dant know bajics!
Leftist mullah haj clean-shaven head. Naw ask jourself a kwaschun - Are bak mullahs ever clean? Ij Shaving halal?

Left mullah is RAA ajint Pandit Ramchandar ganguly Iyer.
Hij hidden chotti ij the dead gibe away!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Apr 2010 13:52

^
Stoopid Quadiani

The middle mullah is RAA agint

Bliss note he is the only mullah with hand not brotecting mijjile

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 05 Apr 2010 14:17

Several blasts near US consulate in Peshawar (this is separate from the rally bombing -- toll has gone up to 25). Gunshots and gunfights are continuing.

Bhutto Shahadat din - April 4- peeing celebrated in Pehawar. As ujual , duniya came to know one din late.
Blame it on Kerry. Why no funds for celebrating Bhutto's shahadat, hain ji ?

Also, evidence of Yindian hand in Khyber-Pakhtoonkhwa

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0cAO5nj7I437Z

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 05 Apr 2010 16:24

spatting the raa ajint ij like spatting the difference,.Ive attended madrassa seminar on it in kabool

spat the difference, the righest af the right ij showing himself aj eggstra bakistani with peard and holding on hij musshraf, now who will do thij extra bakitaniyat in buplic? hain ji
I waj right resht all are wrang..

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 05 Apr 2010 16:42

Mahendr-al-hallagulla,

Haw dare ju call me a stoopid Quadini!
I hab asked Hafim chacha to cast a djinn spell on ju. May jour goats refuse ju all pleajure for 1 month.
Hafim chacha casting spell on Ju:

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Apr 2010 16:56

AdityaM wrote:Mahendr-al-hallagulla,

Haw dare ju call me a stoopid Quadini!
I hab asked Hafim chacha to cast a djinn spell on ju. May jour goats refuse ju all pleajure for 1 month.
Hafim chacha casting spell on Ju:
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Idhar Dekho Quadiani

James B · Post by **James B** » 05 Apr 2010 18:46

See-near Maulanas and LMU brofessars,

Bliss to give a fatwa on thij baki wimmen Fatima putto wearing kufr bindi on her four-head and diluting the bakistaniyat and pringing infamy to this grate nayshun.

yuars rear-guardingly,

Jamesullah.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 Apr 2010 19:06

This baki motorham is in warm hold of tfta Clooney , so fatwa cannot be issued.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Apr 2010 21:16

^^

This ij the how a halaal woemen shood look laik

BTW

A single Baki can carry 10 taaims more phood in bolum aj ij bijibal in this photu

and a kufr can excrete a Baki 2 taims hij own weight

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 06 Apr 2010 22:02

baki politician enjoying gipht phrom hijj beloved dawood bhai kaskar

mushahid wrote: On Lahore-Islamabad Motorway midnight journey, saw 'My Name is Khan':great post 9/11 Islam/West theme, Shahrukh's performance simply superb

My Name Is Khan´ DVD May Release On 14th June!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Apr 2010 22:09

Not so fast Mullah Hit N Run

In Bakistan eberything is photochored even pefore the orijinnal photo ij ready, no need to make sar-e-caustic bost on the bhotochor industry of Bakistan

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 06 Apr 2010 22:13

and since 9 - e - 11 was jooish consbiracy onlee they mite rename it as My name is kanjoos

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 07 Apr 2010 03:17

Kapied phraam the adminullah's bost like Baki kirkeeter jamshed Photochor
Putto in SDRE dress

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Apr 2010 03:49

She looks so cute...i will give ub my goats bhor this ayesha

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Apr 2010 04:51

Chinmayanand wrote:She looks so cute...i will give ub my goats bhor this ayesha

Qaffir alert! qaffir alert!
A mard that can give up his goat for a wimmen ij not halal under hij shalwar. Dilbullah, bliss to check.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Apr 2010 04:56

="Hiten"]baki politician enjoying gipht phrom hijj beloved dawood bhai kaskar

mushahid wrote: On Lahore-Islamabad Motorway midnight journey, saw 'My Name is Khan':great post 9/11 Islam/West theme, Shahrukh's performance simply superb
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And My reel naam iz Jeeja Ji , Jung Bakis are belkum to kall me bith thiz naam yand quoote on da berfromance .

niran · Post by **niran** » 07 Apr 2010 15:19

Diyar Aditor Janab,
AoA

Infedal Assie ploks LMU Lab auzar!!

The $115,000 shipment of two atomic absorption spectrophotometer, used for determining the concentration of a particular metal element in a sample.
It said the company that manufactures the equipment had not been able to convince the government that it could not be used to analyze metals used for making centrifuges and missiles.

Maulana Mahdi-e-Dera HOD LMU auzar Laboratory, klariphyied, that the auzar was to use
to kalkulate the concentration oph mussarraf, to aid in kalkulating the force of kick to
erring moojahids/ishtoodents mussarraf. not to build nooklearbum as that deparment
eez under wazeer-e-alla GroperAli.

payroof:

Kalls to the Assie wazeer-e-alla has not been returned.

Salam.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 07 Apr 2010 20:40

deal benis-maulanaj ,

allow me to brejent the lost theory af dajjal barwin

it sayj how baki beoble evolved fram ancient jujus

image one

image too

thlee

four

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Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 07 Apr 2010 21:27

We do not ridicule women in distress.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 09 Apr 2010 03:01

Miss Bakistan Ayesha Gilani in her phull glory

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7097/picture2el.jpg

NSFW

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 09 Apr 2010 03:04

note to dilbullah, Ayesha has been pre-approved stamped and ijjued a kanadian vija.

Haram Wikipedia says :

Ayesha Gilani won the Miss Pakistan World title on the 23rd of June 2009 in Toronto, Canada, where the Miss Pakistan World pageant gets hosted every year, which was started by Sonia Ahmed. She was also awarded the Miss Congeniality 2009 title as well.

In September 2009, Ayesha Gilani[5] was noted in the news[6] when she met President Musharraf[7] in Washington, DC USA. The controversial marriage of Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik[8] was highly talked about in the month of April 2010, and Miss Pakistan World Ayesha Gilani[9] was reported on the cover of Delhi Times as Times of India News[10]. This became the most talked about news for both India and Pakistan [11] Gilani was quoted[12] saying that this would be a beacon of hope[13] for the two countries[14] to set examples of similarities and friendship[15][16].

More haraam links

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/ ... b428_o.jpg

Jooish hopnopping -

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/ ... bccb_o.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/ ... 7f65_o.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/ ... 8d92_o.jpg

I took a strong stance against close-minded people who don’t want Pakistani women to go forth and represent our great nation in international pageants. Most of Pakistan are moderate Muslims, and are just like me; therefore, they appreciate that I, along with the Miss Pakistan World organization, go against the grain and fight for what we believe in, setting an example for the world. Pakistani women, like all women, are strong, intelligent and multifaceted.

http://www.criticalbeauty.com/Miss_Eart ... ilani.html

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 09 Apr 2010 03:07

She'z advertising a new pakjabi burqa. Send her to kave kamplex faar de-brief-ing.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 09 Apr 2010 04:56

Nayak wrote:http://www.criticalbeauty.com/Miss_Eart ... ilani.html

My name is Ayesha Gilani, 26 years of age. Standing five feet and seven inches tall and 105 pounds, I was born in Lahore, Pakistan. With 700 years of family history in Lahore, I am proud to hail from the capital city of the Mughal empire, which also served as the capital of four other empires.

When was Lahore capital of Mughal empire, hain ji? Can this be considered eggsample of lawhori logic? which other four empires is she talking about except Sikh Empire? Is she a student of LMU? but are women allowed in LMU?

bliss to klariphy onlee