Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

negi · Post by **negi** » 12 Apr 2010 21:23

^ Almen ullah it ij Nishan-e-BENIS or Hila-le-LMU , pee-aar-eff ij not halaal enough .

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Apr 2010 23:45

Bakistan just laast to kufr Yindia in Kabaddi

Next taime ,baki bilayers mast wear purkha , two inside one and peat the hell outta of kuffars ... such a sad deen ,

earlier one baki used to pe equal to 10 panias ...

naaw...
panias are peating the hell out obh kaum obh izlamic bhiters oph bakistan ...

bliss to declare a shok deen on benis ...

negi · Post by **negi** » 13 Apr 2010 00:39

Hell bith kapaddi we ale championj in khaat kapaddi.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Apr 2010 00:51

diyar nayakuddin
iph eet waar me, eet wud bee zam zam kola
post goats, i am herbally afloat
no need for saport
kiya nahi is a stoat
he libhs behaind a moat
phor he eej pawn in da GWOT
yan eye am nawt

taime to represh harbs (dar-ul)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Apr 2010 02:05

Kabbaddi iz Indian yinddo onlee, baaki bra..s arr pure AArap bludded > Laik Basant ban the kabbadi yand play kaabbari onlee.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Apr 2010 02:08

Brof Lal, Ij it Halal to write Japani Haiku een pelace aaf Bakistani kultural halaku aj ju hab dikhao bith jour Shayari-ki-Naledge?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Apr 2010 02:11

Prem wrote:Kabbaddi iz Indian yinddo onlee, baaki bra..s arr pure AArap bludded > Laik Basant ban the kabbadi yand play kaabbari onlee.

Maula Peram, Who kan be impure Alap ? Bhat kind aaf kufri byan-baazi ij that ? Liek Maula Omar, ju kan either be bun eyed aar like OBL 2 eyed, there ij nothing in between..Same to same, ju kan be pule Aarapbi aar impure naan arbi.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Apr 2010 02:16

Pesh hai phurst phew lainz oph real Alamma Ik Ball ka Baakistarni Qomi Tarana

Saarre jahan ka baccha , Baaakisthan gwara
Inphynite Phatherz hai iske,koi gjinn saake na saara.

Musharaf jo iske dekho, jaise Lahori Gaalia
Yeh Ashna hamara , yeh Gilmun tumara ..

Kahta hai koi dekho , lagta hai Djinn ka baccha
Irani kehte hai, may be MOOta tha humra Kaccha
Araps kehte hai, yeh Sutt nahi hamari
Pathan ko laggttee hai bus Peachy Bottom Pyari..

Blleaze to phinish da tar anna .

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Apr 2010 07:56

To all nanha moojahids who dont know the ways oph the birds and the bees. Here are two excellet art-e-cals phrom a bious see near mullah: Maulana Feroz Ahmed Bawany

"In time of crisis or low phase, men become so droopy or limped"
http://www.trcb.com/relationships/sexua ... l-2955.htm

"Although eastern females residing in hot and tropical region are more emotional than those living in western cold region, desire to do intercourse much more times but cannot, due to family restrictions"
http://www.trcb.com/relationships/sexua ... x-3132.htm

And bleaje to do born sites in moderation
http://www.trcb.com/news-and-society/pu ... s-2739.htm

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2010 15:05

Kufr India launched a GSLV , how kan bakistan pe far pehind ... bakistan has the latest and pestest GSLV ... here is a bhotu of the satellite on the launch bad ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2010 15:13

Joo see talipan islam is plasphemy but bakistan's whiskey gulping and bork munching islam as bromoted py jinnah is 400% halal

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2010 15:17

joo see , thos motarma eez saying that voilance against baki tfta man is accebtable ....

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2010 15:21

LMU mullahs in secret meeting

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 13 Apr 2010 19:01

mullah negiuddin and armenullah, bhat doz joo sajj-est apout nishan-eBRF aur nishan-e-BENIS.

gagan mian's hila-le-bakistan iz good for the later eye thinks.

Sanju · Post by **Sanju** » 13 Apr 2010 19:17

O, learned Mullahs of BENIS, I habe a pooch. Egjplane to thij Abdool if Mohterma Mirza has wrist prablem doo to erecting Shoaib Mia's flagging career.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Apr 2010 22:11

Sanju wrote:O, learned Mullahs of BENIS, I habe a pooch. Egjplane to thij Abdool if Mohterma Mirza has wrist prablem doo to erecting Shoaib Mia's flagging career.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Apr 2010 22:54

Diyar see near mullahs. To recruit beepuls phor local isleeber cells in Kufr Yindoostan, I brobose we identiphy abbrobriate potential recruits.

I soch that the moojahid tushar-ullah-al-military-multimedia and vivekullah-al-counter-terrorijt are ideal candidates. they are eager to declare jeehaard, wear a soosai vest and jump in with his AK at the slightest bercieved provocation.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Apr 2010 00:11

Shoora-e-Quewtta, Staap rekruiting suiciders phraam aather dhaga. Unliek aather dhaga, here aan BENIS, bunce ju bear the soosai jaket, ju hab to go thru the dhamaka ! There ij no getting abay phraam jour 72 aphterwards.
Theej beebul kan kaaz dhamaka at the wrong place and at incorrect time. By get our See-near mullahs shaheedized due to unrequired attenshun. We no laanger hab any more Number 3.16 for Shaheedi actibity.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 14 Apr 2010 03:48

Sanju wrote:O, learned Mullahs of BENIS, I habe a pooch. Egjplane to thij Abdool if Mohterma Mirza has wrist prablem doo to erecting Shoaib Mia's flagging career.

Thij ij a grate kweschun. Habe hurd sometames it is kalled aj "Bennis Elpow".

negi · Post by **negi** » 14 Apr 2010 08:39

Sanju wrote:O, learned Mullahs of BENIS, I habe a pooch. Egjplane to thij Abdool if Mohterma Mirza has wrist prablem doo to erecting Shoaib Mia's flagging career.

Now I know bhy did Gabbar say the following .

"Phir bhi khalee haath , bahut na-insafi hai ye , bahut na insafi ; aack-pathoo"

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 14 Apr 2010 15:17

JwalaMukhi wrote:
Sanju wrote:O, learned Mullahs of BENIS, I habe a pooch. Egjplane to thij Abdool if Mohterma Mirza has wrist prablem doo to erecting Shoaib Mia's flagging career.
Thij ij a grate kweschun. Habe hurd sometames it is kalled aj "Bennis Elpow".

Sanju · Post by **Sanju** » 14 Apr 2010 21:20

JwalaMukhi wrote: Thij ij a grate kweschun. Habe hurd sometames it is kalled aj "Bennis Elpow".

O Garate Mullah, pleeje ackchept mi shukar and may the merciful Khushphoo grant you all her moistness...

I habe a pooch on bennis elpow prablem. Bhat ij the solushun? Uje lepht hund?

Butt chi chi it ij phor anderwali pukistaniyat.

Sanju · Post by **Sanju** » 14 Apr 2010 21:27

Bhat abat chanjing the khel to playing bith golis onlee?

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 15 Apr 2010 02:48

[quote="Chinmayanand"]

Actually, yaar, yahaan kya ho raha hai ki.....they are doing the phillum shooting of the sequel to the warld-phamous, nashanal, gold medal, award-winning Pakistani picchar: Haseena AtimBum (Link). The sequel being filmed below is for the pichhar: Kamina, WhackHisBum.

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 15 Apr 2010 02:59

AoA... 20 Abduls can do what 100000000000 SDRE's cannot.

Weight Lifting demonstrated by moving Railway bridge from Kot Radha Kishan

LAWHORE: Unknown Abduls lifted a temporary railway bridge from the Kot Radha Kishan railway section, a private TV channel reported on Tuesday.

According to the TV channel, the iron bridge was 44 feet long and weighed 20 tons and could not be lifted by less than 20 people. The bridge was used in emergency situations, sources told the TV channel. Last heard Representatives from World Weighlifting council and Guinness Book of World records are searching for the persons involved in this record breaking activity.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Apr 2010 08:54

World Weighlifting council, ij a CeeAieYay phront, and that Gunnij pook ij a hunood-yahood cons-pee-racy py RAA and Mossad!

Hactully theej koophar are jellouj oph bakistan's acheep-ments.

Thij ij jest like koophar CeeAieYay saarching phor atim bums in bakistaan. No pody knowj where they are including Jernail Ass saaf kiya nahi.

Salam

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 15 Apr 2010 18:47

Haraam haraam

Bliss to hissue phatwa

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Apr 2010 19:30

Indeed Phatwa ij warranted heiyar!
The logo oph Paakh-istan ij in the wraang end oph the hoor. It should pe in the area where the Pakh-istaan ij located.
Thij ij a national dijgraje.
Salam.

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 15 Apr 2010 19:58

hulaku wrote:Haraam haraam

Bliss to hissue phatwa

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4333 ... xybiki.jpg

Bhy haram, hain, joo kufr ahmadiya? She ij wearing Sabz (green colour) pikini... Thij is totally halal.. AoA..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Apr 2010 20:11

Joo meen Futt Waah!! Hey Bakistan iz alreddy hanging phrom the neck , phaar phaar abay phrom Moosharraf.
Dhiz iz da phurst fotu oph dheir sebaration.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Apr 2010 20:15

Totally Halal pekose Ankle is not vijibal

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Apr 2010 20:25

Mahendra wrote:Totally Halal pekose Ankle is not vijibal

Amma said, dont go aaaround balking naaked 400%, at leest keep one bart of bodi kuvered.

biswas · Post by **biswas** » 15 Apr 2010 21:02

In all sirriushness.

I would.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Apr 2010 21:19

Prem wrote: Amma said, dont go aaaround balking naaked 400%, at leest keep one bart of bodi kuvered.

Aha!
Amma ij phully 400% correct.
The hoor ij covering two pody barts with sabz pikini. Totally haraam.

She should remove one piss to cover one pody bart.

And and Pak-istaan logo should pe next to her Pakh-istan onree.

Salam

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 15 Apr 2010 21:23

I can shee pulge in shalwar pajamas of all you Kuffar pollybhood bhatching Kadiyaanis

The izzat of our Bak watan ij at shtake.

All rebort to cave camplex 72 onlee.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Apr 2010 21:43

Aljo all biradhers have missed this one.

The hoor phrom bakistan ij phrom a Khati-peeti gharana it seemj. No-tiss that she haj a little bot pelly on her.

Bot pellied put istill TFTA

w/salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Apr 2010 22:24

Miyan Gaganuddeen,
Aoa,
Dhat iz no sign of food khadda peetta butt Khambakht reel Khadda Peeta exercize.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Apr 2010 22:41

Diyar IEDatar

I suno these dins that Amreekis blame toyota phor making cars that Kill. We Pakistanis knew that phor long time. Ij toyota & their sunroof lever to blame phor Motorma's killing? Will UN be prave enough to declare this finding?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Apr 2010 22:55

in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Apr 2010 22:57

Anujan wrote:Diyar IEDatar

I suno these dins that Amreekis blame toyota phor making cars that Kill. We Pakistanis knew that phor long time. Ij toyota & their sunroof lever to blame phor Motorma's killing? Will UN be prave enough to declare this finding?

Bhyphore you talk like Kuffar Bhramananda

Bakistanis knew that Boeing could kill and proved it during 9-11

Phorget UN was US prave enough to declare that phinding?

Why should UN pother if Jabanese car kills Bakistani owner hainji?

Now iph only all Bakistanis had cars and none had international driving lijanj, bhwat a wonderphool idea for world biss