Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gerard · Post by **Gerard** » 20 Apr 2010 01:34

LaWhori Birader needs your help
A Female Jinn has ruined my matrimonial life

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Apr 2010 01:58

Wonder how the Predator Jinn found out about the female Djinn, that too in a 400% halal mat-e-rimonial site, burrhaps too much bolicing of kufr Ishq, Mohabbat and Nikah, Masjid road Nukkad dhaaga forced the Djinn to seek more halal sources

Neber mind, the LaWhori birather need not worry anymore, all he needs to do is to fill in an abblikashun phorm and send 72 lactating goats to Prof Lal Mullah, he will make sure that Dr Dilbulla will ijjue Canada visa to Female Djinn, LaWhori birather's wife and her extended family of cousins

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 20 Apr 2010 02:02

If this is what it is:

Then may be this from "Kongo" be of help.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Apr 2010 02:13

7000 year old Female Joo Djinn phrom Congo

bismillah older than the PBUH himself!

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 20 Apr 2010 17:15

Boost to baki economy
Child camel jockeys back in demand?

Some nanha mujahid's can now earn precious foreign exchange before they meet their 72. Also can become khuspoo's of their arab masters and serve the cause of peaceful faith

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 20 Apr 2010 20:08

AoA,
AK Phyrr....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kcfTdbR5gc

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 20 Apr 2010 20:15

Mahendra wrote:7000 year old Female Joo Djinn phrom Congo

bismillah older than the PBUH himself!

Mehdi-endra,

I am conbused onlee..

If that jinn is 7000 yr old as our pious abdul saze, then it would mean that it is older than another revealed book, the bible, thus nullifying that book of allah and that prophet (or son) of allah. That would indirectly nullify our beloved brophet's (pbuh) claim that he got another revelation from that same allah and he is the last one in those non existing line of brophets.

This is blasphemy... jeeeeeehaaard! AoA onleeee

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 20 Apr 2010 21:06

TSP is not bure-enough

Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

Ramulla-al-bropheti Qhush hua

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Apr 2010 21:30

derkonig wrote:AoA,
AK Phyrr....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kcfTdbR5gc

RPG Phyrr!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/718447/

negi · Post by **negi** » 20 Apr 2010 21:33

^ Mujt pee Dilbullah high on herpes and kamjor after previouj dinns vijja stamping session.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 20 Apr 2010 22:45

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

then what caujej zhe earthkakes ??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Apr 2010 22:56

Samay wrote:
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

then what caujej zhe earthkakes ??

Earth e Quake is caused by teenage madrassa abduls in Bakistan dressing inappropriately which leads young Mullahs and older Moulavis astray.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Apr 2010 23:04

Samay wrote:
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

then what caujej zhe earthkakes ??

Send dhem to Kuffar land, bue shall wel-come dhem in uvur armz yand kontol da quaaking.
Abdullz bith modest drezz naat beklcome , mohtomaz bithout eben modest dress mosht belcome. blleze to leed uver yooth astray.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 20 Apr 2010 23:21

Quoestion : What ij zhe relation petween Ass-saf-kiya-nahi and Musharraf ... ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Apr 2010 23:24

Samay wrote:Quoestion : What ij zhe relation petween Ass-saf-kiya-nahi and Musharraf ... ?

Joo kant haab one bothout da odher ?

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 20 Apr 2010 23:29

Prem wrote:
Samay wrote:Quoestion : What ij zhe relation petween Ass-saf-kiya-nahi and Musharraf ... ?
Joo kant haab one bothout da odher ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Apr 2010 00:38

Spat the raa agint

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 21 Apr 2010 00:55

Samay wrote:
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

then what caujej zhe earthkakes ??

I am responsible for promiscuous wimen cauzing earthquakes in many madrassas.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Apr 2010 01:29

Pooch phor da reel Tallibb onlee.

Eggsplain da korelation betaween Bakkisstaninz yand Bing Bang Theeoory.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Apr 2010 01:48

RAA canspiracy against Brofet Zaid Zaman Hamid

Brofet Zaid Zaman (BPUH, Pig Bang Upon Him)

negi · Post by **negi** » 21 Apr 2010 01:49

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Apr 2010 02:06

Mahendra wrote:RAA canspiracy against Brofet Zaid Zaman Hamid

Brofet Zaid Zaman (BPUH, Pig Bang Upon Him)

Kant wait tuu see him krying seeee bhile barticipating in Ghazwa E Be-Hind by ghaziz,,, aa real BPUH .

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Apr 2010 02:17

Taller than Yao Ming More dishonest than Miandad cricketing relationship begins

“Because of the excellent relationship between the two countries, Chinese players were given a chance by Pakistan and six of the players have got some valuable tips from betting legend Javed Miandad,” China’s Pakistani coach Rashid Khan told AFP.

President Asif Ali Zardari, who is patron-in-chief of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB), appointed Miandad as cricket ambassador to China last year after being promised 10% of whatever cheap chinese electronic goods Miandad brought back from Beijing

One player, 22-year-old Jiang Shu Yao, said he was thrilled to meet Miandad and paceman Shoaib Akhtar.

“It is a rifetime expelience,” said Yao. “I heald a rot about Miandad and today I met him and was arr eals when he was giving me tips how to bet. It will herp me in the Asian Games." " both Miandad and Akthal ale good for olgan halvesting aftel the porice allest them for betting and doping in China" he said. Paceman Mein Hu Na who is also a part time PLA soldier said he admired Afridi because he could bite the ball like he was biting off the pin of a hand grenade.

Wicket Keeper Phad Li gushed at the thought of visiting Bakistan " I admile the Akmar blothels, they are tarented despite being the ploduct of a low IQ cousin malliage, so much diffelent flom oul one chird poricy" he said " I arso admile Mohammed Yusuf, he glow beald like uighur heretic but he uses clicket bat and not syringe like the Uighurs do to stab ethnic han settlers" he added

NSN cannot provide further details because the L-R and P-B convertor has broken down due to over use and over obfuscation, in Gawd we trust Mao Mao o Akbar....

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Apr 2010 02:37

Burqah-less uncovered meat cheers for India, this is Haraam

The Indian team received rousing support from some unlikely fans here on Monday with members of China’s national women’s cricket squad cheering raucously from the stands.‘We love Sachin Tendulkar,’ the girls screamed in unison when asked to name their favourite Indian player. "we don't like Pakistanis, they are terrorists and beat their women they added when the NSN reporter ****_**(+/- *) tried to do an == by asking about their favourite Bakistani cricketer

Captain Mei Chun Hua, who understands English but can speak only a little bit, like most her squad members, said the team will go back home richer in experience.

‘We will love to meet Tendulkar or (Virender) Sehwag if they agree,’ she giggled.

‘They play big shots and are very daring.’
"We would not like to meet any of the Pakistani cricketers who are begging to be included in the IPL, they lack self esteem, are lechers and are rapist felons, we don't want to be anywhere near them" she said after the NSN reporter tried again( in vain) to salvage some H&D

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 21 Apr 2010 03:25

Mahendra wrote: Earth e Quake is caused by teenage madrassa abduls in Bakistan dressing inappropriately which leads young Mullahs and older Moulavis astray.

Prem wrote:Send dhem to Kuffar land, bue shall wel-come dhem in uvur armz yand kontol da quaaking.
Abdullz bith modest drezz naat beklcome , mohtomaz bithout eben modest dress mosht belcome. blleze to leed uver yooth astray.

Where ij my Ash tray ???

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Apr 2010 11:06

Ishtoodants Disblay love phor Environment. Gift Flowerbot to Brofessor

Iftikhar Baloch, an environmental science professor...Islamic student group battered open the door...and bashed him over the head with a giant flower pot.

Why ij the stubid brofessor comblaining hain ji?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 21 Apr 2010 12:54

Spot the YYY agent

Important photo of botched IED inside operation captured by NSN:

Bredatorullah Archanullah and Rah-ul-Mualana allegedly escorting suspected RAA agint Charles Tendulkar Iyer after he placed an IED while unnamed NSN reporter Dilbulla looks from right suspecting it to be inside oberation.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 21 Apr 2010 14:13

AjayKK wrote:Spot the YYY agent

bhy phor baki doobi-jernail only half cobhering hij mijile silo? ij he half-raa half-bad talib agint?

niran · Post by **niran** » 21 Apr 2010 17:12

AjayKK wrote:
Bredatorullah Archanullah and Rah-ul-Mualana allegedly escorting suspected RAA agint Charles Tendulkar Iyer after he placed an IED while unnamed NSN reporter Dilbulla looks from right suspecting it to be inside oberation.

AoA
aphter apllying Djinn Bichor -shoppe takneeki eye hape found out two Djinn laike half visible characters. knowledgeable
maulanas pliss to be explaining this phenomenon.

payroof

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Apr 2010 20:58

Mahendra wrote:

Spat the raa agint

Its the fauji in phront bith the naam tag "KAYANI"

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Apr 2010 21:22

^^^

Whoa!! Did you spot the Jernail shahib who likes swinging his RPG the other way?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Apr 2010 21:37

Thats naat AarPeeGee. Looks laaik Angrej Hukumut surplus 303

In meanbhile, here ij somtheeng to get juur mijjiles in akshun

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Apr 2010 21:40

Supaan allah
supaan allah..
Almost all the pleajure samaan that a mujahid needs

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Apr 2010 01:32

jamwal wrote: Almost all the pleajure samaan that a mujahid needs

^^The Baqr with a kala sar (plack head) haj a very satisfied ekjbresshun on hij face. The nanha moojahid fulfilling the dooty oph maulana Al Baqr in hij apsense?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Apr 2010 01:51

jamwal wrote:In meanbhile, here ij somtheeng to get juur mijjiles in akshun

Err,
Biradher bhaat ij thij? Eye see one mijjale and two round round things. Theej can't pe phrom the same source can it?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Apr 2010 01:52

jamwal wrote: Supaan allah
supaan allah..
Almost all the pleajure samaan that a mujahid needs

Hmmm,
That nanha abdul will become a Moojahid very early in lipe I tell joo all.

Salam

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Apr 2010 04:14

In the glorious tradition oph Raakit Mard, Jaakit munna comes a new super herrow!!

Bijli Mard!!

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 22 Apr 2010 04:25

we need bijli mards in krachi ASAP.

I cannot imag-e-jinn another raat bithout them.

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 22 Apr 2010 04:32

Tub-e-Nur or tub-e-light mard!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Apr 2010 04:35

tsriram wrote:Tub-e-Nur or tub-e-light mard!!

Izz he gonna ssiitt on it yand ligght ub da Musharraf or sblit da moon?