Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 22 Apr 2010 04:39

Prem wrote:
tsriram wrote:Tub-e-Nur or tub-e-light mard!!
Izz he gonna ssiitt on it yand ligght ub da Musharraf or sblit da moon?

looking at that bicchar, it looks like he will sblit da moon and lighht it up !

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Apr 2010 04:51

Day two oph brotest

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 22 Apr 2010 14:04

Events are moving at a very fast pace at the moment and I believe all these things will happen within a few years.

According to the hadith when the Muslim army finishes with Ghazwa e Hind Jesus (RA) will be present and the army will move to help him. The Mahdi (AS) will come before Jesus, so the Mahdi will be present at the same time as Pakistan is clobbering India, inshallah.

Who's going to occupy India? It won't be the Taliban or their terrorist helpers inside Pakistan who blow up women and children. The war with India will be fought and won by the Pakistan Army and massive reserve forces made up of the common people of the country. The Army can't do it by itself and the civilians cannot do it by themselves. There has to be a general mobilization of the population and every citizen has be be given military training. That's why I recommend a paramilitary reserve force of over 10 million.

The military campaign against India is likely to be fought in a "post-nuclear" war situation. Any major invasion of either country is likely to result in a nuclear exchange and people assume that is the end of the war, but in reality the vast bulk of the populations of both countries will still be alive and there's no reason to stop fighting at that point. In fact, in a post-nuclear situation Pakistan will have the advantage. This will be because once India has used up whatever advanced weaponry they've begged, borrowed or stolen from Russia, America and Israel then it will come down to hand to hand fighting and then Pakistanis will slaughter the vegetable eating Indians.

Knowing the Hindus' deep seated fear of Muslims I can't see India attacking Pakistan alone. They will do it before America leaves Afghanistan. As we can see for ourselves how the war against Pakistan has been massively increased in the last 2-3 years. The war has already started and we're going through the softening-up phase. The Americans softened up Iraq, including aerial attacks, for over 10 years before going in. That's exactly what's happening with Pakistan at the moment - a joint American-Indian softening-up process before moving in for the kill.

So the Ghanzwa-e-Hind has already stared and going on in a big way. What's happening in Pakistan is not even a low-intensity conflict, it's actually a medium-intensity conflict and it's destroying the country from top to bottom. But most people are asleep and are more interested in stabbing other Pakistanis in the back.

The Americans and Israelis are planning to attack Iran soon. That may be the trigger for India to make a move on Pakistan. The Americans will probably give them a guarantee of jamming Pakistan's nukes. In fact all the thousands of American troops positioned inside Pakistan will probably launch a massive attack on Pakistan's nuclear infrastructure and if the Pakistan Army has the courage to kill them then that will act as a trip-wire for America to land forces inside Pakistan.

When this war heats up believe me it won't be pretty for Pakistan. Americans coming from the west, Indians coming from the east, Blackwater attacking inside the cities, all the TTP suicide bombers attacking the mosques, shops, etc. Zardari and his men providing full support to the enemies.

Unfortunately this is the only way for Pakistanis to wake up. Today when someone warns them of the dangers they get laughed at and called war-mongers and conspiracy theorists. When the cities are occupied and large numbers of people are dead then people will accept the truth. That is when the Pakistani counter attack will start.

If Pakistan's nukes are suppressed or neutralized America's interest in Pakistan ends. They won't want to waste their lives to go beyond that. Then India has to finish the job and then they'll find that their weapons won't save them from enraged Pakistanis.

At that point practically every Pakistani male of fighting age (42,633,765) will want to take up a gun and go to India. That's when doom will come to them for what they've done. And inshallah we'll take revenge for all the bombs and terror they're sponsoring. Their leadership will be captured, including the extremist Hindu terrorists, and brought to Islamabad and hung in front of live TV. No mercy will be shown to their leaders because by that time they may have millions of Pakistani lives to pay for. And it is a high chance that Pakistan will have to sacrifice millions of lives to win this war.

If Pakistanis had been a bit more clever we would have been preparing for all of this. But unfortunately most people are happy to bury their heads in the sand like ostriches and pretend nothing is happening. The whole country is being attacked and collapsing around them but people are lost in kabutar bazi and shatranj.

During the time Pakistan is semi-occupied and looking like it's been beaten, that is the time when the Americans will go for regime change in Saudi Arabia. That is what will bring about the three-way fight for the kingdom. One sponsored by the US, and two others will fight for power and even during haj people will be killed in vast numbers. That will be the signal for the arrival of the Mahdi.

Once the Mehdi arrives the Pakistanis will feel a great morale boost and then they will fight. Then the Dajjal will come. By the time the war with India ends another few years would have passed and that is when Jesus will come.

By the time the Pakistanis go to the aid of Jesus Pakistan will probably have recreated it's nuclear arsenal because those weapons will be very necessary for fighting armageddon. All the warmongers and criminals will be exterminated from the face of the earth. After that the golden age of Islam will begin, inshallah, the most prosperous and peaceful period in human history. And that should last hundreds of years.

It is really the millions of people from advanced countries that become Muslim under the influence of Jesus who will make the Islamic world great, scientifically, technologically and in every other way.

That's my guess about the chronology of events.

Juuaarell

See-neyar Maulanas,

eye haape discovered a luminous mullah leaking prophetic gyaan abutt the impending Gazwa-e-Hind, under the influence of some very esstrong herpes to the angrezi spakeing kuffr yand munafiq of the deaf-e-dumb daaga. Bliss to issue fartwa banning nanha mujahids from selling anymore of our LMU herpes to the said mullah.

Salam.

PeeaSS: bliss to send phorth the peachy bottom mujahid who sold thoje estrong herpes(with herpes affcourse) to my cave for debriefing and bunishment. I have already sent 20 tender lactating kushpoos to LMU cave complax who can further imprejj juu on my wish.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 22 Apr 2010 15:43

Bliss to issue fartwa banning nanha mujahids from selling anymore of our LMU herpes to the said mullah.

Bhat izz wrong in shelling herps I pooch
Ijj it the sick-ond biggest egg-sport of Bakistan aphter soosai vest wearing abduls.
400% YYY kanspiracy onlee, breventing Bakis phrom shelling herps to mujahids

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 22 Apr 2010 19:13

archan wrote:
jamwal wrote: Almost all the pleajure samaan that a mujahid needs
^^The Baqr with a kala sar (plack head) haj a very satisfied ekjbresshun on hij face. The nanha moojahid fulfilling the dooty oph maulana Al Baqr in hij apsense?

Juu can dekho haath oph Al Baqr in taap raait caarnar oph bichar. How can Al Baqr pee abay phrom hij goats ??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Apr 2010 02:18

Gobarmandi to reduce load shedding

Bicchar kurtesy NSN: Brand Ambassador of Heera Mandi Janab Yousaf Raza Gilani soliciting customers at Heera Mandi Naya Maal investment seminar..Lawhore

He said that a number of foreign investors were putting their money into Pakistan's energy sector. He said the government has plans to produce about 30,000 megawatts of electricity through coal-based power projects. Thirty three different teams have been set up so that they can travel around the world begging for free coal to run the power plants
After Gilani, the Minister for Water and Power Raja Pervez Ashraf's briefed the media about the summit in Islamabad. The minister said that the government would lead by example and reduce the usage of electricity in its own offices, Ashraf said that among the various measures to conserve power was the closure of all shops and other commercial entities by 8:00 pm. Only pharmacies and other medical stores would remain open after that time. He added that the use of decorative lights for commercial activities would be restricted as well.
Rakkit mards would be used as street lights instead of supermen fighting hindoo villans
Farting in public will be banned, instead there will be designated farting areas where Pakistanis can release their flatulence and the resultant gas can be used to generate electricity to light up Minar e Bakistan, the odour will be an added bonus and perhaps a fitting tribute to the idea of Bakistan.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Apr 2010 02:31

Electrijiy is needed to watch TV with Kuffar RAA propaganda trying to convert us all into Yindoo

Lamb is enough to read the pook and be bious

Why are beepuls complaining?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Apr 2010 02:40

Anujan wrote:Electrijiy is needed to watch TV with Kuffar RAA propaganda trying to convert us all into Yindoo
Lamb is enough to read the pook and be bious

Why are beepuls complaining?

Koofar

If no electrijity , howfore the Baki retarded awam will watch

Throat slitting bideo to become more bissful

Swat girl Flogging bideo to become more bious

Brofet Zaid Zaman( sh1t and Biss pee upon him) declaring Ghazwa e Behind and prove the theory of relijun of beace

Shakeela gyrating to sooperior Bakistani myoojik there by broving Baki Mard is irrejistable to Yindian wimmen

Gilanahi and Ass Saf Kiya nahi rubbing shoulders( and thankfully not shaking haath) with World leaders while on begging and baksheesh trips

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Apr 2010 02:44

Neujbapers reported that during recent Hajjam-e-new exercises of the bious army, Jernails saluted Gilani to show civilian subremacy in Pakistan. I am 400% reassured like I was aphter seeing this bichchar

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Apr 2010 03:10

Lilo wrote:
Events are moving at a very fast pace at the moment and I believe all these things will happen within a few years.

According to the hadith when the Muslim army finishes with Ghazwa e Hind Jesus (RA) will be present
Bhwat Jesus RAA agint?

and the army will move to help him. The Mahdi (AS) will come before Jesus,

I am already here, bhwere is Jesus?

So the Ghanzwa-e-Hind has already stared and going on in a big way.

Bhwere Ghazwa has begun but not progressing on in a pig way pekose of load shedding

Americans coming from the west, Indians coming from the east, Blackwater attacking inside the cities, all the TTP suicide bombers attacking the mosques, shops, etc. Zardari and his men providing full support to the enemies.

Yes, black water attacking sewage pipes in the cities, people attacking from all sides except south, burrhaps we should all doob maro in Arapian sea

At that point practically every Pakistani male of fighting age (42,633,765) will want to take up a gun and go to India.

Joo suar that 42, 633, 765 is the age to be phiting?

Their leadership will be captured, including the extremist Hindu terrorists, and brought to Islamabad and hung in front of live TV

Two questions
1 Bhwat programme will be running on live TV
2 Bhwat if gobarmand decides on load shedding during libe TV

Once the Mehdi arrives the Pakistanis will feel a great morale boost and then they will fight.

I have been on benis for 4 years now, forget boost I only got warnings from adminulla

All the warmongers and criminals will be exterminated from the face of the earth.

It is really the millions of people from advanced countries that become Muslim under the influence of Jesus who will make the Islamic world great, scientifically, technologically and in every other way.

Bhwill flogging young wimmen be legal?

Dear Mullah Lindsay Lohan

Jawab the Sawals bliss

negi · Post by **negi** » 23 Apr 2010 03:22

Mahendra wrote: Bicchar kurtesy NSN: Brand Ambassador of Heera Mandi Janab Yousaf Raza Gilani soliciting customers at Heera Mandi Naya Maal investment seminar..Lawhore

Shook-liya Mullah I waj soching Gillu waj tlying to tell awaaam "Shelly ke to bas itte se hain".

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Apr 2010 03:31

And lukking at hiz phienguerz, eye thowt Gilla Nahi waz exblainibng da circumpherence oph baaki O Ring bephore and aphter da G session .

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 23 Apr 2010 12:17

Diyar IED-tar, learned mullahs and maulanas,
bliss to answer this pooch from nava moojahid.

TV, radio, mujik, *sharm sharm

* cds are haraam. Is bijili aljo haraam? They use bijili no instead of djinn power. When we hab djinn power, isn't el-e-ctricity haraam and kuffr? Then bhy phor our great peoples cry during bijli-e-cut hours?

yuvars confusedly
nava moojaid

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 23 Apr 2010 12:43

in zee above bichchar regarding 'Jernails saluted Gilani to show civilian subremacy in Pakistan' i had an objervation

bhy the burest of the bure zalute da butto bith IP address hand?

the kuffar YYY zalute bith right hand, iznt it?

Kelick Hiyar phor the kuffar zalute to compare with bure zalute above

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 23 Apr 2010 14:00

kannadian vijja in pig demand

Kannadian Vijja

It appears as if the country is soon going to be empty of highly qualified professionals. The intending emigrants could be seen queuing at the counters of courier service outlets that deal in emigration matters.

They include engineers, doctors, professors, scientists and many others of higher skills and qualifications in different fields. Most of them want to get Canadian citizenship and settle down there like their hundreds of thousands of other compatriots.

Broud to hear sach teck-nickelly camp-e-tent highly skulled bakis are egg-sported

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 23 Apr 2010 17:18

Anujan wrote:Electrijiy is needed to watch TV with Kuffar RAA propaganda trying to convert us all into Yindoo
Lamb is enough to read the pook and be bious

Why are beepuls complaining?

^ great boem near to zhe reality af herds,written by bious anujanullah

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 23 Apr 2010 17:34

Paravaseline republic

wriiten by naddu miyan

bakistan has been in the news for quite some time now. A country that (until about the early 1980s) was little known and usually mistaken for being a brovince of India in Eurobe and the United States, has rabidly risen to dramatically inform and fire the imagination of the kaffir media.

because af the rabid growth of the jihadi industrial sector and its exborts worldwide....

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Apr 2010 15:33

rohiths wrote:kannadian vijja in pig demand
Broud to hear sach teck-nickelly camp-e-tent highly skulled bakis are egg-sported

Dilbullah - Dilbullah... Dilbullah - Dilbullah...
Dilbullah - Dilbullah... Dilbullah - Dilbullah... ooh-ooh-ooooh

jab gulshan mein gul khiltein hain
jab kanada visa miltein hain
wahan hai too (ooh-ooh-ooooh)

karachi, pindi ki rahon mein
lahore mein, multan-o mein
wahan hai too (ooh-ooh-ooooh)

to be kantinooed...

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 25 Apr 2010 08:40

It is yindoo conspiracy after all

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 25 Apr 2010 08:44

I knew it!!...zaid hamid was joo good to pe mahdi...he waj raa agint all the way.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Apr 2010 09:26

Kandaian Visa
Accha Batao hoti kya hai Nishani
Sunao Tumm aaj Kaaaanadian Viza ke Kahani
Bechaaain kasse thi woh Ayesha Deewani
Bolo Vasleen kaaaa kaaamal Hai ? hai
Shtamping brocess se bhi pyar hai? hai .
Tho Phir kaisee yeh takraar hai
Bundd kyon Shalwaar hai ,
Musharraff jubb tyaar hai,
Pozition Ikkhtiyar hai ,
Baaki bekkrrar hai .......... Annkho mei khummarr hai, jhutke jordar hai . Ek nahi hajaar hai .. ,repeeat baar baar hai .

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 26 Apr 2010 04:01

I think this Dawn article belongs here and not in the TSP thread.
Pakistani is enough.

Ameet · Post by **Ameet** » 26 Apr 2010 11:12

birathers......bojitiv newj of the day

Amid outrage over civilian deaths in Pakistan, CIA turns to smaller missiles

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 03114.html

The clamor over the strikes has died down considerably over the past year, however, and Pakistani officials acknowledge that improved accuracy is one of the reasons.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 26 Apr 2010 20:49

Baki Dhoom mobee

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Apr 2010 22:27

Ameet wrote:birathers......bojitiv newj of the day

Amid outrage over civilian deaths in Pakistan, CIA turns to smaller missiles

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 03114.html

The clamor over the strikes has died down considerably over the past year, however, and Pakistani officials acknowledge that improved accuracy is one of the reasons.

Bhat is there to hasoo like a drunk Kaffir!

Smaller mijjiles means lesser pain while GUBO!

Smaller Mijjiles also means lesser petroleum jelly and therephore can be added to the list of austerity measures like only one dish @ wedding receptions and 24 hr load shedding

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 26 Apr 2010 23:01

The agency, using 100-pound Hellfire missiles fired from remotely controlled Predator aircraft, once targeted militants largely in rural settings, but lighter weapons and miniature spy drones have made killings in urban areas more feasible, officials said.

yea, only heelphir can kill martial men,,
the smalar mijjiles are far raa ajint

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Apr 2010 23:18

Hamne suna hai, paani to bahana hai

"Kiyani GUBO se darta hai isliye Ass-saaaf nahi karta hai".

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Apr 2010 23:27

negi wrote:Hamne suna hai, paani to bahana hai

"Kiyani GUBO se darta hai isliye Ass-saaaf nahi karta hai".

Wah Wah

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Apr 2010 00:41

Tamang wrote:

Where is the lota in the Pakistan I pooch?!

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 27 Apr 2010 00:47

Anujan wrote:
Where is the lota in the Pakistan I pooch?!

bhy phor you need lota hainji? Didn't you read negi-ud-din's prilliant lines apove?

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 27 Apr 2010 01:06

bhabhi aayi bhabhi aayi!
video dekho!

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 27 Apr 2010 01:47

Yendus have been copying reberj ishwing from us bakis. Gilchrist had a weakness for ishwing, and now he iz demonstrating.

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Apr 2010 07:54

jamwal wrote:

Baki Dhoom mobee

maulana Jam-Jam waley, eet seems jou have overdozzed
yourself on Zam-Zam yand herps. Da bichor shows
bikup traveling on the Right side of the sadak(as in seedha taraf)
which eez haraam in Bakistan

Bakis onlee drive Left of sadak
(ulta taraf). moreever the script on the numper plate yand Green road sign
eez not Urdu, eet eez some infedal script, most probablr phrom Lao PDR,
not phrom Bakistan. in Bakistan we hape

Beoble karrier

Lota Karrier

Ishtoodents Karrier

yand finally da asli pindigenious envoirmental baki nashanal Kar

AoA yand Salam.

LMU karrectshun Desk.

neeraj · Post by **neeraj** » 27 Apr 2010 16:19

Summer dress code

AS the government and private sectors look for measures to ease up pressure on electricity, I suggest that the necktie and coats/blazers in offices should change to half-sleeved shirts, with open neck button to ease up the summer heat.

Kurta-shalwar can be another alternative as it allows air around the body and reduces heat to some extent.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 27 Apr 2010 21:31

...................

this bicchar ij halam

thij ij bhat bakis knoo

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 27 Apr 2010 22:12

samay-ud-din,
shouldn't the evolved puki have wings?

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 27 Apr 2010 22:19

I hab to say, it is more effishent. No need to bend over!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Apr 2010 22:21

Spot and Find the Paki !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWT6I5ewPtc

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 27 Apr 2010 22:45

niran wrote:
jamwal wrote:

Baki Dhoom mobee
maulana Jam-Jam waley, eet seems jou have overdozzed
yourself on Zam-Zam yand herps. Da bichor shows
bikup traveling on the Right side of the sadak(as in seedha taraf)
which eez haraam in Bakistan Bakis onlee drive Left of sadak
(ulta taraf). moreever the script on the numper plate yand Green road sign
eez not Urdu, eet eez some infedal script, most probablr phrom Lao PDR,
not phrom Bakistan.

Ignorant RAA agint..bhut do juu thinks ? Onlee Baaleewood can hab shooting in phoren ? Our Laaleewood can shoot in phoren too.

By the bay, here ij sumtheeng that juu can neber hab phor juur gaaadi:

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Apr 2010 12:30

Great victory phor moojahids against the Yindoos!! AK Phyrr!! RPG Phyrr!! I open todin's baper and what do I dekho?!

SC quashes cases against Kushboo

Kushboo free phrom Yindian clutches!!