Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 28 Apr 2010 16:39

Deer She-near, Jew-near and nava mulaners.
Bhile surbing kufr interknot for edjaculational materal I cabhe acraas this bhotos

Bliss spot bious Baki mard and Kuffar mard doing harram harraam

Aljo spot RAA agint in poth bhotos

Bious baki hallal SDRE bhith Khushpoo

Kuffar mard harraam TFTA bhith pice of meat

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 28 Apr 2010 16:50

Hulaku, you ignorant kuffar... Bakis are TFTAs.. Bakis cannot pe SDRE.. bhere are joo smoking herpes bhen lalmullah ij taking class, hain? bliss to send khushpoos to lalmullah's cave complex and turn in joor ishtock of herpes..

AoA.

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 28 Apr 2010 17:29

Shome more bicchars from our bhure land watan

kaption bliss

archan · Post by **archan** » 28 Apr 2010 18:45

^^ the bicchar oph jawan apdul leaning on hij burqa'd ayesha brought aansoo to my aankh.

I rememper the good old dayj bhen in binori I ujed to date such motorhams in burqa and the piggest thrill waj that you never know the ayesha waj a mard, namard or a wimmen. Ah, good old dayj! out then I diskovered the real habbiness with real khushpoos and I have never had to go to such ayeshas again.

yourj rememperingly,
Al Baqr

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 28 Apr 2010 19:12

RAA ag!nt alert in bichar 3!!!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Apr 2010 23:45

Da bious Abdul iz holding da phoot and bious Ayesha iz in brotecion mode. All dhat iz missing in dhiz messing iz da trai bious bittnessez exbert in meazurement.

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 29 Apr 2010 01:36

Diyaar Sewernear Maulaners, Jewnear Maulaners, peach pottomed apduls & goats,

Iz this Ghudkaa halaal?...bhy far kufr baniyaa jubaan "Chewtaavani" hain ji?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 Apr 2010 18:59

RAW consbiracee. How can a Baki broduct can has Kufr hindi scribt

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 29 Apr 2010 19:17

RAA Ajent selling Pan in Isloo..

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 29 Apr 2010 20:10

Bhy are RAA ajints everywhere. Bhat are Jernails doing ??

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 Apr 2010 21:27

Ij this joota halaal ??

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 Apr 2010 21:36

New and imbrooved Bakisatani Sitara .. aphtur Bakisatan out sourced the phactry to Cheena

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Apr 2010 22:49

Why Bakistan wants beace with India

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Apr 2010 23:04

Gormaand working on technologies for energy demands: Zardari

Thij is phrom the orijinnal artical..I sweayar

President Asif Ali Zardari said demand for electricity has risen by 10 per cent annually during the last few years and the government is working on strategies to cater to the demand through all possible sources including solar and geo-thermal technologies.

Everything is such a nice round figure in Bakistan, demand rises by 10%, Gobermand increases capacity by 10%, Zardari gets his pasina equity of 10% , Bobulation increases by 10%, IQ decreases by 10% economy grows by 10% AOA! But then one doesnt need to be Shaukat e Einstein to work out that demand will rise by 10% if Zardari keeps siphoning off 10% of the supply. In Bakistan everything is maya except the 400% truth

Zardari said government is committed to provide every possible support to the private sector in all areas of investment,He said that although economy of Pakistan had received battering in the past the Foreign Direct Investment (FDI) and the GDP have been witnessing an increase.

This calls phor more battering or butter beans eating to increase the FDI( Fart to Diarrhoea Index) and GDP( Gasseous Domestic Pakistaniyat)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Apr 2010 23:20

Good news for the Mullahs who have been saddened by the doom and gloom of the new PeeARef saapht ware and the lack of green templates. Bakistan has gone through bad dins in the past but has always come up trumps. Only one thing is certain, that is the outcome of Ghazwa e Behind.

Our cousin sistah phorom, 4 times removed and three times transplanted runs a highly bobular thread on the Ghazwa e Behind where Learned Maulanas post their thoughts on Ghazwa e Behind. IT can now be confirmed that Ghazwa E Behind has begun and
here are the relevations ( and not predictions)

Kaaphirs khoon whill phill up the Indus three times( would some kind maulana exblain bhwat three times khoon fill up means?)

" No lights for miles" Now one learned soul on the deaf and dumb wants us the rest of the dumb and dumber to believe that " No lights for miles" is actually Load Shedding

Can't bost link to the pious dhaaga pekose of talwaar lataking on my neck for spying for RAA and exbosing Chinese agent Tushall

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 30 Apr 2010 00:00

jamwal wrote:

New and imbrooved Bakisatani Sitara .. aphtur Bakisatan out sourced the phactry to Cheena

Ok...This is actually pretty cool.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Apr 2010 00:09

Mullah Maha-Indriya
Joo haaz long peek and deep reech en paki Moosharraff butt joo forgett load shedding in Bakkistan iz habening phrom da taim oph Mo-Bin kazeem . En phact hole oph Bakistan iz da broduct oph dhiz bropehtik shedding bizness.
Yand Mullaz , bleeze note da indruder alert, drying to bring kuffar amung phirm peeleeeverz.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 Apr 2010 00:35

Prem wrote:Mullah Maha-Indriya
Joo haaz long peek and deep reech en paki Moosharraff butt joo forgett load shedding in Bakkistan iz habening phrom da taim oph Mo-Bin kazeem . En phact hole oph Bakistan iz da broduct oph dhiz bropehtik shedding bizness.
Yand Mullaz , bleeze note da indruder alert, drying to bring kuffar amung phirm peeleeeverz.

Maulana Pr-e Momeen

Intrudar has been trying all techniques of Taqqiya put then you can't mask the stench of Bakistaniyat with even the most ejjbensive bottles of musk attar

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 30 Apr 2010 02:19

Gilaanahi gibing "South Ajian" pleajure to kufr bharati PM..

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Apr 2010 19:41

BOjitive neuj! cross e bosting!

Sen_K wrote:Sialkot court summons Shoiab’s brothers-in-law

A local court on Friday summoned three brothers-in-law of former skipper Shoaib Malik on May 6 for violating a ban on more than one dish at Shoania’s wedding reception.
A petition was filed in the court by a local citizen seeking action against Malik’s three brothers-in-law for violating the ban.
Civil Judge Tahir Aslam admitted the case and issued notices to Imran Zafar, Malik Nasir and Malik Raza asking them to appear before the court on May 6.

Now I had heard oph men having three or more ayeshas as their wives put thij Shoaip Malik phamily seems to pe sbecial. How come Shoaip's sister haj three huspands? hain?

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 30 Apr 2010 23:38

Jamuda 8, 1431
Jennat waḥy 20:26

sub: bring yuber houri program

This rebelation is izzued to clarify the brocess involved in brocessing vaccum-bulb dhamakas - due to scarcity of virgins, the faithful are reqbested to bring their own houries to jennat.

Let dhere pee no conbusion among the peelivers, anyone coming to jennat as martyr will be giben the kushpoos he brings with him. So it is advised to do larger dhamakas so abailapility of 72 virgins can be satisphied.

Non-peelivers are not allowed into the land of rivers full of dhood aur shehed. If a peeliver wants to enjoy life in jennat s/he is strongly recommended to bring faithful onlee.

P.S: peelivers visiting from pureland of pakistan - you will be cabity searched for security reasons, and will be required to pay 10% of your virgins to ali-zerdari-raw-agenti at the back entrance

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Apr 2010 23:49

Bakkistan iz Mr. TAXI

Ride Yand Paay orr Baay yand Ride
Paay Phrust yand Ride laitter

Amir Khan Gubodoer says:
April 30, 2010 at 21:57
I am really suprised that no one has mentioned Highly qualified, professionally trained and cream of Pakistan , famous Talibans are not mentioned at all. Pakistan has indeed lost its soul as its most pious ones are not even remembered or appreciated. Sad day for whole Ummah.

http://blog.dawn.com/2010/04/30/dr-taxi/#totalcomments

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 May 2010 01:01

Raakit Mard in Kufr Land. Kufrs ujing eggjast gases to lite their own phyrrs.

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 01 May 2010 01:06

jamwal wrote:http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100429/acid_picdump_81.jpg

New and imbrooved Bakisatani Sitara .. aphtur Bakisatan out sourced the phactry to Cheena

Jamwaluddin..Ij that the chineej agint Tushal

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 May 2010 01:16

A trooly berstile goat. The poonch can pee ujed to pratice phor GUPO by barius clients.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 May 2010 01:18

Bephole pooching such sawaals, assk juurselph, " How can Chineje betlay their Tarrel Than Pahaad yand Deepel Than Samundar phrands" ??

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 May 2010 08:08

Good Nooj to Kave Lamplex #2 Dwellers
I habe found thee onlee beedeo of the first edishun of tellibabes which kept all the lonely mujahids eagerly looking farward to go into battle bid the kufr. Pleaj to give one dekho.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 May 2010 08:15

Hiyar ij anuther bun far joo lonely mujahids in lower kilaas kave kamplex number 3
Title aaf da beedio ij "Some Say I Am Sweety"

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 May 2010 14:16

anupmisra wrote:Hiyar ij anuther bun far joo lonely mujahids in lower kilaas kave kamplex number 3
Title aaf da beedio ij "Some Say I Am Sweety"

Bliss accept Hile de Bakistan abaard for inv-e-stigative Journ-analism

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 01 May 2010 15:24

very sad din..one more maulana has is gettin his peard shaved fearing bredator jinnn

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 May 2010 19:36

Bhen aam amriki public poocho me how aam pa'astani cope with ebery-day sichooashuns, I show the kufrs these brave picchurs. Theje are gilimpses of ebery day libe in pa'astan.

Bee are building bigger begging bowls. Dish keeps aam pa'astani employable:

Bee are building bunkers in shehrs and Gaanvs sho that aam pa'astani pheels shekure:

Bee habe invented alternate shources of energy to mae up far losht electrishity becaj of kufr Yindia. See aberage abdul is sho khush.

Bee are turning plowshares into beapons of mash dishtrucshun far shekurity.

Bhy for we doo dish? Bacaj Allah knows besht.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 May 2010 01:57

[youtube]ONxjnPI3Pf8&feature=related[/youtube]

Sania bhaabi is naraaz with baki qaum and BIA in barticular for making her phly in ekhonomy class

Now I for one would not blame her considering where the Bakistani economy is heading

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 May 2010 03:01

Gilani Jr's 'punch' fouled up Sania-Shoaib walima
Groper jr hain ji. Touches mards inabbrobriately.

update: from kamment sekshun of jootupe

Booo, shes prolly forgotten what a sorry shit she was back home. Its Pakistanis' fault. You give undue honor to an 'upstart' and she starts acting all so prissy. Why the hell are we sooo welcoming, btw? Who the hell is she? Shoaib Malik could have landed soo much better in Pakistan, but he looks more like a 'testicle following her all the time' to me. Too bad he doesnt have the balls to keep her in place, cuz the tramp will be walking all over him in no time. Uhh, i mean she already is.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 03 May 2010 19:02

Media watchdog group names freedom "predators"
Bhy phor is media dekho-kutta calling tarrell-than-ocean fliends the nashunal bird of bakistan?

archan · Post by **archan** » 03 May 2010 19:07

pgbhat wrote:Gilani Jr's 'punch' fouled up Sania-Shoaib walima
Groper jr hain ji. Touches mards inabbrobriately.

update: from kamment sekshun of jootupe
Booo, shes prolly forgotten what a sorry shit she was back home. Its Pakistanis' fault. You give undue honor to an 'upstart' and she starts acting all so prissy. Why the hell are we sooo welcoming, btw? Who the hell is she? Shoaib Malik could have landed soo much better in Pakistan, but he looks more like a 'testicle following her all the time' to me. Too bad he doesnt have the balls to keep her in place, cuz the tramp will be walking all over him in no time. Uhh, i mean she already is.

AoA, I am broud to see that the baki piradher knows how to "keep his wimmen in blace (i.e. on the tip of hij jooti)". Sboken like a tru baki, my friend!

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 03 May 2010 20:42

Pakis behave as though Sania Mirza is some kind of property they have acquired in common. I saw on Paki TV the Paki cricket captain Shahid Afridi say he will present a scarf to Sania as a wedding present. In words it seems innocent enough, but on camera, he was using his finger to wrap that scarf around the head. Maybe I'm reading too much into body language, but it seemed to me he disapproved of her being bare-headed, and was using the wedding gift as a means to bring upto his Paki standards of behavior. It simply doesn't occur to him that it is absolutely none of his business.

-A proud Kaffir

VVVVVV It is none of Afridi's business or bijiness either.

archan · Post by **archan** » 03 May 2010 20:52

^^ Kaffir alert! kaffir alert!

Numper Ek, yu sbeak in kafir zabaan.
Numper Do, yu do naat understand bhat it mean to pe a baki. We share everything among ourselves.
Numper Teen, mullah Afridi ij right. It ij hij pusiness, and it in every bakistani's pussiness bhat motorham Sania Malik wears (and naat wears). We kannot allow Islam to pe in jeobardy pecause of some tennis blaying Ayesha.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 May 2010 22:04

A_Gupta wrote:Pakis behave as though Sania Mirza is some kind of property they have acquired in common. I saw on Paki TV the Paki cricket captain Shahid Afridi say he will present a scarf to Sania as a wedding present. In words it seems innocent enough, but on camera, he was using his finger to wrap that scarf around the head. Maybe I'm reading too much into body language, but it seemed to me he disapproved of her being bare-headed, and was using the wedding gift as a means to bring upto his Paki standards of behavior. It simply doesn't occur to him that it is absolutely none of his business.

-A proud Kaffir

VVVVVV It is none of Afridi's business or bijiness either.

Bwhat illiterate Kaaphir joo are

Sania bill use the scarf to covar her testikals( namely Shoaib and Malik )like a propar langoti

Thank joo Afridi bhai, joo are not only a terrist joo are a thinking terrist, jour ungli ka isaara is kaafi for the samajhdaar. No bonder Sania Bhabi wants Dubai visa from Malik and not entire duniya visa phrom entire Bakistan team.

My haart is tadaping to see the din Sania bhabi will blay for Bakistan phully covered from Head to Toe. I am suar all the mujlims in the duniya want Sania bhabi to become the paav ki jooti of Ghazi Shoaib Lick-mah ***

Meen e Bhile
Blast e Past

How i long phor the old dins of three pure threads

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 03 May 2010 22:07

Joo Mossad agint!

A_Gupta wrote:VVVVVV It is none of Afridi's business or bijiness either.

Joo-kaffir phorget that Afridi wantj to bowl on the isame bich.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 May 2010 22:36

Pak Chini husband husband..