Diyar Peelobeds,
I bas apsorbing knaaaledge phrom gunga-behra madrassah in my phree time bhen I saa this bit oph bisdom:
There are many little things that we can do to make Pakistan better.
1. Stop being cry-babies. Everything is temporary and one day you too will be dead. So what is the point?
Thij soundj like haraam to me. Ijn't thij like the kuffar "maya" hain ji?
2. Stop thinking "sky has fallen". It never has and never will.
Thij ij a good baayint phor the nana mujahids to rememper. It ij naat sky phalling, but only jahanum-phire mijjile phrom bredator-e-jinn. But sky itselph ij naat phalling.
3. Stop thinking America deserves your love and respect. They only deserve your contempt.
AoA! and amin.
I am sick to death of people thinking they are better than the rest of us just because they have managed to practice a fake accent in front of the mirror.
Doej thij apply to aaal oph Bakistan's e-mbass-e-dors?
For something that will really make a difference.
1. Download ... no.. STEAL... books from the internet on technical subjects and distribute. Over the last 10 years, I have collected around 30 GB of books on all kinds of subjects.
AoA! Thij ij brillyant idea! Bhy ishtealing all oph the books phrom the internet, the kuffar bill be unable to expand on their own knaaledge and make us faithfools eben more istrang.
2. Steal and distribute American movies, music etc. Ruin their economy in any small way you can, every chance you get.
I hab a pooch phor the learned maulana bhether thij ij halaal? I mean bether be shoudl be encouraging naach gaana?
3. Make Pakistan-friendly movies for YouTube which do not show any gandagi, ghalazat or paan-ki-peek. Such videos have ENORMOUS impact.
I bould like to make theej kind oph moobies phor th eglory oph bakistan, but bhat is "paan-ki-peek"? I bant moobies to be halaal.
4. Steal and distribute American software. Never pay for it.
These were from the top of my mind.... There is plenty more, of course.
Thij ij one chaalaak birader.