Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 21 May 2010 23:52

Gagan wrote:Bismilla,

Mullah Samay-ullah
Do joo waant to have a meeting with the Eye Ass Eye hain? Hush!

now what did I do ??, blij elaporate

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 22 May 2010 05:46

Deer larnudd brophessors,
Aphter skratching peard and soching phor a laang while phor a pooch, I habe thej kweschuns.
All the brotestors have likho apout "PBUH" in pold lal kolor ("we luv PBUH"). Shuld that nat be in Green Kolor?
Impotent kweschuns, why phor ripresentation of "PBUH" by likhoing allowed. Ij it nat totally haraam to depict or make riferince to "PBUH" in any phorm?
Why thij plashpemy of "PBUH" on the panner allowed? How ij panner different from phace pook?

naren · Post by **naren** » 22 May 2010 06:20

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Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 May 2010 09:07

Samay wrote:now what did I do ??, blij elaporate

Biradher do joo have hawai mail? It ij a secret!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2010 09:19

Gagan wrote:
Samay wrote:now what did I do ??, blij elaporate
Biradher do joo have hawai mail? It ij a secret!

Mian Gaganullah,
LMU entry iz naat dhat assan yand berry berry deephhekult, bleazee tuu exxercize kaution in Chitthi Pattarz .

naren · Post by **naren** » 22 May 2010 09:20

Remindj me oph He-Mujahid kartoon.

Py the Pavar oph kreat Pindi Chana, I hab the Powe...DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(bliss to luk at the reackjun oph mujahid pehind)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 May 2010 10:05

The usujual saang and daance going on in Paakh-istaan.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 May 2010 17:06

naren wrote:

Mango pakis respond with their hands to the question "So, how big are your balls?".

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 22 May 2010 20:33

they are demandingue a dentiste,a discotheque and parper

and

that is a gay rally

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 23 May 2010 09:40

BREAK NEWZ:

BENIS and LMU are the top ranking research centers of excellence in Izlam. Hence the pure state decided these things will never be banned. However, LMU was cautioned about some of the members are hobnobbing with infidels in Twitter etc.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 23 May 2010 10:25

can you guys blog this thread to get more coverage? And use twitter and other social network sites to drive traffic?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 May 2010 10:30

Muppalla wrote:BREAK NEWZ:

BENIS and LMU are the top ranking research centers of excellence in Izlam. Hence the pure state decided these things will never be banned. However, LMU was cautioned about some of the members are hobnobbing with infidels in Twitter etc.

Dhiz kall phor nommenation oph Golden Goat Award to bee giben in Gandhaar by Sjkweezer Geejer Gilani.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 23 May 2010 11:53

Bhy are kufr yindoos moaning apout naat getting kanadian vizza.
Don't they know that it ij eggscluzively reserved for Bakis?
Don't they know the method suggested by our Jernail to get kanadian vizza?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 23 May 2010 12:58

The kuffar media doej nat understunt thij and starts parking
kanada ij the narthern mojt territry of musleem chummah .

naren · Post by **naren** » 23 May 2010 14:29

Samay wrote:
that is a gay rally

Inappropriate comment deleted upon request

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 May 2010 14:56

I dekho 2 RAA agints, 3 IEDs and 1 "heads up" bephore the religious bolis come in and enphorce Marsha-alla Law in this Dhaaga.

I yam going on Haj to BNB

Take Khair biraathers

Insha-Allah and Inshah Zaid-Zaman (PBUH) we shall meet again iph this dhaaga comes back in another phorm

Pacquistan Khappay( sbeshally in the maarning after a heavy meal the brevious raat)

***** Quiz*************

What do you call a party loving Pacqui?

A: Pacqui-Animal

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 23 May 2010 16:19

Kafir with ayesha and faithfool with khuspoo .... both are making merry

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 May 2010 07:06

Breaking Neuj: NSN Reborts Like miscreant (occassionaly) good taalipaan Hakimullah Mehsud who reincarnated aphter declared to be missing, reliaple neuj says that Ayatollah Enqyoobuddin has been sbotted in hawai chaddar dhaaga.

niran · Post by **niran** » 24 May 2010 09:56

Bojitibe Neuj:
NSN(Neuj Desk) NSN reborts dat Gobermound Oph Bakistan has delivered
a great 3 punch nokout punch to the Infedal burgoise YYY konspeeracist.
Punch numper one- Bakistan pans Facepook- kaijes 40000000 peellion dallah/Din, loss to the
infedals.

Punch numper 2- Bakistan bans Joutube- kaujing 40000000 peelion dallah/hour loss to the infedals.

Punch numper 3- Bakistan bans Titter- kaujing 40000000 peelion dallah/minutes loss to the infedals.

the rest oph the Neuj shall be posted when wise NSN reborter finishes kalkulating the real loss.

NSN

Salam.

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 May 2010 10:51

I waj kocentraitingly reading hadiths in LMU, a phellow mujahid phrom deffer&dumper phorum sent me this pooch

Assalam-o-Alikum

What do u ppl think abt the future of PAF :flag: in 2015 & 2025 what would it be like?

By 2015 PAF should be like this

150 F-16 A/B/C/D - Upgraded to Block 52+ standards (bhy not 72+ standards?)
150 Jf-17
50 J-10 A/B
50 J-10 C/D (Super 10)
60 Mirage ROSE II/III

By 2025 PAF should be like this
150 F-16 C/D 50/52
200 JF-17 A/B & C/D
100 Advanced J-XX
50-60 Eurofigther OR 70-75 JAS-39 Gripen E/F
25 F-22 Raptor OR JSF-35B+ (if available)
150 J-10 C/D+

Plz reply positively,optimistically and try to be realistic as well.

I hape replied him

Dear phellow mujahid,

Bakistan air faarce doej not need jufr-e-jahaj to phight kufrs. We will use what our incestors used to invade kafristan. We will use phlying karpets, Djinns, kushpoos, soosai bum and pindi chana to defeat the kufr India. Piss be upon you.

yours high phlyingly,

Jamesullah

naren · Post by **naren** » 24 May 2010 12:14

James B wrote:
Dear phellow mujahid,

Bakistan air faarce doej not need jufr-e-jahaj to phight kufrs. We will use what our incestors used to invade kafristan. We will use phlying karpets, Djinns, kushpoos, soosai bum and pindi chana to defeat the kufr India. Piss be upon you.

yours high phlyingly,

Jamesullah

ujing kushpoos to depheat enemy ij phrom kuffar chankiyan pook. RAA agint allahrt !!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2010 12:28

But biradher James-uddin,
That ij no laafing matter.

By 2015 PAF should be like this

150 F-16 A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L - Upgraded to Block 72+ standards
150 Jf-17 Block 72
50 J-10 A/B Block 72
50 J-10 C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K (Super 10) Block 72
60 Mirage ROSE II/III/IV/V/VI/VII Block 72

By 2025 PAF should be like this
150 F-16 C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L Block 72
200 JF-17 A/B & C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L Block 72
100 Advanced J-XX Block 72
50-60 Eurofigther OR 70-75 JAS-39 Gripen E/F

Block 72
25 F-22 Raptor OR JSF-35B+ (if available)

Block 72
150 J-10 C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L+ Block 72

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2010 12:42

Pakistanis have a very istraang lineage oph phyter Incestors and Four-fathers.

Bakistaan also have Hydrogen (sulphide) bumb.

Bakistaan have advance teknology like Supaar Mushak hawai jahaj, and JF-17 bandar block 72 that Pakistan developed phor cheen and Barber and Raand cruj mijjal, and Hataph 1&2 tall and shiny mijjale.

Bakistan ij also giving amreeka teknology phor upgrading Eff Solah to block 72 levels.

Bakistan ij invinci-bull. If only bakistan can control theej begairat democrazy and soosai bummers.

Jive jive bakistan.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2010 12:58

Bakistan ij excelling in isports.
Aphter down hill skiing, and haakey, and kirkit. Now bakistani wimmens are swimming in waater.

Heiyar ij broof that their ij waater crises in bakistan. Bakistani wimmens are swimming in waater.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2010 12:59

Bismilla,
Pleej tell me why thij bull ij running so phaast hain? Bhaat doej he hap to phear hain ji?

Oh I see, Raakit mard ij threatening to uje mijjale attack on the two plack pulls !

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 May 2010 15:30

Gagan wrote:But biradher James-uddin,
That ij no laafing matter.

By 2015 PAF should be like this

150 F-16 A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L - Upgraded to Block 72+ standards
150 Jf-17 Block 72
50 J-10 A/B Block 72
50 J-10 C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K (Super 10) Block 72
60 Mirage ROSE II/III/IV/V/VI/VII Block 72

YYY agint alert. Bhy ebery jahaaz ij blocking 72 ..hain jee?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2010 16:56

Biradher Jamwal-uddin,
It ij bery simpull.
Bious bilot who ij driving bakistani fizzle-ya taiyaara, ij going to meet hij 72 very soon. Hence thij naam given to supaar advanced tek-no-logi spacially devlopd in bakistan.
In phact bakistan wanting to export thij advance tek-no-logy to phellow biradher countriej aljo. Like Bakistan trying to export JF-17 Bandar plock 72 jahaj to biradherly mulq Bangladesh. But boor Bangladesh rephoojing to puy saying they are naat ready to aggjept such teck-no-logi. Boor bangladeshis onlee eating rice and maach, and naat yet develop enuf to induct bakistani advance dejine.

Salam.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 24 May 2010 18:17

Anujan wrote:Breaking Neuj: NSN Reborts Like miscreant (occassionaly) good taalipaan Hakimullah Mehsud who reincarnated aphter declared to be missing, reliaple neuj says that Ayatollah Enqyoobuddin has been sbotted in hawai chaddar dhaaga.

It ij a broof Hakimullah Mehsud ij a raa ajint (and a kaafir). Bhyfore bill he get reinkarnated iph he waj naat?
I appeal to the see-near mullaj to klariphy if this naacheej is wraang.

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 May 2010 23:29

Phellow biradhers and moojahids,

I brejent you duniya's piggest phlag, its none other than bakistan's phlag.

Pakistan Pain-in-da-butt

Yours Phlag phlyingly,

James-ullah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIZ-YKC_Xq4

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 May 2010 23:42

Phellow biradhers,

Todin I bring great tidings phor Bakistan.

Bakistan wins "peauty of Asia 2010" in, greater than mountain and deepel than oceans friend, Cheena. The bakistani peauty from heera mandi won in kombetition with cheenese wimmen from led rips massage palrour. Bliss to see the moterhama.

Also bliss to see that this peauty of bakistan likes bakistan and musharaff so much that she wears bakistan and musharraf on her instead of ejekting bakistan phrom musharaff.

And this is what she said when asked apout musharraf

You recently met Pervez Musharraf, how was the feeling and describe your meeting?

Meeting Pervez Musharraf, my icon, was an unimaginable feeling . It was almost surreal, shaking his hand and speaking with him. He was as charming in person as he was during his patriotic addresses to the nation and the world, and very humble and polite. My director, Sonia Ahmed, and I exchanged words with him about our goal to bring forth the power of Pakistani women, and to defeat oppression of the female gender, a common goal shared with Musharraf. Musharraf already knew of our mission, though, and has supported our pageant for some time. It was amazing to see such a great, powerful man who has accomplished so much for our nation singlehandedly standing before us so humble and appreciative of our support and admiration.

Are you a big fan of Ex-President Musharraf?

I am a huge fan of Musharraf. He is the representation of all that I believe in, and all that Miss Pakistan World, the company, strives for: a modern Pakistan, equality for all, women’s rights, and the notion of “live and let live.” Pervez Musharraf, whether currently in power or not, will always be my president. Always.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 25 May 2010 00:29

Lahore-Via-Kuwait !!!
Phirstly Hoor numbaar 2 ij bointing phinger at Bakistani hoor's "sharam sharam"

Secondly bakistani hoor phrom heera mandi giving 'handshake' to musharrph (PBUH), why naat phoonk, jest like other kontestant phrom led ripps majjaj barlour hain?

Isteel bakistani wimmen ij winning? Thij is sare-aam bhai-bhateeja-waad err behen-mausi-waad err discrimnalason against hard working chaineej wimmens.

BTW I waant to aljo admire bhoto oph brofet mosharraph (pbuh) on tee shaart more clojely. verily on very cloje egjaminson oph tee shaart bhoto I waant to pe moderately enlightened.

Salam.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 May 2010 01:18

Jaam Wale Mian assked bhy for 72!!
Baaakistan iz berry shimple cuntry and naat kunning laik Baaniya jewsed tu multible choices. In Baakistan , Bo-mins haaz onlee 2 bozional choizez, Begum or Khushpoo, bomins or kaphir and phamous 69 orr 72... One on jameen and one inn Assmaan.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 25 May 2010 01:21

Gagan wrote:Bakistan ij excelling in isports.
Aphter down hill skiing, and haakey, and kirkit. Now bakistani wimmens are swimming in waater.

Heiyar ij broof that their ij waater crises in bakistan. Bakistani wimmens are swimming in waater.
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That ij a devil tempting the bious to think of meat rather than the grass giben pie phutto. Bliss to note eberything is shaven cleanly like peachy bottomed musharrraf which ij haraam.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 May 2010 02:23

Usually mens like sherries

or mens like musharraf!! The musharraf and sherries for the houri in the same blace?!!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 25 May 2010 03:33

I asked google chacha about rakitmard and landed uphere . bhat i dekho is LMU brafessars and ishtoodents are feasting on Motorma Memon.

Jaishuddin Memon Says:

January 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Begum Memon,

I can only say that I deeply admire you, having observed your parliamentary and other skills in recent months… So much so that I hope to pray right behind you in the Masjid – at least 5 times day.

Dearest Begum, I hope that you will continue your good works for Pakistan in China, which is all weather and time toasted, and other countries from Zimbabwe to Fiji, to foil the nefarious designs of the chankian Hindoos. You know all the hindoos are chankian right? Good.

Nowadays you must have noticed that everybody is referring to Pakistan a terrorist state which is failing. Please can you fix this? Go to America and show them the true image of Pakistan… I am sure they will love you there… Don’t forget to take your patriotic associate Zaid Hamid of Brasstucks Startegic Planing.

But don’t go to Canada! I don’t want you to get a visa from Pakistan to that country. But if you insist on going there, I can kickstart the visa procedure.

But if you go, I will miss you. I will wait for you to return before returning to the Masjid for my daily 5.

who is this jaishuddin memon who ez trying to start the Canadian visa process for motorma akele akele ...

naren · Post by **naren** » 25 May 2010 04:51

James B wrote:

(s)ex-prejident pervert dusharaff ****

*** halal bolij waj here ***

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 25 May 2010 05:08

Chinmayanand wrote:I asked google chacha about rakitmard and landed uphere . bhat i dekho is LMU brafessars and ishtoodents are feasting on Motorma Memon.

here is bhat mulla Nayakuddin says

I pray that more visas are issued to deserving Pakistanis especially Canadian Visas to women of Pakistan, as the forex is direly needed.

now bhat are our bious mohatarma doing in kanada to earn brecious kaffir money i pooch.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 May 2010 08:23

Is Krachi ishtoodant association benetrated by RAA? Or is kanada who gives us so many vijas become anti pakistan?

Artecal http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010 ... e-ban.html and bichchar from artecal

negi · Post by **negi** » 25 May 2010 09:19

^ Sumpody sayj

"Good for them for banning facebook. I think all countries should follow suit. Maybe I'll get my wife back."