Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): July 07, 2010

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 10 Jul 2010 19:30

ajit_tr wrote:
Dilbu wrote:It is not counted as a friday in TSP until IED mubarak happens.
What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

Presumably on Fridays, people congregate and thus make a more compact target. It does seem to be that most attacks occur on Fridays.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 10 Jul 2010 19:34

Shiv,

The monopoly on voilence is the definition of a modern seular state. But for a muslim state which prides it self on the martial proweress its society and the past conqurers it is not reeally the business of the Army to have the monopoly on voilene.

So the army losing the monopoly is not really a cause for major conern for us. It just sets up the power struggle between the pure and the less pure.

So as you are found of saying sit back and have a charminar and applaud when some one sores and 100 .

JMT

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 10 Jul 2010 19:34

ajit_tr wrote:
Dilbu wrote:It is not counted as a friday in TSP until IED mubarak happens.
What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

All the centuries were scored on Fridays in 2010

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 10 Jul 2010 19:51

Pratyush wrote:Shiv,

The monopoly on voilence is the definition of a modern seular state. But for a muslim state which prides it self on the martial proweress its society and the past conqurers it is not reeally the business of the Army to have the monopoly on voilene.

In fact all those frequent changes of kings in the past was because no single guy managed to have a clear monopoly on violence. And that happened because every vassal and wadera was given the right to have his own army as long as he was subservient to the Sultan. But that subservience was not guaranteed and from there you can see how Pakistan has structured itself - the brainless nincompoops.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 10 Jul 2010 20:27

A_Gupta wrote:
ajit_tr wrote:What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???
Presumably on Fridays, people congregate and thus make a more compact target. It does seem to be that most attacks occur on Fridays.

may not be most but certainly the largest ones, the large crowds make perfect target for the terrorists.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 10 Jul 2010 20:39

ajit_tr wrote:
pgbhat wrote:Someone was complaining about the absence of Baitullah. Talibs seem to be doing great without him.
Pakistan bombing death toll jumps to 102
Disgusting to see people celebrating century over 100 innocent dead bodies

do not misunderstand the feeling for what it is not.
it is not celebration over anything, it is relief that it is not 100 innocent Indians who are dead. we would be disgusted if this was due to the action of Indian intel but thankfully that is unlikely to happen, at least not in my lifetime.

this is the same feeling you get when your neighbourhood hooligan has a blowback trying to make a crude bomb to use against you.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 10 Jul 2010 20:41

ajit_tr wrote:
What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

Friday is the day when all Islamists gather at their mosques to blame non-islamic people for all their ills plus cyclones, earthquakes, inflation, mosquito bites, etc!!

Friday is the day when martyred muslims get to their 72 houris and 28 boys (according to Gabriel/Mohammad in Quran)!!

Friday is the day when people who have accepted arabian culture come and celebrate this fact at mosques.

Friday is the day when muslims won't kill muslims according to some muslims but still most muslims do kill muslims on fridays., but these muslims who kill other muslims are less/more/purer muslims. This is the height of the Islamic logic.

So!! It ain't coincidence!! Paksitan was created as a terror (Direct Action Day was a terroristic action) and will die due to a terror of purer muslims led by Al-keeda's and Talibunnies.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 10 Jul 2010 20:46

SBajwa wrote:

So!! It ain't coincidence!! Paksitan was created as a terror (Direct Action Day was a terroristic action)

And guess what? Direct Action Day - 16th August 1946 was a ~~Monday~~ ~~Tuesday~~ ~~Wednesday~~ ~~Thursday~~ Friday

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 10 Jul 2010 20:49

Some unspecified number of ISI people are used to expose Aafia Siddiqui. I wonder why just now.
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 010_pg7_19

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 10 Jul 2010 20:50

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... 59,00.html

Moslem League Boss Mohamed Ali Jinnah had picked the 18th day of Ramadan for "Direct Action Day" against Britain's plan for Indian independence (which does not satisfy the Moslems' old demand for a separate Pakistan). Though direct, the action was supposed to be peaceful. But before the disastrous day was over, blood soaked the melting asphalt of sweltering Calcutta's streets
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By the 21st day of Ramadan, direct action had killed some 3,000 people and wounded thousands more. Said one weary police officer: "All we can do is move the bodies to one side of the street." Vultures tore into the rapidly putrefying corpses (among them, the bodies of many women & children).

Like other Indian leaders, Jinnah denounced the "fratricidal war." But most observers wondered how Jinnah could fail to know what would happen when he called for "direct action." Shortly before the riots broke out, his own news agency (Orient Press) reported that Jinnah, anticipating violence, was sleeping on the floor these nights—to toughen up for a possible sojourn in jail.

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 10 Jul 2010 21:24

shiv wrote:http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... 59,00.html

Moslem League Boss Mohamed Ali Jinnah had picked the 18th day of Ramadan for "Direct Action Day"

Shiv,

There is what Jinnah might have wanted and intended for Direct Action Day versus what the Muslim League second tier leadership thought, and what the Mango Abdul Leaguer thought. The Mango Abdul definitely thought it was a call to arms. I have a letter from some such to Jinnah, August 2, 1946, asking whether Muslims in other countries will join in Direct Action; if their help is lacking, how will we do direct action without ammunition, and so on. There doesn't appear to be available a reply from Jinnah to this person.

Then there is the distinction between what Jinnah publicly stated and what he really wanted. In spite of N statements, N a large number, where Jinnah says that the Pakistan demand is not a bargaining chip for a better position in a United India, the PakTeaHouse folks, and academics such as Ayesha Jalal, claim that his private opinion was different, supposedly expressed to some few Leaguers and available in obscure documents available only in the Pakistan National Archives; and despite publication and distribution by the Oxford University Press, not available in the US Library of Congress nor any US University Library. The two nearest places to me in New Jersey that hold this stuff are supposedly the Oxford and Gottingen libraries.

Why he did not say so in private to the Congress (e.g., "I'm may be open to unity if the conditions are right") is supposedly because he was concealing his negotiating position. Some may say - oh, he was ready to agree to the Cabinet mission plan - but that was because of the explicitly stated position that the plan provided a roadmap to Pakistan - the eventual secession of the provinces in the groups B and C of the plan. The Congress insisted that provinces be allowed to opt out of the groups so as not to be forced to secede by their groups and that was not acceptable to Jinnah and that is why the plan fell apart.

The point is that in the face of all this if Pakistanis insist that Jinnah had something different in mind from what he said publicly and what he said in private in negotiations, then every public statement of Jinnah's is subject to the same objection - maybe he did not mean what he repeatedly said in public. And Jinnah turns into a Maha-Idiot, who was unable to get the people whom he negotiated with even a hint of what it was that he wanted.

I imagine Jinnah going to a car dealer, and telling him, I didn't say I don't want model A, but I don't want model A. The same with model B. I'm not going to tell you what price range I'm in the market for either, or whether I want a used car or new car. All I'll tell you definitely is that without a car, I'll perish. But if you ask me in private, maybe I don't really mean that either. And after a few hours - Now why the f*** can't you sell me a car??? What kind of stupid salesman you are? That I have to go about in an American rental car, now that is ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

Which brings me to the second issue. I simply don't understand how this version of history promoted by Pakistanis, even if widely accepted, helps them in any way. Even if the world accepts the idea that Partition was forced on a unwilling Muslimdom by the cunning Hindu Congress and the perfidious British, how does it help? IMO, it immediately wipes out any Pakistani claim to Jammu & Kashmir. It doesn't provide any new basis for Pakistani nationalism, secularism or democracy. It does not lead to any claim on India that India will recognize. It does not provide any new insight into Pakistan and its problems or direction for a solution. Perhaps with your piskology, you can figure it out.

The only plausible use I can think of is this - "this mess called Pakistan, it is not our fault". Again, so what?

-Arun

milindc · Post by **milindc** » 10 Jul 2010 21:30

ajit_tr wrote:
pgbhat wrote:Someone was complaining about the absence of Baitullah. Talibs seem to be doing great without him.
Pakistan bombing death toll jumps to 102
Disgusting to see people celebrating century over 100 innocent dead bodies

ajit_tr,
I'm not ashamed to say that I felt happy about this. The only good Paki is a dead Paki.
100 less pakis in the world paying zakat for terrorist attacks on India.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 10 Jul 2010 21:30

ajit_tr wrote:
Prem wrote:Pakistan suicide blast kills at least 65; dozens injured
RIP

Unless ajit_tr is RIP-ing the soosai-bummer (who couldn't even kill 100 infidels); ajit_tr is 1/847 Hindu, 1/1434 Jew, 1/234 ahmedi, 1/388 shia, 1/1.4324 muslim...

I strongly recommend ajit_tr avoid la-whore, kar-aachi, or any religious place in pawki-land as he is not pure enough.

Venkarl · Post by **Venkarl** » 10 Jul 2010 21:33

Disgusting to see people celebrating century over 100 innocent dead bodies

If these people are blown to pieces..should I express relief or mourn for "innocent" lives..every pakistani hates India.....its a popular virtue among populace of pakiland..

hell with pakistanis and their land of pure..let there be more juice to stew in for pakis....aaccckkk thoooo

arun · Post by **arun** » 10 Jul 2010 21:41

ajit_tr wrote:
Dilbu wrote:It is not counted as a friday in TSP until IED mubarak happens.
What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

Try the Police of the city of Lahore in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan for your question

:

Friday declared sensitive in Lahore

................. We have declared Friday sensitive because most of the attacks occurred on that day, police official said. ................

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 10 Jul 2010 22:10

from water wars, our dear friends in puristan has shifted to fish wars. they say, that Indian goncha fish is killing the kalbans and palla fish allegedly Pakistani fish, and if things continue like this there would be no kalba or palla fish, left in Indus river system? now poor blokes loitering on BR will see kalba and palla as green and the goncha in saffron! so it becomes a Hindu conspiracy? guys if you want to fight Pakistan, rear a goncha in your tank, and release it into paki waters.
this news item is from, urdu , daily express news. As porki Muslim, they defy logic, and have a right to do so.
http://arunsmusings.blogspot.com/2010/0 ... etcha.html.

jaibhim · Post by **jaibhim** » 10 Jul 2010 22:12

Pakistan has a fatal attraction with India it seems. Let me give an example. I was in the indian side of town and hopped into Punjab sweet house known for its better curries and pani puris. I saw a couple of young chaps and a lady[good the know that there are people who do not dress natively] who I know I saw them in uni. They were gorging on the golgappa and I quizzed what course they were doing. I went back, but one of them asked from where I was. I said southern India and he said that he hailed from punjab India. He sheepishly said I am not a paki[when his whole face belied the fact and it was clear all of them were from the land of the pure and they were built like their brethern ought to be like hefty]! Why deny your identity? This is the first time I am hearing this and they laughed[ leave it at that small kids doing their 1 year MBA, but probably BR and recent events have left a rancid taste in me, better to sit with with native friends from britain[who we need to engage intensively and bring them down further in the right opinion] and discuss matters of the intellect over tea or meet someone from champaran rather than meet another sherwanni or rambunctuous punjabi crowd from that side].

Near them posh ladies in their salwars and glasses [ordering the waiter in that style which in the UK will clearly tell that its not Indian] were discussing keeme ka dhosha[deliberately misspelt] and how poplular it was in pindi and lahore? Cant you forget India for a while? The real face of most of these people and the separatist elements is revealed in indian newspapers and in kafila a maoist mouthpiece blog where their dreams of India breaking away and Hyderabad rising for freedom and lampooning the illiterate filthy brown Indian especially of the leiscter kind[a visit to bradford is enough to ascertain the facts, they are in good company with the locals as well] and the number of famous tariq ali[one of the few truly liberal voices I have heard from that end, but he is condemned in his own country apart from Cowasjee] and top academics their countries have produced and how fair their people including thier brothers were as compared to the stinking poor India which they are going to help break up anyway[good to be candid of your intentions once ina while] with chinese, the freedom fighters of cashmere the maoist freedom fighters, the north easter warriors and establish a muslim nation[source one blogger]. Dhosa and hatered and joy with our eternal chinese brothers destroying India what ideal types! Pity the human condition and pity the spineless government in India where north block seems to scrape from one crisis to another and lives for the day, which is not taking the dangers to territorial integrity seriously physically and on the cyber front. Already there is a war being waged in youtube and its like this we will not leave you, but hug you tight wherever you venture and flood your comments[the soft indian sits back and absorbs the shock as always] and you cannot search your favorite Rafi song [who can forget his song on 1962] or dogra regiment song in peace[is there no pakistani music to listen to]. MJ Akbar wrote a wonderful piece sometime back the the delusions of winning, well its another of those we are winning delusions that are going on.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 10 Jul 2010 22:28

ajit_tr wrote:What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

The connection is that The land of pure celebrating Religion of Peace on a day of prayer (Friday = Almighty is chilling) where as a soosai-bummer takes <>72 houries with him/her to the land of honey and milk rivers.

It is poetic justice or what we call karma in dharmic-land.

I am surprised you don't know this connection already. Perhaps you are not pure enough to attend prayers on fridays.... blasphemy indeed you Qufr....

Question: what do they call impure-muslims in arapia?

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 10 Jul 2010 22:31

A_Gupta wrote:Presumably on Fridays, people congregate and thus make a more compact target. It does seem to be that most attacks occur on Fridays.

The truth is that only unpious come to friday prayers as they want to wash away their sins. The bummers are agents of allah and come there to give the punishment of god.

Anyone questioning a soosai bum on a Friday at a mosque is a YYY agent and trying to impure the land of pure.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Jul 2010 22:48

OK, let me tell the secret. Saturday Sunday is reserved for Bolywoodd/Holywood movies, Hashish Goats and Ashna. Monday for recovery from weekend activities and Tuesday allocated for youngest Begum. Wednesday is for Maalish and Brushing and Thursday for weekly Bath. This leaves only Friday to do pious activites. There is one Solution , lets ban Jumma in Poakland, go straight from Thu to Sat.

jaibhim · Post by **jaibhim** » 10 Jul 2010 22:52

Good one Prem

No lollywood i suppose? One has to answer the call of the divine ofcourse.

On a serious note youtube and facebook is really warm with cashmere[toi for all its faults and indian express was meant for indian readers, not to be flooded with comments from pindi!], sikh war, tamil liberation[says enemies of india re unititing] and this is recent even innocent searches are returning suprising results. Poor chaps dont know pessarattu and the delights of karnataka which they will ofcours have with keema.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 10 Jul 2010 22:55

Three soldiers, 25 Taliban killed in Pakistan clashes

— Three Pakistani soldiers were killed as Taliban attacked security forces in a northwestern tribal area, sparking clashes in which 25 militants were killed, officials said Saturday.

"Militants attacked an army patrol in Makeen district of South Waziristan area late Friday in which three soldiers were killed and eight wounded," a security official said.

Taliban fighters also attacked a security post in Kaniguram valley, 30 kilometres (about 18 miles) north of the region's main town of Wana overnight, injuring five soldiers, another security official said.

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jul 2010 00:06

RamaY wrote:Question: what do they call impure-muslims in arapia?

Bakis

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jul 2010 00:18

jaibhim wrote:Pakistan has a fatal attraction with India it seems.

Its a fact that when you passionately hate someone, you end up loving them subconsciously.

Pakistan == Kamsa, India == Krishna.

lsunil · Post by **lsunil** » 11 Jul 2010 01:03

menon s wrote:guys if you want to fight Pakistan, rear a goncha in your tank, and release it into paki waters.

ROTFL

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 11 Jul 2010 01:32

ajit_tr wrote:What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

1) jannat opens only on fridays- hence the mad rush for meeting their creator.
2) bious faithfools pray in the morning aka fattening the bakri
3) transporters aka soosai bummers plan their targets
4) dead with intact mijjiles are preferred over damaged ones.(to enjoy the raisins)
5) reach any worshipful place on fridays, no appointments needed.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 11 Jul 2010 03:10

menon s wrote:from water wars, our dear friends in puristan has shifted to fish wars. they say, that Indian goncha fish is killing the kalbans and palla fish allegedly Pakistani fish, and if things continue like this there would be no kalba or palla fish, left in Indus river system?
http://arunsmusings.blogspot.com/2010/0 ... etcha.html.

The blog post has one thing wrong -- it misidentifies the Palla fish totally. The Palla fish is actually the same species as the legendary fish beloved of the Bengalis, i.e. the "Hilsa" of "Illish maach" fame. Do the Pakis want to become Bangladeshis all of a sudden?

The real reason why the fish has declined in Sindh is because the Indus river has dried up in Sindh due to Pakjabis hogging water upstream. The fish happens to be a species that lives in the ocean, but travels upstream in the river to mate (which is the best time to catch them as well, as they supposedly taste better during this stage). With dried up rivers, there is no way for the fish to migrate upstream.

kittoo · Post by **kittoo** » 11 Jul 2010 03:21

milindc wrote: ajit_tr,
I'm not ashamed to say that I felt happy about this. The only good Paki is a dead Paki.
100 less pakis in the world paying zakat for terrorist attacks on India.

I am in the same boat. The more Pakis die, the happier I am and I have no qualms about it.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 03:32

Eleven Kurram travellers slain in Afghanistan
Fourteen more legislators found holding invalid degrees
Fifteen militants killed in Orakzai

I wonder what happened to unlucky no 13?

And what is the Babumushay below talking about?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 11 Jul 2010 03:43

okay, no IEDing the TSP thread.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 11 Jul 2010 04:02

Brad Goodman wrote:paki h&d

Problems of Pakistani seafarers

I was aware that ships with Paki nationals (along with a few other nationalities, Syrian and Yemeni, I think) on board are being searched extra carefully in various European ports around the mediterranean coast. This started around 2002 or 2003. Couple of guys in the shipping business mentioned it to me a while back, but it wasn't very publicized info then. When this practice started, no one was quite sure why some ships were consistently getting searched more than others. For smaller shipping companies (guys that operate a few tramp steamers and such), time is money and they can't afford to be sitting outside port for a few days while the customs guys search every nook and cranny of the ship. Apparently, one such company owner was a smart fella and figured out that ships getting searched extra carefully all had Pakis (or citizens of a couple of other Nations of Interest) on board. The guy tried a little experiment by switching a couple of Pakis in his employ out to a different boat and confirmed his suspicions. With the cat out of the bag, a lot of the smaller companies doing business in the area soon stopped hiring Paki sailors and laid off any existing ones they had.

Wasn't aware that the practice has spread out to the rest of the world as well. This will do some serious damage to their foreign exchange remittances.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 11 Jul 2010 04:03

ajit_tr wrote: Blackwater could be the culprit!

what an illustrious track record...or a typical Paki terror wannabe I should say...fits right into the second category of my <brag>popular</brag> classification of the animals...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 04:08

German tourists make a beeline towards Swat
Forex reserves soar to $16.76bn

Dont let the reality check spoil your H&D massage

However, some analysts pointed out that the new record reserves contain most of the borrowed money

The country will have to pay back the loans by next couple of years, especially the emergency loans of $11.3 billion from IMF

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 11 Jul 2010 04:09

ajit_tr wrote:What is the connection between friday and terror attacks.Isn't it a mere coincidence???

Presumably on Fridays, people congregate and thus make a more compact target. It does seem to be that most attacks occur on Fridays.
may not be most but certainly the largest ones, the large crowds make perfect target for the terrorists.

aka buck for the bang...unless there are bonus virgins granted for that particular day..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 04:10

Suppiah wrote:
ajit_tr wrote: Blackwater could be the culprit!

what an illustrious track record...or a typical Paki terror wannabe I should say...fits right into the second category of my <brag>popular</brag> classification of the animals...

Actually, blackwater themselves are in dire straits because of the Yindoos diverting all the water flowing (out of its own free will) towards Pacquistan

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 11 Jul 2010 04:18

Mahendra wrote:Eleven Kurram travellers slain in Afghanistan

This report states that local people blame the govt. for the killing! Pakbarian looking for culprits is like OJ looking for real killer...

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 11 Jul 2010 04:58

If the recession deepens in World Economy we can a expect a Greece like situation in TSP which is significantly dependent on outside funds.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Jul 2010 05:23

Pilot killed in military plane crash
ISLAMABAD: A Pakistani military aircraft crashed during a routine training flight in central Punjab province Saturday, killing its pilot, an official report said.It was a two-seater trainer aircraft, the state run Associated Press of Pakistan said, adding that it came down near the town of Wazirabad.'The aircraft crashed due to technical fault and the pilot embraced shahadat (martyrdom),' the news agency said, quoting air force officials.According to DawnNews, the pilot has been identified as Captain Kamran. His body has been shifted to Rasul Nagar Hospital. Eyewitnesses stated that the co-pilot may still be alive and trapped under the rubble

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... rash-ss-09

Sadler · Post by **Sadler** » 11 Jul 2010 05:32

ajit_tr wrote:
pgbhat wrote:Someone was complaining about the absence of Baitullah. Talibs seem to be doing great without him.
Pakistan bombing death toll jumps to 102
Disgusting to see people celebrating century over 100 innocent dead bodies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0qN4QXV1c

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 11 Jul 2010 05:56

LINK wrote:Asifuddin said that there were many Indian participants (majority of who were women) in the space camp and it was sad to see no Pakistanis there. He blamed the absence of his compatriots on the lack of awareness. But since he has managed to achieve his dream, or at least get half way there, he pledges to promote science and technology among Pakistani youth and is keen to help those interested in joining the NASA space camp next year.