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Diyar mujahidons and maulaners of dish peerave nashun. Pleaj to look at dish notis. Thij akhbar ij searching far shimbols of paastani fridom. pleaj to send jour shimbols to thij akhbaar. Images of independence
Send uj jour images on shell-e-berating independence, on bhat it meanj to have a cuntry joo can call "ghar" and bhat shimbols – other than jour nashnal jhanda – reprejent jour identity.


Hiyar are mine.

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^^ bhyphor the apdul with bandook in haath has one aankh bointing towards Saudi Arapia and another towards the local wine shop?
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Both ankhen pointing to Saudi Herpia onlee. Bwuldd ij raund, na!
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Baakistan broduced new echo-phriendly pindiChana Natural Gas (CNG) buses. And theje buses are peing exborted to UAE, Arapia etc. Dekho the bus here

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The qweshun is, how will the pindiChana Natural Gas (CNG) be eggsborted??. Will the abduls eating pindi chana and pindi chana are eggsborted together to broduce the CNG locally or the CNG is broduced in Bakistan and then eggsborted in tankers??. It ij very very kaanphusing. Bliss to klariphly
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Post by JwalaMukhi »

Lalmohan wrote:what eej mining oph "no dirty handling" in go-gola whoreding?
Ah, the naya amrikhan angrezi haj got eben the brof konphused. It ij code word oph bakistan's phamous serbijces purrfected by the jernails and kamandus.
In true Pingrezi it will read aj "GIGOLO" and nat go-gola aj in ukstani angrez, and obviously no durty handling.
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Mullah Jamas Bund

pleej to notice that the bassangerz can also carree their own gas as bijibal in this bichar

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Thij dhaaga should pe lapeled as NSFW. I am afraid of peing caught doing :rotfl: phor no abbarent reason.
^^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Post by BajKhedawal »

JwalaMukhi wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:what eej mining oph "no dirty handling" in go-gola whoreding?
Ah, the naya amrikhan angrezi haj got eben the brof konphused. It ij code word oph bakistan's phamous serbijces purrfected by the jernails and kamandus.
In true Pingrezi it will read aj "GIGOLO" and nat go-gola aj in ukstani angrez, and obviously no durty handling.
I am very disabbointed with disabbering of bakistaniyat from elder jirga membran. The sahi matlab is "Goo" ka gola. iph jou souch about it (which I do everydin in the deep anals of my souch-ah-laya kave comblex) this Goo-ka-Gola is a bioneering enterbrise in the teen R's reuse, recycle, and reduce. Very kifayati in this dekho-no-money times.
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Imaje numper one: Bakistan na khappey!!
Imaje numper too: Bakistan khappey!!
Pliss to choose.
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archan wrote:Thij dhaaga should pe lapeled as NSFW. I am afraid of peing caught doing :rotfl: phor no abbarent reason.
^^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Bhat ij tje meaning af NSFW ?

Why doej some learned maulanaj like acharya, shiv, sridhar , egc do not bost in benis dhaga??
are they old enugh to bost in benis ??

benis dhaga ij bractical nawledge ,tsp ij theory onree..!!!
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RajeshA wrote:Both ankhen pointing to Saudi Herpia onlee. Bwuldd ij raund, na!
Bickture Berphect TFTA Phace oph Mr Bakistan , oozziinng bith Bakiiislamiat yand centuriez opph enbreeding!
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jamwal wrote:[
JF-17 Thundar Bandar undergoing weabon tasting in Cheena
Da tailhook phor landing on da ship.Iz dhiz da Naval Virgion ooph Bunder?
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moojahids shud bost kaments to make it no.1 on haram fox news wepsite.
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Phreedom in Baakisstan:

Phreedom to pee jusht aj joo waant to pee. (To pee or naat to pee)
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(To pee or naat to pee). That ij the pooch.
by - Sheikh shpeer mushy.
Act -IIIsheen 1. Phrom: In the line of phyre
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JwalaMukhi wrote:Act -IIIsheen 1. Phrom: In the line of phyre
ij it incumming? :((
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JwalaMukhi wrote:(To pee or naat to pee). That ij the pooch.
by - Sheikh shpeer mushy.
Act -IIIsheen 1. Phrom: In the line of phyre
ishmall korrectshun onlee,

"in Line of Pee Phyaire"

yand yes eet eez always komming.

AoA yand salam
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Sheikh shpeer mushy.
Eye albays thowght dhat lain waz by Shakis-Peer of Kasur.
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I habe a pooch even I cant understand ..why all of them are raijing their index finger when they come in front of each other ?
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bhy ij kuffar Bharatiya phlag on top oph bious flag in a violating bojishun, hain ji ?
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hohoho...no kammint :oops:
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pee phitting reshponj to kuffar nano
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new pindi chana pased bum teshting
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phive shtar shea shide rejort
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fewchair oph bakistan
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pindi chana kolleckjun yunit
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Bakistan naby demonshtrates gapability to handil any threatsh phrom kuffar Bharat
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Diyar Aditor Janab,

Bojitibelly dhamakedar Tidings

Pindi Channa Gass Plast in Vakum dispatches 6 pissawar!
NSN Pissawar Desk: On Fridin morning a youn yand virile young moojaheed
saw Bious unwashed yand unbathed roaming in Jumma Chumma Bazar, kausing
him to suddenly release tremendous amount oph Pindi Channa Gas in Vakum.
salam
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jeeeharddd kuffar yindoos haph ishtolen our bious naam oph on-err-able four(p)ain meenishterr mauler S M Cue rash i. ajj juu all dont know K ijj Q in LMU , hence bro wingly SMKureshi = SMKrishna

orr SMK ==SMK. :x

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ebhil yindoos doing equal equal with the bious. :evil:

jeehard

yours dijabbrovingly
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^^ hmmmm,maulana vir-il-lullah ,epay selling pomps if ju want to raise your bajama
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Where ij purqa , ?? ,why they are in gupo bojision ?

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Apout pindigenious takenology af satilights
read apout how pindigenious takenology habbens ..
July 16 marks the completion of 20 years of the launch of BADR-1, Pakistan’s first indigenously built artificial satellite.

The launch was an achievement by a small team of dedicated Pakistanis opening a window of opportunity for the future generations.

BADR-1 was an experimental satellite manufactured to enhance local infrastructure and train human resources to undertake space missions especially for telecommunications, video broadcasting and monitoring of earth’s resources.

The experience gained and the valuable data provided by the first satellite aided the design of the second experimental satellite, BADR-2.

BADR-2, a pre-operational system designed to serve as an experimental communication and an earth observation satellite, was launched in 2001 to provide hands-on experience in the development of space qualified hardware and software.

The satellite carried some experiments which were jointly prepared in collaboration with the ESA (European Space Agency) and the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory of the UK. :twisted:

For some of the development work, agencies other than Suparco were also involved. :rotfl: Suparco developed most of the satellite’s on-board and ground control software with the assistance of a local software house.
So much collaporation for an artiphicial satillight
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Maulana rsharm sharm ali wrote: AoA !! cumming twice is 400% more halaal than naat cumming at aal..
here ij sumthing to keep ju & jour raakit occoobied..

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pesh in khidmat oph such glorious peeauty

Each sunny day upon my way
A goat I pass;
She has a head hair of Gold
A Gold Earrings
And all the while I am in sight
She seems to muse,
And stares at me with all her might
And chews and chews.

Que sera sera

Upon the hill when she glimpse me
With joy of Spring,
shee hails me with a tiny bleat
Of welcoming.
Though all of bakistan is drenched with blood
And cities flare,
Contentedly she chews the cud
And does not care.

Que Sera Sera

Alas! though bards make verse sublime,
And lines to quote,
It takes a fool like me to rhyme
About a goat.

Oh!oooooooH! oooow!

salam
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A plonden ariyan goat :eek: , what ij the price dear ???
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AoA!

Very dishturping khabar onlee! Enough to make my goats scramble phrom my cave in search oph these fancy new beejes oph kagaz to eat.
Indian rupee gets a symbol, joins elite currency club..
"reflects the Indian ethos and culture, would help distinguish the currency from the rupee or rupiah of other countries like Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka and Indonesia."
:(( :((

V r needing an urjant Contast phor making Jymbal phor Bakistani currantjy. Inshallah the talantj oph BENIS can pee but to good useless in this en-devour. Bliss to nat invite fatwa phrom EyeEssEye-e-PeeAref pie the grace of ATM, and keep it tasteful as always in the pest tradishuns oph BENIS.

Naya dhaga recommanded, put will bropaply invite the Bredatorj all 2 soon.
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Pliss to see the new dejign I am proposing for bakistani rupee. Jusht like Indian rupee thij also encompasses the ethos, culture and tradishuns of pakistaniyat.
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The deeper meaning not undershtanding by kuffars eej that bakistan;s dekho-no-money will be wurld numper one when blind pigs will fly.
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AoA
phirst a boetry in khidmat oph Amir N^3 Gems

O Messenger of Benis and Takneeki! If only like the Pigs of the Companions of the Cave,
I could be in Paradise among your Companions.
Is it right that your Pig is in Janat while mine is in Jahanum?
reading din by din rotting bosts.

then eye propose a Jirga named "Low Phlying Pigs"
to deliberate on such important matter.

Salam.
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Starting a new competition for all those nalayaks (lazy-incompetents) who did not sent their entries for Indian rupee symbol.

Now all brfites have to submit a baki rupya symbol ..

Please post your entries here,latest by full moon

pakistan pain-in-da-butt
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My recommandashun eej to use simbal sympol, since Bakistan boor country onlee.

O$O

(Should pee a pit closer together when drawn, to save isbace. Interbretashuns welcome, one ticket phor Evening With Brijej Ayesha phor winner)
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^ Apove bhicchar ij a sympol oph Unkil and Gola'j cajual put galm relajionjip.

--sbelling mijtake
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Haw apout thij one?

( )o( )
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^Imbossiple joo have kato wlong cheej Gaganullah.
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http://thenews.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?Id=30056
Wise mullas of BRF kalarify plize eph below stuff is halal in sariat
Thursday, July 15, 2010
ISLAMABAD: Pakistan has banned content on more than a dozen websites because of offensive and blasphemous material. The Muslim country, which has laws on dress codes, ranks as the top country to proportionally search for certain sex-related terms, writes Kelli Morgan at FoxNews.com.

The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world’s leader in online searches for ***** material, FoxNews.com has learned.

“You won’t find strip clubs in Islamic countries. Most Islamic countries have certain dress codes,” said Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Notre Dame. “It would be an irony if they haven’t shown the same vigilance to *****.”

So here’s the irony: Google ranks Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for ***** terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for “horse sex” since 2004, “donkey sex” since 2007, “rape pictures” between 2004 and 2009, “rape sex” since 2004, “child sex” between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, “animal sex” since 2004 and “dog sex” since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.

The country also is tops — or has been No. 1 — in searches for “sex,” “camel sex,” “rape video,” “child sex video” and some other searches that can’t be printed here.
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Peekistan's kyu(n)-ran(di)-si's naam chould pee pharst changed to GUBO. Onlee then chould vee dhundo the symbols.

Phor dijj adbije, 5 GUBOs pleej!
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