Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Jul 2010 21:18

Butteber the seembal-weembal, the currancy note must has this bichar oph troo Bakistaniyat.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Jul 2010 21:32

Prem wrote:
jamwal wrote:[
JF-17 Thundar Bandar undergoing weabon tasting in Cheena
Da tailhook phor landing on da ship.Iz dhiz da Naval Virgion ooph Bunder?

Naval berjin oph JEff17 on Bakisatan's naya jahaaz carrier ij hiyar:

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 16 Jul 2010 21:37

Gagan wrote:Haw apout thij one?

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Or this one for Rupig:

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enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 16 Jul 2010 21:46

A real curranjy must have a sympol with a deeb exblanashun. See Yindoo explanashun: Sanskrit "Ra" with Angreji "R" phor Rubee.

Bakistani Rubee eej twice the value oph Indian Rubee. So eeph Indian Rubee eej "Re" then Bakistani must pee "Rse". Or, bhonetically, "Arse". The tight subbort oph the dollar eej aljo rebrejented blacing the dolar jympol inside the Arse, denoting what gives the Bakistani Rubees its strong subbort up the ****.

Q.E.D.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Jul 2010 22:08

Supaanallah

Grand ayatollah Enqyoobuddin ij pack.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 17 Jul 2010 00:02

New rupee shimbal faar fackishtan

click to see the image

-- from top to bottom
1. show begging bowl
2. resembles T for taliban, terrorism
3. tells T is a root of begging
4. showing fakistani aRse
5. showing GUBO
6. tells shtory aaf how bee are phucked a.k.a. g@@nd mein daanda

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 17 Jul 2010 00:18

And hiyar eej my other "entry" (no buns intanded).

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Reminds the kuffar and Peelieavar alike oph the berjantij in pying Bakistani Rubees (low) with botenshial phor 100,000,000 perjant abbreciashun when Bakistan puys BeePee and takes over the UQ and AmirKhana and the entire born industry with 400% halal videos of houri goats, and BOTUS Obama hires SUPARCO to run NASA.

Aljo in honor oph Strong, Tall, Fair, Hatf Mijjile that holds ub the Bakistani "R"s.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Jul 2010 01:05

A phor Aagge
R phor Rear
S phor Sund =( Tough Tool in Punjabi)
E phor Entry
Thiz will keeb "Pakistan" bubbling, boiling,burning .

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 17 Jul 2010 01:12

welcome pack grand ayatollah enqyoobuddin

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Jul 2010 03:39

Bosting image without description, bliss to ukhaad what you can ukhaad bwahahahahaha

negi · Post by **negi** » 17 Jul 2010 03:57

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Jul 2010 07:14

I haab pooch to grand Maserz and Ayya tu Laaz.
Moojahidous arr bermitted to do Nikkah bith Ahle Qitab bimmen bithout kunvertion but bhaat iz skolarly obinion phor bermityting nikah by da men phrom Aaah-lai-Vazleen.

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Jul 2010 08:35

Prem wrote: bhaat iz skolarly obinion phor bermityting nikah by da men phrom Aaah-lai-Vazleen.

AoA,
nikah with Aaah-lai-Vazleen men eez death by ishtoning krime,
however GUPO eez 400% haalaal.

Salam

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 17 Jul 2010 10:07

Diyar Birathers,
Alhamdullillallah! It seemj dat Maulana Rashid Latif has been invited to be Bhisiting Brofessor of Match Phixing at Unibhersity of Jalalabad at Quetta.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar ... FHDtQuLmMg

Blijj to note dat Advanced Hit Wickit 101 and Bolite Conversashun With Bookies 201 is bre-requisite.

Wa'salam!

Virender · Post by **Virender** » 17 Jul 2010 10:12

Diyar See niyar mullahz ,
Aphter deep yand bainful khojbeen oph the true symbol of bakistani kuurency in all the dark blacesnI here by doing peshe-najar the truest and besht symbol . It sympolizez the true inner bakistaniyat as well as show the bakistani kurrency in easy and normal way. here it izz..

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Jirga members....plizz to note the finer points oph the symbol....

1)It truely symbolizes the kurrency name gubo...az in bakjapi language.....Gu(Goo?) means inner pakistaniyat and Bo means the aromatic smell of fresh inner pakistaniyat .
2)Like our peloved kurrency it neber rizes up...only goez down .
3)Eberydin its fresh and new .
4)No one can judge how much anyone(Kurrency / inner pakistaniyat) haj in it....bether only 10 % or 400% .
5)look the color scheme....it has green in it....truely made for bure land.

Mullah under trainee
shertiphicate phrom LMU in making panners
and handling goatz

Virendrudeen

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Jul 2010 15:58

Bandarful nooj. Bhee are saved. Bhee habe new taknology. Thanks be to Allah. Pleaj to dekho:

Pakistan gets technology to preserve ...

Mangoj. Far 40 dins. Now a beerave mujahid can go to ka-bull, doo jeeeehad far 39 dins and come back to fresh mangoj.

naren · Post by **naren** » 17 Jul 2010 16:24

anupmisra wrote:Bandarful nooj. Bhee are saved. Bhee habe new taknology. Thanks be to Allah. Pleaj to dekho:

Pakistan gets technology to preserve ...

Mangoj. Far 40 dins. Now a beerave mujahid can go to ka-bull, doo jeeeehad far 39 dins and come back to fresh mangoj.

Phrom the abave link.

A mango exporter Abdul Qadeer Durrani told Geo News that export of mangoes to European countries through airways costs Rs.125 per kilogram whereas the same quantity costs Rs.15 via ship.

Thij brovej that all mango exborterj are called abduls, henj the term "mango abdul". Qad-Eer-Durrani.

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 17 Jul 2010 16:28

I broboje thiz for the naya currency simbal,

Now bhere ij my award ?

naren · Post by **naren** » 17 Jul 2010 16:34

I nom-e-nate thij symball, oridjinally bosted some time pack.

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 17 Jul 2010 17:04

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... rees-jd-02

plize to spot kuresi in bakistani deligashun koming to meet SMK

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 17 Jul 2010 19:47

Not so jaldi, armenon. Aphtar long soch and brayer and blagiarijm, I am brobojing the phollowing New Advanced Jymbol oph Bajistani Rs.

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This incorroborates many feachars phrom the Faithfools,

1. Gaganullah's fairer and tighter design oph the Rs. , buns intanded.
2. My incorborashun oph the dohlar-e-Amirkhana jymbol, put now re-packaged as a combination oph the phundamental (no buns intended) DNA-helical shape oph the Pakistaniyat jymbol brobojed apove, and the central Amirkhani shaft broviding subbort phor Bakistani Fauj in conphronting the Swat Taliban.
3. Unlike my or-e-jinnahl design, avoids conphyoojun with the many Zerrows which will pee feachared on every Bakistani Rs, poth phor giving de-nominashun, and pohor showing tasveer-e-Jarnails.
4. Cliyar rebrejentashun oph the way Amirkhani Aid eej but to yoojephool yooj in Bajkistan, all kuffars outside DupleeCity will recognije this as Bakistani Rs immediately.
5. Unlike all other dejigns that will have to await kuffars incorborating jymbol into kuffar keyboards, this one eej buplicashun-ready phor transmijjun to ISI Glopal Curranjy Blants.
6. While all other curranjies have only one-key jymbols, Bakistani Rs will have 3 keys. Suberior.

In fyoochar, when repherring to Bakistani Rs, bliss to use the apove jymbal, For exambal:

Abdul gave his nephew/son )$(4,500 to buy an AK-47 for his 6th birthdin

AoA!!!

This eej cliyarly the winnar, as the Bakistani Fauj was at Khemkaran and Dhaka and Tiger Hill.

Karmasura · Post by **Karmasura** » 17 Jul 2010 20:58

Bismillah, I see great jymbols being brobojed by my fellow mujhaids and senior maulanerj. I phor one obboje the continuashun oph rupee aj our nashunal currenjy. Bhat phor we uje shame name aj Kufr? Chee-chee, do we want to get boor and shtarving like SDRE??

I broboje that we call our currenjy aj the 'aaliph' sinje it ij the first letter oph the halaalest oph all lingoj, Arabic shtrate phrom the saphed reti of Rub-Al-Khali.

And the jymbol oph our new currenjy should be the aaliph aj well. I got vijun that thij will help uj in brebarashun oph Bakistan being ummah leader in the 21st shenchuri!

Bhat ju shay jirga? Shud we raije our AK and phyrr in demand of thij above halaal vijun oph mine, that waj obtained aphter much bowerful herbj shmoked?

naren · Post by **naren** » 18 Jul 2010 05:01

JF-17 Bandar taxiing.

JF-17 Bandar attaq mijjion

JF-17 shquadron shkorej dejisive vicktree ober kuffar bomber.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 19 Jul 2010 01:09

haw tho khonphuse the bious and faithfool bakis

archan · Post by **archan** » 19 Jul 2010 02:53

Bwah bwah,
and we all know how bakis love the numper 3.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Jul 2010 03:47

O meri Zohra Jabeen
Tujhe Maloom Nahin
Tu abhi tak ha Paki
Aur Main Han
Tujh pe Kurbaan Meri Jaan Meri Jaan

Ye shokhiyaan ye bankrupcy,
Jo tujh mein hai kahi nahi
Vasleen lagane ka fan, jo tujh mein hai kahi nahi
Main teri…
Main teri peeche se paa gaya do jahaan
Eh meri zohra-jabeen

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Jul 2010 08:15

^^^^^^^
ai mere ham dum mere dost
aaj suurat-e-chiraag jalake
jhukii jhukii nigaah kii
kaajal se mussarraf pe
likhe ai mere hum dum mere dost
naa jaa kahin, ab na jaa

aaa! aaa! aaaiya!

aake khoon-e-haath milaake
bhar duun in mussarraf ke khaake
bujhaa bhujhaa badan teraa
kamal kamal khilaa ke
khilaa duun GUPO-e-hinaa
naa jaa kahin ab na jaa...

aaa! aaa! aayiaa!

Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Jul 2010 09:15

NSN(Sooside Desk) A suicide bomber blew himself up at a mosque in the eastern city of Sargodha Sundin evening, wounding at least 12 people, police and rescue officials said.

"The blast occurred at a minority Shiite mosque at evening prayers time,'' senior Bolis aphsaar Matiullah Jan told NSN.

"Twelve Apduls were injured in the bomb blast and they were shifted to hospital in our ambulances,'' Rescue service official Mohammad Shakeel told NSN.

Sargodha district administration chief Zulfiqar Ali Shah said it was a sooside bombing.

"It was a sooside attack,'' Shah told NSN.

District police chief B.A. Nasir said the bomber was intercepted at the entrance by security guards when he tried to enter the mosque on which he detonated explosives strapped to his body.

Sixteen Shiite Muslims were killed and four others were wounded Saturdin in an apparent sectarian ambush in a remote tribal town in Pakistan.

NSN

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 19 Jul 2010 11:55

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/sunday/def ... k_peak.htm

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 19 Jul 2010 21:35

Kufar Non Rejident Bakis turning pack on thear own Bakisatan (somebhutt)

A case of exploding mangoes

Suraj bill suarly rije phrom bhest

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 19 Jul 2010 22:08

Raghavendra wrote:http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/sunday/def ... k_peak.htm

Thankoo Raghvendar-ullah for thij interesting bost ,it is gem from all nooks and corners, it haj forced me to rebly

Bliss do read boint numbar 9,10,12 und 14 of the apove bicchar, in the light of madrassa ishtill,.

This kha-toon (pee-na khan) is a real bakisatani ,by plood and by character. ..

All the baki kha-toons like Jana, bijiting thij phorum fram pharen shud learn fram this pious baki kha-toon

archan · Post by **archan** » 19 Jul 2010 22:15

In Pakistan, Hillary Clinton announces new aid projects, lauds mango
bhyphor bibi kelinton braising bakistani mango hain? ij it due to its botency? bhyphor her aankh wide oben and hath ub in braise (and naat folding haath like yindoos, mind yu).
Aha!

Today she announced plans for two hydroelectric dams and three hospital projects.

bakistan getting more khairaat! bhere ij the 10% going to?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 19 Jul 2010 22:18

Now he ij 50%

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 20 Jul 2010 00:18

Monkeys

Last week, a report in the Chinese state-run People's Daily newspaper alleged that the Afghan Taliban has begun training monkeys in areas along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border as part of the struggle against occupying NATO forces. According to the story, the monkeys are sometimes offered bananas and peanuts as "a series of rewards and punishments to gradually teach them how to" fire Kalashnikovs, light machine guns and trench mortars. (Taiwan's Apple Daily has come up with a brilliant computerized animation of these recruitment tactics.) The People's Daily article quotes a number of unnamed, supposedly "inside" sources, including a U.S. official, but NATO spokesmen have since dismissed any knowledge of these so-called "monkey terrorists."

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AoA! Abter debelobing hawai-Bandar, LMU ij actibli developing mujahid bundar!
AK Phyrr!

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 20 Jul 2010 03:02

Pie the Grace of ATM, the IQ oph Bakistan Fauj eej soaring.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Jul 2010 03:21

Hole-Brokeback Mountain

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Jul 2010 05:25

Shpot da RAW aigints brojecting shoft emaig oph Bhonkstan.
http://www.thepakistaninewspaper.com/ne ... p?id=17325

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jul 2010 14:32

wonce agin, BRF establishes in service a new naam phor paque leaders... "Jack Ass Qureshi"... Jacques perhaps? or even 'jacques shi-pak' to borrow from a former french president

niran · Post by **niran** » 20 Jul 2010 15:49

Lalmohan wrote:wonce agin, BRF establishes in service a new naam phor paque leaders... "Jack Ass Qureshi"... Jacques perhaps? or even 'jacques shi-pak' to borrow from a former french president

or jast JAQ == Jak Ass Qoorayshe

salam

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 20 Jul 2010 17:28

JAQK == Jack Ass Khuraishi!!